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		Today's teacher sex scandal brought to you by Essex County, New Jersey, where 33-year-old Teacher of the Year assaulted her 15-year-old male honor student for three horrible months. Oh yeah, he was honor (northjersey.com)		198
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fusillade762		2012-09-02 07:32:16 PM

"I am merely a representative of all the hardworking dedicated teachers, especially those with whom I work at West Orange High School ... teachers who are committed to their students, who consistently advocate for their students, and who exceedingly go above and beyond their everyday duties and job descriptions."

So that's what it's called.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-09-02 07:41:12 PM

subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

urban.derelict		2012-09-02 08:17:14 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

DePalo, who is also the school's junior varsity tennis coach

I'd hit that like a tennis ball.

Lsherm		2012-09-02 08:18:59 PM

Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

img191.imageshack.us

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-09-02 08:33:26 PM

MUST NOT FAP.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-09-02 08:34:14 PM

Lsherm: Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

[img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.

Kind of a joke...it's almost de riguer to phrase headlines like these to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness of the woman in question. I guess the practice has not yet reached full meme status. Henceforth, I shall leave it be, to ripen or to die on the vine.

Asa Phelps		2012-09-02 09:03:27 PM

That must have been horrible for him.

He is going to need so much therapy.

quatchi		2012-09-02 09:15:26 PM

She offered her honor?

He honored her offer?

/On her, off her, on her, off her.

RoyBatty		2012-09-02 09:18:10 PM

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Lsherm		2012-09-02 09:22:45 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Lsherm: Lionel Mandrake: subby, you forgot to tell us about how incredibly, mind-blowingly, monitor-meltingly HOT she is.

[img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

I wouldn't go that far, but she definitely has a sexy, Northern Italian thing going on. I'd date her if she was into adults.

Kind of a joke...it's almost de riguer to phrase headlines like these to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness of the woman in question. I guess the practice has not yet reached full meme status. Henceforth, I shall leave it be, to ripen or to die on the vine.

I had an inkling that it might be a joke, but she's one of the few who is actually attractive, so I wasn't sure. Obviously, if she was a drooling hosebeast your intent would have been crystal clear.

Lionel Mandrake		2012-09-02 09:24:38 PM

RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

Awkwardly for 20 seconds?

basemetal		2012-09-02 09:38:22 PM

RoyBatty: What was going through her head?

Penis, young young penis.

fusillade762		2012-09-02 09:40:37 PM

Lionel Mandrake: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

Awkwardly for 20 seconds?

In that case I'm her man!

RoyBatty		2012-09-02 09:41:44 PM

basemetal: RoyBatty: What was going through her head?

Penis, young young penis.

(yes thank you, that was the joke I was setting up for the "spike" (although I did appreciate Lionel Mandrake's riff))

hubiestubert		2012-09-02 09:42:01 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.

DanZero		2012-09-02 09:56:27 PM

I'd honor it?

/didn't say "smoking hot" in headline, so it was legit this time

xanadian		2012-09-02 10:02:36 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Cougars, man...

xanadian		2012-09-02 10:04:14 PM

Ambivalence		2012-09-02 10:18:56 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

On a serious note she may feel threatened by men in her "age group". That's sometimes the case when women seek child lovers, becuase they feel safer with boys than with men.

styckx		2012-09-02 10:25:15 PM

JasonOfOrillia		2012-09-02 10:25:52 PM

Ambivalence: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

On a serious note she may feel threatened by men in her "age group". That's sometimes the case when women seek child lovers, becuase they feel safer with boys than with men.

Probably intimidated by all that fat and body hair.

/wait, you mean every other guy isn't like me?

strangeguitar		2012-09-02 10:27:34 PM

Niiiiiiiiiiice

stuhayes2010		2012-09-02 10:27:38 PM

styckx:

I'd say 2 out of 3 pictures show an attractive lady. To a 15 year old, a smoking hot lady.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials		2012-09-02 10:29:28 PM

hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.

She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.

JasonOfOrillia		2012-09-02 10:30:45 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials:
She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.

Boooooooooooooo.

/wish I'd thought of that one.

tetsoushima		2012-09-02 10:31:10 PM

I need to see more evidence before I rough up the suspect.

