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(UPI)   "Verbally servicing an interlocutor for the purpose of sexual excitement does not constitute a sexual service, if it does not involve the bodily erogenous zones of the person who is getting paid for such a service," the criminal court ruled   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, sexual exploitation, web chat, criminal justice, sexual excitement, prostitution, Italy, ANSA, Italian Court  
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2012-09-02 12:18:41 AM  
Fark me, I love it when judges talk all nasty like that. "Comes now the defendant," indeed!
 
2012-09-02 12:43:29 AM  
Strangest boner etc.
 
2012-09-02 01:00:46 AM  
Translation: phone sex doesn't count.

For Fark's sake - even te Goddamn Meese Commission said it had to have pics to be pornography.
 
2012-09-02 02:05:31 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Translation: phone sex doesn't count.

For Fark's sake - even te Goddamn Meese Commission said it had to have pics to be pornography.


Prudes never even heard of aural sex.
 
2012-09-02 02:07:01 AM  
FTFA: Italy's ANSA news service said the court reminded the parties there is a fine line in the case and Italian law says prostitution "may well be carried out via telephone or Internet Web chats" if the customer requests the vendor to perform a specific sex act.

Am I understanding this correctly? While on a phone sex line, this conversation would be fine:

"What are you doing?"
"Touching myself."

But this...

"Touch yourself for me."
"Okay!"

... would be prostitution?

That sounds kinda, how you say... stupid.
 
2012-09-02 02:07:16 AM  

semiotix: Fark me, I love it when judges talk all nasty like that. "Comes now the defendant," indeed!


"All rise."
 
2012-09-02 02:07:55 AM  
fta Phone sex is all talk and doesn't constitute an act of prostitution

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-02 02:08:26 AM  

doyner: Benevolent Misanthrope: Translation: phone sex doesn't count.

For Fark's sake - even te Goddamn Meese Commission said it had to have pics to be pornography.

Prudes never even heard of aural sex.


upload.wikimedia.org
Likes where this is going
 
2012-09-02 02:09:57 AM  
How desperate do you have to be to pay for phone sex? Yeesh.
 
2012-09-02 02:10:44 AM  

batcookie: doyner: Benevolent Misanthrope: Translation: phone sex doesn't count.

For Fark's sake - even te Goddamn Meese Commission said it had to have pics to be pornography.

Prudes never even heard of aural sex.

[meg.jpg]
Likes where this is going


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-02 02:11:50 AM  
So if you use an interociter to interlocute, you're okay? Awesome.
 
2012-09-02 02:12:47 AM  
Italian judge rules payment for aural sex and video sex perfectly legal. AV geeks everywhere rejoice.

/Paging the farkette formerly known as the Thirty-Sixth President of the United States to thread 7302726.
 
2012-09-02 02:15:21 AM  
Those were words.
 
2012-09-02 02:16:05 AM  
i.ytimg.com

Thank goodness, this man doesn't need to end up being prosecuted
 
2012-09-02 02:16:35 AM  

Notabunny: batcookie: doyner: Benevolent Misanthrope: Translation: phone sex doesn't count.

For Fark's sake - even te Goddamn Meese Commission said it had to have pics to be pornography.

Prudes never even heard of aural sex.

[meg.jpg]
Likes where this is going

[img.photobucket.com image 453x552]


Mmm, delicious ear wax
 
2012-09-02 02:30:59 AM  
My girlfriend is a skilled orator, and I am a cunning linguist.
 
2012-09-02 02:40:28 AM  

semiotix: Fark me, I love it when judges talk all nasty like that. "Comes now the defendant," indeed!


Brings a new meaning to "Brief Encounter" doesn't it?
 
2012-09-02 02:51:49 AM  
Interracial cowboy homo kinda love? Who the hell plays The Reverend Horton Heat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters and Van Halen back to back? This is pretty great stuff.
 
2012-09-02 02:53:18 AM  

Notabunny: Interracial cowboy homo kinda love? Who the hell plays The Reverend Horton Heat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters and Van Halen back to back? This is pretty great stuff.


That's a heady mix.
 
2012-09-02 02:54:18 AM  

Solid Muldoon: Notabunny: Interracial cowboy homo kinda love? Who the hell plays The Reverend Horton Heat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters and Van Halen back to back? This is pretty great stuff.

