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2012-09-02 10:23:55 AM  
Other than ending the wars sooner and not keeping Bush's Secretary of Defense, I can't think of anything that Obama should have done differently.
 
2012-09-02 10:25:10 AM  
Good thing my wife is going to be out of town. I'm going to do shots every time someone on Fox News incorrectly refers to the party as the Democrat Party or the event as the Democrat National Convention. I might want to take next week off from work...
 
2012-09-02 10:25:28 AM  
Slideshow click farm.
 
2012-09-02 10:25:29 AM  
And I'm talking about the things he could have done unilaterally, not things he needed Congressional approval for.
 
2012-09-02 10:28:27 AM  
"Is this seat taken?"

I snerked.

/Would snerk again.
 
2012-09-02 10:32:14 AM  
If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.
 
2012-09-02 10:33:53 AM  

ramblinwreck: Good thing my wife is going to be out of town. I'm going to do shots every time someone on Fox News incorrectly refers to the party as the Democrat Party or the event as the Democrat National Convention. I might want to take next week off from work...


You may want to have your relatives send the police by a few times a night to check up on you. If you play that drinking game, you'll be dead before Biden's speech.
 
2012-09-02 10:38:09 AM  
Dumb article was dumb. At least they listed the 8 so I could tl;dr. Hey, did anyone hear that Republicans want abortion illegal in all cases even rape that their candidate for Senate in Missouri said that if a woman is raped, her system will shut down and she won't get pregnant?
 
2012-09-02 10:40:52 AM  

Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.


Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.
 
2012-09-02 10:41:43 AM  
i1110.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-02 10:46:36 AM  
Stealing from Chris Rock, just say the seat was for Osama.
 
2012-09-02 10:46:48 AM  
Will the Dems bring out hololgram Reagan? He's a RINO, you know.
 
2012-09-02 10:47:53 AM  
It'd be funny if they had Obama in a chair next to an empty podium.

Hopefully, though, they won't stoop to making fun of Clint.
 
2012-09-02 10:51:09 AM  

An Account To Make Comments: Hopefully, though, they won't stoop to making fun of Clint.

^^^

for several reasons.
 
2012-09-02 10:56:19 AM  

An Account To Make Comments: It'd be funny if they had Obama in a chair next to an empty podium.

Hopefully, though, they won't stoop to making fun of Clint.


I know they won't "stoop" to make fun of him, but he kind of brought that upon himself, dontcha think?
 
2012-09-02 10:58:59 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: An Account To Make Comments: Hopefully, though, they won't stoop to making fun of Clint.
^^^

for several reasons.

 
2012-09-02 11:09:12 AM  

NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.

Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.


Mystery Speaker to interview chair: Stephen Colbert.
 
2012-09-02 11:16:48 AM  

farkityfarker: not keeping Bush's Secretary of Defense


Obama did keep Robert Gates on and even had to convince him. Gates left once the mission in Iraq was basically done.
 
2012-09-02 11:19:46 AM  

joshiz: farkityfarker: not keeping Bush's Secretary of Defense

Obama did keep Robert Gates on and even had to convince him. Gates left once the mission in Iraq was basically done.


Oops, I obviously inserted the "not" in error.
 
2012-09-02 11:19:56 AM  
These questions are pretty good. The most I actually want Obama to do is to lay out a plan when it comes to current issues. Ryan and Romney's weakness was just attacking and not saying jack of what they were going to do themselves. Obama right now is sucking with the economy. Yes we're recovering but at a very slow pace and now it's a debate whether we spent too much for the stimulus, didn't spend enough or should have directed it to better areas. He has been doing good in other parts (defense, foreign policy, social rights) but the economy is his weak spot. The Republicans failed hitting him with that because they basically bullshiated that Obama destroyed absolutely everything (including stuff happening in the Bush years) and has done absolutely no good at all.

I'm going to mainly judge him during the DNC and the upcoming debates on how he discusses the economy. I do expect him criticizing the economy he was given when he just became president and Republican obstructionists (both of which are true but are at risk of being overplayed) but he's going to have to talk about what he has done to help the economy, what he is doing now and what he plans to do next.
 
2012-09-02 11:21:24 AM  
If Romney wants to take that seat, he'd better come up with a way to turn the numbers around fast.

They've remained steady for months and months, and he's only got two months left. He's running out of time.
 
2012-09-02 11:21:50 AM  

NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.

Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.


I don't think it would behoove Obama to take such a nasty dig at an 87 year old man who was clearly having a hard time finishing his own sentences.
 
2012-09-02 11:29:43 AM  

farkityfarker: If Romney wants to take that seat, he'd better come up with a way to turn the numbers around fast.

They've remained steady for months and months, and he's only got two months left. He's running out of time.


All Romney can hope for is bad jobs reports- a rise in the unemployment rate, a drop in the jobs created number.
 
