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2012-09-02 03:59:26 AM
...and in other news, it was a white guy.
 
2012-09-02 04:04:03 AM

Nickster79: ...and in other news, it was a white guy.


Duh. It's against the law for black people to bake chicken.
 
2012-09-02 07:02:02 AM
Baked Chicken:

masonhellcat.files.wordpress.com

Grilled/Fried Chicken:

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-09-02 07:03:42 AM
The difference is that the fried one tastes better. Duh.
 
2012-09-02 07:06:49 AM
I understand. Nobody likes dry chicken.
 
2012-09-02 07:07:31 AM
"He said the chicken was dry," Carolyn says.

White trash problems.
 
2012-09-02 07:10:40 AM
Jamie Oliver's perfect roast chicken

/I've cooked this myself and it's pretty damn tender.
 
2012-09-02 07:11:48 AM
Anti-male double standard. According to the article, the daughter in law was the one who initiated violence yet the guy was the only one arrested. It does say the daughter in law was arrested but that it was not related to this incident (outstanding warrant for something I assume). Female supremacist culture guarded by brainwashed men with inferiority complexes.
 
2012-09-02 07:16:20 AM
When the man of the house wants his chicken fried, you don't hit him with a chair. You farking fry the damn chicken.
 
2012-09-02 07:20:40 AM
Chicken. Serious business.
 
2012-09-02 07:23:08 AM
i liked the limericks in the comments
 
2012-09-02 07:26:27 AM
Was it a whole chicken or parts? This matters immensely when trying to judge the relative worth of the actions taken by the participants in this age-old culinary and familial drama.
 
2012-09-02 07:27:32 AM

ActaNonVerba: Anti-male double standard. According to the article, the daughter in law was the one who initiated violence yet the guy was the only one arrested. It does say the daughter in law was arrested but that it was not related to this incident (outstanding warrant for something I assume). Female supremacist culture guarded by brainwashed men with inferiority complexes.


Yeah, and chicken.
 
2012-09-02 07:29:17 AM

Mad Scientist: "He said the chicken was dry," Carolyn says.

White trash problems.


They put the vegetables in a bowl in the microwave so, yeah.
 
2012-09-02 07:30:36 AM

BronyMedic: Baked Chicken:

masonhellcat.files.wordpress.com


That would be a baked cracker. For baked chicken, see Ellen Feiss.

(Old meme is old.)
 
2012-09-02 07:42:14 AM
...also, bake it, goddamn it.

Take the 15 extra minutes to stuff and baste the damn thing, season it like you mean it, and complement it with something you can't buy at the 7-11. If it comes out dry, it's your damn fault. Next time tear yourself away from the damn TV or computer once in a while. If you want quick and dirty, there's a supermarket near you that can do it better than you, muck out some salad to go with it, and you won't have to clean up the kitchen.
 
2012-09-02 07:46:51 AM
WTF?

You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

/ducks flying chair
 
2012-09-02 07:55:10 AM
Roast whole chicken. Shallow-fry, poach or bake chicken breast. Deep-fry wing or leg. Win.
 
2012-09-02 07:55:59 AM
I understand. I love my mom, but she can't cook chicken for shiat. After a while, it gets frustrating. I know she uses the Internet and could google a technique for cooking chicken so it doesn't turn out dry, but she just doesn't care.

She still insists on buying boneless skinless chicken breasts, like it's 1987 and we're all on the low-fat diets that were trendy back then. Then she uses barely any butter or oil to cook them (low fat!) and overcooks them, because if chicken breast isn't cooked to at least 190 degrees F you're sure to get salmonella. I mean that's just basic 1955 home economics, everyone knows that. The least she could do is brine them, but... brining? What's that?

Oh and forget about frying anything. Frying uses fat. Therefore, eating fried food is directly responsible for all obesity. QED. Now have a potato and a plate full of pasta. It's low fat, so it will not make you fat, see?

You can see how bonkers this makes me.
 
2012-09-02 07:59:35 AM

Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.


Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.
 
2012-09-02 08:14:13 AM

ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.


learn to roast it the non-lazy way, cupcake. it's NOT HARD. hell, I follow tony bourdain's wisdom: if you can't roast a chicken, take off the apron and never set foot in the kitchen to cook again. his discussed techniques do NOT involve some silly little twirly contraption on your countertop.
 
