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(North Jersey)   Today's teacher sex scandal brought to you by Essex County, New Jersey, where 33-year-old Teacher of the Year assaulted her 15-year-old male honor student for three horrible months. Oh yeah, he was honor   (northjersey.com) divider line 198
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2012-09-02 07:32:16 PM
"I am merely a representative of all the hardworking dedicated teachers, especially those with whom I work at West Orange High School ... teachers who are committed to their students, who consistently advocate for their students, and who exceedingly go above and beyond their everyday duties and job descriptions."

So that's what it's called.
 
2012-09-02 07:41:12 PM
subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.
 
2012-09-02 08:17:14 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

DePalo, who is also the school's junior varsity tennis coach


I'd hit that like a tennis ball.
 
2012-09-02 08:18:59 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.


img191.imageshack.us

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.
 
2012-09-02 08:33:26 PM
i2.kym-cdn.com

MUST NOT FAP.
 
2012-09-02 08:34:14 PM

Lsherm: Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

[img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.


Kind of a joke...it's almost de riguer to phrase headlines like these to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness of the woman in question. I guess the practice has not yet reached full meme status. Henceforth, I shall leave it be, to ripen or to die on the vine.
 
2012-09-02 09:03:27 PM
That must have been horrible for him.

He is going to need so much therapy.
 
2012-09-02 09:15:26 PM
She offered her honor?

He honored her offer?

/On her, off her, on her, off her.
 
2012-09-02 09:18:10 PM
img191.imageshack.us

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?
 
2012-09-02 09:22:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Lsherm: Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

[img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.

Kind of a joke...it's almost de riguer to phrase headlines like these to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness of the woman in question. I guess the practice has not yet reached full meme status. Henceforth, I shall leave it be, to ripen or to die on the vine.


I had an inkling that it might be a joke, but she's one of the few who is actually attractive, so I wasn't sure. Obviously, if she was a drooling hosebeast your intent would have been crystal clear.
 
2012-09-02 09:24:38 PM

RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?


Awkwardly for 20 seconds?
 
2012-09-02 09:38:22 PM

RoyBatty: What was going through her head?


Penis, young young penis.
 
2012-09-02 09:40:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

Awkwardly for 20 seconds?


In that case I'm her man!
 
2012-09-02 09:41:44 PM

basemetal: RoyBatty: What was going through her head?

Penis, young young penis.


(yes thank you, that was the joke I was setting up for the "spike" (although I did appreciate Lionel Mandrake's riff))
 
2012-09-02 09:42:01 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.
 
2012-09-02 09:56:27 PM
I'd honor it?

/didn't say "smoking hot" in headline, so it was legit this time
 
2012-09-02 10:02:36 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


Cougars, man...
 
2012-09-02 10:04:14 PM
match.collegiate-va.org
 
2012-09-02 10:18:56 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


On a serious note she may feel threatened by men in her "age group". That's sometimes the case when women seek child lovers, becuase they feel safer with boys than with men.
 
2012-09-02 10:25:15 PM
uploads.thealternativepress.com

www.baristanet.com
 
2012-09-02 10:25:52 PM

Ambivalence: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

On a serious note she may feel threatened by men in her "age group". That's sometimes the case when women seek child lovers, becuase they feel safer with boys than with men.


Probably intimidated by all that fat and body hair.

/wait, you mean every other guy isn't like me?
 
2012-09-02 10:27:34 PM
Niiiiiiiiiiice
 
2012-09-02 10:27:38 PM

styckx:


I'd say 2 out of 3 pictures show an attractive lady. To a 15 year old, a smoking hot lady.
 
2012-09-02 10:29:28 PM

hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.


She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.
 
2012-09-02 10:30:45 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials:
She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.


Boooooooooooooo.

/wish I'd thought of that one.
 
2012-09-02 10:31:10 PM
I need to see more evidence before I rough up the suspect.
 
2012-09-02 10:31:16 PM
img191.imageshack.us

West Orange High School teacher Erica DePalo is named 'Essex County Teacher of the Year' for 2011.

I'll bet.
 
2012-09-02 10:32:45 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.

She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.


And one press of the funny button for you, sir
 
2012-09-02 10:33:38 PM

styckx: [uploads.thealternativepress.com image 846x902]

[www.baristanet.com image 263x350]


I'd definitely bang her. She has that droopy eyed Marisa Tomei thing going on.
 
2012-09-02 10:34:17 PM
You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.
 
2012-09-02 10:36:30 PM
media.tecca.com 
 
2012-09-02 10:36:41 PM
What self-respecting teenage guy would ruin a setup like that?? Hell teacher baby when your ready for a REAL Farkin' gimme a call!
 
2012-09-02 10:36:44 PM
I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.
"True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push".
Yea, verily.
 
2012-09-02 10:37:17 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.

She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.


Or perhaps she is just now reaching her break point.
 
2012-09-02 10:37:19 PM
scrabblesense.com

What has yellow balls and sucks dicks?
 
2012-09-02 10:38:11 PM
I have 3 beers in me and she looks meh.
 
2012-09-02 10:39:57 PM
Like a fist of an angry god.
 
2012-09-02 10:40:20 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


That men her age are all broken and if she can get one young enough, she can break him in properly. Preferably one who's bright and preferably one that's into her and isn't concerned with the fact she's over 30.

This same line of logic also works for 30 something male teacher and female teenage student. In another era, they'd have gotten away with it too.
 
2012-09-02 10:40:29 PM
Do Spanish speakers call it Esse Sex County?

/Got nothin'
 
2012-09-02 10:40:53 PM
sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.
 
2012-09-02 10:41:37 PM
She likes 15 year olds because the fact that its technically rape means she can't get pregnant.
 
2012-09-02 10:41:57 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I have 3 beers in me and she looks meh.


Three beers? You sound like you're on a Drew-like bender.
 
2012-09-02 10:43:24 PM

Adalius: I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.


I'd let her shake my spear.
 
2012-09-02 10:44:28 PM
How the tituation? I can't tell from the pics
 
2012-09-02 10:44:34 PM
Reading down I see a male teacher got 8 years
Bet she walks with a fine and suspension
Equal Rights Amendment my ass
 
2012-09-02 10:44:42 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


No one she works with, most likely, and no time to go out to mixers or online dating to meet other people (particularly if she's unhappily married and has to do it on the sly). Students are just substitutes for the secretary in schools. Hookups like this are mostly about proximity and emotional availability.
 
2012-09-02 10:45:41 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials:
She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.


Bravo.
 
