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(National Enquirer)   Filming of Liberace movie has had numerous delays because someone keeps stealing the props. Michael Douglas and Matt Damon accuse each other. Fark: Said props are sex toys   (nationalenquirer.com) divider line 49
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2012-09-02 10:01:40 AM  
It was his brother, George.
 
2012-09-02 10:44:07 AM  
MATT DAMON
 
2012-09-02 11:11:05 AM  
Check their luggage.
 
2012-09-02 11:36:31 AM  
I guess I'm surprised "gayer than Liberace's dildo" isn't in common usage. Seems obvious, now.
People still know who Liberace was, right? 

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-09-02 12:38:37 PM  
Why did no one ever wonder why the top of Liberace's candelabra was stained brown?
 
2012-09-02 12:50:37 PM  
"Putts from the rough."
 
2012-09-02 01:09:27 PM  
I loathe all the haters out there that demonize the guy while neglecting his musical contributions. Okay, yeah - some thing he was teh ghey (meanwhile he was seen with MANY hollywood hotties in the day) - I mean they guy's no more homothexshull than Rock Hudson or Elton John,...

/lighten up people
 
2012-09-02 01:09:50 PM  
i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-02 01:10:00 PM  
Eventually he got tired of the same old thing, wick in, and wick out.
 
2012-09-02 01:12:19 PM  
This man

25.media.tumblr.com

never admitted to being gay and won a lawsuit when a British newspaper implied he was.

I kinda gotta respect the "Look at how FABULOUS I am but what I do with my dick is none of you fncking business!" attitude.
 
2012-09-02 01:14:48 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: This man

[25.media.tumblr.com image 350x500]

never admitted to being gay and won a lawsuit when a British newspaper implied he was.

I kinda gotta respect the "Look at how FABULOUS I am but what I do with my dick is none of you fncking business!" attitude.


rashmanly.files.wordpress.com

/Haters gonna hate.
 
2012-09-02 01:22:47 PM  
You think you know what the ghey is?
www.bobsliberace.com
I AM the ghey.
 
2012-09-02 01:34:05 PM  
Does Sarah Silverman know that Michael Douglas is farking Matt Damon?
 
2012-09-02 01:42:58 PM  
Hell of a pianist,But he sucked on the organ.


/nttaw...
 
2012-09-02 01:51:19 PM  

Godscrack: Check their luggage.


Be sure to use the indefinite article, in case... you know.
 
2012-09-02 02:14:14 PM  

Sgt Oddball: Godscrack: Check their luggage.
Be sure to use the indefinite article, in case... you know.


It's never "your dildo"; it's always "a dildo".
 
2012-09-02 02:23:16 PM  

GungFu: You think you know what the ghey is?
[www.bobsliberace.com image 216x317]
I AM the ghey.


www.phawker.com
 
2012-09-02 02:41:49 PM  

2wolves: "Putts from the rough."


Got it in one.
 
2012-09-02 02:48:02 PM  
Aunt Harriet will put a stop to this foul thievery.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-02 02:56:30 PM  
I heard a rumor on the internets once that Liberace was gay. How silly. He was just flamboyant.
 
2012-09-02 02:59:08 PM  

GungFu: You think you know what the ghey is?

I AM the ghey.


Say my name.
SAY IT!

"Heisenbutt".
 
2012-09-02 03:21:04 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I guess I'm surprised "gayer than Liberace's dildo" isn't in common usage. Seems obvious, now.
People still know who Liberace was, right? 

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x443]


How can an inanimate object be "Gay"?
 
2012-09-02 03:43:32 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: People still know who Liberace was, right?


Nah, if I told my kids, I'd have to explain it. Sorry.
Just like I had to for Beanie and Cecil.
 
2012-09-02 03:49:27 PM  
Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?
 
2012-09-02 03:53:46 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?


They were replaced by the all-wise gay best friend.
 
2012-09-02 03:58:47 PM  
The comments in TFA are awesome.
 
2012-09-02 03:59:50 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: The comments in TFA are awesome.


wrong thread
 
2012-09-02 04:05:16 PM  

Mikey1969: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I guess I'm surprised "gayer than Liberace's dildo" isn't in common usage. Seems obvious, now.
People still know who Liberace was, right? 

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x443]

How can an inanimate object be "Gay"?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWjjViJzfCU
 
2012-09-02 04:14:41 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?


I think Jack from Will & Grace was (blessedly) the last of the line. On some level, what you're asking is like: why aren't there anymore black-face mistrals anymore?
 
2012-09-02 04:25:09 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?

I think Jack from Will & Grace was (blessedly) the last of the line. On some level, what you're asking is like: why aren't there anymore black-face mistrals anymore?


Jack was a character, but Hayes doesn't stay in character, doing fabulous gaiety on talk shows and in other roles. The performers whose names I rattled off above, though, that was their full-time schtick. OK, there's David Hyde Pierce, but he is a very toned down version. I suppose the closest anyone now comes to that is Nathan Lane.
 
2012-09-02 04:27:12 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?


img2.bdbphotos.com
images.hollywood.com
www1.pictures.stylebistro.com

No, there are no more professional sissies anymore...none at all.
 
2012-09-02 04:30:24 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: I suppose the closest anyone now comes to that is Nathan Lane.


