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(White House)   White House releases two homebrew recipes. If you hate this you hate America   (whitehouse.gov) divider line 187
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2012-09-01 05:59:36 PM  
...Now add White House Honey...What? Sonofabtch, I don't have any of that!
 
2012-09-01 06:01:09 PM  
"Ale to the Chief".

So. Much. WIN.

/Three things I love a lot in life are Fark politics threads, silly wordplay and beer so... getting a real kick, etc.
 
2012-09-01 06:03:45 PM  
Barack Obama: Coolest. President. EVAR.

SRSLY - whether or not you agree with him, you gotta admit - the guy's got style. Jimmy Carter may have legalized home brewing - but Obama brought it to the nation's House.

Win. Absolutely chock-full of at least 8 different kinds of WIN.
 
2012-09-01 06:06:24 PM  
Finally, one of the "We the People" petitions gets a comprehensive, forthright, direct, and relatively prompt response. It didn't even reach the 25000 signature threshold.

If only issues of substance could get this kind of response....
 
2012-09-01 06:22:59 PM  
Is it halal?

HAR HAR HUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!1!! 

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God (the real one) Bless Amurika!!1!
 
2012-09-01 06:31:23 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: God (the real one) Bless Amurika!!1!


There are so many...
 
2012-09-01 06:45:39 PM  
How about just a shot of Bärenjäger in a liter of Yuengling lager. I don't feel like waiting.
 
2012-09-01 06:48:33 PM  

Makh: ...Now add White House Honey...What? Sonofabtch, I don't have any of that!


That's because it's from Kenya.
 
2012-09-01 06:53:29 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Barack Obama: Coolest. President. EVAR.

SRSLY - whether or not you agree with him, you gotta admit - the guy's got style. Jimmy Carter may have legalized home brewing - but Obama brought it to the nation's House.

Win. Absolutely chock-full of at least 8 different kinds of WIN.


So now go register some voters. I'm going to be at the PA DMV getting carless PA people voter IDs the next 8 Saturdays. I wouldn't expect that out of anyone, but get out there and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
 
2012-09-01 06:54:28 PM  
Step 1: Confiscate 10 pounds of barley from a farmer who didn't really grow that...
 
2012-09-01 07:07:22 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Benevolent Misanthrope: Barack Obama: Coolest. President. EVAR.

SRSLY - whether or not you agree with him, you gotta admit - the guy's got style. Jimmy Carter may have legalized home brewing - but Obama brought it to the nation's House.

Win. Absolutely chock-full of at least 8 different kinds of WIN.

So now go register some voters. I'm going to be at the PA DMV getting carless PA people voter IDs the next 8 Saturdays. I wouldn't expect that out of anyone, but get out there and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.


I've spent at least 10 hours a week since about March making GOTV calls and registering voters. Not counting my duties as a PCO.
 
2012-09-01 07:07:36 PM  
I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.
 
2012-09-01 07:10:05 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.


At the very least. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to find one or two of them swearing off beer because the current pResident has forever ruined it for them.

And yes, I know where I'm posting this.
 
2012-09-01 07:11:32 PM  
Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-01 07:11:44 PM  
Eh.. at least it isn't a Mr. Beer kit.
 
2012-09-01 07:11:46 PM  
BARACK OBAMA ENCOURAGES ALCOHOL ABUSE, MAKING HOMEMADE DRUGS. DETAILS AT 11


- Fox News
 
2012-09-01 07:14:44 PM  

BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


oi49.tinypic.com

Also, dare I ask... What is the Free Republic response to this?
 
2012-09-01 07:14:45 PM  
Fairly reasonable recipes, although the use of secondaries is fairly rare in homebrewing. More of a wine thing.
 
2012-09-01 07:16:29 PM  
All Obama has to promise me is a car in every garage, a chicken in every pot, and beer in every keg.
 
2012-09-01 07:19:20 PM  

VRaptor117: BARACK OBAMA ENCOURAGES ALCOHOL ABUSE, MAKING HOMEMADE DRUGS. DETAILS AT 11

- Fox News


No. They will start in with the malt liquor comments, AGAIN.
 
2012-09-01 07:20:10 PM  
They both seems a little more British than I'd have guessed. I didn't figure Obama for a Cascade hop-head, but all that Fuggles and EKG and gypsum(1) and British ale yeast was a surprise. I'd have guessed he'd like a more German or American German-influenced style. Go figure.


(1) How's the water in DC, anyways?
 
2012-09-01 07:20:15 PM  
Once Romney's secret Mormon plot to ban beer, coke and coffee gets out, it's end-of-story.
 
2012-09-01 07:22:39 PM  
Impossible. Muslims don't drink.
 
2012-09-01 07:22:57 PM  
He said he was going to do this on Reddit, and he did. That's one promise I am glad he kept!
 
2012-09-01 07:23:43 PM  
I hate this, only because I like my beer with more body. Hoppy or heavy on the malt. My last batch was a perfect clone of Stone Arrogant Bastard. Yummy...

Otherwise, this is an awesome development.
 
2012-09-01 07:24:58 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: What is the Free Republic response to this?


