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2012-09-02 10:48:22 PM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


Of course, you have the threads to back up this assertion... wait, no, they don't exist, because outside of a few members Fark is remarkably egalitarian about this.
 
2012-09-02 10:51:08 PM

davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.


That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.
 
2012-09-02 10:53:42 PM
If we keep throwing cute girls in prison for liking to have sex with young dudes, we are going to run out of cute girls pretty soon.
 
2012-09-02 10:53:49 PM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


So you're saying that you shouldn't apologize for raping someone? That's farked up, dude.
 
2012-09-02 10:54:48 PM

Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.


Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.
 
2012-09-02 10:55:03 PM
Something about this story set off my bullshiat o' meter. I have a feeling this might be a case of angry student accusing a teacher to destroy her reputation.
 
2012-09-02 10:56:05 PM

foxyshadis: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

No one she works with, most likely, and no time to go out to mixers or online dating to meet other people (particularly if she's unhappily married and has to do it on the sly). Students are just substitutes for the secretary in schools. Hookups like this are mostly about proximity and emotional availability.


That could be, it rings true, it's surprising to me given how attractive she is. (Like I have problems meeting women because I no longer look like Tom Brady.)
 
2012-09-02 10:56:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.

Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.


Sorry, I thought the ass-rape was just one of those universal truths everyone knew about.
 
2012-09-02 10:57:19 PM

Lsherm: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.

Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.

Sorry, I thought the ass-rape was just one of those universal truths everyone knew about.


Is that before or after rape-rape?
 
2012-09-02 10:58:33 PM
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2012-09-02 11:04:40 PM
I bet she screams more on the court than off.....that is....

....am I the only one who gets worked up listening to women's tennis?

/fap
 
2012-09-02 11:04:47 PM

Summoner101: Lsherm: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.

Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.

Sorry, I thought the ass-rape was just one of those universal truths everyone knew about.

Is that before or after rape-rape?


Ass-rape is not rape-rape, at least according to Whoopi Goldberg.
 
2012-09-02 11:04:55 PM

Mr. Right: She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer on her and off her.


Jeez, get it right.
 
2012-09-02 11:06:06 PM
My wife (the high school teacher) always said she figured something was mentally farked with any teacher who has a thing for a student - for starters, teenagers these days apparently almost uniformly smell bad.

/ not me - 15 year old me was rockin' the English Leather, yeah baby
 
2012-09-02 11:10:28 PM

OgreMagi: Mr. Right: She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer on her and off her.

Jeez, get it right.


I'm an olde phart. That's what I was taught. Back in the days when people understood word play.
 
2012-09-02 11:15:31 PM
I like her bangs.
 
2012-09-02 11:23:55 PM
Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?
 
2012-09-02 11:25:02 PM
I wish any reasonable looking woman would have taught me some sexy sexy when I was 15.
 
2012-09-02 11:27:59 PM

Plissken: I like her bangs.


So did he.
 
2012-09-02 11:39:15 PM

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: My wife (the high school teacher) always said she figured something was mentally farked with any teacher who has a thing for a student - for starters, teenagers these days apparently almost uniformly smell bad.

/ not me - 15 year old me was rockin' the English Leather, yeah baby


I took my uncle's advice: Unscented shampoo, soap, deodorant, don't wear cologne until college, and then only for special occasions, and even then only a tiny tiny amount. That way the girl only notices it if she is already making out with you. His basic logic was: don't assault people with smells, "good" or "bad" is different for everyone. There's a better chance of getting in a girl's pants if you don't offend their sense of smell.
 
2012-09-02 11:51:26 PM

Adalius: I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.
"True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push".
Yea, verily.


Maybe she could help you straighten out your Longfellow?
 
2012-09-02 11:55:36 PM

davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.


S.F. v. Alabama ex rel. T.M., 695 So. 2d 1186 (Ala. Civ. App. 1996).

The man in question was passed out drunk on a bed. While drunk, a fellow party(female) goer took off his pants and had sex with him while he was unconscious.
 