2012-09-02 08:20:45 AM

ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.


You don't need a rotisserie to roast. You need a roasting pan, a medium heat and a basting brush. A bit of butter under the skin, a lemon up the clacker and you're sorted.
 
2012-09-02 08:21:36 AM
mlkshk.com
 
2012-09-02 08:25:19 AM
Using Shake and Bake prevents these problems. Plus, the kids get to halp.
 
2012-09-02 08:30:47 AM

buttery_shame_cave: ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.

learn to roast it the non-lazy way, cupcake. it's NOT HARD. hell, I follow tony bourdain's wisdom: if you can't roast a chicken, take off the apron and never set foot in the kitchen to cook again. his discussed techniques do NOT involve some silly little twirly contraption on your countertop.


I'll agree with this. A chicken is one of these easiest things to prepare and the leftover carcass, fat and skin go into a pot to make stock. Simple really.
 
2012-09-02 08:31:32 AM

""She picked up a chair and threw it at him and that's what made him mad because she hit him," Carolyn says."


Well, wouldn't you be mad too if someone threw the President of the United States at you?

 
2012-09-02 08:32:51 AM
any story with female named Dottie is sure to be about white trash.
 
2012-09-02 08:57:34 AM
It's a good thing no one told him about the dirty spoon.
 
2012-09-02 09:01:45 AM

AbbeySomeone: buttery_shame_cave: ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.

learn to roast it the non-lazy way, cupcake. it's NOT HARD. hell, I follow tony bourdain's wisdom: if you can't roast a chicken, take off the apron and never set foot in the kitchen to cook again. his discussed techniques do NOT involve some silly little twirly contraption on your countertop.

I'll agree with this. A chicken is one of these easiest things to prepare and the leftover carcass, fat and skin go into a pot to make stock. Simple really.


I'm... I'm... so inadequate...
 
2012-09-02 09:02:30 AM
She burns her biscuits and her gravy is strange,
Can't fry a chicken in a microwave range.
 
2012-09-02 09:11:01 AM
"I'm Tired Of Eating Sloppy, Slimy Eggs".
 
2012-09-02 09:18:36 AM
"...have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate..."

/oblig
 
2012-09-02 09:34:20 AM
"She picked up a chair and threw it at him and that's what made him mad because she hit him," Carolyn says.

Well no shiat Sherlock. Seriously though, why is he the only one that went to jail? Why did we go through half the article full of "but that wasn't what set him off, the family could tell something else was bothering him" when this biatch out of nowhere PICKS UP A CHAIR AND THROWS IT AT THE MAN!!!!!

Wait wait, let me guess, saying the chicken was dry was verbal assault and she was totally justified in defending herself with a got dang chair?
 
2012-09-02 09:38:19 AM

No_Sir: "...have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate..."

/oblig


No you didn't......
Wait. No you di'aant !!!
 
2012-09-02 09:38:46 AM
GO PA! GO PA! GO PA! GO PA! GO PA! GO PA! GO PA! GO PA!
 
2012-09-02 09:42:18 AM

ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.


On a somewhat related matter, has anyone been to a Boston Market lately?

I went to one yesterday (been a long time) and they carried my food to my table, then bussed it when I was done. Is that some new thing or was the guy just hitting on me?
 
2012-09-02 09:49:49 AM

Mentalenemasquad: No_Sir: "...have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate..."

/oblig

No you didn't......
Wait. No you di'aant !!!


Oh snap, I just got that.

Be bop a re bop and scooby do
 
2012-09-02 10:33:16 AM

ActaNonVerba: Anti-male double standard. According to the article, the daughter in law was the one who initiated violence yet the guy was the only one arrested. It does say the daughter in law was arrested but that it was not related to this incident (outstanding warrant for something I assume). Female supremacist culture guarded by brainwashed men with inferiority complexes.


You actually typed all that. And then, having had a moment to reflect and think about how low your life had sunk, hit 'add comment' anyway.
 
2012-09-02 10:33:25 AM
Lucky he didn't tell them about the dirty knife!
 
2012-09-02 10:50:48 AM
Correction, I should have said:

Lucky he didn't say anything about he dirty knife.

