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2012-09-01 11:44:17 PM  
Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.
 
2012-09-01 11:48:01 PM  

flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.


Underground, of course.
 
2012-09-01 11:48:03 PM  
How much time do I have? Am I grabbing 10 people so that we can rebuild? Or just 10 random people I give a shiat about that I'm not related to?

/and do I get a bonus 11th, because if the world was ending, my dad with his Parkinson's would be happy to go
 
2012-09-01 11:50:32 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Underground, of course.


So I'd better save somebody to knows how to run the tanning beds and grow lights.
 
2012-09-01 11:50:42 PM  
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
 
2012-09-01 11:56:10 PM  
Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.
 
2012-09-02 12:02:35 AM  
For sure a doctor who could reverse my vasectomy; and nine other chicks.
 
2012-09-02 12:18:56 AM  
The US Olympic Women's Soccer team starting lineup...except Christie Rampone.
 
2012-09-02 12:21:43 AM  
My dog......and......um.......

/misanthrope
 
2012-09-02 12:25:03 AM  
Dita Von Teese
Monica Bellucci (tho, maybe she's too old to procreate)
She Who Shall Not Be Named
Ludella Hahn
Aishwarya rai
The hot blonde chick that's a Domo-kun nut at my office
 
wee
2012-09-02 12:36:01 AM  
Nobody.
 
2012-09-02 12:39:07 AM  
You have a Star Trek transporter, and can transport any ten people in the world to your bunker to join your immediate family. Ten days later, the world is safe, and yours. Who do you share it with?

/not subby
 
2012-09-02 01:10:20 AM  
Ten really really fat people.
 
2012-09-02 01:13:30 AM  
Nah. Humanity really doesn't deserve to survive.
 
2012-09-02 02:02:02 AM  

flucto: Principal Clarinet: Underground, of course.

So I'd better save somebody to knows how to run the tanning beds and grow lights.


So, Snookie then?
 
2012-09-02 02:38:06 AM  
Who says I'd save my family?
 
2012-09-02 09:47:08 AM  

DaCricket: Who says I'd save my family?


Hell, the first thing I'd do is go find my MIL so I could shoot her...
 
2012-09-02 10:09:56 AM  
Jessica Alba and our 9 female children.
 
2012-09-02 10:11:43 AM  

Deedeemarz: So, Snookie then?


Yes, that's a fine plan. Save the cast of Jersey Shore and sleep well knowing humanity is safe.
 
2012-09-02 10:14:44 AM  
Karl Pilkington, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a hairy Chinese kid, Dr. Phil, that butch chick who won gold at shot put, Barbara Bush, Morrissey, Rick Santorum, Frank Stallone, and
justin Bieber.
 
2012-09-02 10:18:27 AM  

And 9 more just like her!

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2012-09-02 10:31:32 AM  
I don't think I could come up with ten.

/another misanthrope
 
2012-09-02 10:32:09 AM  

Principal Clarinet: flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Underground, of course.


Vault 101.
 
2012-09-02 10:32:30 AM  
Do I *have* to save my family?
 
2012-09-02 10:34:53 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
coolmaterial.com
 
2012-09-02 10:35:04 AM  

vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.


If you took 10 women from different parts of the world, say from China, Norway, South America, Russia, Morocco, South Africa, Israel, New Zealand, Turkey and Portugal, could you create enough genetic diversity, or would in-breeding occur after a few generations?
 
2012-09-02 10:35:32 AM  
Tony Reali? Really?
 
2012-09-02 10:36:38 AM  
Subby by family do you mean immediate family or does it cover my inlaws and such? Anyways here's my list.

My mom's primary doctor,Dr. Khan a neurologist cause he has an awesome personality to boot,3 of my upstairs neighbors that I'm good friends with,a doctor who works in the ER,for shiats and giggles I'd also choose Mitchio Kaku,Neil Degrasse Tyson,a person who builds those cheap eco friendly houses and Les Stroud.
 
2012-09-02 10:36:53 AM  
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Monica Belluci
Giada(someone has to cook)
morena baccarin
Danica Mckellar(someone to talk to)
Paz Vega
Marilia Andrés Casares(to sing to me)
celebritiesinboots.galeon.com
 
2012-09-02 10:38:42 AM  
10 hot foreign women, none of whom speak English or each other's languages. I like linguistics and it would be interesting to watch them create a common tongue in which to plot to kill me.
 
2012-09-02 10:42:23 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Karl Pilkington, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a hairy Chinese kid, Dr. Phil, that butch chick who won gold at shot put, Barbara Bush, Morrissey, Rick Santorum, Frank Stallone, and
justin Bieber.