2012-09-02 10:46:12 PM

trailerpimp: Reading down I see a male teacher got 8 years
Bet she walks with a fine and suspension
Equal Rights Amendment my ass


Yeah, that ERA was a real outrage

/ In 1974
 
2012-09-02 10:46:20 PM
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer.
 
2012-09-02 10:47:01 PM

fusillade762: Lionel Mandrake: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

Awkwardly for 20 seconds?

In that case I'm her man!


You've got me beat by 10 seconds!
 
2012-09-02 10:48:22 PM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


Of course, you have the threads to back up this assertion... wait, no, they don't exist, because outside of a few members Fark is remarkably egalitarian about this.
 
2012-09-02 10:51:08 PM

davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.


That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.
 
2012-09-02 10:53:42 PM
If we keep throwing cute girls in prison for liking to have sex with young dudes, we are going to run out of cute girls pretty soon.
 
2012-09-02 10:53:49 PM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


So you're saying that you shouldn't apologize for raping someone? That's farked up, dude.
 
2012-09-02 10:54:48 PM

Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.


Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.
 
2012-09-02 10:55:03 PM
Something about this story set off my bullshiat o' meter. I have a feeling this might be a case of angry student accusing a teacher to destroy her reputation.
 
2012-09-02 10:56:05 PM

foxyshadis: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

No one she works with, most likely, and no time to go out to mixers or online dating to meet other people (particularly if she's unhappily married and has to do it on the sly). Students are just substitutes for the secretary in schools. Hookups like this are mostly about proximity and emotional availability.


That could be, it rings true, it's surprising to me given how attractive she is. (Like I have problems meeting women because I no longer look like Tom Brady.)
 
2012-09-02 10:56:27 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.

Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.


Sorry, I thought the ass-rape was just one of those universal truths everyone knew about.
 
2012-09-02 10:57:19 PM

Lsherm: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.

Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.

Sorry, I thought the ass-rape was just one of those universal truths everyone knew about.


Is that before or after rape-rape?
 
2012-09-02 10:58:33 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-02 11:04:40 PM
I bet she screams more on the court than off.....that is....

....am I the only one who gets worked up listening to women's tennis?

/fap
 
2012-09-02 11:04:47 PM

Summoner101: Lsherm: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lsherm: davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing. That's like arguing female rape victims can't be physically stimulated during a rape, which is also untrue.

Don't forget about ass-rape. You can totally ass-rape a dude.

Sorry, I thought the ass-rape was just one of those universal truths everyone knew about.

Is that before or after rape-rape?


Ass-rape is not rape-rape, at least according to Whoopi Goldberg.
 
2012-09-02 11:04:55 PM

Mr. Right: She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer on her and off her.


Jeez, get it right.
 
2012-09-02 11:06:06 PM
My wife (the high school teacher) always said she figured something was mentally farked with any teacher who has a thing for a student - for starters, teenagers these days apparently almost uniformly smell bad.

/ not me - 15 year old me was rockin' the English Leather, yeah baby
 
2012-09-02 11:10:28 PM

OgreMagi: Mr. Right: She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer on her and off her.

Jeez, get it right.


I'm an olde phart. That's what I was taught. Back in the days when people understood word play.
 
2012-09-02 11:15:31 PM
I like her bangs.
 
2012-09-02 11:23:55 PM
Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?
 
2012-09-02 11:25:02 PM
I wish any reasonable looking woman would have taught me some sexy sexy when I was 15.
 
2012-09-02 11:27:59 PM

Plissken: I like her bangs.


So did he.
 
2012-09-02 11:39:15 PM

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: My wife (the high school teacher) always said she figured something was mentally farked with any teacher who has a thing for a student - for starters, teenagers these days apparently almost uniformly smell bad.

/ not me - 15 year old me was rockin' the English Leather, yeah baby


I took my uncle's advice: Unscented shampoo, soap, deodorant, don't wear cologne until college, and then only for special occasions, and even then only a tiny tiny amount. That way the girl only notices it if she is already making out with you. His basic logic was: don't assault people with smells, "good" or "bad" is different for everyone. There's a better chance of getting in a girl's pants if you don't offend their sense of smell.
 
2012-09-02 11:51:26 PM

Adalius: I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.
"True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push".
Yea, verily.


Maybe she could help you straighten out your Longfellow?
 
2012-09-02 11:55:36 PM

davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.


S.F. v. Alabama ex rel. T.M., 695 So. 2d 1186 (Ala. Civ. App. 1996).

The man in question was passed out drunk on a bed. While drunk, a fellow party(female) goer took off his pants and had sex with him while he was unconscious.
 
2012-09-02 11:56:35 PM
img189.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-02 11:56:43 PM

RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?
 
2012-09-03 12:00:18 AM
In retrospect, if she was preferring smooth balls over fuzzy ones she should have taken up raquetball.
 
2012-09-03 12:01:17 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?


What's scary is some people actually believe this.
 
2012-09-03 12:02:35 AM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


there is no substitute for man-boy jungle fever forbidden love.
 
2012-09-03 12:05:36 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.


You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.
 
2012-09-03 12:10:02 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.


Eh, not really. 15 year olds aren't men or women, they're children. This is substantiated mentally, emotionally, and physically. They're sexually mature in the sense that they're able to procreate, yes, but they aren't fully-developed adults yet.
 
2012-09-03 12:13:14 AM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


6/10
 
2012-09-03 12:13:53 AM

Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?


Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.
 
2012-09-03 12:14:16 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.


Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.
 
2012-09-03 12:15:27 AM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?



Guys her age know how to play it cool, hide their enthusiasm, not let on so much that they think she's hot, etc. They aren't so excited anymore by the mere idea of sex that they'll jump through hoops for her.

The 15-year-old kid will be unabashedly greatful and enthusiastic and she'll be truly appreciated. I can totally see a woman in her 30s remembering how guys were in high school around her, and wanting to feel that again instead of the half-indifferent attitude most people adopt as adults.
 
2012-09-03 12:15:36 AM
your honor, your offer...
 
2012-09-03 12:17:06 AM
He was on her, your honor. Yes, she offered her honor, and he honored her offer your honor. It says he was on her and off her and on her and off her on the offer that she honored, your honor. Be he didn't off her your honor. It was just on honorary offering.

Is that clear?
 
2012-09-03 12:17:45 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Eh, not really. 15 year olds aren't men or women, they're children. This is substantiated mentally, emotionally, and physically. They're sexually mature in the sense that they're able to procreate, yes, but they aren't fully-developed adults yet.


So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.
 
2012-09-03 12:18:55 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.


Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?
 
2012-09-03 12:20:01 AM

Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.


Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?
 
2012-09-03 12:20:44 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.


Not to fark them, no. But if you loved him and you had a consensual relationship I could easily see myself turning a blind eye (but keeping the other eye on you the whole time).

