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2012-09-02 01:13:13 PM
A doctor
A Bear Grylls type (sorry if I spelled his name wrong)
Adam or Jaime from Mythbusters
Lake Bell
Melissa Rauch
Alison Hannigan
Kristin Ritter
Jennifer Lawrence
Amy Sederis
Taylor Swift
 
2012-09-02 01:18:32 PM

titwrench: Adam or Jaime from Mythbusters


One or the other but not both. Good thinking.
 
2012-09-02 01:24:15 PM
Repeat. Bad subby.
 
2012-09-02 02:26:47 PM
The farmer,the butcher, the baker, candlestick maker any ten hot women that have a trade.
 
2012-09-02 02:35:09 PM

rooftop235: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 208x208]
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Is that Liv Borree? If so, can i tag along?
 
2012-09-02 02:59:23 PM

ADHD Librarian: Principal Clarinet: flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Underground, of course.

You should see it down there - hundreds of miles of drains - sweet and clean now after the rain, dark, quiet, safe. We can build houses and everything, start again from scratch.

And what's so bad about living underground eh? It's not been so great living up here, if you want my opinion.

We'll build shops and hospitals and barracks right under their noses - right under their feet! Everything we need - banks, prisons and schools... We'll send scouting parties to collect books and stuff, and men like you'll teach the kids. Not poems and rubbish - science, so we can get everything working. We'll build villages and towns and... and... we'll play each other at cricket!


In a BRAND, NEW, WORLD, with just a handful of MEN, we could start over AGAIN!

/Great prog rock album
 
2012-09-02 03:03:20 PM

wee: Nobody.


This.

Outside my immediate family? Nobody, every other person deserves to die.

OK, I guess if I take the sister I have to take her girlfriend and their kids and I guueeeessss I will save my GF so that's 8 total.
 
2012-09-02 03:05:49 PM
can i replace some people inmy family with people id rather save? cause man my family is kerazy
 
2012-09-02 03:38:08 PM
1) a guy who knows how to grow great weed and brew great beer
2) Jim Jeffries
3-7) Any 5 ladies from the current Victoria's Secret catalog (extra points given for cooking and cleaning ability)
8) Studman69, to critique said ladies
9) my best friend
10) Kenny G, to play sweet music for love making, to play golf with, then kill and eat
 
2012-09-02 03:58:52 PM
Aha! You made the mistake of thinking I know ten people outside of my family.

Joke's on you.
 
2012-09-02 03:59:35 PM
10? i have to choose 10? By 7 onward, it'll really be scraping the bottom of the barrell.
 
2012-09-02 04:08:51 PM

thisiszombocom: can i replace some people inmy family with people id rather save? cause man my family is kerazy

 
2012-09-02 04:09:44 PM
My dance troupe. Between all of us, we have the various experience brains (and genders) to rebuild society, yip.

/bellydancers with guns
 
2012-09-02 04:15:35 PM
A combat medic from Delta or Seal Team VI, plus every woman I've ever dated. The other 6 positions would be filled by strippers working their way through med school, and some hot female Marines.
 
2012-09-02 04:17:24 PM
1. A good doctor
2. A good farmer
3. A good mechanic
4. A good builder
5. A good scientist
6. Emma Stone
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Natalie Portman
9. Diora Baird
10. Kat Dennings
 
2012-09-02 04:30:59 PM
No one. This ends now.
 
2012-09-02 04:42:58 PM
Doctor
Dentist
Farmer/botanist
Geologist/mineral extraction expert
Two Engineers
Mechanic
Construction specialist
Fisherman
Chemist

Mixed between men/women. Favor high skills, intelligence, and genetic background. The first generation would need to be the product of all the male/female pairing possible. That might provide a large enough population diversity if the differences are maximized from the start. I can do the computer, finance, and leadership tasks. Oh, and lots of red-heads. Just because.
 
2012-09-02 04:52:34 PM
In order to properly answer this question I want to know some things first.

1. Does the lack of saving your family mean that you have already saved your family and that you can only save 10 more or you can't save your family at all just 10 people not related to you of your choosing?