It depends on what you mena by "full-time schtick"; I've seen lane interviewed where he's not playing that annoying "Nathan Lane" character and he's a serious and thoughtful guy.

Richard Simmons is the only person still around who honestly actually seems to be that way; I've never seem him out-of-character.

Check out Charles Nelson Riley's "The Life of Riley" and you get a sense of the separation between his on-stage persona and the actual person.
 
2012-09-02 04:54:45 PM  
he was hilarious on The Smothers Brothers Show
 
2012-09-02 05:09:43 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: People still know who Liberace was, right?

Nah, if I told my kids, I'd have to explain it. Sorry.
Just like I had to for Beanie and Cecil.


I'd have told them that Beanie and Cecil are in (their very own) Bob Clampett cartooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooonnnnnnnnn!

/nyah-ah-ah
 
2012-09-02 05:10:36 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Hell of a pianist,But he sucked on the organ.


/nttaw...


Here's hoping you die strangled by a feather boa.
 
2012-09-02 05:53:42 PM  

offmymeds:


Damn, I really was taking a piss when I read that. Now I have some mopping to do.
 
2012-09-02 05:54:16 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: On some level, what you're asking is like: why aren't there anymore black-face mistrals anymore?


Are you saying there aren't flamboyant gay people around anymore and it's just a stereotype?
 
2012-09-02 06:41:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: W.C.fields forever: Hell of a pianist,But he sucked on the organ.


/nttaw...

Here's hoping you die strangled by a feather boa.


I'd like to see Paris before I die,Philadelphia will do.
 
2012-09-02 06:58:42 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Hell of a pianist,But he sucked on the organ.


/nttaw...


*chortle*
 
2012-09-02 07:02:28 PM  

Mugato: Dwight_Yeast: On some level, what you're asking is like: why aren't there anymore black-face mistrals anymore?

Are you saying there aren't flamboyant gay people around anymore and it's just a stereotype?


I'm saying there's no need for gay men to either fit that stereotype or hide in the closet any more.

Someone like Tim Gunn is very obviously gay without being arch or campy.

Also: the early 20th century gay culture of drag and mob-rub gay bars which resulted in camp culture is long gone. Gay men now come of age in whatever world they chose.
 
2012-09-02 07:14:43 PM  
Make that "without being flamboyant or campy"; Gunn is definitely arch.
 
2012-09-02 08:22:04 PM  

Balchinian: HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?

[img2.bdbphotos.com image 293x424]
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[www1.pictures.stylebistro.com image 424x594]

No, there are no more professional sissies anymore...none at all.


Here's another one:

cdn.ihatethemedia.com
 
2012-09-02 09:35:08 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?


I watch a lot of British television on youtube and netflix. Apparently the "professional sissy" is still pretty big over there. It's a thought that struck me when I was first started watching a lot of "panel shows".

I wouldn't call Stephen Fry a professional sissy. That's just farking retarded.
 
2012-09-02 09:56:58 PM  

sorebones: HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?
I watch a lot of British television on youtube and netflix. Apparently the "professional sissy" is still pretty big over there. It's a thought that struck me when I was first started watching a lot of "panel shows".
I wouldn't call Stephen Fry a professional sissy. That's just farking retarded.


Nor would I call him that. Balchinian did.

I do see your point about camp continuing in Britain such as with Graham Norton and Michael Parkinson.
 
2012-09-02 09:59:59 PM  

sorebones: HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?

I watch a lot of British television on youtube and netflix. Apparently the "professional sissy" is still pretty big over there. It's a thought that struck me when I was first started watching a lot of "panel shows".

I wouldn't call Stephen Fry a professional sissy. That's just farking retarded.


Stephen Fry is a professional "I can drink all the beer and eat all the food and make witty comments and thrash the daylights out of everyone all at the same time" fellow. He's one sturdy bloke.
 
2012-09-03 02:04:45 AM  
Whodunnit? Just check to see which one's walking around town with a big satisfied grin on their face; Catherine Zeta-Jones or Ben Affleck.
 
2012-09-03 02:56:28 AM  
I bet he was a power bottom. A bossy bottom.
 
2012-09-03 03:30:55 AM  

Dialectic: A bossy bottom.


Like there's any other kind...
 
2012-09-03 04:55:07 AM  

HopScotchNSoda: Dwight_Yeast: HopScotchNSoda: Is it because of, or in spite of, the fact that having the ghey is now socially acceptable, that we don't have this sort of "professional sissy" anymore? Where are the Liberaces, the Charles Nelson Rileys, the Paul Lynds, the Waylon Flowers & Madames, the Rip Taylors, and the 1970s-era Elton Johns we had back then?

I think Jack from Will & Grace was (blessedly) the last of the line. On some level, what you're asking is like: why aren't there anymore black-face mistrals anymore?

Jack was a character, but Hayes doesn't stay in character, doing fabulous gaiety on talk shows and in other roles. The performers whose names I rattled off above, though, that was their full-time schtick. OK, there's David Hyde Pierce, but he is a very toned down version. I suppose the closest anyone now comes to that is Nathan Lane.



nother one was Rip Taylor. Off the set, he turned into a mean drunk.
onset, he vomited rainbows, I know. but offset, another thing entirely.
 
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