That's a heady mix.


HA! Look at me posting in the wrong thread. I blame the beer.
 
2012-09-02 02:56:37 AM  

Notabunny: I blame the beer.


Not cool, man. You're supposed to stick by your best friend, not throw him under the bus!
 
2012-09-02 02:57:01 AM  
Dear Italy,

Get over yourselves.

Hugs & Kisses & Happy Endings,

-MBHAMN
 
2012-09-02 03:00:37 AM  
So we're good?
The Whore of Mensa
 
2012-09-02 03:13:11 AM  
Well, did he cum, or what?
 
2012-09-02 03:23:34 AM  
So this songs still good talk dirty to me
 
2012-09-02 03:25:43 AM  
Only in a puritan country is there a need for explicit and convoluted judgments like these.
 
2012-09-02 03:35:34 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Only in a puritan country is there a need for explicit and convoluted judgments like these.


Boy are you going to be red in the face when you read the article.
 
2012-09-02 03:36:12 AM  

Notabunny: Solid Muldoon: Notabunny: Interracial cowboy homo kinda love? Who the hell plays The Reverend Horton Heat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters and Van Halen back to back? This is pretty great stuff.

That's a heady mix.

HA! Look at me posting in the wrong thread. I blame the beer.


But you we're right and it was awesome and beer is good :)
/I want more music now
 
2012-09-02 03:43:10 AM  
- Are you boys cooking up there?
- No.
- Are you building an interocitor?
- No!

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-02 03:45:26 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Coming on a Bicycle: Only in a puritan country is there a need for explicit and convoluted judgments like these.

Boy are you going to be red in the face when you read the article.


A Nederlander blush?
Let me laugh even harder.
 
2012-09-02 03:47:07 AM  

bhcompy: So if you use an interociter to interlocute, you're okay? Awesome.


Use only genuine Interocitor™ parts.
 
2012-09-02 03:56:58 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Coming on a Bicycle: Only in a puritan country is there a need for explicit and convoluted judgments like these.

Boy are you going to be red in the face when you read the article.


Why, is Italy not a puritan country? I didn't capitalize it, nor do I operate in your frame of reference. I could have written 'orthodox' or something, but I meant the same. The general argument is the age-old 'why is prostitution illegal when pornography is not, and what about hand-jobs', right ?
 
2012-09-02 04:35:09 AM  

Notabunny: Solid Muldoon: Notabunny: Interracial cowboy homo kinda love? Who the hell plays The Reverend Horton Heat, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muddy Waters and Van Halen back to back? This is pretty great stuff.

That's a heady mix.

HA! Look at me posting in the wrong thread. I blame the beer.


Never blame the beer.

"I've had one or two, Ossifer..."
 
2012-09-02 04:41:39 AM  
Well, duh.

Phone sex isn't prostitution, it's porn.
 
2012-09-02 05:01:13 AM  
if it does not involve the bodily erogenous zones of the person who is getting paid for such a service

So hooker blow jobs are legal, then?
 
2012-09-02 05:03:54 AM  

Sgygus: if it does not involve the bodily erogenous zones of the person who is getting paid for such a service

So hooker blow jobs are legal, then?


The mouth is an "erogenous zone"
 
2012-09-02 05:20:37 AM  
This is America. A woman can walk into a room full of a hundred men and say, "ll blow every guy here."

If she walks in and says, "I'll blow every guy here for a dollar," she goes to jail.
 
2012-09-02 05:40:29 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

GIS result for "interlocutor".
 
2012-09-02 05:43:59 AM  

Solid Muldoon: This is America. A woman can walk into a room full of a hundred men and say, "ll blow every guy here."

If she walks in and says, "I'll blow every guy here for a dollar," she goes to jail.


And you just named the difference between a slut and a whore. Granted if she walk ed in with a movie crew and it was in the script it would be alright for her to get paid some dollars :)
/I know strange
 
2012-09-02 05:57:32 AM  

Solid Muldoon: This is America. A woman can walk into a room full of a hundred men and say, "ll blow every guy here."

If she walks in and says, "I'll blow every guy here for a dollar," she goes to jail.


Only if it's not being recorded for the purposes of distribution.
 