2012-09-02 11:30:06 AM  
2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his fake birth certificate
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM - Joe Biden wakes up and delivers acceptance speech to an empty room -

(The convention was over at 12:30 AM).
 
2012-09-02 11:32:27 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.

Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.

I don't think it would behoove Obama to take such a nasty dig at an 87 year old man who was clearly having a hard time finishing his own sentences.


Let the invisible Obama hallucination fight it's own damn fights.
Reminding us older folk that rambling incoherence is the fate of even our most admired would be poor politics. Doing it as a nasty dig would be even worse politics.

Unforgiven is still my favorite movie and I would resent the DNC being used to belittle its director.
 
2012-09-02 11:33:24 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...


Still seems more watchable than the snoozefest that was the RNC.

And since when was CNN still part of the liberal media? I mean they had Breitbart as a contributor for petesake.
 
2012-09-02 11:38:18 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.


Thanks for cutting off the "FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: " from that copy-pasta.
 
2012-09-02 11:38:57 AM  
The Questions (Select from the questions below)
1What is President Obama's most important objective? Finding a good golf course in Charlotte.
2How can Obama articulate a convincing defense of his economic record? Divide by zero
3Will Bill Clinton overshadow everyone else? Depends on what your definition of is is.
4Will Vice President Biden lead the attacks on Mitt Romney? Yes, as soon as he gets to the convention in Virginia.
5What is Michelle Obama's role at the convention? Lobster for some, gruel for the commoners.
6What is Obama's message for white working-class voters-or should he not worry about them? He's already given that. They didn't make that.
7Will attacks or positive messaging persuade undecided voters to support Obama? Attacks. Positivity is so yesterday and racist..
8Who will be jockeying in Charlotte for attention for 2016? Bill Maher and Chris Matthews....dead heat.
 
2012-09-02 11:38:59 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...


You know whats funny? That someone actually spent all that time trying to be funny, and yet failed so miserably.
 
2012-09-02 11:45:09 AM  

Dinki: You know whats funny? That someone actually spent all that time trying to be funny, and yet failed so miserably.


This one was just as pitiful:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Questions (Select from the questions below)
1What is President Obama's most important objective? Finding a good golf course in Charlotte.
2How can Obama articulate a convincing defense of his economic record? Divide by zero
3Will Bill Clinton overshadow everyone else? Depends on what your definition of is is.
4Will Vice President Biden lead the attacks on Mitt Romney? Yes, as soon as he gets to the convention in Virginia.
5What is Michelle Obama's role at the convention? Lobster for some, gruel for the commoners.
6What is Obama's message for white working-class voters-or should he not worry about them? He's already given that. They didn't make that.
7Will attacks or positive messaging persuade undecided voters to support Obama? Attacks. Positivity is so yesterday and racist..
8Who will be jockeying in Charlotte for attention for 2016? Bill Maher and Chris Matthews....dead heat.


Quit while you're relatively ahead dude.
 
2012-09-02 11:56:40 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-02 11:57:27 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Dinki: You know whats funny? That someone actually spent all that time trying to be funny, and yet failed so miserably.

This one was just as pitiful:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: The Questions (Select from the questions below)
1What is President Obama's most important objective? Finding a good golf course in Charlotte.
2How can Obama articulate a convincing defense of his economic record? Divide by zero
3Will Bill Clinton overshadow everyone else? Depends on what your definition of is is.
4Will Vice President Biden lead the attacks on Mitt Romney? Yes, as soon as he gets to the convention in Virginia.
5What is Michelle Obama's role at the convention? Lobster for some, gruel for the commoners.
6What is Obama's message for white working-class voters-or should he not worry about them? He's already given that. They didn't make that.
7Will attacks or positive messaging persuade undecided voters to support Obama? Attacks. Positivity is so yesterday and racist..
8Who will be jockeying in Charlotte for attention for 2016? Bill Maher and Chris Matthews....dead heat.

Quit while you're relatively ahead dude.


The invisible Obama hallucination that exists in his head deserve this and more.
That guy is a monster.
 
2012-09-02 11:59:06 AM  
I think the dude that Clint was talking to in the chair passed along the DNC convention schedule to Cheese Weasel.
 
2012-09-02 12:54:19 PM  
Will you take extra efforts to make sure the teleprompters will not be viewed from the audience?

/it's a crack on the RNC rule change vote, not your blessed icon.
 
2012-09-02 01:47:14 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: ramblinwreck: Good thing my wife is going to be out of town. I'm going to do shots every time someone on Fox News incorrectly refers to the party as the Democrat Party or the event as the Democrat National Convention. I might want to take next week off from work...

You may want to have your relatives send the police by a few times a night to check up on you. If you play that drinking game, you'll be dead before Biden's speech.


He'd probably end up dead before the last speech on Tuesday.
 
