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(TMZ)   Playboy says Courtney Stodden will never appear in their magazine because she looks "too enhanced" to be airbrushed and photoshopped until she looks like an illustration of a human   (tmz.com) divider line 106
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2012-09-02 12:56:33 PM
The fact that she's still under age enter into the discussion? Still I wouldn't blame her; it actually did help Lindsay Lohan's career as well as Kim Kardashian's. Just sayin'
 
2012-09-02 02:27:40 PM

dkendr: The fact that she's still under age enter into the discussion? Still I wouldn't blame her; it actually did help Lindsay Lohan's career as well as Kim Kardashian's. Just sayin'


She just turned 18. Fair game.
 
2012-09-02 03:02:48 PM
Hurry up and get that girl a porn contract and a few grams of meth. The sooner she gets bent up like a pretzel with her O ring blown out, the sooner she'll go away.
 
2012-09-02 03:08:53 PM
Who the fark still "reads" Playboy? And how could any chick look too much like a cartoon character for them?

/would also ask who the fark Courtney-Stodden is but don't really care
 
2012-09-02 03:12:12 PM
Cumfiesta it is then.
 
2012-09-02 03:19:07 PM

thamike: Cumfiesta it is then.


hehe
hope she at least tries to get into Hustler first....
 
2012-09-02 03:27:42 PM
playboy be trollin. too fake. right.
 
2012-09-02 03:32:03 PM
"Courtney Stodden? My GOD, man! We've got standards. "
 
2012-09-02 03:35:41 PM
I don't think Playboy is the kind of porn she wants to do. She seems more like the anal fisting and gaping type.
 
2012-09-02 03:36:56 PM
I would think the big problem would be that she looks twenty years older than she actually is.
 
2012-09-02 03:40:15 PM
She's supposed to back on that TV therapist's show when she turns 18.
 
2012-09-02 03:46:25 PM
No clue who this Courtney Stodden is and in this case I shall remain ignorant. Sounds like someone on a "reality show" that should never have been famous to begin with.
 
2012-09-02 03:57:18 PM
she looks kinda haggered for 18
 
2012-09-02 04:00:54 PM
If they wanted to do a live-action Little Annie Fanny video, she'd be a lock
 
2012-09-02 04:18:40 PM

Mugato: Who the fark still "reads" Playboy? And how could any chick look too much like a cartoon character for them?

/would also ask who the fark Courtney-Stodden is but don't really care


A friend of mine still "reads" Playboy - subscriptions are apparently very cheap, almost cheap enough that I've asked myself why don't I subscribe to it.
 
2012-09-02 04:36:32 PM

Generation_D: playboy be trollin. too fake. right.


Kind of hard to believe from a magazine that has had Jessica Rabbit, Chyna, and Marge Simpson as centerfolds.
 
2012-09-02 04:47:22 PM

The_Cisco_Kid: No clue who this Courtney Stodden is and in this case I shall remain ignorant. Sounds like someone on a "reality show" that should never have been famous to begin with.


She's in her late 30s and swears she's 17. That should tell you all you need to know about her.
 
2012-09-02 04:57:57 PM

Happy Hours: Mugato: Who the fark still "reads" Playboy? And how could any chick look too much like a cartoon character for them?

/would also ask who the fark Courtney-Stodden is but don't really care

A friend of mine still "reads" Playboy - subscriptions are apparently very cheap, almost cheap enough that I've asked myself why don't I subscribe to it.


Because free is better than cheap
 
2012-09-02 05:01:13 PM

ArkAngel: Happy Hours: Mugato: Who the fark still "reads" Playboy? And how could any chick look too much like a cartoon character for them?

/would also ask who the fark Courtney-Stodden is but don't really care

A friend of mine still "reads" Playboy - subscriptions are apparently very cheap, almost cheap enough that I've asked myself why don't I subscribe to it.

Because free is better than cheap


Don't let Drew hear you say that..
 
2012-09-02 06:06:23 PM

ArkAngel: I would think the big problem would be that she looks twenty years older than she actually is.


Yep.
 
2012-09-02 06:06:38 PM
I had to do a gis to know who Courtney Stodden was...She looks 40, but she's 18?...actually I've seen 40 years that have held up better.
 
2012-09-02 06:29:18 PM
Who the f*ck is Courtney Stoddard?
There's still a Playboy?
Who f*cking cares?

I know the answer to the first two, unfortunately.
 
2012-09-02 06:30:21 PM

Ed Finnerty: The_Cisco_Kid: No clue who this Courtney Stodden is and in this case I shall remain ignorant. Sounds like someone on a "reality show" that should never have been famous to begin with.

She's in her late 30s and swears she's 17. That should tell you all you need to know about her.


Yeah, who the hell believes that?
 
2012-09-02 06:40:15 PM
I follow her on Twitter purely for the comedic relief her tweets present. Every one sounds like she was thumbing through a thesaurus ahead of time. Textbook case of trying to act like something you're not. She may very well be 18, but she isn't the erotic sex goddess she thinks she is.
 
2012-09-02 06:59:57 PM
Too enhanced? Yet this appeared on their pages?

s4.guyism.com

/head asploded
 
2012-09-02 07:06:05 PM

MayoSlather: I had to do a gis to know who Courtney Stodden was...She looks 40, but she's 18?...actually I've seen 40 years that have held up better.


ElleMacpherson is 49... granted she used to be a supermodel, but still...
Link
 
2012-09-02 07:07:47 PM
Lindsay Lohan's pictorial looked like it was painted by Vargas. But Courtney Stodden looks too "enhanced?"
 