The people who are making this all about sex are you guys, not her.
 
2012-09-03 12:20:55 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.


Or the guy could be like me at that age. I would have farked a snake if someone held it down for me.
 
2012-09-03 12:25:03 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.

So you're saying that you shouldn't apologize for raping someone? That's farked up, dude.


Try again when you learn the meaning of the term "apologist". Hint: It does not mean what you seem to think it means.
 
2012-09-03 12:26:19 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?


What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?
 
2012-09-03 12:26:39 AM
Montclair sucks.
 
2012-09-03 12:29:01 AM
FTA:
a 15-year-old male student she taught in her honor's English class

Look, just because she's Teacher of the Year doesn't mean we need to start giving out fancy titles.
 
2012-09-03 12:29:28 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?


Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.
 
2012-09-03 12:30:34 AM
There is some creepy ass shiat being typed in here...
 
2012-09-03 12:32:06 AM

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2012-09-03 12:33:46 AM

Rafe: FTA:
a 15-year-old male student she taught in her honor's English class

Look, just because she's Teacher of the Year doesn't mean we need to start giving out fancy titles.


I'll bet her lessons were more Latin in nature
 
2012-09-03 12:34:37 AM
I wonder if the same Internet Tough Guys in the "drunk fingerbanging" thread are going to all show up to again call for the harshest of penalties to be dealt to this obviously dangerous rapist.
 
2012-09-03 12:37:08 AM

styckx: There is some creepy ass shiat being typed in here...


You mean the part where I'm proposing that people aren't just sex objects? Or the part about having sex with a snake?

Funny what passes for creepy and what is socially acceptable.
 
2012-09-03 12:40:59 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 638x478]

MUST NOT FAP.


If that were true, I would be single-handedly responsible for the extinction of the species.
 
2012-09-03 12:44:40 AM

Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.


So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?
 
2012-09-03 12:45:59 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.


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Exactly who are you farking who is underage? You sure have the rationalization down pat. You friends with Jerry?

img155.imageshack.us
 
2012-09-03 12:46:10 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.


No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.
 
2012-09-03 12:46:57 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?


Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.
 
2012-09-03 12:49:49 AM
http://westorange.patch.com/articles/high-school-female-teacher-arrest ed-for-sex-with-student


More info here. A lot of kids that had her in class chimed in. Evidently she's very inappropriate with the students by going to parties and hanging out with them outside of class.
 
2012-09-03 12:50:40 AM
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2012-09-03 12:50:41 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.

Not to fark them, no. But if you loved him and you had a consensual relationship I could easily see myself turning a blind eye (but keeping the other eye on you the whole time).

The people who are making this all about sex are you guys, not her.


Sex or Love. It is still wrong in the eyes of the law. She done farked up her entire life over this kid.

As for them possibly having things in common, she must be seriously emotionally retarded to have enough in common with some 15 year old child to develop a relationship with him. And he is that, a child. He is not a man.
 
2012-09-03 12:52:11 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?

Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.


Also, if this woman truly had a deeply rewarding, emotionally fulfilling relationship with a child, why is the sex even necessary? In all these cases it's all about the teacher meeting the child after school for sex, not for a thoughtful conversation on the nature of time, or a spiritual walk through an old-growth forest. It's usually, "Let's fark in the bathroom after school" or "Let's fark in my car after football practice."

Based on the circumstances, it's usually all about farking, and has very little to do with some deep, intellectual bond.
 
2012-09-03 12:55:15 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?


Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

My point is this. She was an award-winning teacher. He is an honors student. It's certainly possible that they were attracted to each other's minds. Maybe they knew it was wrong but risked it anyway because they thought they had a connection. Who the heck knows?

But to ASSUME that she targetted him because she wanted hot young sex, and that she "groomed the entire school" because she is and was always some kind of predator... that is unfounded. People don't win teaching awards because they're trying to fool you (it's not like it's easy to win those things). She won awards because she was a dedicated teacher. This is a sad, sad situation.

You guys are so busy being titillated (giggity) that you've turned what is a human tragedy into some kind of soft core porn. admit it, your hand is in your pants. And you have the nerve to wag your finger at her? She has probably helped more fifteen-year-olds than you ever will.
 
2012-09-03 12:55:33 AM

Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.


For starters, it was not Kool Aid you blithering idiot. Try to pick up a history book instead of the NAMBLA news letter once in a while and actually learn something.

As for the rest of your post, where would you draw the age? Hmm? Since you obviously know more about physiology and psychology and everything else than the rest of us then please enlighten us and tell us where we should draw the line.
 
2012-09-03 12:55:47 AM
It's just sex for fark's sake. Americans really need to get their shiat together. Sex shouldn't end anyone's life, and if it does, then you're doing something wrong.
 
2012-09-03 12:57:37 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?

Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

But before you said this:
The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary.

So what was your point in saying that "the line we draw at 18 is arbitrary" if you admit that we have to draw a line?

Or are you just trolling? If so, just say so. I'd much rather entertain a troll than believe someone could be this farking stupid.

 
2012-09-03 12:57:39 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?

Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

My point is this. She was an award-winning teacher. He is an honors student. It's certainly possible that they were attracted to each other's minds. Maybe they knew it was wrong but risked it anyway because they thought they had a connection. Who the heck knows?

But to ASSUME that she targetted him because she wanted hot young sex, and that she "groomed the entire school" because she is and was always some kind of predator... that is unfounded. People don't win teaching awards because they're trying to fool you (it's not like it's easy to win those things). She won awards because she was a dedicated teacher. This is a sad, sad situation.

You guys are so busy being titillated (giggity) that you've turned what is a human tragedy into some kind of soft core porn. admit it, your hand is in your pants. And you have the nerve to wag your finger at her? She has probably helped more fifteen-year-olds than you ever will.


She acted like she was in high school according to numerous former students. This is just a natural progression for her.
 
2012-09-03 12:59:39 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.


You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?
 
2012-09-03 12:59:53 AM

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You really need to work on your HTML skills.
 
2012-09-03 01:02:10 AM

Lsherm: Jerseysteve22: Now with linky goodness

You really need to work on your HTML skills.


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2012-09-03 01:02:12 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?

Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.


You didn't fark them probably because you didn't fall in love like these two did. It is a rare thing. Arguing from statistics is fallacious when the heart is involved.
 
2012-09-03 01:03:37 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?

Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.


I know, I know. She threw it all away for HIM. Isn't it romantic? *sigh*
 
2012-09-03 01:04:02 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?

Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

My point is this. She was an award-winning teacher. He is an honors student. It's certainly possible that they were attracted to each other's minds. Maybe they knew it was wrong but risked it anyway because they thought they had a connection. Who the heck knows?