+1. Trolling the human race.
 
2012-09-02 10:42:37 AM  

Principal Clarinet: flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Underground, of course.


You should see it down there - hundreds of miles of drains - sweet and clean now after the rain, dark, quiet, safe. We can build houses and everything, start again from scratch.

And what's so bad about living underground eh? It's not been so great living up here, if you want my opinion.

We'll build shops and hospitals and barracks right under their noses - right under their feet! Everything we need - banks, prisons and schools... We'll send scouting parties to collect books and stuff, and men like you'll teach the kids. Not poems and rubbish - science, so we can get everything working. We'll build villages and towns and... and... we'll play each other at cricket!
 
2012-09-02 10:50:51 AM  

farkeruk: vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.

If you took 10 women from different parts of the world, say from China, Norway, South America, Russia, Morocco, South Africa, Israel, New Zealand, Turkey and Portugal, could you create enough genetic diversity, or would in-breeding occur after a few generations?


Wouldn't you need at least another male or two? Every child would be half-siblings. It'd be like Alabama, all over again :'(
 
2012-09-02 10:58:23 AM  
let's see...

1) A hooker with a heart of gold
2) Honey Boo Boo
3) Downtown Julie Brown
4) An Asian Elvis impersonator
5) That chick with the boobs that used to disrupt sporting events
6) Levar Burton
7) Area Man
8 & 9) Those guys from Insane Clown Posse
10) An outspoken scientist
 
2012-09-02 11:01:22 AM  
Les Stroud and 9 women of varying body types and ethnicities.
 
2012-09-02 11:08:26 AM  

Chafed Willi: farkeruk: vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.

If you took 10 women from different parts of the world, say from China, Norway, South America, Russia, Morocco, South Africa, Israel, New Zealand, Turkey and Portugal, could you create enough genetic diversity, or would in-breeding occur after a few generations?

Wouldn't you need at least another male or two? Every child would be half-siblings. It'd be like Alabama, all over again :'(


Isn't it at least somewhat possible to outbreed inbreeding? Just sterilize every retard and kill the infirm. Retards can still work while the infirm will be a drain on the limited post apocalyptic resources (and you don't want their birth defects to screw up the gene pool even further). But yeah, just get 8 women and two other men (one of which is an accountant, the other a geneticist) and you'll be able to go for quite a few generations before inbreeding becomes an issue. It does require that everyone gets everyone else to which they are not related pregnant.

/Geneticist to for the DNA check to see who's kid it is
//Accountant to keep records to prevent genetically related (more than 12.5%) people to breed
 
2012-09-02 11:26:39 AM  
In no particular order:

A really hot female example of:

1) A doctor
2) A dentist
3) A vet
4) A plumber
5) A farmer
6) A mechanic

Also:

7 & 8) A pair of hot large breasted asian women
9) My exgf Natalie (death by apocalypse is too good for that woman)
10) Derek the guy who grows my weed
 
2012-09-02 11:32:20 AM  
Jim Beam's Master Distiller
Doug Stanhope
A Waffle House cook
Roger Penrose
Jack White
5 big titted redheads
 
2012-09-02 11:32:58 AM  
These people:
Link
 
2012-09-02 11:33:53 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: These people:
Link


Ok, maybe not James Wood.
 
2012-09-02 12:04:30 PM  

vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.


If you kept a bunch of human DNA on file and brought in an expert on cloning along with 9 surrogate mothers, you might be able to keep the human race going. If we're not quite there yet technologically, we're at least close. I, however, would take no one, and my family can go to hell too. I'll have time enough at last to read all those books I haven't been able to get to.

/where are my glasses?
 
2012-09-02 12:16:56 PM  
www1.pictures.stylebistro.com
 
2012-09-02 12:30:58 PM  
Huh... Given that the chances of humanity recovering would be near zero, in addition to my family:

Mat
Pip
Liz
Denise
Jim
Tori
Nikki
Rob
Shanon
Rhiannon

Ten friends I could not be without...

But since I did not include myself, just my family and these ten... these would be the only ones that would mourn my passing. Therefore I would give them a chance to live out the rest of their lives in peace at last.
 
2012-09-02 12:33:20 PM  
Jenna Von Oy for the ass, Bambi4u for the ass, Tina Charest for the ass, Ahmo Hight for the ass, and 6 nurses to keep me going.
 
2012-09-02 12:33:26 PM  
Due to a lack of sunlight and possible lack of vitamin D supplements dark complected people may suffer discrimination. You would want people who are well adapted to an underground environment, where hygiene and a balanced diet are rarely practiced. An environment eerily similar to your mothers basement.
 
