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2012-09-02 09:30:59 PM
9 votes:
Mark Wessells

His middle name had better be Nuclear
2012-09-02 09:38:27 PM
2 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2012-09-03 12:09:02 PM
1 votes:

FlyingV936: ShannonKW: MAYORBOB: Dogs are called man's best friend for a reason.

The same reason that hungry classmates are the "best friends" of a student who orders pizza.

Dogs are commensal scavengers who specialize in sponging off gullible primates by taking advantage of their social and nurturing instincts. Dogs are to friendship what sexy sheep are to love. The feelings don't go both ways, though they may look like they do, especially if you are kind and generous to your dog and a considerate lover to your sheep. If you want friendship, you need to get it from a hominid that can communicate in English, and doesn't crap and make territorial pissings everywhere, and doesn't bark all night over territorial claims and struggles for sexual access, and there are still plenty of humans in America who satisfy these requirements. It's pathetic to settle for a dog. You may as well hang out with a guido.

I'll take a dog over you any day.


Really. Dogs can't type.
2012-09-03 10:31:46 AM
1 votes:

Donn C. Drummond in Disguise: Shadow Blasko: tinfoil-hat maggie: squirrel?
[farm8.staticflickr.com image 240x180]

I loves my squirrels.

My Eastern Gray squirrel just turned 14 last week.

/She won't last much longer, she's pretty much blind now, but she has been a fantastic little squirrel!

Are you a dog?


i303.photobucket.com
2012-09-03 07:35:16 AM
1 votes:

ShannonKW: MAYORBOB: Dogs are called man's best friend for a reason.

The same reason that hungry classmates are the "best friends" of a student who orders pizza.

Dogs are commensal scavengers who specialize in sponging off gullible primates by taking advantage of their social and nurturing instincts. Dogs are to friendship what sexy sheep are to love. The feelings don't go both ways, though they may look like they do, especially if you are kind and generous to your dog and a considerate lover to your sheep. If you want friendship, you need to get it from a hominid that can communicate in English, and doesn't crap and make territorial pissings everywhere, and doesn't bark all night over territorial claims and struggles for sexual access, and there are still plenty of humans in America who satisfy these requirements. It's pathetic to settle for a dog. You may as well hang out with a guido.


I'll take a dog over you any day.
2012-09-03 12:12:20 AM
1 votes:

Mr_H: Oznog: I've talked to people who found dogs before, putting up posters.... but didn't know to check for a microchip!

It's the FIRST thing you do. Any animal shelter or vet can scan it. You don't need an appointment at the vet, nor do you need to pay for an exam. You might call ahead to make sure they're not too busy at the moment though.

Putting up posters and taking out ads are a waste of time IF the ID chip's right there.

We just adopted a dog who had been returned to the rescue after a year. Our first vet appointment we got her chipped. I was surprised to find the previous owners never did that. All our pets get chipped on their first trip to the vet.

/$50 is a small price to pay to get my dog home


I had my dog chipped.

He was delicious on toast.
2012-09-02 10:39:33 PM
1 votes:

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Mark Wessells

His middle name had better be Nuclear


I bow to your genius.
2012-09-02 10:31:12 PM
1 votes:

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Mark Wessells

His middle name had better be Nuclear


That only works if you say it in a Russian accent.
2012-09-02 10:22:36 PM
1 votes:
I just read that aloud to my wife and my dog jumped up in a rush and ran to the window. (i said the S word)
2012-09-02 10:16:44 PM
1 votes:

gadian: publikenemy: Wish we had micro-chips for pets back in the 70s when I was little. I just know old Casey didn't go to live on a nice farm somewhere upstate like my old man told me..I just know it...bastard!

You know, my parents fed me this line when I was like 7 or 8 and I believed it until I actually sat down and thought about it for bit sometime in my mid-20's. *facepalm*


I am very sorry for your loss.
2012-09-02 09:44:20 PM
1 votes:
As soon as Wessells entered the exam room, the 2-year-old lab that traveled about 500 miles to get home, showered his owner in kisses.

Awwww...DOG KISSES!
2012-09-02 09:43:21 PM
1 votes:

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Mark Wessells

His middle name had better be Nuclear


Came in for a Chekov reference.

/Well done
2012-09-02 09:37:13 PM
1 votes:

publikenemy: Wish we had micro-chips for pets back in the 70s when I was little. I just know old Casey didn't go to live on a nice farm somewhere upstate like my old man told me..I just know it...bastard!


You know, my parents fed me this line when I was like 7 or 8 and I believed it until I actually sat down and thought about it for bit sometime in my mid-20's. *facepalm*
 
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