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(North Jersey)   Today's teacher sex scandal brought to you by Essex County, New Jersey, where 33-year-old Teacher of the Year assaulted her 15-year-old male honor student for three horrible months. Oh yeah, he was honor   (northjersey.com) divider line 27
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2012-09-02 10:29:28 PM
9 votes:

hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.


She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.
2012-09-02 10:41:37 PM
3 votes:
She likes 15 year olds because the fact that its technically rape means she can't get pregnant.
2012-09-03 12:55:15 AM
2 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?


Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

My point is this. She was an award-winning teacher. He is an honors student. It's certainly possible that they were attracted to each other's minds. Maybe they knew it was wrong but risked it anyway because they thought they had a connection. Who the heck knows?

But to ASSUME that she targetted him because she wanted hot young sex, and that she "groomed the entire school" because she is and was always some kind of predator... that is unfounded. People don't win teaching awards because they're trying to fool you (it's not like it's easy to win those things). She won awards because she was a dedicated teacher. This is a sad, sad situation.

You guys are so busy being titillated (giggity) that you've turned what is a human tragedy into some kind of soft core porn. admit it, your hand is in your pants. And you have the nerve to wag your finger at her? She has probably helped more fifteen-year-olds than you ever will.
2012-09-03 12:29:01 AM
2 votes:
FTA:
a 15-year-old male student she taught in her honor's English class

Look, just because she's Teacher of the Year doesn't mean we need to start giving out fancy titles.
2012-09-02 10:51:08 PM
2 votes:

davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.


That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.
2012-09-02 10:40:53 PM
2 votes:
sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.
2012-09-02 10:34:17 PM
2 votes:
You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.
2012-09-02 09:38:22 PM
2 votes:

RoyBatty: What was going through her head?


Penis, young young penis.
2012-09-02 08:18:59 PM
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.


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I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.
2012-09-03 12:46:57 AM
1 votes:

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?


Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.
2012-09-03 12:34:37 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if the same Internet Tough Guys in the "drunk fingerbanging" thread are going to all show up to again call for the harshest of penalties to be dealt to this obviously dangerous rapist.
2012-09-03 12:17:45 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Eh, not really. 15 year olds aren't men or women, they're children. This is substantiated mentally, emotionally, and physically. They're sexually mature in the sense that they're able to procreate, yes, but they aren't fully-developed adults yet.


So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.
2012-09-03 12:10:02 AM
1 votes:

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.


Eh, not really. 15 year olds aren't men or women, they're children. This is substantiated mentally, emotionally, and physically. They're sexually mature in the sense that they're able to procreate, yes, but they aren't fully-developed adults yet.
2012-09-02 11:51:26 PM
1 votes:

Adalius: I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.
"True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push".
Yea, verily.


Maybe she could help you straighten out your Longfellow?
2012-09-02 10:54:48 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.


Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.
2012-09-02 10:53:49 PM
1 votes:

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


So you're saying that you shouldn't apologize for raping someone? That's farked up, dude.
2012-09-02 10:48:22 PM
1 votes:

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


Of course, you have the threads to back up this assertion... wait, no, they don't exist, because outside of a few members Fark is remarkably egalitarian about this.
2012-09-02 10:46:20 PM
1 votes:
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer.
2012-09-02 10:44:28 PM
1 votes:
How the tituation? I can't tell from the pics
2012-09-02 10:40:20 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


That men her age are all broken and if she can get one young enough, she can break him in properly. Preferably one who's bright and preferably one that's into her and isn't concerned with the fact she's over 30.

This same line of logic also works for 30 something male teacher and female teenage student. In another era, they'd have gotten away with it too.
2012-09-02 10:39:57 PM
1 votes:
Like a fist of an angry god.
2012-09-02 10:36:41 PM
1 votes:
What self-respecting teenage guy would ruin a setup like that?? Hell teacher baby when your ready for a REAL Farkin' gimme a call!
2012-09-02 10:33:38 PM
1 votes:

styckx: [uploads.thealternativepress.com image 846x902]

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I'd definitely bang her. She has that droopy eyed Marisa Tomei thing going on.
2012-09-02 10:27:38 PM
1 votes:

styckx:


I'd say 2 out of 3 pictures show an attractive lady. To a 15 year old, a smoking hot lady.
2012-09-02 09:56:27 PM
1 votes:
I'd honor it?

/didn't say "smoking hot" in headline, so it was legit this time
2012-09-02 09:42:01 PM
1 votes:

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.
2012-09-02 08:34:14 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

[img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.


Kind of a joke...it's almost de riguer to phrase headlines like these to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness of the woman in question. I guess the practice has not yet reached full meme status. Henceforth, I shall leave it be, to ripen or to die on the vine.
 
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