2012-09-02 07:00:17 AM  
Verbally servicing locutus for the purpose of sexual excitement does not constitute a sexual service

i.imgur.com

"Do me hard up the service shaft, the alcove regeneration cycle will fix the damage afterwards"
 
2012-09-02 07:26:51 AM  
Hahahah

People pay for phone sex?
 
2012-09-02 08:10:02 AM  
So an "interlocutor" is some medical term for cock?
 
2012-09-02 08:26:47 AM  

Solid Muldoon: This is America. A woman can walk into a room full of a hundred men and say, "ll blow every guy here."

If she walks in and says, "I'll blow every guy here for a dollar," she goes to jail.


So......where is this woman
 
2012-09-02 08:41:03 AM  

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Coming on a Bicycle: Only in a puritan country is there a need for explicit and convoluted judgments like these.

Boy are you going to be red in the face when you read the article.


I'm assuming that was a subtle dig at the ethnocentric American Fakers who amusingly think that the US is somehow uniquely overly conservative when it comes to sex and nudity.
 
2012-09-02 08:44:20 AM  

Coming on a Bicycle: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Coming on a Bicycle: Only in a puritan country is there a need for explicit and convoluted judgments like these.

Boy are you going to be red in the face when you read the article.

Why, is Italy not a puritan country? I didn't capitalize it, nor do I operate in your frame of reference. I could have written 'orthodox' or something, but I meant the same. The general argument is the age-old 'why is prostitution illegal when pornography is not, and what about hand-jobs', right ?


Ob, never mind. He just doesn't know what puritan means.
 
2012-09-02 09:58:36 AM  

upndn: So......where is this woman


Looks like you missed her by a few years:

Egypt's Queen Cleopatra VII (69-30 B.C.) had a robust libido on steroids. Known by sobriquets such as "the great swallower,"... she was said to be highly skilled at fellatio. Tradition holds that she performed oral sex on a hundred Roman noblemen in a single

Link
 
2012-09-02 10:10:33 AM  
I had to look that one up.
 
2012-09-02 10:31:07 AM  

on the road: upndn: So......where is this woman

Looks like you missed her by a few years:

Egypt's Queen Cleopatra VII (69-30 B.C.) had a robust libido on steroids. Known by sobriquets such as "the great swallower,"... she was said to be highly skilled at fellatio. Tradition holds that she performed oral sex on a hundred Roman noblemen in a single

Link


I'm pretty sure her discussions with Marc Anthony must've been like this:

Marc Anthony: You said you only had sex with three different Roman noblemen; you never mentioned him!
Cleopatra : Because I never HAD coitus with him.
Marc Anthony: You sucked his dick!
Cleopatra : We went out a few times. We never had coitus but we fooled around.
Marc Anthony: Oh Jupiter's cock, WHY did you tell me you only had coitus with three different guys?
Cleopatra : Because I DID only have coitus with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Marc Anthony: Jupiter's cock, I feel so nauseous!
Cleopatra : I'm sorry, Marc, I thought you understood!
Marc Anthony: I did understand! I understood that you had coitus with three different guys and that's all you said!
Cleopatra : Please calm down.
Marc Anthony: How many?
Cleopatra : Marc...
Marc Anthony: How many dicks have you sucked?
Cleopatra : Let it go!
Marc Anthony: How many?
Cleopatra : All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Brother Osiris! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you farked!
Marc Anthony: This is different, this is important. How many?
Marc Anthony: Well?
Cleopatra : Something like... 36.
Marc Anthony: What? Something like 36?
Cleopatra : Lower your voice.
Marc Anthony: Wait, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that INCLUDE me?
Cleopatra : Ummm... 37.
Marc Anthony: I'm 37?
 
2012-09-02 10:50:39 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: So this songs still good talk dirty to me


That song reminds me of getting busted at the drive in by one of my buddies. Jack ass couldn't give me 5 more minutes.

bhcompy: Solid Muldoon: This is America. A woman can walk into a room full of a hundred men and say, "ll blow every guy here."

If she walks in and says, "I'll blow every guy here for a dollar," she goes to jail.

Only if it's not being recorded for the purposes of distribution.


There's a Merry 4 Fun vid where she's hauled off in cuffs at the end. Of course, she was a dumb ass and was offering services at a fair.
 
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