Bastinado		2012-09-02 10:31:16 PM

West Orange High School teacher Erica DePalo is named 'Essex County Teacher of the Year' for 2011.

I'll bet.

Summoner101		2012-09-02 10:32:45 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: hubiestubert: RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

Never underestimate how quickly men can detect Weapons Grade Crazy. There's Good Crazy, there's Fun Crazy, and then there's Oh Hells No Crazy...

Of course, then there's Tapping Into Your Codependency Crazy, which a lot of guys fall for, so it's not a perfect defense. We may need a few more generations of fine tuning this particular sense.

She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.

And one press of the funny button for you, sir

Lsherm		2012-09-02 10:33:38 PM

styckx: [uploads.thealternativepress.com image 846x902]

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I'd definitely bang her. She has that droopy eyed Marisa Tomei thing going on.

autofire372		2012-09-02 10:34:17 PM

You know you guys would be coming down on this teacher like the wrath of God if she were male and her victim female. I find that everyone commenting approvingly on this teacher's actions look very much like rape apologists.

Mind of the North Star		2012-09-02 10:36:30 PM

Buffet		2012-09-02 10:36:41 PM

What self-respecting teenage guy would ruin a setup like that?? Hell teacher baby when your ready for a REAL Farkin' gimme a call!

Adalius		2012-09-02 10:36:44 PM

I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.
"True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push".
Yea, verily.

you are a puppet		2012-09-02 10:37:17 PM

Mr. Potatoass		2012-09-02 10:37:19 PM

What has yellow balls and sucks dicks?

Britney Spear's Speculum		2012-09-02 10:38:11 PM

I have 3 beers in me and she looks meh.

vegasj		2012-09-02 10:39:57 PM

Like a fist of an angry god.

hdhale		2012-09-02 10:40:20 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

That men her age are all broken and if she can get one young enough, she can break him in properly. Preferably one who's bright and preferably one that's into her and isn't concerned with the fact she's over 30.

This same line of logic also works for 30 something male teacher and female teenage student. In another era, they'd have gotten away with it too.

B.L.Z. Bub		2012-09-02 10:40:29 PM

Do Spanish speakers call it Esse Sex County?

/Got nothin'

davynelson		2012-09-02 10:40:53 PM

sorry but you can't rape a dude.
if he's unwilling, there will be no boner.

exiledone		2012-09-02 10:41:37 PM

She likes 15 year olds because the fact that its technically rape means she can't get pregnant.

de_Selby		2012-09-02 10:41:57 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: I have 3 beers in me and she looks meh.

Three beers? You sound like you're on a Drew-like bender.

jaytkay		2012-09-02 10:43:24 PM

Adalius: I'd let her teach me some Shakespeare.

I'd let her shake my spear.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-09-02 10:44:28 PM

How the tituation? I can't tell from the pics

trailerpimp		2012-09-02 10:44:34 PM

Reading down I see a male teacher got 8 years
Bet she walks with a fine and suspension
Equal Rights Amendment my ass

foxyshadis		2012-09-02 10:44:42 PM

RoyBatty: [img191.imageshack.us image 550x425]

Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

What was going through her head?

No one she works with, most likely, and no time to go out to mixers or online dating to meet other people (particularly if she's unhappily married and has to do it on the sly). Students are just substitutes for the secretary in schools. Hookups like this are mostly about proximity and emotional availability.

FizixJunkee		2012-09-02 10:45:41 PM

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials:
She's a tennis coach. To her, love means nothing.

Bravo.

jaytkay		2012-09-02 10:46:12 PM

trailerpimp: Reading down I see a male teacher got 8 years
Bet she walks with a fine and suspension
Equal Rights Amendment my ass

Yeah, that ERA was a real outrage

/ In 1974

Mr. Right		2012-09-02 10:46:20 PM

She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor offer, honor offer.

wrightbone		2012-09-02 10:47:01 PM

fusillade762: Lionel Mandrake: RoyBatty: Is there really no one in her age group who can fark her like she wants to be farked?

Awkwardly for 20 seconds?

In that case I'm her man!

You've got me beat by 10 seconds!

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