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2012-09-02 02:38:06 AM
3 votes:
Who says I'd save my family?
2012-09-01 11:56:10 PM
3 votes:
Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.
2012-09-02 09:29:56 PM
2 votes:
10 women who are currently pregnant with 50/50 split of male/ female offpring one of the woman is a doctor who specializes in female stuff.
2012-09-01 11:50:42 PM
2 votes:
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
2012-09-02 11:53:02 PM
1 votes:
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician, the prostitute, and the other (FOUR) so-called Gods of our legends.

/ Hail, MY version of Atlantis.
2012-09-02 10:50:27 PM
1 votes:
Bunch of hot chicks willing to get down with each other and myself.

Repopulate? Fark no. World's ending, yo. No point. Time for a farking PARTY! Literally!

Then I can die a contented man.
2012-09-02 09:29:14 PM
1 votes:
Lets see...I'm 45...soooooo

Two hot girl celebs who are in their 20's now.
Two girls who are likely to be hot and in their 20s in 10 years.
Two girls who are likely to be hot and in their 20s in 20 years.
A brilliant hot female chef.
A brilliant hot female doctor
Susanna Hoffs and Krista Allen
2012-09-02 08:52:19 PM
1 votes:
Ten is a very small gene pool. However, nature has shown us that other species have been able to survive going through similar bottlenecks. As a consequence give me the ten healthiest and fertile 18 year old women that you can find.... make them genetically diverse and with a family history of having twins and we'll start working to repopulate the planet.
2012-09-02 06:00:30 PM
1 votes:
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher
2012-09-02 05:09:55 PM
1 votes:
Monica Belluci
Kelly Brook
Nina Hartley
Katja Kassin
Michelle b. from The Grog downtown
Courtney Stodden (for the lulz)
Olivia Munn
John Huntsman's three daughters.
2012-09-02 05:07:35 PM
1 votes:
1.) Mary Ann
2.) Ginger
3.) The Professor
4.) A medical doctor
5-10) Survivalists or 5-10) Pretty girls who have amnesia and this new world is all they know and remember.
2012-09-02 04:42:58 PM
1 votes:
Doctor
Dentist
Farmer/botanist
Geologist/mineral extraction expert
Two Engineers
Mechanic
Construction specialist
Fisherman
Chemist

Mixed between men/women. Favor high skills, intelligence, and genetic background. The first generation would need to be the product of all the male/female pairing possible. That might provide a large enough population diversity if the differences are maximized from the start. I can do the computer, finance, and leadership tasks. Oh, and lots of red-heads. Just because.
2012-09-02 04:30:59 PM
1 votes:
No one. This ends now.
2012-09-02 04:17:24 PM
1 votes:
1. A good doctor
2. A good farmer
3. A good mechanic
4. A good builder
5. A good scientist
6. Emma Stone
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Natalie Portman
9. Diora Baird
10. Kat Dennings
2012-09-02 03:38:08 PM
1 votes:
1) a guy who knows how to grow great weed and brew great beer
2) Jim Jeffries
3-7) Any 5 ladies from the current Victoria's Secret catalog (extra points given for cooking and cleaning ability)
8) Studman69, to critique said ladies
9) my best friend
10) Kenny G, to play sweet music for love making, to play golf with, then kill and eat
2012-09-02 01:13:13 PM
1 votes:
A doctor
A Bear Grylls type (sorry if I spelled his name wrong)
Adam or Jaime from Mythbusters
Lake Bell
Melissa Rauch
Alison Hannigan
Kristin Ritter
Jennifer Lawrence
Amy Sederis
Taylor Swift
2012-09-02 12:40:34 PM
1 votes:
The MythBusters. All five.
Four additional attractive women.
Done
2012-09-02 12:33:20 PM
1 votes:
Jenna Von Oy for the ass, Bambi4u for the ass, Tina Charest for the ass, Ahmo Hight for the ass, and 6 nurses to keep me going.
2012-09-02 12:16:56 PM
1 votes:
www1.pictures.stylebistro.com
2012-09-02 11:32:20 AM
1 votes:
Jim Beam's Master Distiller
Doug Stanhope
A Waffle House cook
Roger Penrose
Jack White
5 big titted redheads
2012-09-02 11:26:39 AM
1 votes:
In no particular order:

A really hot female example of:

1) A doctor
2) A dentist
3) A vet
4) A plumber
5) A farmer
6) A mechanic

Also:

7 & 8) A pair of hot large breasted asian women
9) My exgf Natalie (death by apocalypse is too good for that woman)
10) Derek the guy who grows my weed
2012-09-02 10:58:23 AM
1 votes:
let's see...

1) A hooker with a heart of gold
2) Honey Boo Boo
3) Downtown Julie Brown
4) An Asian Elvis impersonator
5) That chick with the boobs that used to disrupt sporting events
6) Levar Burton
7) Area Man
8 & 9) Those guys from Insane Clown Posse
10) An outspoken scientist
2012-09-02 10:42:23 AM
1 votes:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Karl Pilkington, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a hairy Chinese kid, Dr. Phil, that butch chick who won gold at shot put, Barbara Bush, Morrissey, Rick Santorum, Frank Stallone, and
justin Bieber.


+1. Trolling the human race.
2012-09-02 10:38:42 AM
1 votes:
10 hot foreign women, none of whom speak English or each other's languages. I like linguistics and it would be interesting to watch them create a common tongue in which to plot to kill me.
2012-09-02 01:13:30 AM
1 votes:
Nah. Humanity really doesn't deserve to survive.
wee [TotalFark]
2012-09-02 12:36:01 AM
1 votes:
Nobody.
2012-09-02 12:02:35 AM
1 votes:
For sure a doctor who could reverse my vasectomy; and nine other chicks.
2012-09-01 11:48:03 PM
1 votes:
How much time do I have? Am I grabbing 10 people so that we can rebuild? Or just 10 random people I give a shiat about that I'm not related to?

/and do I get a bonus 11th, because if the world was ending, my dad with his Parkinson's would be happy to go
 
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