jake_lex: Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over.
Paris1127: The person who turned in the book was described as very young, but the book was getting older and older...
You're the jerk... jerk: Paris1127: The person who turned in the book was described as very young, but the book was getting older and older...A wonderful post that has not been shown the love it deserves.
DrPainMD: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x150]Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.. ... Spinster. ... Maybe a virgin. ... Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was a boy It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding.She needs a little Kramer.
rjs983: KRAMER: Bookman? The library investigator's name is actually, Bookman? That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named, Cone.
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