shower_in_my_socks: My favorite story was about Scarlett Johansson getting called in around this time for what she thought was a meeting about a movie role, and then Cruise takes her into a room in one of Scientology's buildings and all of the cult's leaders are sitting there like they were waiting for her. She was smart enough to walk away.

I heard she took out a room full of guys, impaled Tom Cruise ass-first into a statue of L. Ron Hubbard while making a bazaar quip about "midget-thetan porn", set explosive charges on all the building's load bearing members, freed all the captives in the basement and walked away in slow motion as the building blew up behind her.

-Written and Directed by Joss Whedon