But to ASSUME that she targetted him because she wanted hot young sex, and that she "groomed the entire school" because she is and was always some kind of predator... that is unfounded. People don't win teaching awards because they're trying to fool you (it's not like it's easy to win those things). She won awards because she was a dedicated teacher. This is a sad, sad situation.

You guys are so busy being titillated (giggity) that you've turned what is a human tragedy into some kind of soft core porn. admit it, your hand is in your pants. And you have the nerve to wag your finger at her? She has probably helped more fifteen-year-olds than you ever will.


This is not a case of human tragedy. It is a case of human ignorance. This woman knew it was wrong but disregarded that. Who cares if she had a deep, meaningful relationship with this 15 year old child. It was wrong. Sure, you can argue all you want for a possible emotional connection or the possibility of love or whatever else comes to mind, but it does not change the fact that what she did was wrong. She willfully broke the law, and I have no sympathy for her.
 
2012-09-03 01:04:13 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?

Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.

You didn't fark them probably because you didn't fall in love like these two did. It is a rare thing. Arguing from statistics is fallacious when the heart is involved.


I'm falling in love with you
 
2012-09-03 01:05:48 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Have any of these women come forth and actually said why they prefer to fark teenagers and not actual adults?

Good question. There must be one single pervy reason for ALL of them, and it has to be all about the age and completely about the sex.

It couldn't possibly be that these people are individuals who engage in complex relationships for their own reasons, and there just happens to be an unfortunate and socially unacceptable age difference.

Did I say that there was a unified theory? No. But for some reason you got it in your head that that was what I meant. Which leads to the question, were you born a farking retard or did become one when you started posting online?

What you did is make a statement that it is about farking teenagers instead of adults. What makes you think any of them set out to fark a teenager? Or to fark anyone for that matter? Do you even know how relationships begin? Do you have any experience with relationships with the opposite gender other than fapping between fark posts?

Did she set out to fark a teenager? Only she can answer that. But the answer is irrelevant. This has nothing to do with relationships or farking. It has to do with knowing the difference between right and wrong and acting accordingly. But for some reason this woman decided to throw her entire life away because she did not care that what she was doing was wrong. Plenty of adults (myself included) have worked with teenagers of the opposite sex and have managed to not fark them. Go figure.

Also, if this woman truly had a deeply rewarding, emotionally fulfilling relationship with a child, why is the sex even necessary? In all these cases it's all about the teacher meeting the child after school for sex, not for a thoughtful conversation on the nature of time, or a spiritual walk through an old-growth forest. It's usually, "Let's fark in the bathroom after school" or "Let's fark in my car after football practice."

Based on the circumstances, it's usually all about farking, and has very little to do with some deep, intellectual bond.


What the hell are you talking about? Conversation about the nature of time? Spiritual walk HUH?!!?

You've never gotten laid in your entire life, have you?
 
2012-09-03 01:06:39 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.

You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?


So you would be OK if your daughter (assuming you had one and assuming she was a teenager) fell in love with your 33 year old gym teacher he farked her on a regular basis? Somehow I do not think you would be so calm and accepting of it as you are with this story.
 
2012-09-03 01:07:09 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

For starters, it was not Kool Aid you blithering idiot. Try to pick up a history book instead of the NAMBLA news letter once in a while and actually learn something.

As for the rest of your post, where would you draw the age? Hmm? Since you obviously know more about physiology and psychology and everything else than the rest of us then please enlighten us and tell us where we should draw the line.


LoL history book. Which one should I pick up, oh keeper of knowledge?

How old were Romeo and Juliet again?
 
2012-09-03 01:09:20 AM
borderlinegood.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-03 01:10:29 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?

Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

But before you said this:
The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary.

So what was your point in saying that "the line we draw at 18 is arbitrary" if you admit that we have to draw a line?

Or are you just trolling? If so, just say so. I'd much rather entertain a troll than believe someone could be this farking stupid.


I started out by trolling but honestly you farkers as so farking disgusting and sex-obsessed that you needed it to be pointed out. As for the line, each society has to decide that. In some states you can actually get married when you're 14. This whole "15? AUTOMATIC OUTRAGE" is incredibly ignorant.
 
2012-09-03 01:12:20 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

So do you draw a line anywhere? Can a 70 year old fark a 2 year old in your world? If not, why not?

Draw a line? Of course, we have to draw a line, and we have, and that is why this woman is going to jail. I don't advocate an anything-goes society.

My point is this. She was an award-winning teacher. He is an honors student. It's certainly possible that they were attracted to each other's minds. Maybe they knew it was wrong but risked it anyway because they thought they had a connection. Who the heck knows?

But to ASSUME that she targetted him because she wanted hot young sex, and that she "groomed the entire school" because she is and was always some kind of predator... that is unfounded. People don't win teaching awards because they're trying to fool you (it's not like it's easy to win those things). She won awards because she was a dedicated teacher. This is a sad, sad situation.

You guys are so busy being titillated (giggity) that you've turned what is a human tragedy into some kind of soft core porn. admit it, your hand is in your pants. And you have the nerve to wag your finger at her? She has probably helped more fifteen-year-olds than you ever will.

This is not a case of human tragedy. It is a case of human ignorance. This woman knew it was wrong but disregarded that. Who cares if she had a deep, meaningful relationship with this 15 year old child. It was wrong. Sure, you can argue all you want for a possible emotional connection or the possibility of love or whatever else comes to mind, but it does not change the fact that what she did was wrong. She willfully broke the law, and I have no sympathy for her.


I agree.

It's sad that they fell in love. Not sad that she's going to jail.
 
2012-09-03 01:13:24 AM

Cats_Lie: ]
I started out by trolling but honestly you farkers as so farking disgusting and sex-obsessed that you needed it to be pointed out. As for the line, each society has to decide that. In some states you can actually get married when you're 14. This whole "15? AUTOMATIC OUTRAGE" is incredibly ignorant.


You want to fark children. We get it. We just think it's a bit uncouth. No hard feelings.
 
2012-09-03 01:18:54 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.

You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?

So you would be OK if your daughter (assuming you had one and assuming she was a teenager) fell in love with your 33 year old gym teacher he farked her on a regular basis? Somehow I do not think you would be so calm and accepting of it as you are with this story.


Actually she was his honors English teacher. The only reason they threw in the tennis part and the cute photos was to keep you titillated. I thought farkers had good media literacy skills???!

If my 15 year old son nailed his hot teacher I'd be stoked. If they fell in love I probably would not approve but I wouldn't assume he was just some piece of meat to her. After all, any son of mine would be awesome and totally date-able.
 