2012-09-02 12:33:31 PM  
Umm - I'm pretty sure the bible explains how everyone came from Adam and Eve. Clearly, 10 people would be plenty to restart the population.
 
2012-09-02 12:38:46 PM  
My dogs...that's it. Everyone else can burn.
 
2012-09-02 12:40:34 PM  
The MythBusters. All five.
Four additional attractive women.
Done
 
2012-09-02 12:48:31 PM  
10? Family? I got some bad news everybody. If its up to me then nobody is making it through this, nobody.
 
2012-09-02 12:49:24 PM  

tfresh: In no particular order:

A really hot female example of:

1) A doctor
2) A dentist
3) A vet
4) A plumber
5) A farmer
6) A mechanic

Also:

7 & 8) A pair of hot large breasted asian women
9) My exgf Natalie (death by apocalypse is too good for that woman)
10) Derek the guy who grows my weed


Bad Idea, dude. They would all end up farking Derek and your ex would go to great pains to tell you how much better he is than you ever were.
 
2012-09-02 01:13:13 PM  
A doctor
A Bear Grylls type (sorry if I spelled his name wrong)
Adam or Jaime from Mythbusters
Lake Bell
Melissa Rauch
Alison Hannigan
Kristin Ritter
Jennifer Lawrence
Amy Sederis
Taylor Swift
 
2012-09-02 01:18:32 PM  

titwrench: Adam or Jaime from Mythbusters


One or the other but not both. Good thinking.
 
2012-09-02 01:24:15 PM  
Repeat. Bad subby.
 
2012-09-02 02:26:47 PM  
The farmer,the butcher, the baker, candlestick maker any ten hot women that have a trade.
 
2012-09-02 02:35:09 PM  

rooftop235: [encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 208x208]
[coolmaterial.com image 570x425]


Is that Liv Borree? If so, can i tag along?
 
2012-09-02 02:59:23 PM  

ADHD Librarian: Principal Clarinet: flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Underground, of course.

You should see it down there - hundreds of miles of drains - sweet and clean now after the rain, dark, quiet, safe. We can build houses and everything, start again from scratch.

And what's so bad about living underground eh? It's not been so great living up here, if you want my opinion.

We'll build shops and hospitals and barracks right under their noses - right under their feet! Everything we need - banks, prisons and schools... We'll send scouting parties to collect books and stuff, and men like you'll teach the kids. Not poems and rubbish - science, so we can get everything working. We'll build villages and towns and... and... we'll play each other at cricket!


In a BRAND, NEW, WORLD, with just a handful of MEN, we could start over AGAIN!

/Great prog rock album
 
2012-09-02 03:03:20 PM  

wee: Nobody.


This.

Outside my immediate family? Nobody, every other person deserves to die.

OK, I guess if I take the sister I have to take her girlfriend and their kids and I guueeeessss I will save my GF so that's 8 total.
 
2012-09-02 03:05:49 PM  
can i replace some people inmy family with people id rather save? cause man my family is kerazy
 
2012-09-02 03:38:08 PM  
1) a guy who knows how to grow great weed and brew great beer
2) Jim Jeffries
3-7) Any 5 ladies from the current Victoria's Secret catalog (extra points given for cooking and cleaning ability)
8) Studman69, to critique said ladies
9) my best friend
10) Kenny G, to play sweet music for love making, to play golf with, then kill and eat
 
2012-09-02 03:58:52 PM  
Aha! You made the mistake of thinking I know ten people outside of my family.

Joke's on you.
 
2012-09-02 03:59:35 PM  
10? i have to choose 10? By 7 onward, it'll really be scraping the bottom of the barrell.
 
2012-09-02 04:08:51 PM  

thisiszombocom: can i replace some people inmy family with people id rather save? cause man my family is kerazy

 
2012-09-02 04:09:44 PM  
My dance troupe. Between all of us, we have the various experience brains (and genders) to rebuild society, yip.

/bellydancers with guns
 
2012-09-02 04:15:35 PM  
A combat medic from Delta or Seal Team VI, plus every woman I've ever dated. The other 6 positions would be filled by strippers working their way through med school, and some hot female Marines.
 
2012-09-02 04:17:24 PM  
1. A good doctor
2. A good farmer
3. A good mechanic
4. A good builder
5. A good scientist
6. Emma Stone
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Natalie Portman
9. Diora Baird
10. Kat Dennings
 
2012-09-02 04:30:59 PM  
No one. This ends now.
 
