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(White House)   White House releases two homebrew recipes. If you hate this you hate America   (whitehouse.gov ) divider line
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2012-09-01 07:35:56 PM  
7 votes:
Well sure, but has anyone seen the Long Form recipe?
2012-09-01 07:11:32 PM  
7 votes:
Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-09-01 07:31:55 PM  
5 votes:
Honey Brown, Honey Porter, Honey Blonde... Aren't these code names from the Kennedy Administration?
2012-09-01 07:46:43 PM  
4 votes:
4 more beers!
2012-09-01 06:54:28 PM  
3 votes:
Step 1: Confiscate 10 pounds of barley from a farmer who didn't really grow that...
2012-09-01 08:46:16 PM  
2 votes:

Tax Boy: [i.imgur.com image 475x265]

The #1 reason not to vote for Romney


haha! No shiat. What festive drink recipe will Mitt gift us with?

1 Two Liter Sprite (well chilled)

3 Scoops Lime Sherbet (very well chilled, Harmon's Grocery brand works best)

Canned Pineapple to Garnish (optional)
2012-09-01 08:33:29 PM  
2 votes:
You wouldn't see this in a Romney White House, because he was born with a silver stick up his butt.
2012-09-01 08:04:27 PM  
2 votes:

Makh: ...Now add White House Honey...What? Sonofabtch, I don't have any of that!


upload.wikimedia.org
What a White House Honey might look like.
2012-09-01 08:03:53 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-01 07:52:46 PM  
2 votes:

Mrtraveler01: I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.


Because beer is for frat boys and high school kids. Let me know when he sets up a still on the south lawn.
2012-09-01 07:52:11 PM  
2 votes:

Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.


Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.
2012-09-01 07:36:00 PM  
2 votes:

olderbudnoweiser: Honey Brown, Honey Porter, Honey Blonde... Aren't these code names from the Kennedy Administration?


I think Honey Brown was a Blaxploitation film.
2012-09-01 07:20:15 PM  
2 votes:
Once Romney's secret Mormon plot to ban beer, coke and coffee gets out, it's end-of-story.
2012-09-01 07:14:44 PM  
2 votes:

BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


oi49.tinypic.com

Also, dare I ask... What is the Free Republic response to this?
2012-09-01 07:11:46 PM  
2 votes:

BARACK OBAMA ENCOURAGES ALCOHOL ABUSE, MAKING HOMEMADE DRUGS. DETAILS AT 11



- Fox News
2012-09-01 06:48:33 PM  
2 votes:

Makh: ...Now add White House Honey...What? Sonofabtch, I don't have any of that!


That's because it's from Kenya.
2012-09-01 06:01:09 PM  
2 votes:
"Ale to the Chief".

So. Much. WIN.

/Three things I love a lot in life are Fark politics threads, silly wordplay and beer so... getting a real kick, etc.
2012-09-02 03:00:12 AM  
1 vote:
Obama's alcoholism explains a lot.
2012-09-02 12:12:25 AM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: [a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 145x295]


Every once in a while the anti-Obama folks make an amusing image. Still not as good as the one with Obama as B.A. from the A-Team screaming "Gimme yo change!" with Arabic English font and the campaign logo made out as a crescent moon.
2012-09-01 10:27:49 PM  
1 vote:
Reminds of when Jefferson released his marijuana growing tips.
2012-09-01 10:24:18 PM  
1 vote:

Britney Spear's Speculum: Mitt Romney is someone I could have a
beer
cup of coffee
cup of tea

glass of lemonade
with.


/mmmmm...Lemon. Wet. Good.
2012-09-01 10:18:30 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: thisispete: Now all people need is the Joe Biden can holder and they're all set.

Biden -would- have a beer koozie


Well, yeah. How else is he supposed to keep his beer from warming up in his hand while he's outside in the driveway hosing down his Trans Am?

o.onionstatic.com
2012-09-01 09:31:59 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Mrs.Sharpier: There isn't really even a "hell" in mormon speak, just a lesser level of heaven. which is why when Mitt gave his speech the other night and joked about going to hell I was like "LIAR"

Well, there is something called Outer Darkness--a Kingdom of No Glory. Reserved for the Sons of Perdition who openly blaspheme against what they know in their heart of hearts to be true (the power/truth of the Holy Spirit), I certainly wouldn't want to go there. But you would have to work really hard to amass all that spiritual knowledge and they rebel in the manner of Lucifer, who knew the absolute truth of what he was rebelling against. It would be a feat in itself.


How adorably Tolkien.
2012-09-01 09:17:44 PM  
1 vote:

t3knomanser: Mildot: well, I'll drink to an Romany victory.

Because Romney can definitely beat Obama's high scores on those numbers.

In all seriousness, I don't vote for major party candidates, but the Republicans have desperately been trying to convince me to vote for Obama this year.


I never realized he was a Gypsy, too, as well as a Mormon.
2012-09-01 09:16:44 PM  
1 vote:

Somacandra: Katolu: But they think you're a sinner and can't be saved. Is that ok with you?

Actually, Mormons believe in near-universal salvation. You won't make it to the highest level of heaven (exaltation), but you'll still be in a renewed earth/heaven in the presence of the Holy Spirit.