2012-09-03 01:19:58 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.

You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?


Honestly, Ms. Letourneau, I really don't think what you did was okay, but I understand now why you are trying to convince us it was a deep relationship.
 
2012-09-03 01:20:50 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.

You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?

So you would be OK if your daughter (assuming you had one and assuming she was a teenager) fell in love with your 33 year old gym teacher he farked her on a regular basis? Somehow I do not think you would be so calm and accepting of it as you are with this story.

Actually she was his honors English teacher. The only reason they threw in the tennis part and the cute photos was to keep you titillated. I thought farkers had good media literacy skills???!

If my 15 year old son nailed his hot teacher I'd be stoked. If they fell in love I probably would not approve but I wouldn't assume he was just some piece of meat to her. After all, any son of mine would be awesome and totally date-able.


I agree, it's why I want to fark him.

Oysters and snails. Oysters and snails.
 
2012-09-03 01:21:04 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: ]
I started out by trolling but honestly you farkers as so farking disgusting and sex-obsessed that you needed it to be pointed out. As for the line, each society has to decide that. In some states you can actually get married when you're 14. This whole "15? AUTOMATIC OUTRAGE" is incredibly ignorant.

You want to fark children. We get it. We just think it's a bit uncouth. No hard feelings.


No, and that is a disgusting and abhorrent thing to accuse someone of. It's just about as funny as joking about raping my daughter (a few posts earlier).

You farkers sure have a twisted sense of what is decent and indecent in the world.
 
2012-09-03 01:22:59 AM
What exactly are titty sprinkles, anyway? Is that the latest fad in schools these days?
 
2012-09-03 01:23:25 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: ]
I started out by trolling but honestly you farkers as so farking disgusting and sex-obsessed that you needed it to be pointed out. As for the line, each society has to decide that. In some states you can actually get married when you're 14. This whole "15? AUTOMATIC OUTRAGE" is incredibly ignorant.

You want to fark children. We get it. We just think it's a bit uncouth. No hard feelings.

No, and that is a disgusting and abhorrent thing to accuse someone of. It's just about as funny as joking about raping my daughter (a few posts earlier).

You farkers sure have a twisted sense of what is decent and indecent in the world.


First you've been bragging how farkable your kids are, and secondly I insisted I wanted it to be consensual, and thirdly you would be happy if your kids had that sort of consensual relationship, AND NOW, IT'S ALL RAPE TO YOU!

Jeez, Mary Kay, this wasn't how I remembered you in class.
 
2012-09-03 01:23:36 AM

Jerseysteve22: Lsherm: Jerseysteve22: Now with linky goodness

You really need to work on your HTML skills.

No


Well, OK then!
 
2012-09-03 01:25:04 AM

Cats_Lie: What exactly are titty sprinkles, anyway? Is that the latest fad in schools these days?


Apparently like these, but dried up cum.

mzlevy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-03 01:25:21 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.

You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?

So you would be OK if your daughter (assuming you had one and assuming she was a teenager) fell in love with your 33 year old gym teacher he farked her on a regular basis? Somehow I do not think you would be so calm and accepting of it as you are with this story.

Actually she was his honors English teacher. The only reason they threw in the tennis part and the cute photos was to keep you titillated. I thought farkers had good media literacy skills???!

If my 15 year old son nailed his hot teacher I'd be stoked. If they fell in love I probably would not approve but I wouldn't assume he was just some piece of meat to her. After all, any son of mine would be awesome and totally date-able.

I agree, it's why I want to fark him.

Oysters and snails. Oysters and snails.


"He's not just some piece of meat. And that's exactly why I'd like to fark him."

Did you miss the point, or just have a crass sense of humor? Hard to tell.
 
2012-09-03 01:25:40 AM
I'm starting to think we should ban any white woman under 50 from being a teacher.
 
2012-09-03 01:26:47 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

Between cell phones, text messages, facebook, porn sites, even more cars and more dual family earners... that's probably not true.

Still, what's your daughters' name?

Why, are you planning on raping her? Hilarious.

You've completely missed the point.

No, I want to have a deeply rewarding, emotional, intellectual, romantic consensual relationship with her. I'm not a rapist, just like that 33 year old teacher wasn't raping her 15 year old student. Sort of a Summer of 42 Thing, I figured you understood.

Also, because of the titty sprinkles.

You're lying. You just want to take advantage of someone younger than yourself.

You don't know her, how could you possibly know you'd love her? Or that she has titty sprinkles?

So you would be OK if your daughter (assuming you had one and assuming she was a teenager) fell in love with your 33 year old gym teacher he farked her on a regular basis? Somehow I do not think you would be so calm and accepting of it as you are with this story.

Actually she was his honors English teacher. The only reason they threw in the tennis part and the cute photos was to keep you titillated. I thought farkers had good media literacy skills???!

If my 15 year old son nailed his hot teacher I'd be stoked. If they fell in love I probably would not approve but I wouldn't assume he was just some piece of meat to her. After all, any son of mine would be awesome and totally date-able.

I agree, it's why I want to fark him.

Oysters and snails. Oysters and snails.

"He's not just some piece of meat. And that's exactly why I'd like to fark him."

Did you miss the point, or just have a crass sense of humor? Hard to tell.


One of us needs less alcohol and/or to go to bed, but I haven't drunk anything this week.
 
2012-09-03 01:26:49 AM

RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: What exactly are titty sprinkles, anyway? Is that the latest fad in schools these days?

Apparently like these, but dried up cum.


You owe me a keyboard
 
2012-09-03 01:27:41 AM

Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: What exactly are titty sprinkles, anyway? Is that the latest fad in schools these days?

Apparently like these, but dried up cum.

You owe me a keyboard


Actually I think that is the definition. I'm leaving this thread, enjoy your evening.
 
2012-09-03 01:30:23 AM
Mischief managed, troll accomplished. Good night all.
 
2012-09-03 01:34:47 AM
That's my hometown, doin' me proud!

/the whole "Edison's Laboratory" thing was getting stale anyhow
 
2012-09-03 01:43:36 AM
143 posts and everyone has missed the obvious:

We've finally found a non-lesbian female tennis instructor.
 
2012-09-03 01:45:36 AM

Lionel Mandrake: Awkwardly for 20 seconds?


And again.

And again.

And again.

Maybe she is into quality, not quantity.
 
2012-09-03 01:47:53 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.


As a former 15-year-old male, I have definitely believed that.

Now that I'm over 30 I tend to think of anyone under 25 who's trying to forge a long-term relationship as borderline mentally retarded, but under-25 me would have told over-30 me to fark off less than a sentence in to an explanation of why... and under-18 me wouldn't have even listened to that much.