2. What do you consider family? I would count my family as 3rd cousins, their parents and grandparents up until we have the same ancestor however this would mean that we would have some 200 people already (counting in laws) as I come from a very big family.

3. Where are we living, is it some alien planet that is habitable by humans but we don't know what the wildlife is or what berries you can eat, or is it earth or some kind of paradise space ship?

4. When I am choosing people does it have to be people who I know of or do I get access to some sort of mega computer that has a record of every living person on earth so I can search for people that I want and not just pick famous people.

Assuming that the answers for these questions are 1. Can't save any family, 2. No family close enough that you can legally marry them in respectable states (so no 3rd cousins), 3. Paradise space ship, and 4. Super computer

I would then have to pick 10 women who share many of my personal interest yet also have different highly advanced skills in differing complicated fields so that humans history and learning can be preserved and that future generations can be successfully guided and educated. Also to be fair to humanity these women will be from several different ethnic races.
 
2012-09-02 04:52:50 PM
hmm... with my family in charge.. the human race woud definitly still survive.. that said

a doctor, and nine biochemists/chemists/geologists to verify a place isstill safe to live. my family will take care of the rest very well afterwords
 
2012-09-02 04:54:47 PM

madgonad: Doctor
Dentist
Farmer/botanist
Geologist/mineral extraction expert
Two Engineers
Mechanic
Construction specialist
Fisherman
Chemist

Mixed between men/women. Favor high skills, intelligence, and genetic background. The first generation would need to be the product of all the male/female pairing possible. That might provide a large enough population diversity if the differences are maximized from the start. I can do the computer, finance, and leadership tasks. Oh, and lots of red-heads. Just because.


ts4.mm.bing.net

Disapproves.
 
2012-09-02 05:02:10 PM
I see some farkers are trying to take a logical approach to survival and attempting to rebuild a colony. But we all know this is really all about who you would bang in the end times.
 
2012-09-02 05:07:35 PM
1.) Mary Ann
2.) Ginger
3.) The Professor
4.) A medical doctor
5-10) Survivalists or 5-10) Pretty girls who have amnesia and this new world is all they know and remember.
 
2012-09-02 05:09:55 PM
Monica Belluci
Kelly Brook
Nina Hartley
Katja Kassin
Michelle b. from The Grog downtown
Courtney Stodden (for the lulz)
Olivia Munn
John Huntsman's three daughters.
 
2012-09-02 05:48:24 PM
I have a few guy friends I would save, and then I would allow each of them to choose a hottie or two (I would retain veto power) and then a few of my choice. One of my friends is a good cook, the other lived on a farm, my father is an avid hunter, and I spent a year living in a state forest, I'm pretty confident about our chances.
 
2012-09-02 06:00:30 PM
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher
 
2012-09-02 06:39:52 PM

SevenizGud: 1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher


That's a curious ratio of men to women.
 
2012-09-02 06:48:03 PM

Ed Finnerty: That's a curious ratio of men to women.


Not if you're a gay conservative.
 
2012-09-02 06:57:29 PM

SevenizGud: 1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher


Why would you do that to Bill Maher?
 
2012-09-02 08:52:19 PM
Ten is a very small gene pool. However, nature has shown us that other species have been able to survive going through similar bottlenecks. As a consequence give me the ten healthiest and fertile 18 year old women that you can find.... make them genetically diverse and with a family history of having twins and we'll start working to repopulate the planet.
 
2012-09-02 08:58:45 PM
No one on Fark.
 
2012-09-02 09:29:14 PM
Lets see...I'm 45...soooooo

Two hot girl celebs who are in their 20's now.
Two girls who are likely to be hot and in their 20s in 10 years.
Two girls who are likely to be hot and in their 20s in 20 years.
A brilliant hot female chef.
A brilliant hot female doctor
Susanna Hoffs and Krista Allen
 
2012-09-02 09:29:56 PM
10 women who are currently pregnant with 50/50 split of male/ female offpring one of the woman is a doctor who specializes in female stuff.
 
