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(Washington Post)   Eight questions for the upcoming Democratic National Convention. "Is this seat taken?" not included   (washingtonpost.com ) divider line
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2012-09-02 11:38:59 AM  
3 votes:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...


You know whats funny? That someone actually spent all that time trying to be funny, and yet failed so miserably.
2012-09-02 04:08:17 PM  
2 votes:

farkityfarker: Other than ending the wars sooner and not keeping Bush's Secretary of Defense, I can't think of anything that Obama should have done differently.


Repeal DADT sooner, quit defending DOMA sooner and stop the war on medicinal marijuana.
2012-09-02 11:30:06 AM  
2 votes:
2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room -

(The convention was over at 12:30 AM).
2012-09-02 03:17:08 PM  
1 vote:

AnEvilGuest: Unforgiven is still my favorite movie and I would resent the DNC being used to belittle its director.


I just watched Unforgiven again last night. Stellar movie.

That doesn't change the fact that Eastwood made himself fair game when not only did he speak at the RNC, but he looked like a total ass while doing it. You don't get to cry about politicians raking you over the coals when you go to a political convention an attempt to rake one over the coals yourself. Clint is tough enough that he knows how the rules work.
2012-09-02 02:50:18 PM  
1 vote:
Question 1: What is President Obama's most important objective?

Exposing the flat out lies of the Romney campaign for what they are. Period.

I don't mean making it look lik ehtey are firing up the Dem echo chamber, but actively exposing these lies and convincing people of just how blatant they are. Everyone, not just Independents and undecided voters, but everyone. This needs to be his ONLY objective, because once he exposes all of the lies spread by Romney and Ryan, than their entire ouse of cards collapses, and you see that there IS economic recovery, there IS job recovery, there IS an increase in US oil production, there IS a dead guy named Osama Bin Laden, and there IS a better America than there was at the bottom of the collapse.

Sure, some are admitting that he has overseen recovery, but that they recovery isn't fast enough for them. These people are determined to biatch no matter what, but the rest of the public needs to fight through the GOP lies and get to the truth.Obama may not be the second coming of Christ, but this country IS turning around, and he was handled a plate of shiat when his predecessor left office. At the moment, he may have only transformed that plate of shiat into a baloney sandwich and some generic potato chips, but this was a plate of shiat we were talking about, give the guy some credit.
2012-09-02 10:23:55 AM  
1 vote:
Other than ending the wars sooner and not keeping Bush's Secretary of Defense, I can't think of anything that Obama should have done differently.
 
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