I think, in the cases of adults having sex with high school students, the focus in the law should be less on age and more on abuse of authority - it's never OK for a school employee to have sexual or even romantic contact with a student of that school district (Sorry, Billy Madison), just like it's never OK for a psych/-iatrist/-ologist to do the same with a patient, a prison guard with a prisoner etc etc.
 
2012-09-03 01:49:51 AM

Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: ]
I started out by trolling but honestly you farkers as so farking disgusting and sex-obsessed that you needed it to be pointed out. As for the line, each society has to decide that. In some states you can actually get married when you're 14. This whole "15? AUTOMATIC OUTRAGE" is incredibly ignorant.

You want to fark children. We get it. We just think it's a bit uncouth. No hard feelings.

No, and that is a disgusting and abhorrent thing to accuse someone of. It's just about as funny as joking about raping my daughter (a few posts earlier).

You farkers sure have a twisted sense of what is decent and indecent in the world.


Hey man, you're the one arguing that 18 is just an "arbitrary age" and that a 15 year old can have a deep, emotionally stable relationship with a 30 year old. Don't blame me because you're being unclear.
 
2012-09-03 01:50:00 AM

stiletto_the_wise: I wonder if the same Internet Tough Guys in the "drunk fingerbanging" thread are going to all show up to again call for the harshest of penalties to be dealt to this obviously dangerous rapist.


Why not just send two players from the football team over to the tennis courts every time practice is called? Seems like the two problems can cancel each other out.
 
2012-09-03 01:51:41 AM

Lsherm: That's a categorically false statement. You can manually stimulate someone to ejaculation even if they aren't willing.


Especially when the manipulatee is 15 and the manipulator is hot.
 
2012-09-03 01:57:30 AM

Mock26: For starters, it was not Kool Aid you blithering idiot. Try to pick up a history book instead of the NAMBLA news letter once in a while and actually learn something.

As for the rest of your post, where would you draw the age? Hmm? Since you obviously know more about physiology and psychology and everything else than the rest of us then please enlighten us and tell us where we should draw the line.


Uh, I think the most recent literature on the subject indicates that humans don't have fully-formed frontal-lobes - the part of the brain that understands consequences and makes decisions - until somewhere around age 25.

So if you really want to "protect the children," or you're going to say "they're not emotionally ready to make decisions," then high school has to last until 21 and college has to last until 26 just to be safe.
 
2012-09-03 02:00:25 AM

Mock26: This is not a case of human tragedy. It is a case of human ignorance. This woman knew it was wrong but disregarded that. Who cares if she had a deep, meaningful relationship with this 15 year old child. It was wrong. Sure, you can argue all you want for a possible emotional connection or the possibility of love or whatever else comes to mind, but it does not change the fact that what she did was wrong. She willfully broke the law, and I have no sympathy for her.


Yeah! It says it right there on the dollar bill, "E Pluribus fark EVERYBODY WHO MAKES A BAD DECISION."
 
2012-09-03 02:13:08 AM

Cats_Lie: I started out by trolling but honestly you farkers as so farking disgusting and sex-obsessed that you needed it to be pointed out. As for the line, each society has to decide that. In some states you can actually get married when you're 14. This whole "15? AUTOMATIC OUTRAGE" is incredibly ignorant.


To be fair ... yes, married at 14. With parental consent. To someone else under 18. Who has their parents' consent.

Age of consent is 16 at lowest in the 50 U.States.

But yes, no matter where the line is drawn the idea that all person 1 day less than that age are incapable of consent while all person that age or older are capable unless otherwise specifically excluded by statute, is laughable... and well-known. It doesn't speak well for a person that they'd find themselves in this situation, but it doesn't mean they should be incarcerated for life, either.

HOWEVER I think there's a big problem due to the institutional power dynamic - teacher on student, doctor on patient, lawyer on client, or whatever. It makes me more than a little uncomfortable that most people seem focused on the age thing and not about how the nature of their prior relationship is heavily similar to the kinds of things that make for career-ending ethics violations when the behavior occurs between two legal adults.
 
TJT
2012-09-03 02:17:35 AM
"Tittie sprinkles" That's all that really has to be said.

/Get off my lawn
 
2012-09-03 02:41:57 AM
I've done worse and was happy for it.

/standards?
 
2012-09-03 02:51:36 AM
I blame Van Halen for starting all this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXQYcNSNIb8
 
2012-09-03 03:48:18 AM
So honory

/teacher banged a 15 year old when I was in HS and got away with it
//investigation was swept under the rug
 
2012-09-03 04:00:02 AM
If I had children, and wanted to be on the safe side, I'd want them to be taught by teachers who love learning and hate kids - teachers who want to pour as much education into their nasty little brains as is humanly possible in one school day, then who want to go home and pour themselves a stiff drink.

They might not be pleasant people to hang around, but at least they're not feeling up my children in the name of lust.
 
2012-09-03 04:13:30 AM

davynelson: sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.


What if the dude is the one on the receiving end?
What if the dude is drugged?
In other words, you are an idiot.
 
2012-09-03 04:20:12 AM
i.imgur.com

"Turk, you know how mean boys are. They'd be all like 'I got Honor, did you get Honor?'"
"Yeah, everybody got Honor. She's easy."
 
2012-09-03 07:27:54 AM

autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.


Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-09-03 07:34:51 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-03 08:01:43 AM
HA HA RAPE IS HILARIOUS, RIGHT GUYS?
 
2012-09-03 08:05:29 AM

Arthen: HA HA RAPE IS HILARIOUS, RIGHT GUYS?

It is unless it's legitimate.
 
2012-09-03 08:45:14 AM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

For starters, it was not Kool Aid you blithering idiot. Try to pick up a history book instead of the NAMBLA news letter once in a while and actually learn something.

As for the rest of your post, where would you draw the age? Hmm? Since you obviously know more about physiology and psychology and everything else than the rest of us then please enlighten us and tell us where we should draw the line.

LoL history book. Which one should I pick up, oh keeper of knowledge?

How old were Romeo and Juliet again?


Romeo and Juliet is a story, a story that takes place roughly 500 years ago. Not only that, but it involves two people who were the same age, not a 33 year old adult and a 15 year old child.
 
2012-09-03 08:54:28 AM

DataShade: Mock26: This is not a case of human tragedy. It is a case of human ignorance. This woman knew it was wrong but disregarded that. Who cares if she had a deep, meaningful relationship with this 15 year old child. It was wrong. Sure, you can argue all you want for a possible emotional connection or the possibility of love or whatever else comes to mind, but it does not change the fact that what she did was wrong. She willfully broke the law, and I have no sympathy for her.

