Mugato: Like the TSA
Dallymo: Mugato: Like the TSA Mr. Blackwell wouldn't shoot someone on sight if they saw someone wearing that.And with Uggs, like that girl on the right? Please, honey.
Captain_Sunshine: Done, and done better, here:ScottEVest Carry-On CoatMore expensive, but their stuff is great.
semiotix: [mycotopia.net image 328x240] /see, 'cos he's Irish
Marcus Aurelius: Captain_Sunshine: Done, and done better, here:ScottEVest Carry-On CoatMore expensive, but their stuff is great.If it's not raining out, that jacket simply screams "cavity search".
carrion_luggage: A better solution would be to vacuum-pack your clothing and pack the now much slimmer items in your carryon. It would be heavy but the concern with carryon is conforming to maximum stowing dimensions rather than weight.
Arctic Phoenix: Pfft, just take it off when you go through security.Security really isn't that big of a deal unless you're a complete idiot that's never done it before.
RyansPrivates: Marcus Aurelius: Captain_Sunshine: Done, and done better, here:ScottEVest Carry-On CoatMore expensive, but their stuff is great.If it's not raining out, that jacket simply screams "cavity search".Doesn't every cavity search come with screaming?
nytmare: *not to be used for shoplifting.
Marcus Aurelius: I have a commercial carry-on bag that I used to call my "purse". It holds two days worth of socks, underwear, hygiene items, food, valuables, and essential electronics, and fits perfectly under the seat in front of you. I have not had to use it in 11 years, thank GOD. I highly recommend getting a bunch of uber-wealthy clients and flying in their private jets in lieu of flying those horrible commercial carriers./why do you suppose they call them common carriers//moooooooooo
brantgoose: Remember Brantgoose's Law: Whether you are dealing with bars, restaurants, hotels, clubs, fashion, or other goods and services, the rich and beautiful people are nothing but JUDAS GOATS. You are the paying customers. It is your bodies that are crammed into the abattoir of fashion and exploitation. It is your blood and money that are spilled for profit.I hate them.It's not just envy. It is disgust.And that is why AbFab is such a funny show. Eddie and Patsy are not just fashion victims, they are fashion victimizers. They are hateful, silly, superficial, selfish, drink and drug besotted JUDAS GOATS. They are also the best drag queens in the business. The best and and wickedest gay female impersoators can't beat them at their own game because they are self-parodying.
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