There isn't really even a "hell" in mormon speak, just a lesser level of heaven. which is why when Mitt gave his speech the other night and joked about going to hell I was like "LIAR"
2012-09-01 09:04:58 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: Katolu: rohar: Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.

Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.

So they're full of shiat with their beliefs? fark.

the best way to keep a mormon from drinking your beer is to bring along another mormon. why do you think reid ratted out romney's taxes? they hold themselves to a higher level of heaven then us mere gentiles.


So in that respect, they're at least better than Baptists.

The jews don't acknowledge the divinity of Jesus. The protestants don't acknowledge the authority of the Pope. And the Baptists don't acknowledge one another when they meet at the liquor store.
2012-09-01 09:00:48 PM  
1 vote:
If he loves America, he would have released FOUR MORE BEERS!
2012-09-01 08:57:52 PM  
1 vote:

quatchi: "Ale to the Chief".

So. Much. WIN.

/Three things I love a lot in life are Fark politics threads, silly wordplay and beer so... getting a real kick, etc.


The audacity of hops
2012-09-01 08:38:51 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com

The #1 reason not to vote for Romney
2012-09-01 08:36:19 PM  
1 vote:
Also from the freepers:

"One of the most unsubstantial people on the national stage..."

Now it makes sense....

blogs.voanews.com
2012-09-01 08:35:14 PM  
1 vote:

Katolu: rohar: Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.

Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.

So they're full of shiat with their beliefs? fark.


the best way to keep a mormon from drinking your beer is to bring along another mormon. why do you think reid ratted out romney's taxes? they hold themselves to a higher level of heaven then us mere gentiles.
2012-09-01 08:26:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-09-01 08:21:48 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "After the few first drafts we landed on some great recipes that came from a local brew shop."

Typical 0bama. Takes someone else's ideas. Claim credit.

He didn't brew that.
2012-09-01 08:12:04 PM  
1 vote:

rohar: Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.

Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.


Damnit, came here to say the same joke (with a slight difference - "Why do you never take only one Mormon fishing with you? Because he'll drink all of your beer."
2012-09-01 08:11:34 PM  
1 vote:

Tusz: EnviroDude: CokeBear: Impossible. Muslims don't drink.

Or snort coke or smoke pot or eat dog

Okay, I know I've been out of the loop for a while, but where the hell did this one come from?


It's from Obama's memoir. Published 17 years ago.

Republicans apparently finally finished reading it this year. It takes them a while when there are a lot of big words and no pictures.
2012-09-01 08:08:35 PM  
1 vote:
Handing out the recipe for everyone to enjoy is socialism, plain and simple.

Truly history's greatest monster.
2012-09-01 08:04:50 PM  
1 vote:

Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.


Yeah, but when I was a kid I wanted to drink beer and wear magic underwear. I bet he did too. He chose one way, I chose the other.
2012-09-01 08:04:49 PM  
1 vote:

kertus: All politics aside. I like this guy.


Yeah, going by the classic dumb metric, he's the first president I'd want to have a beer with since, I don't know, Carter?

/Eisenhower would be cool too
//JFK would meet a woman and bail a half hour in
///So would Clinton
2012-09-01 08:02:57 PM  
1 vote:
Wait a second, if Obama... err. 0bama hates america and these are 0bama's beer recipes and I hate these beer recipes, isn't that a double-negative type thing and mean that I really love america???
2012-09-01 07:57:58 PM  
1 vote:

Zik-Zak: Hollie Maea: Speaking of crazy, there is also a thread in which they are speculating that the Clint Eastwood thing will damage Obama in the same way that the tank ad did Mike Dukakis.

Curious as I am, I don't want to get that close to potential brain damage...


Yeah, I didn't get very deep into that thread before I had to come up for air. The whole site seems to be an exercise in trying to create the Platonic ideal of a non sequitur.
2012-09-01 07:56:48 PM  
1 vote:

Katolu: rohar: Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.

Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.

So they're full of shiat with their beliefs? fark.


I've got a few Mormon friends, they're pretty interesting people (my friends, not all that follow the religion). I consider myself an outlet. I make it a point to only go fishing with one at a time. Now that I think of it, I'm the conduit to what they consider sin. I'm ok with that.
2012-09-01 07:47:36 PM  
1 vote:

BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.
2012-09-01 07:45:09 PM  
1 vote:

ongbok: VRaptor117: BARACK OBAMA ENCOURAGES ALCOHOL ABUSE, MAKING HOMEMADE DRUGS. DETAILS AT 11

- Fox News

No. They will start in with the malt liquor comments, AGAIN.


Well, why not?

anerdoccurrence.files.wordpress.com
2012-09-01 07:22:39 PM  
1 vote:
Impossible. Muslims don't drink.
2012-09-01 07:16:29 PM  
1 vote:
All Obama has to promise me is a car in every garage, a chicken in every pot, and beer in every keg.
2012-09-01 07:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.
2012-09-01 06:45:39 PM  
1 vote:
How about just a shot of Bärenjäger in a liter of Yuengling lager. I don't feel like waiting.
2012-09-01 06:31:23 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: God (the real one) Bless Amurika!!1!


There are so many...
2012-09-01 05:59:36 PM  
1 vote:
...Now add White House Honey...What? Sonofabtch, I don't have any of that!
 
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