2012-09-02 09:53:39 PM
Ted Nugent, because I don't want to become a vegetarian, and with all the politicians dead, he might be tolerable.
 
2012-09-02 10:07:13 PM
The top 10 women who ever turned me down. Seeing as their choices will be narrowed down now.
 
2012-09-02 10:11:29 PM

theflatline: Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Monica Belluci
Giada(someone has to cook)
morena baccarin
Danica Mckellar(someone to talk to)
Paz Vega
Marilia Andrés Casares(to sing to me)
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biatch please. I don't see my name on that list.
 
2012-09-02 10:50:27 PM
Bunch of hot chicks willing to get down with each other and myself.

Repopulate? Fark no. World's ending, yo. No point. Time for a farking PARTY! Literally!

Then I can die a contented man.
 
2012-09-02 11:53:02 PM
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician, the prostitute, and the other (FOUR) so-called Gods of our legends.

/ Hail, MY version of Atlantis.
 
2012-09-03 02:42:16 AM
i49.tinypic.com

Just saying, one kind of answers the other, right?
 
2012-09-03 03:11:29 AM
Can't I just bring Jebus and a lot of acid?

Me on Acid: Jebus let's rethink this whole Apocalypse thing. Why not just make everyone melt into candy?
Jebus:. Whooaaa dude! You're tripping balls...
 
2012-09-03 04:42:53 AM
The world is ending?

Finally, some farking peace and quiet.
 
2012-09-03 04:44:32 AM
Not fair. Most of my friends, heck, all of my friends here in Las Vegas have either up and moved, or upped and died. I'm trying to find some way to move up north to Washington or Oregon so I can make a bunch of new ones. But until then, my choices would be:

1. Lovely and competent female doctor of Hindu descent I know.
2. Blonde and dutiful female doctor of Scandinavian descent I know.
3. Grace, former coworker and chef.
4. Grace's daughter. Little girl looks like an elf.
5. Old friend's Sioux's daughter Chelsea.
6. Grace's husband.
7. Chelsea's significant other.
8. Female wrestler Annie Social
9. Female wrestler Addy Star
10. Actress Lily Cole
11. My late Friend Shane's Daughter Kira.

The reason there are eleven seats is because I'd stay behind. If the world is going to end, I'm going down to where my old girl is buried. If there is going to be a Judgement Day, I want to be there to hold her hand for at least one last time.
 
2012-09-03 08:17:18 AM
How about ten people smart enough to *keep the goddam world from ending*?
 
2012-09-03 08:58:47 AM
I don't mind saving my family, but can they live far far away from me and the ten nubile nymphos?
 
2012-09-03 09:30:24 AM

starsrift: The world is ending?

Finally, some farking peace and quiet.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-03 09:33:02 AM
1. Doctor
2. Chef
3. Mechanic
4. farmer
5. builder
6. hunter/tracker
7. Engineer (probably electrical)
8, 9&10 Navy Seals

Then I'll send 6 & 8-10 to all your places to kill you and take your women and other shiat.
 
2012-09-03 10:05:44 AM
1. a policeman
2. a guy dressed entirely in leather
3. a construction worker
4. an Indian chief
5. a cowboy
6. a soldier

It takes a Village to rebuild the earth.
 
2012-09-03 11:09:40 AM

DaCricket: Who says I'd save my family?


I wouldn't save your family either.

(But seriously, I first misread the title as which 10 people IN my family do I save? And I thought, no way I can up with 10. 5 tops.)
 
2012-09-03 11:11:40 AM

ComicBookGuy: 1. a policeman
2. a guy dressed entirely in leather
3. a construction worker
4. an Indian chief
5. a cowboy
6. a soldier

It takes a Village to rebuild the earth.


I see what you did there. What you did there, I see it.
 
2012-09-03 11:17:21 AM
I'd save Abe Vigoda and the first 9 Farkettes to send me BIE.
/EIP
 
2012-09-04 12:48:11 AM
fin kidding me why do I want 10 people left around to annoy me?
 
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