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2012-09-01 11:44:17 PM
Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.
 
2012-09-01 11:48:01 PM

flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.


Underground, of course.
 
2012-09-01 11:48:03 PM
How much time do I have? Am I grabbing 10 people so that we can rebuild? Or just 10 random people I give a shiat about that I'm not related to?

/and do I get a bonus 11th, because if the world was ending, my dad with his Parkinson's would be happy to go
 
2012-09-01 11:50:32 PM

Principal Clarinet: Underground, of course.


So I'd better save somebody to knows how to run the tanning beds and grow lights.
 
2012-09-01 11:50:42 PM
General "Buck" Turgidson: Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Dr. Strangelove: Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
Ambassador de Sadesky: I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
 
2012-09-01 11:56:10 PM
Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.
 
2012-09-02 12:02:35 AM
For sure a doctor who could reverse my vasectomy; and nine other chicks.
 
2012-09-02 12:18:56 AM
The US Olympic Women's Soccer team starting lineup...except Christie Rampone.
 
2012-09-02 12:21:43 AM
My dog......and......um.......

/misanthrope
 
2012-09-02 12:25:03 AM
Dita Von Teese
Monica Bellucci (tho, maybe she's too old to procreate)
She Who Shall Not Be Named
Ludella Hahn
Aishwarya rai
The hot blonde chick that's a Domo-kun nut at my office
 
wee [TotalFark]
2012-09-02 12:36:01 AM
Nobody.
 
2012-09-02 12:39:07 AM
You have a Star Trek transporter, and can transport any ten people in the world to your bunker to join your immediate family. Ten days later, the world is safe, and yours. Who do you share it with?

/not subby
 
2012-09-02 01:10:20 AM
Ten really really fat people.
 
2012-09-02 01:13:30 AM
Nah. Humanity really doesn't deserve to survive.
 
2012-09-02 02:02:02 AM

flucto: Principal Clarinet: Underground, of course.

So I'd better save somebody to knows how to run the tanning beds and grow lights.


So, Snookie then?
 
2012-09-02 02:38:06 AM
Who says I'd save my family?
 
2012-09-02 09:47:08 AM

DaCricket: Who says I'd save my family?


Hell, the first thing I'd do is go find my MIL so I could shoot her...
 
2012-09-02 10:09:56 AM
Jessica Alba and our 9 female children.
 
2012-09-02 10:11:43 AM

Deedeemarz: So, Snookie then?


Yes, that's a fine plan. Save the cast of Jersey Shore and sleep well knowing humanity is safe.
 
2012-09-02 10:14:44 AM
Karl Pilkington, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a hairy Chinese kid, Dr. Phil, that butch chick who won gold at shot put, Barbara Bush, Morrissey, Rick Santorum, Frank Stallone, and
justin Bieber.
 
2012-09-02 10:18:27 AM

And 9 more just like her!

farm9.staticflickr.com/">
 
2012-09-02 10:31:32 AM
I don't think I could come up with ten.

/another misanthrope
 
2012-09-02 10:32:09 AM

Principal Clarinet: flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Underground, of course.


Vault 101.
 
2012-09-02 10:32:30 AM
Do I *have* to save my family?
 
2012-09-02 10:34:53 AM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
coolmaterial.com
 
2012-09-02 10:35:04 AM

vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.


If you took 10 women from different parts of the world, say from China, Norway, South America, Russia, Morocco, South Africa, Israel, New Zealand, Turkey and Portugal, could you create enough genetic diversity, or would in-breeding occur after a few generations?
 
2012-09-02 10:35:32 AM
Tony Reali? Really?
 
2012-09-02 10:36:38 AM
Subby by family do you mean immediate family or does it cover my inlaws and such? Anyways here's my list.

My mom's primary doctor,Dr. Khan a neurologist cause he has an awesome personality to boot,3 of my upstairs neighbors that I'm good friends with,a doctor who works in the ER,for shiats and giggles I'd also choose Mitchio Kaku,Neil Degrasse Tyson,a person who builds those cheap eco friendly houses and Les Stroud.
 
2012-09-02 10:36:53 AM
Salma Hayek
Penelope Cruz
Monica Belluci
Giada(someone has to cook)
morena baccarin
Danica Mckellar(someone to talk to)
Paz Vega
Marilia Andrés Casares(to sing to me)
celebritiesinboots.galeon.com
 
2012-09-02 10:38:42 AM
10 hot foreign women, none of whom speak English or each other's languages. I like linguistics and it would be interesting to watch them create a common tongue in which to plot to kill me.
 
2012-09-02 10:42:23 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Karl Pilkington, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, a hairy Chinese kid, Dr. Phil, that butch chick who won gold at shot put, Barbara Bush, Morrissey, Rick Santorum, Frank Stallone, and
justin Bieber.


+1. Trolling the human race.
 
2012-09-02 10:42:37 AM

Principal Clarinet: flucto: Where would we live if the world is ending? I'm not sure you've thought this through.

Underground, of course.


You should see it down there - hundreds of miles of drains - sweet and clean now after the rain, dark, quiet, safe. We can build houses and everything, start again from scratch.

And what's so bad about living underground eh? It's not been so great living up here, if you want my opinion.