2012-09-02 07:08:17 PM

Sgt Otter: Generation_D: playboy be trollin. too fake. right.

Kind of hard to believe from a magazine that has had Jessica Rabbit, Chyna, and Marge Simpson as centerfolds.


Wrong on all three, brainiac.
 
2012-09-02 07:10:02 PM
It seems to me, many of these reality stars are just playing characters - especially Courtney Stodden.
 
2012-09-02 07:13:02 PM
Too skinny.

/laters
 
2012-09-02 07:14:09 PM
Where is Donald Trump demanding her birth certificate?
 
2012-09-02 07:16:18 PM
I remember buying Playboy.
Back when I was buying cassette tapes for my car.
 
2012-09-02 07:16:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: I don't think Playboy is the kind of porn she wants to do. She seems more like the anal fisting and gaping type.


Well Max Hardcore did get released this year. Synergy if you ask me.
 
2012-09-02 07:18:09 PM
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2012-09-02 07:23:46 PM
Gotta laugh at you sorry sacks saying she looks 40. Are your wives and girlfriends standing near the computer? At most she looks mid 20's. Her skin is still way too smooth looking even in the less photoshopped pics to be remotely close to 40.



Yeah yeah, I know, she'd never talk to me, much less let me stick it in her pooper, but FFS people, have any of you ever seen a real woman that wasn't photoshopped to hell and back? Nor does she have the hands of a 40 year old woman.

Disgruntled Goat: Sgt Otter: Generation_D: playboy be trollin. too fake. right.

Kind of hard to believe from a magazine that has had Jessica Rabbit, Chyna, and Marge Simpson as centerfolds.

Wrong on all three, brainiac.


You can be a dick all you want, and he may be technically wrong, but all three were featured in Playboy, just not as centerfolds. No need to be an ass about it.
 
2012-09-02 07:27:45 PM
I'd rather fark her than Lohan. And Chyna...
I think Playboy is just playing at having standards.
 
2012-09-02 07:33:02 PM

you are a puppet: I'd rather fark her than Lohan. And Chyna...
I think Playboy is just playing at having standards.


Okay, howbout a Playboy shoot with Lindsay Lohan sucking on Chyna's clenis like it's a crackpipe while Courtney Stodden... I don't know, stands there looking fake.

/only really had the Lohan and Chyna idea. But why let it go to waste?
 
2012-09-02 07:38:11 PM
I've been a subscriber to playboy for 20 yrs or better. If you can't afford the 20 bucks for a years subscription, fine, but ridiculing something you don't have the intelligence to understand just reveals your own ignorance. The pictorials are merely the bonus material. I didn't care for their 'reinvention' they pulled a couple of years ago to appeal more to a 'Maxim' type crowd, but even with that, there's more knowledge and insight in a single issue than the average Farker comes across in a year. Suck it, haters.
 
2012-09-02 07:45:57 PM

Madbassist1: I've been a subscriber to playboy for 20 yrs or better. If you can't afford the 20 bucks for a years subscription, fine, but ridiculing something you don't have the intelligence to understand just reveals your own ignorance. The pictorials are merely the bonus material. I didn't care for their 'reinvention' they pulled a couple of years ago to appeal more to a 'Maxim' type crowd, but even with that, there's more knowledge and insight in a single issue than the average Farker comes across in a year. Suck it, haters.


yeah, for the articles, we believe you
 
2012-09-02 07:47:23 PM
She looks like a 30 year old who tans too much. She'll probably continue to look 30 for the next 30 years, after which time she'll look like Joan Rivers, if Joan Rivers was upholstered with fine Venetian leather.
 
2012-09-02 07:53:44 PM

malaktaus: She looks like a 30 year old who tans too much. She'll probably continue to look 30 for the next 30 years, after which time she'll look like Joan Rivers, if Joan Rivers was upholstered with fine Venetian leather.


If she really is 18, she'll look like the Crypt Keeper at 30
 
2012-09-02 07:56:43 PM

PsyLord: Too enhanced? Yet this appeared on their pages?

[s4.guyism.com image 630x469]

/head asploded


Another sad girl who thinks the right poses and other whoring will make her the next Marilyn Monroe.

And those stripper heels don't make it, either.

18 y.o., my Aunt Fanny.
 
2012-09-02 07:56:50 PM
She's too busy playing bass for Steel Panther to pose anyway.
 
2012-09-02 07:57:38 PM
This is an incredible headline. Outstanding.
 
2012-09-02 07:59:42 PM
Would like to see this "too enhanced" you speak of.
 
2012-09-02 08:01:59 PM

FirstNationalBastard: you are a puppet: I'd rather fark her than Lohan. And Chyna...
I think Playboy is just playing at having standards.

Okay, howbout a Playboy shoot with Lindsay Lohan sucking on Chyna's clenis like it's a crackpipe while Courtney Stodden... I don't know, stands there looking fake.

/only really had the Lohan and Chyna idea. But why let it go to waste?


Now that's what I call a sticky situation! Wait no, the opposite of sticky.
 
2012-09-02 08:04:08 PM
Another stupid biatch I wish would just die already.. Famous for being famous..
 
2012-09-02 08:06:34 PM
cdn.videogum.com
 
2012-09-02 08:09:13 PM
Obvious tag too busy reading the articles?
 
2012-09-02 08:12:08 PM
I'm certain kink.com would take her. Just think how proud her parents will be to see her first appearance on Public Disgrace!
 
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