I went and checked. Unfortunately, it seems like they are too busy gloating that the "Bradley Effect" (which never seems to show up) means that Romney is going to win big. Call me crazy, but it seems like if your main argument is "people are too embarrassed to admit that they like our guy" you might not be in a position of strength.

Speaking of crazy, there is also a thread in which they are speculating that the Clint Eastwood thing will damage Obama in the same way that the tank ad did Mike Dukakis.
 
2012-09-01 07:26:00 PM  

ongbok: VRaptor117: BARACK OBAMA ENCOURAGES ALCOHOL ABUSE, MAKING HOMEMADE DRUGS. DETAILS AT 11

- Fox News

No. They will start in with the malt liquor comments, AGAIN.


The panel will discuss which of his homies HUSSEIN honored with a tipping. Marx? Hitler? Stalin?  Mohammed?
 
2012-09-01 07:29:18 PM  
Come on, Obama. You need an all-grain beer if you want the hipster vote.
 
2012-09-01 07:31:19 PM  
Sweet! Now all the 8.2% unemployed can brew up all the beer I can drink!
 
2012-09-01 07:31:27 PM  
So Obama is creating jobs for honey bees, bacteria, and guys with long wooden beer stirring thingies?
 
2012-09-01 07:31:55 PM  
Honey Brown, Honey Porter, Honey Blonde... Aren't these code names from the Kennedy Administration?
 
2012-09-01 07:34:51 PM  
I'm not a big fan of honey beers, but I would definitely like to try those!
 
2012-09-01 07:35:38 PM  

natazha: Fairly reasonable recipes, although the use of secondaries is fairly rare in homebrewing. More of a wine thing.


Elitist!
 
2012-09-01 07:35:56 PM  
Well sure, but has anyone seen the Long Form recipe?
 
2012-09-01 07:36:00 PM  

olderbudnoweiser: Honey Brown, Honey Porter, Honey Blonde... Aren't these code names from the Kennedy Administration?


I think Honey Brown was a Blaxploitation film.
 
2012-09-01 07:36:48 PM  

Hollie Maea: Speaking of crazy, there is also a thread in which they are speculating that the Clint Eastwood thing will damage Obama in the same way that the tank ad did Mike Dukakis.


Curious as I am, I don't want to get that close to potential brain damage...
 
2012-09-01 07:37:54 PM  

Mikey1969: Stone Arrogant Bastard


Have you tried the Oaked Arrogant Bastard? Amazing stuff.

Went to their brewery a couple months ago, I love that place...
 
2012-09-01 07:38:00 PM  

BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


been to that brewery in Qingdao, its actually quite good when fresh / unfiltered.
 
2012-09-01 07:41:47 PM  

Cuthbert Allgood: Mikey1969: Stone Arrogant Bastard

Have you tried the Oaked Arrogant Bastard? Amazing stuff.

Went to their brewery a couple months ago, I love that place...


Have you tried the Double Bastard stuff yet? It's one of the best in the bastard series. I actually just drank one.

Also for any beer snobs we have a thread over here already going on, please join
Link
 
2012-09-01 07:42:58 PM  

xsive: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

been to that brewery in Qingdao, its actually quite good when fresh / unfiltered.


I actually don't mind Tsing Tao. It's one of the big 3 domestic lagers, but with taste.
 
2012-09-01 07:44:34 PM  

abb3w: Finally, one of the "We the People" petitions gets a comprehensive, forthright, direct, and relatively prompt response. It didn't even reach the 25000 signature threshold.

If only issues of substance could get this kind of response....


If only issues of substance could be dealt with by just posting a recipe online.
 
2012-09-01 07:45:09 PM  

ongbok: VRaptor117: BARACK OBAMA ENCOURAGES ALCOHOL ABUSE, MAKING HOMEMADE DRUGS. DETAILS AT 11

- Fox News

No. They will start in with the malt liquor comments, AGAIN.


Well, why not?

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2012-09-01 07:46:43 PM  
4 more beers!
 
2012-09-01 07:46:59 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.


Only gay-loving, dress-wearing, Muslim Kenyans put honey in their beer.
 
2012-09-01 07:47:36 PM  

BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.
 
2012-09-01 07:51:28 PM  

GoodHomer: Mrtraveler01: I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.

Only gay-loving, dress-wearing, Muslim Kenyans put honey in their beer.


justbeer.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-01 07:52:11 PM  

Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.


Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.
 
2012-09-01 07:52:46 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I'm sure the Fark Independents will tell me why I should be outraged about this.


Because beer is for frat boys and high school kids. Let me know when he sets up a still on the south lawn.
 
2012-09-01 07:53:31 PM  

rohar: Katolu: BigLuca: Romney got rid of all his home brew recipes because they weren't economically viable. Replaced them with this instead...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

He's Mormon, they don't farkING drink. Can't trust a guy that doesn't drink a beer.

Trust me, if you go fishing with the guy alone, he'll empty your cooler. It's how they roll.


So they're full of shiat with their beliefs? fark.
 
2012-09-01 07:55:11 PM  

Johnny Savage: Because beer is for frat boys and high school kids. Let me know when he sets up a still on the south lawn.


We've already had a Kennedy in office.
 
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