2012-09-02 01:51:06 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.

Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.

Mystery Speaker to interview chair: Stephen Colbert.


Dear sweet baby Jesus please let THIS happen!
 
2012-09-02 02:22:25 PM  

Dear Jerk: Will the Dems bring out hololgram Reagan? He's a RINO, you know.


Nah, that would steal the thunder of Mecha FDR.
 
2012-09-02 02:50:18 PM  
Question 1: What is President Obama's most important objective?

Exposing the flat out lies of the Romney campaign for what they are. Period.

I don't mean making it look lik ehtey are firing up the Dem echo chamber, but actively exposing these lies and convincing people of just how blatant they are. Everyone, not just Independents and undecided voters, but everyone. This needs to be his ONLY objective, because once he exposes all of the lies spread by Romney and Ryan, than their entire ouse of cards collapses, and you see that there IS economic recovery, there IS job recovery, there IS an increase in US oil production, there IS a dead guy named Osama Bin Laden, and there IS a better America than there was at the bottom of the collapse.

Sure, some are admitting that he has overseen recovery, but that they recovery isn't fast enough for them. These people are determined to biatch no matter what, but the rest of the public needs to fight through the GOP lies and get to the truth.Obama may not be the second coming of Christ, but this country IS turning around, and he was handled a plate of shiat when his predecessor left office. At the moment, he may have only transformed that plate of shiat into a baloney sandwich and some generic potato chips, but this was a plate of shiat we were talking about, give the guy some credit.
 
2012-09-02 03:09:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.


You forgot to mention teleprompters, arugula, and mustard.
 
2012-09-02 03:17:08 PM  

AnEvilGuest: Unforgiven is still my favorite movie and I would resent the DNC being used to belittle its director.


I just watched Unforgiven again last night. Stellar movie.

That doesn't change the fact that Eastwood made himself fair game when not only did he speak at the RNC, but he looked like a total ass while doing it. You don't get to cry about politicians raking you over the coals when you go to a political convention an attempt to rake one over the coals yourself. Clint is tough enough that he knows how the rules work.
 
2012-09-02 03:19:50 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: An Account To Make Comments: Hopefully, though, they won't stoop to making fun of Clint.
^^^

for several reasons.


This. I like Clint Eastwood and found the bit with the chair pretty funny, but I think everyone involved, Democrats and Republicans alike need to pretend it never happened.
 
2012-09-02 03:20:22 PM  
Lt. Cheese Weasel

...not sure if conservative "humour" or liberal satire...
 
2012-09-02 03:57:12 PM  
it's just Poe's Law in action
 
2012-09-02 04:08:17 PM  

farkityfarker: Other than ending the wars sooner and not keeping Bush's Secretary of Defense, I can't think of anything that Obama should have done differently.


Repeal DADT sooner, quit defending DOMA sooner and stop the war on medicinal marijuana.
 
2012-09-02 06:17:42 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...


gifs.gifbin.com
 
2012-09-02 08:36:28 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: NeoCortex42: Wyalt Derp: If they introduce "the President of the United States, Barack Obama", and it's an empty chair and they start interviewing it, I might die laughing.

Usually, I'd say something like that would just never happen at a political convention. But with the masterful trolling Obama has done at times, I could see them doing something like that. Maybe not at the introduction to his big acceptance speech, but at least at some point during the convention.

Mystery Speaker to interview chair: Stephen Colbert.


And the guest speaker booked for the empty chair: a reasonable republican.
 
2012-09-02 11:22:42 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.


Actually, I thought that was pretty cute, but you left out the Hip Hop BBQ, Hurricane Katrina, Birther stuff, Arugula, Dijon Mustard, Health Care Death Panels and Gilder to blame for it all. There's simply too much to choose from---you're swamped.
 
2012-09-02 11:48:09 PM  
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2012-09-03 12:37:18 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: 2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of "God Damn America" - led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial 'I hate America' - led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on "How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world" - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM - Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar - "How to have a successful career without having a job."
5:00 PM - "Great Vacations I've Taken on the Taxpayer's Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats' appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances - by the Clintons
9:00 PM - "Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you" Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore
9:30 PM - Anthony Weiner entertains audience with his personal slide presentation
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris 'He sends a thrill up my leg' Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior by waving his ...


Hey, everybody, look. It's that conservative humor I keep hearing about. It's everything I thought it would be.
 
2012-09-03 02:04:09 AM  
AnEvilGuest: Unforgiven is still my favorite movie and I would resent the DNC being used to belittle its director.

So instead of resenting the RNC - who actually put Eastwood on stage, apparently without vetting his speech to make sure he didn't make a fool of himself - you resent the DNC for something they might do in the future that's not even half as damaging to Eastwood?

I'll never get the "well you guys might do something bad someday" defense.
 
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