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(Washington Post)   Eight questions for the upcoming Democratic National Convention. "Is this seat taken?" not included   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 9
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2012-09-02 11:30:06 AM
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2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room -

(The convention was over at 12:30 AM).
2012-09-02 11:59:06 AM
1 votes:
I think the dude that Clint was talking to in the chair passed along the DNC convention schedule to Cheese Weasel.
2012-09-02 11:38:59 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...


You know whats funny? That someone actually spent all that time trying to be funny, and yet failed so miserably.
2012-09-02 11:38:18 AM
1 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.


Thanks for cutting off the "FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: " from that copy-pasta.
2012-09-02 11:09:12 AM
1 votes:

NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.

Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.


Mystery Speaker to interview chair: Stephen Colbert.
2012-09-02 10:46:36 AM
1 votes:
Stealing from Chris Rock, just say the seat was for Osama.
2012-09-02 10:41:43 AM
1 votes:
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2012-09-02 10:32:14 AM
1 votes:
If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.
2012-09-02 10:25:10 AM
1 votes:
Good thing my wife is going to be out of town. I'm going to do shots every time someone on Fox News incorrectly refers to the party as the Democrat Party or the event as the Democrat National Convention. I might want to take next week off from work...
 
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