IMDB lists it as "tell them," but I just watched the Monty Python sketch on YouTube, and it's "say anything." Get your quotes right, IMDB!
 
2012-09-02 10:51:42 AM
the

/damn phone
 
2012-09-02 10:53:03 AM

Daemonik: Wait wait, let me guess, saying the chicken was dry was verbal assault and she was totally justified in defending herself with a got dang chair?


Pretty much, yes.

/also, in many places men aren't allowed to hit women, even women who are stabbing them to death
//better to be judged by twelve than carried by six, I say
 
2012-09-02 11:34:05 AM
Anyone else confused about the names? His last name is Rhome and his girlfriend's last name is Jaggi,
and his son's and daughter-in-law's last name is also Jaggi?? WTF
 
2012-09-02 12:04:17 PM
If only she would have served Stove Top stuffing instead of potatoes.
 
2012-09-02 12:24:04 PM

superdude72: I understand. I love my mom, but she can't cook chicken for shiat. After a while, it gets frustrating. I know she uses the Internet and could google a technique for cooking chicken so it doesn't turn out dry, but she just doesn't care.

She still insists on buying boneless skinless chicken breasts, like it's 1987 and we're all on the low-fat diets that were trendy back then. Then she uses barely any butter or oil to cook them (low fat!) and overcooks them, because if chicken breast isn't cooked to at least 190 degrees F you're sure to get salmonella. I mean that's just basic 1955 home economics, everyone knows that. The least she could do is brine them, but... brining? What's that?

Oh and forget about frying anything. Frying uses fat. Therefore, eating fried food is directly responsible for all obesity. QED. Now have a potato and a plate full of pasta. It's low fat, so it will not make you fat, see?

You can see how bonkers this makes me.


I must be married to your mom.
 
2012-09-02 02:01:03 PM
FTA: Unfortunately Fortunately, no one was hurt.

Fixed.
 
2012-09-02 03:05:50 PM

ShannonKW: AbbeySomeone: buttery_shame_cave: ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.

learn to roast it the non-lazy way, cupcake. it's NOT HARD. hell, I follow tony bourdain's wisdom: if you can't roast a chicken, take off the apron and never set foot in the kitchen to cook again. his discussed techniques do NOT involve some silly little twirly contraption on your countertop.

I'll agree with this. A chicken is one of these easiest things to prepare and the leftover carcass, fat and skin go into a pot to make stock. Simple really.

I'm... I'm... so inadequate...


not inadequate: under-trained, ill-educated, and in need of a broadening of your culinary world.

go to the library and borrow 'the joy of cooking', 'the les halles cookbook' and 'think like a chef' on the way home, buy a new copy of the fanny farmer cookbook.

get home, read 'think like a chef'. grab some wine and try cooking something out of it if you're feeling eager. experiment a little and don't sweat not having all the ingredients. improvise reasonably.

crack open les halles. try something fun out of it.

try 'joy of cooking' after finding five or six recipes you think look fun.

eventually you may have to return the books. or you may decide to keep them. either/or. if you ditch them, remember what you learned. the fanny farmer book is a rather extensive collection of a LOT of traditional american cooking with some other stuff thrown in. there's also fun sections on parting chicken and such like that.

remember to have fun with it, and don't sweat screwing up. many times, what is screwed up to the chef would be perfectly delicious to those who don't know what happened(save things like burnt food, over-salting, etc.). and, sometimes, when you flub it, you discover something fun.


/there's a LOT to be said for french technique if not for the recipes.
 
2012-09-02 04:13:35 PM

ShannonKW: Pista: You don't bake OR fry chicken!

Any fool knows chicken should be roasted.

Buy me a rotisserie, moneybags.


I thought you could only win those on shiatty TV quiz shows.
 
2012-09-02 04:14:20 PM

Nickster79: ...and in other news, it was a white guy.


Considering that it was in Southwest PA next to the West Virginia border, I can't imagine what other race it could possibly be.

Now if this happened in Wilkinsburg, Aliquippa, or Jeanette...different story.
 
2012-09-02 08:51:54 PM
Three words: beer can chicken. Best way to prepare it ever, and if you like cooking rituals and easy prep that results in an outstanding dish, there's really no better way.
 
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