Yeah! It says it right there on the dollar bill, "E Pluribus fark EVERYBODY WHO MAKES A BAD DECISION."


You do realize that this bad decision is also against the law, right? Many of people make bad decisions. Not only that but most of those bad decisions are perfectly legal. So yeah, this is not about not having any sympathy for a woman who made a bad decision. This is about not having any sympathy for a woman who willfully broke the law. Hades, I even pretty much said that in my previous post. "She willfully broke the law, and I have no sympathy for her." Was that a bit too vague for you? Or were the big words too hard for you?
 
2012-09-03 09:26:12 AM
i1253.photobucket.com

I can understand democrats hating charter schools. The NEA needs brick and mortar establishments to keep the tax dollars pouring in. To justify sucking all that money from the middle and upper class taxpayers (most lower class workers get that money back), they have to come up with spending and costs. Brick and mortar schools are the perfect money pits to keep that steady flow of tax dollars coming in.
A perfect advertisement for a Cyber Charter School would be, "We'll teach your children online so you'll never have to worry about them riding a yellow school bus to their teacher rape!"
 
2012-09-03 09:34:29 AM
if she was 22 i'd have no problem. but 33 there's bigger fish to fry
 
2012-09-03 09:40:42 AM

Launch Code: [i1253.photobucket.com image 300x484]

I can understand democrats hating charter schools. The NEA needs brick and mortar establishments to keep the tax dollars pouring in. To justify sucking all that money from the middle and upper class taxpayers (most lower class workers get that money back), they have to come up with spending and costs. Brick and mortar schools are the perfect money pits to keep that steady flow of tax dollars coming in.
A perfect advertisement for a Cyber Charter School would be, "We'll teach your children online so you'll never have to worry about them riding a yellow school bus to their teacher rape!"


I am too damn hungover to look it up
-- is that real?
 
2012-09-03 09:44:00 AM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.

She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.


VERY well-played. An ace, actually.
 
2012-09-03 09:53:40 AM
When these things come up, I remember when I was a 15-year-old boy in high school, and if a teacher as hot as I think this one is wanted to do me, I'd have done it.

I seriously doubt it would have damaged me in any way. I actually think it would have been a huge self-esteem boost.

I don't know what a 15 year-old girls perspective would be if they got the hots for a male teacher and he was hot for her too, whether that's damaging or whatnot, I am not female. But from a heterosexual teenager's perspective, now in my 40's, I'd probably still look back on the experience as a great time in my life.

/Seriously.
 
2012-09-03 10:16:06 AM

Christian Bale: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?


Guys her age know how to play it cool, hide their enthusiasm, not let on so much that they think she's hot, etc. They aren't so excited anymore by the mere idea of sex that they'll jump through hoops for her.

The 15-year-old kid will be unabashedly greatful and enthusiastic and she'll be truly appreciated. I can totally see a woman in her 30s remembering how guys were in high school around her, and wanting to feel that again instead of the half-indifferent attitude most people adopt as adults.


A lot of adults are so jaded, they can only avoid being indifferent by being in differently.
 
2012-09-03 10:37:54 AM
I would gladly substitute myself for this child that had to suffer to whore horror and humiliation!
 
2012-09-03 10:41:19 AM
I would gladly substitute myself for this child that had to suffer the whore horror and humiliation!
 
2012-09-03 10:53:32 AM

autofire372: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: autofire372: You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.

So you're saying that you shouldn't apologize for raping someone? That's farked up, dude.

Try again when you learn the meaning of the term "apologist". Hint: It does not mean what you seem to think it means.


Lulz, you farking imbecile, look up the definition yourself since your the farking moron that can't seem to grasp the definition of your own phrase n
 
2012-09-03 11:01:15 AM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.

Not to fark them, no. But if you loved him and you had a consensual relationship I could easily see myself turning a blind eye (but keeping the other eye on you the whole time).

The people who are making this all about sex are you guys, not her.

Sex or Love. It is still wrong in the eyes of the law. She done farked up her entire life over this kid.

As for them possibly having things in common, she must be seriously emotionally retarded to have enough in common with some 15 year old child to develop a relationship with him. And he is that, a child. He is not a man.


Funny, my mom and dad married when she was 15 and he 19, was she not a woman?
 
2012-09-03 11:40:48 AM

Hermione_Granger: I'm starting to think we should ban any white woman under 50 from being a teacher.


First we need to ban priest from being around kids, then we can look at other remedies....
 
2012-09-03 11:43:45 AM

dopekitty74: Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: She done farked up her entire life over this kid.



impossible to fark up your life, you can always start anew in a jiffy

/and get back to molestin
 
2012-09-03 12:11:16 PM
Yeah, the 15 year old was the real victim in all this.[/sarcasm]

And yes, I'd hit it.
 
2012-09-03 12:43:00 PM
Honors teacher? I'd hit it magna cum laude.
 
2012-09-03 01:26:20 PM
I'd hit dat.

/I'm a let you finish
 
2012-09-03 01:50:34 PM

Launch Code: I can understand democrats hating charter schools. The NEA needs brick and mortar establishments to keep the tax dollars pouring in. To justify sucking all that money from the middle and upper class taxpayers (most lower class workers get that money back), they have to come up with spending and costs. Brick and mortar schools are the perfect money pits to keep that steady flow of tax dollars coming in.


Uhhhhh... every charter school I ever heard of is a brick & mortar school.
 
2012-09-03 02:32:49 PM
Remember, mother nature says, Yes. (it wasn't long ago that 13 yo were considered marrying material)
Culture/Society says, NO. (they set the laws)

So while your genes, which haven't changed in centuries...may push you.
Your lawyer, jailer, family, friends, morals and conscience are saying, wait a minute...I don't think so.

Your stiffy or kitty may put you in a quicky with a kiddie,
but you may find yourself behind bars in the kittie, lickedy-split.
 
2012-09-03 02:46:51 PM

Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

For starters, it was not Kool Aid you blithering idiot. Try to pick up a history book instead of the NAMBLA news letter once in a while and actually learn something.

As for the rest of your post, where would you draw the age? Hmm? Since you obviously know more about physiology and psychology and everything else than the rest of us then please enlighten us and tell us where we should draw the line.

LoL history book. Which one should I pick up, oh keeper of knowledge?

How old were Romeo and Juliet again?

Romeo and Juliet is a story, a story that takes place roughly 500 years ago. Not only that, but it involves two people who were the same age, not a 33 year old adult and a 15 year old child.


Fiction reflects the values of the time in which it was written.

Juliet was 13 and Romeo was 17.
 
2012-09-03 03:46:58 PM
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2012-09-03 06:02:56 PM

punkwrestler: Hermione


Why can't we do both?
 