2012-09-02 04:42:58 PM  
Doctor
Dentist
Farmer/botanist
Geologist/mineral extraction expert
Two Engineers
Mechanic
Construction specialist
Fisherman
Chemist

Mixed between men/women. Favor high skills, intelligence, and genetic background. The first generation would need to be the product of all the male/female pairing possible. That might provide a large enough population diversity if the differences are maximized from the start. I can do the computer, finance, and leadership tasks. Oh, and lots of red-heads. Just because.
 
2012-09-02 04:52:34 PM  
In order to properly answer this question I want to know some things first.

1. Does the lack of saving your family mean that you have already saved your family and that you can only save 10 more or you can't save your family at all just 10 people not related to you of your choosing?

2. What do you consider family? I would count my family as 3rd cousins, their parents and grandparents up until we have the same ancestor however this would mean that we would have some 200 people already (counting in laws) as I come from a very big family.

3. Where are we living, is it some alien planet that is habitable by humans but we don't know what the wildlife is or what berries you can eat, or is it earth or some kind of paradise space ship?

4. When I am choosing people does it have to be people who I know of or do I get access to some sort of mega computer that has a record of every living person on earth so I can search for people that I want and not just pick famous people.

Assuming that the answers for these questions are 1. Can't save any family, 2. No family close enough that you can legally marry them in respectable states (so no 3rd cousins), 3. Paradise space ship, and 4. Super computer

I would then have to pick 10 women who share many of my personal interest yet also have different highly advanced skills in differing complicated fields so that humans history and learning can be preserved and that future generations can be successfully guided and educated. Also to be fair to humanity these women will be from several different ethnic races.
 
2012-09-02 04:52:50 PM  
hmm... with my family in charge.. the human race woud definitly still survive.. that said

a doctor, and nine biochemists/chemists/geologists to verify a place isstill safe to live. my family will take care of the rest very well afterwords
 
2012-09-02 04:54:47 PM  

madgonad: Doctor
Dentist
Farmer/botanist
Geologist/mineral extraction expert
Two Engineers
Mechanic
Construction specialist
Fisherman
Chemist

Mixed between men/women. Favor high skills, intelligence, and genetic background. The first generation would need to be the product of all the male/female pairing possible. That might provide a large enough population diversity if the differences are maximized from the start. I can do the computer, finance, and leadership tasks. Oh, and lots of red-heads. Just because.


ts4.mm.bing.net

Disapproves.
 
2012-09-02 05:02:10 PM  
I see some farkers are trying to take a logical approach to survival and attempting to rebuild a colony. But we all know this is really all about who you would bang in the end times.
 
2012-09-02 05:07:35 PM  
1.) Mary Ann
2.) Ginger
3.) The Professor
4.) A medical doctor
5-10) Survivalists or 5-10) Pretty girls who have amnesia and this new world is all they know and remember.
 
2012-09-02 05:09:55 PM  
Monica Belluci
Kelly Brook
Nina Hartley
Katja Kassin
Michelle b. from The Grog downtown
Courtney Stodden (for the lulz)
Olivia Munn
John Huntsman's three daughters.
 
2012-09-02 05:48:24 PM  
I have a few guy friends I would save, and then I would allow each of them to choose a hottie or two (I would retain veto power) and then a few of my choice. One of my friends is a good cook, the other lived on a farm, my father is an avid hunter, and I spent a year living in a state forest, I'm pretty confident about our chances.
 
2012-09-02 06:00:30 PM  
1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher
 
2012-09-02 06:39:52 PM  

SevenizGud: 1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher


That's a curious ratio of men to women.
 
2012-09-02 06:48:03 PM  

Ed Finnerty: That's a curious ratio of men to women.


Not if you're a gay conservative.
 
2012-09-02 06:57:29 PM  

SevenizGud: 1. Rush Limbaugh
2. Glen Beck
3. Bill O'Reilly
4. Mitt Romney
5. Sarah Palin
6. Sherrif Arpaio
7. Bobby Jindal
8.Clint Eastwood
9. Ward Churchill
10. Bill Maher


Why would you do that to Bill Maher?
 
2012-09-02 08:52:19 PM  
Ten is a very small gene pool. However, nature has shown us that other species have been able to survive going through similar bottlenecks. As a consequence give me the ten healthiest and fertile 18 year old women that you can find.... make them genetically diverse and with a family history of having twins and we'll start working to repopulate the planet.
 
2012-09-02 08:58:45 PM  
No one on Fark.
 