2012-09-02 11:56:35 PM
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2012-09-02 11:56:43 PM

RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?
 
2012-09-03 12:00:18 AM
In retrospect, if she was preferring smooth balls over fuzzy ones she should have taken up raquetball.
 
2012-09-03 12:01:17 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?


What's scary is some people actually believe this.
 
2012-09-03 12:02:35 AM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


there is no substitute for man-boy jungle fever forbidden love.
 
2012-09-03 12:05:36 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.


You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.
 
2012-09-03 12:10:02 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.


Eh, not really. 15 year olds aren't men or women, they're children. This is substantiated mentally, emotionally, and physically. They're sexually mature in the sense that they're able to procreate, yes, but they aren't fully-developed adults yet.
 
2012-09-03 12:13:14 AM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


6/10
 
2012-09-03 12:13:53 AM

Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?


Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.
 
2012-09-03 12:14:16 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.


Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.
 
2012-09-03 12:15:27 AM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?



Guys her age know how to play it cool, hide their enthusiasm, not let on so much that they think she's hot, etc. They aren't so excited anymore by the mere idea of sex that they'll jump through hoops for her.

The 15-year-old kid will be unabashedly greatful and enthusiastic and she'll be truly appreciated. I can totally see a woman in her 30s remembering how guys were in high school around her, and wanting to feel that again instead of the half-indifferent attitude most people adopt as adults.
 
2012-09-03 12:15:36 AM
your honor, your offer...
 
2012-09-03 12:17:06 AM
He was on her, your honor. Yes, she offered her honor, and he honored her offer your honor. It says he was on her and off her and on her and off her on the offer that she honored, your honor. Be he didn't off her your honor. It was just on honorary offering.

Is that clear?
 
2012-09-03 12:17:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Eh, not really. 15 year olds aren't men or women, they're children. This is substantiated mentally, emotionally, and physically. They're sexually mature in the sense that they're able to procreate, yes, but they aren't fully-developed adults yet.


So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.
 
2012-09-03 12:18:55 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.


Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?
 
2012-09-03 12:20:01 AM

Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.


Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?
 
2012-09-03 12:20:44 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.


Not to fark them, no. But if you loved him and you had a consensual relationship I could easily see myself turning a blind eye (but keeping the other eye on you the whole time).

The people who are making this all about sex are you guys, not her.
 
2012-09-03 12:20:55 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.


Or the guy could be like me at that age. I would have farked a snake if someone held it down for me.
 
2012-09-03 12:25:03 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.

So you're saying that you shouldn't apologize for raping someone? That's farked up, dude.


Try again when you learn the meaning of the term "apologist". Hint: It does not mean what you seem to think it means.
 
2012-09-03 12:26:19 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?


What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?
 
2012-09-03 12:26:39 AM
Montclair sucks.
 
2012-09-03 12:29:01 AM
FTA:
a 15-year-old male student she taught in her honor's English class

Look, just because she's Teacher of the Year doesn't mean we need to start giving out fancy titles.
 
2012-09-03 12:29:28 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?


Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.
 
2012-09-03 12:30:34 AM
There is some creepy ass shiat being typed in here...
 
2012-09-03 12:32:06 AM

styckx: [uploads.thealternativepress.com image 846x902]

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jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com 
 
2012-09-03 12:33:46 AM

Rafe: FTA:
a 15-year-old male student she taught in her honor's English class

Look, just because she's Teacher of the Year doesn't mean we need to start giving out fancy titles.


I'll bet her lessons were more Latin in nature
 
2012-09-03 12:34:37 AM
I wonder if the same Internet Tough Guys in the "drunk fingerbanging" thread are going to all show up to again call for the harshest of penalties to be dealt to this obviously dangerous rapist.
 
2012-09-03 12:37:08 AM

styckx: There is some creepy ass shiat being typed in here...


You mean the part where I'm proposing that people aren't just sex objects? Or the part about having sex with a snake?

Funny what passes for creepy and what is socially acceptable.
 
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