We'll build shops and hospitals and barracks right under their noses - right under their feet! Everything we need - banks, prisons and schools... We'll send scouting parties to collect books and stuff, and men like you'll teach the kids. Not poems and rubbish - science, so we can get everything working. We'll build villages and towns and... and... we'll play each other at cricket!
 
2012-09-02 10:50:51 AM

farkeruk: vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.

If you took 10 women from different parts of the world, say from China, Norway, South America, Russia, Morocco, South Africa, Israel, New Zealand, Turkey and Portugal, could you create enough genetic diversity, or would in-breeding occur after a few generations?


Wouldn't you need at least another male or two? Every child would be half-siblings. It'd be like Alabama, all over again :'(
 
2012-09-02 10:58:23 AM
let's see...

1) A hooker with a heart of gold
2) Honey Boo Boo
3) Downtown Julie Brown
4) An Asian Elvis impersonator
5) That chick with the boobs that used to disrupt sporting events
6) Levar Burton
7) Area Man
8 & 9) Those guys from Insane Clown Posse
10) An outspoken scientist
 
2012-09-02 11:01:22 AM
Les Stroud and 9 women of varying body types and ethnicities.
 
2012-09-02 11:08:26 AM

Chafed Willi: farkeruk: vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.

If you took 10 women from different parts of the world, say from China, Norway, South America, Russia, Morocco, South Africa, Israel, New Zealand, Turkey and Portugal, could you create enough genetic diversity, or would in-breeding occur after a few generations?

Wouldn't you need at least another male or two? Every child would be half-siblings. It'd be like Alabama, all over again :'(


Isn't it at least somewhat possible to outbreed inbreeding? Just sterilize every retard and kill the infirm. Retards can still work while the infirm will be a drain on the limited post apocalyptic resources (and you don't want their birth defects to screw up the gene pool even further). But yeah, just get 8 women and two other men (one of which is an accountant, the other a geneticist) and you'll be able to go for quite a few generations before inbreeding becomes an issue. It does require that everyone gets everyone else to which they are not related pregnant.

/Geneticist to for the DNA check to see who's kid it is
//Accountant to keep records to prevent genetically related (more than 12.5%) people to breed
 
2012-09-02 11:26:39 AM
In no particular order:

A really hot female example of:

1) A doctor
2) A dentist
3) A vet
4) A plumber
5) A farmer
6) A mechanic

Also:

7 & 8) A pair of hot large breasted asian women
9) My exgf Natalie (death by apocalypse is too good for that woman)
10) Derek the guy who grows my weed
 
2012-09-02 11:32:20 AM
Jim Beam's Master Distiller
Doug Stanhope
A Waffle House cook
Roger Penrose
Jack White
5 big titted redheads
 
2012-09-02 11:32:58 AM
These people:
Link
 
2012-09-02 11:33:53 AM

brainlordmesomorph: These people:
Link


Ok, maybe not James Wood.
 
2012-09-02 12:04:30 PM

vartian: Seeing as ten people are not enough to viably continue the species, I have to assume submitter is asking me which ten people aside from my family I think I could live out the rest of my life with in a confined, underground space while the world burns. The answer to that question is simple: the ten oldest people in the world.


If you kept a bunch of human DNA on file and brought in an expert on cloning along with 9 surrogate mothers, you might be able to keep the human race going. If we're not quite there yet technologically, we're at least close. I, however, would take no one, and my family can go to hell too. I'll have time enough at last to read all those books I haven't been able to get to.

/where are my glasses?
 
2012-09-02 12:16:56 PM
www1.pictures.stylebistro.com
 
2012-09-02 12:30:58 PM
Huh... Given that the chances of humanity recovering would be near zero, in addition to my family:

Mat
Pip
Liz
Denise
Jim
Tori
Nikki
Rob
Shanon
Rhiannon

Ten friends I could not be without...

But since I did not include myself, just my family and these ten... these would be the only ones that would mourn my passing. Therefore I would give them a chance to live out the rest of their lives in peace at last.
 
2012-09-02 12:33:20 PM
Jenna Von Oy for the ass, Bambi4u for the ass, Tina Charest for the ass, Ahmo Hight for the ass, and 6 nurses to keep me going.
 
2012-09-02 12:33:26 PM
Due to a lack of sunlight and possible lack of vitamin D supplements dark complected people may suffer discrimination. You would want people who are well adapted to an underground environment, where hygiene and a balanced diet are rarely practiced. An environment eerily similar to your mothers basement.
 
2012-09-02 12:33:31 PM
Umm - I'm pretty sure the bible explains how everyone came from Adam and Eve. Clearly, 10 people would be plenty to restart the population.
 
2012-09-02 12:38:46 PM
My dogs...that's it. Everyone else can burn.
 
2012-09-02 12:40:34 PM
The MythBusters. All five.
Four additional attractive women.
Done
 
2012-09-02 12:48:31 PM
10? Family? I got some bad news everybody. If its up to me then nobody is making it through this, nobody.
 
2012-09-02 12:49:24 PM

tfresh: In no particular order:

A really hot female example of:

1) A doctor
2) A dentist
3) A vet
4) A plumber
5) A farmer
6) A mechanic

Also:

7 & 8) A pair of hot large breasted asian women
9) My exgf Natalie (death by apocalypse is too good for that woman)
10) Derek the guy who grows my weed


Bad Idea, dude. They would all end up farking Derek and your ex would go to great pains to tell you how much better he is than you ever were.
 
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