2012-09-02 09:29:14 PM  
Lets see...I'm 45...soooooo

Two hot girl celebs who are in their 20's now.
Two girls who are likely to be hot and in their 20s in 10 years.
Two girls who are likely to be hot and in their 20s in 20 years.
A brilliant hot female chef.
A brilliant hot female doctor
Susanna Hoffs and Krista Allen
 
2012-09-02 09:29:56 PM  
10 women who are currently pregnant with 50/50 split of male/ female offpring one of the woman is a doctor who specializes in female stuff.
 
2012-09-02 09:53:39 PM  
Ted Nugent, because I don't want to become a vegetarian, and with all the politicians dead, he might be tolerable.
 
2012-09-02 10:07:13 PM  
The top 10 women who ever turned me down. Seeing as their choices will be narrowed down now.
 
2012-09-02 10:11:29 PM  

theflatline: Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Monica Belluci
Giada(someone has to cook)
morena baccarin
Danica Mckellar(someone to talk to)
Paz Vega
Marilia Andrés Casares(to sing to me)
[celebritiesinboots.galeon.com image 400x549]


biatch please. I don't see my name on that list.
 
2012-09-02 10:50:27 PM  
Bunch of hot chicks willing to get down with each other and myself.

Repopulate? Fark no. World's ending, yo. No point. Time for a farking PARTY! Literally!

Then I can die a contented man.
 
2012-09-02 11:53:02 PM  
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician, the prostitute, and the other (FOUR) so-called Gods of our legends.

/ Hail, MY version of Atlantis.
 
2012-09-03 02:42:16 AM  
i49.tinypic.com

Just saying, one kind of answers the other, right?
 
2012-09-03 03:11:29 AM  
Can't I just bring Jebus and a lot of acid?

Me on Acid: Jebus let's rethink this whole Apocalypse thing. Why not just make everyone melt into candy?
Jebus:. Whooaaa dude! You're tripping balls...
 
2012-09-03 04:42:53 AM  
The world is ending?

Finally, some farking peace and quiet.
 
2012-09-03 04:44:32 AM  
Not fair. Most of my friends, heck, all of my friends here in Las Vegas have either up and moved, or upped and died. I'm trying to find some way to move up north to Washington or Oregon so I can make a bunch of new ones. But until then, my choices would be:

1. Lovely and competent female doctor of Hindu descent I know.
2. Blonde and dutiful female doctor of Scandinavian descent I know.
3. Grace, former coworker and chef.
4. Grace's daughter. Little girl looks like an elf.
5. Old friend's Sioux's daughter Chelsea.
6. Grace's husband.
7. Chelsea's significant other.
8. Female wrestler Annie Social
9. Female wrestler Addy Star
10. Actress Lily Cole
11. My late Friend Shane's Daughter Kira.

The reason there are eleven seats is because I'd stay behind. If the world is going to end, I'm going down to where my old girl is buried. If there is going to be a Judgement Day, I want to be there to hold her hand for at least one last time.
 
2012-09-03 08:17:18 AM  
How about ten people smart enough to *keep the goddam world from ending*?
 
2012-09-03 08:58:47 AM  
I don't mind saving my family, but can they live far far away from me and the ten nubile nymphos?
 
2012-09-03 09:30:24 AM  

starsrift: The world is ending?

Finally, some farking peace and quiet.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-03 09:33:02 AM  
1. Doctor
2. Chef
3. Mechanic
4. farmer
5. builder
6. hunter/tracker
7. Engineer (probably electrical)
8, 9&10 Navy Seals

Then I'll send 6 & 8-10 to all your places to kill you and take your women and other shiat.
 
2012-09-03 10:05:44 AM  
1. a policeman
2. a guy dressed entirely in leather
3. a construction worker
4. an Indian chief
5. a cowboy
6. a soldier

It takes a Village to rebuild the earth.
 
2012-09-03 11:09:40 AM  

DaCricket: Who says I'd save my family?


I wouldn't save your family either.

(But seriously, I first misread the title as which 10 people IN my family do I save? And I thought, no way I can up with 10. 5 tops.)
 
2012-09-03 11:11:40 AM  

ComicBookGuy: 1. a policeman
2. a guy dressed entirely in leather
3. a construction worker
4. an Indian chief
5. a cowboy
6. a soldier

It takes a Village to rebuild the earth.


I see what you did there. What you did there, I see it.
 
2012-09-03 11:17:21 AM  
I'd save Abe Vigoda and the first 9 Farkettes to send me BIE.
/EIP
 
2012-09-04 12:48:11 AM  
fin kidding me why do I want 10 people left around to annoy me?
 
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