Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros forsparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...
Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.
NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.
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