2012-09-03 07:21:03 PM
So let me get this straight. This 15-year-old kid raped a teacher and it's HER fault? Way to blame the victim here, guys.
 
2012-09-03 08:28:23 PM

dopekitty74: Mock26: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Cats_Lie: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Cats_Lie: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Maybe it wasn't about age or sexuality but maybe they had things in common, you know, a real relationship?

What is wrong with you people?

What's scary is some people actually believe this.

You're right, it's much more elevated to make infantile jokes about rough and smooth balls than to see a man for who he is regardless of his age.

Go back and read this thread. A fifteen-year-old could easily be a more mature partner than half of you farkers.

Well, I am glad I have your permission to fark your underage children. OR at least your understanding why I did so.

Not to fark them, no. But if you loved him and you had a consensual relationship I could easily see myself turning a blind eye (but keeping the other eye on you the whole time).

The people who are making this all about sex are you guys, not her.

Sex or Love. It is still wrong in the eyes of the law. She done farked up her entire life over this kid.

As for them possibly having things in common, she must be seriously emotionally retarded to have enough in common with some 15 year old child to develop a relationship with him. And he is that, a child. He is not a man.

Funny, my mom and dad married when she was 15 and he 19, was she not a woman?


33 - 15 is much greater than 19 - 15.
 
2012-09-03 10:41:40 PM

Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: Mock26: Cats_Lie: So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way.

Your body and brain keep changing till the day you die. The line we draw at 18 is completely arbitrary. This whole victimhood thing is actually a very, very recent development in our social mores. Teachers have been dating students for untold decades if not longer. It's not like women have suddenly started becoming more rape-y in the past few years, we've just become more uptight.

For starters, it was not Kool Aid you blithering idiot. Try to pick up a history book instead of the NAMBLA news letter once in a while and actually learn something.

As for the rest of your post, where would you draw the age? Hmm? Since you obviously know more about physiology and psychology and everything else than the rest of us then please enlighten us and tell us where we should draw the line.

LoL history book. Which one should I pick up, oh keeper of knowledge?

How old were Romeo and Juliet again?

Romeo and Juliet is a story, a story that takes place roughly 500 years ago. Not only that, but it involves two people who were the same age, not a 33 year old adult and a 15 year old child.

Fiction reflects the values of the time in which it was written.

Juliet was 13 and Romeo was 17.


Exactly. It reflects the values of 500+ years ago. It does not represent the values of today. So why in all of Hades did you bring it up in defense of this woman and child?
 
2012-09-03 11:23:54 PM

OgreMagi: Mr. Right: She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer on her and off her.

Jeez, get it right.



You mean "on'er offher on'er offher........"???
 
2012-09-04 12:27:37 AM

Mock26: This is about not having any sympathy for a woman who willfully broke the law. Hades, I even pretty much said that in my previous post.


No, this isn't about not having sympathy. This is about having the opposite of sympathy. This is about showing up to an internet forum to rub your crotch with malicious glee, full of schadenfreude or something worse, but telling yourself - and everyone who will listen - that you're still A Good Person, because you're only evil to Bad People.
 
2012-09-04 01:14:11 AM

DataShade: Mock26: This is about not having any sympathy for a woman who willfully broke the law. Hades, I even pretty much said that in my previous post.

No, this isn't about not having sympathy. This is about having the opposite of sympathy. This is about showing up to an internet forum to rub your crotch with malicious glee, full of schadenfreude or something worse, but telling yourself - and everyone who will listen - that you're still A Good Person, because you're only evil to Bad People.


How does not having sympathy for someone make me a bad person?
 
2012-09-04 02:00:30 AM

Mock26: How does not having sympathy for someone make me a bad person?


Do you not know what "sympathy" and "bad person" means?
 
2012-09-04 02:22:04 PM

DataShade: Mock26: How does not having sympathy for someone make me a bad person?

Do you not know what "sympathy" and "bad person" means?


Yes.

Once again, how does not having sympathy for someone who broke the law make me a bad person?
 
2012-09-05 01:33:02 AM

Mock26: Once again,



You're using the defense "well, I just don't have any sympathy for her" to excuse calling her and anyone who might have sympathy for her "mentally retarded" or "blithering idiots" and to pontificate about how great you are for not "throwing your life away."

That's not "no sympathy," that's "great relish" and "smug satisfaction."

The fact that you are only "sympathy" away from being a giant raging asshole to anyone who makes a mistake AND don't see anything wrong with that ... that's what makes you a bad person.
 
2012-09-05 02:14:10 AM

DataShade: Mock26: Once again,


You're using the defense "well, I just don't have any sympathy for her" to excuse calling her and anyone who might have sympathy for her "mentally retarded" or "blithering idiots" and to pontificate about how great you are for not "throwing your life away."

That's not "no sympathy," that's "great relish" and "smug satisfaction."

The fact that you are only "sympathy" away from being a giant raging asshole to anyone who makes a mistake AND don't see anything wrong with that ... that's what makes you a bad person.


Care to quote me where I called anyone "mentally retarded"? Go on. Quote me. I will not hold my breath waiting for your quote because I never used that phrase in this discussion. I did use the phrase "emotionally retarded," but that is not the same thing. And it was in reference to her. Not another poster. As for "blithering idiots," I did not call that person a blithering idiot because they had sympathy for this woman. I called him/her a blithering idiot because of this particular quote, "So you've drank the kool aid. Glad to get that out of the way." It had nothing to do with their opinion on this woman.

As for having sympathy for people who make mistakes, I have plenty of people who make mistakes. I just do not have any sympathy for this woman. A 33 year old woman starting up a relationship with a 15 year old boy is not a "mistake." As an adult, not not mention also as a teacher, she knew better than to pursue a relationship with a child, yet she did it anyone. This is a case of a person who willfully broke the law.

But, my words will mean nothing to you. So go fark yourself, you mentally retarded blithering idiot.
 
2012-09-05 02:17:46 AM
PS The reason I think you are a mentally retarded blithering idiot has nothing to do with the fact that you have sympathy for this irresponsible, criminally negligent woman. I am sure that will make you feel happy.
 
2012-09-05 06:35:11 AM
Oh, mea culpa, you said "emotionally retarded." That makes no difference, but continue dragging out your culturally-sanctioned 5-minute-hate for as long as you can.
 
2012-09-05 03:24:32 PM

DataShade: Oh, mea culpa, you said "emotionally retarded." That makes no difference, but continue dragging out your culturally-sanctioned 5-minute-hate for as long as you can.


Yeah, because a 33-year old woman who have a relationship with a 15-year old boy is really emotionally mature.
 
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