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(KSL Salt Lake City)   Cop pulls over guy for DUI, calls for backup. Second cop arrives and gets to make his own DUI arrest when another drunk plows into patrol cars   (ksl.com) divider line 18
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2012-09-02 09:27:04 AM  
www.ksl.com 

Then I came and started farting.
 
2012-09-02 09:38:25 AM  
If you have to let one rip when being pulled over, roll up the windows. Then let it go.
When the cops approaches, you just know he's going to take a deep whiff as soon as you unroll the window.
 
2012-09-02 10:58:11 AM  
This accident is solid proof that Utah needs TOUGHER liquor laws.
 
2012-09-02 11:09:45 AM  
"Police say to use some common sense"

Yeah, like parking your patrol car in a way that could cause another accident.

Dumb farks.
 
2012-09-02 11:13:09 AM  

vudukungfu: If you have to let one rip when being pulled over, roll up the windows. Then let it go.
When the cops approaches, you just know he's going to take a deep whiff as soon as you unroll the window.


If you really want to get him, just shiat yourself, the smell will go along with you to the police car.
 
2012-09-02 11:16:13 AM  
Uhh, has anyone seen SpinStopper lately?
 
2012-09-02 11:18:37 AM  

Ed Finnerty: [www.ksl.com image 100x100] 

Then I came and started farting.


His cheeks aren't flapping enough.
 
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2012-09-02 11:23:40 AM  

twoody: This accident is solid proof that Utah needs TOUGHER liquor laws.


80 proof?
 
2012-09-02 11:23:57 AM  
Lots of cops get killed this way. No joke.
 
2012-09-02 11:46:15 AM  
Lots of cops get killed this way. No joke.

came to say this. This is more common than people realize. Especially at 2:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning. Think of who is likely to be driving at that time.
 
2012-09-02 12:30:32 PM  

riverwalk barfly: Think of who is likely to be driving at that time


Taxi. Tow trucks. People going to work. People getting off work.

Not everyone is so privileged to have the day shift.
 
2012-09-02 12:31:04 PM  
Well I was gonna say "this is more common than you'd think (cue youtube video of state trooper asking a woman to not stand between front of his vehicle/back of hers because a car could hit his vehicle and squish her. She moves saving her life and then this immdiately happens "see just like that") but I see Ive been beaten to the punch. It is caused by "eye targetting" or slowly unconsciously turning torwards what an even sober driver is looking at ie flashing lights on the side of the road.

/just finished hardest basic police academy academy in my state. Not sworn in...yet
 
2012-09-02 12:35:08 PM  
Who's the subtard linking to KSL? It's masturbatory fishwrap. 

/and their comment sections make Freeper threads look like Mensa meetings.
 
2012-09-02 12:43:36 PM  
Taxi. Tow trucks. People going to work. People getting off work.

Not everyone is so privileged to have the day shift.

Apologies. I knew that would come back to me. But you have to admit that if you are on the night shift driving at 2:00 am. on a Saturday morning, you have to be acutely aware of the Drunk drivers. And, Yes I used to work the night shift, thanks for reminding me. Did not mean to disrespect those that are just doing their jobs.
 
2012-09-02 02:48:30 PM  

Godscrack: "Police say to use some common sense"

Yeah, like parking your patrol car in a way that could cause another accident.

Dumb farks.


They do that "always prepared" angle park so they can make a fast getaway (from you? Go ahead and think so...)
 
2012-09-02 02:54:33 PM  
Many many years ago a classmate had just gotten her license and snuck into Oktoberfest the next town over with some friends. They got wasted drunk, staggered to the car and she stomped on the gas. Unfortunately, she had the car in reverse and ended up reverse t-boning a patrol car with the lights off and two police officers inside. They were not terribly amused.

Funnily enough she called her parents to bail her out then realized what she'd done and begged and pleaded with the cops to not let her parents bail her.
 
2012-09-02 02:55:57 PM  
Is it a sign that I've been reading fark too long that by two-thirds of the way through the head-line, I was thinking it was going to be the first cop that the second one arrested for DUI?
 
2012-09-02 04:05:20 PM  

Prof. Frink: Is it a sign that I've been reading fark too long that by two-thirds of the way through the head-line, I was thinking it was going to be the first cop that the second one arrested for DUI?


"Prof.", I must have taken your class! "Great minds", yadda,yadda
 
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