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(ESPN)   Can LSU survive post Honey Badger? Will USC bounce back following sanctions? Can Pertino-less Arkansas avoid the big upset? Will Alabama/Michigan bring down Jerry's House? Grab a beer and some wings, it's time for college football   (espn.go.com) divider line 1131
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2012-09-01 03:07:14 PM
The Elon Phoenix are being murdered right now in Chapel Hill.
 
2012-09-01 03:07:42 PM

karmaceutical: tom servo bit me: Well, what do you know? I do get the B1G Network after all. Looks like a close one at the Shoe.

Hmm... do we get the same BTN or is my sarcasm meter needing calibration?


Try calibration. :)
 
2012-09-01 03:07:50 PM

factoryconnection: Donnchadha: FriarReb98: Slight less shankapotamussy this time. But still missed.

It was a pushnocerous instead of a shankapotomus

That wobbly beast, whatever it is, is the only thing keeping this game close.


Both are, to be honest.
 
2012-09-01 03:09:47 PM

karmaceutical: tom servo bit me: Well, what do you know? I do get the B1G Network after all. Looks like a close one at the Shoe.

Hmm... do we get the same BTN or is my sarcasm meter needing calibration?


Check your meter, bud.
 
2012-09-01 03:10:30 PM
Dink and dunk down the field... I like this. Just don't stall out.
 
2012-09-01 03:11:18 PM
When was the last time PSU lost the home opener?
 
2012-09-01 03:11:42 PM
Another OSU touchdown. I love seeing them beat up on Miami.
 
2012-09-01 03:12:14 PM
Down the four!
 
2012-09-01 03:12:21 PM

IAmRight: Ordinarily I'd be rooting for Ohio but I know that a lot of retards are going to take it as personal validation, especially some particularly sanctimonious twat Ohio alums.


Oh god. I hadn't considered that. My sister-in-law is an Ohio grad, and I'd hate for her to feel the satisfaction of a win over a B1G team, even if it is Penn State.

I now have conflict.
 
2012-09-01 03:12:29 PM

IAmRight: Ordinarily I'd be rooting for Ohio but I know that a lot of retards are going to take it as personal validation, especially some particularly sanctimonious twat Ohio alums. Go PSU!


It would be really cool if there was some kind of term to describe internet posters who take a contrary position on any topic just for the potential to annoy someone else (real or imagined).
 
2012-09-01 03:12:53 PM

FriarReb98: geom_00: I'm actually ok if PSU loses...I think

This defense is not that good....


Ted Roof is on fire!
 
2012-09-01 03:14:42 PM

Gonz: IAmRight: Ordinarily I'd be rooting for Ohio but I know that a lot of retards are going to take it as personal validation, especially some particularly sanctimonious twat Ohio alums.

Oh god. I hadn't considered that. My sister-in-law is an Ohio grad, and I'd hate for her to feel the satisfaction of a win over a B1G team, even if it is Penn State.

I now have conflict.


Penn State doesn't count as a Big Ten team this year as far as I'm concerned. I'd rather see michigan win than Penn St this year.
 
2012-09-01 03:15:29 PM

tom servo bit me: karmaceutical: tom servo bit me: Well, what do you know? I do get the B1G Network after all. Looks like a close one at the Shoe.

Hmm... do we get the same BTN or is my sarcasm meter needing calibration?

Check your meter, bud.


Yeah, I'll have to get this thing checked out before conference games start. Thank god for tuneup games!
 
2012-09-01 03:16:19 PM

karmaceutical: It would be really cool if there was some kind of term to describe internet posters who take a contrary position on any topic just for the potential to annoy someone else (real or imagined).


I wasn't aware that rooting for a random team to win a random, completely irrelevant football game was "taking a position." Also, I'm not the one who will ever bring it up should PSU win.
 
2012-09-01 03:16:49 PM
Get your rape related headlines ready
 
2012-09-01 03:16:55 PM
TD BOBCATS!
 
2012-09-01 03:17:03 PM

karmaceutical: Yeah, I'll have to get this thing checked out before conference games start. Thank god for tuneup games!


Yup, that's what they're for. Touchdown Ohio! (I'm flipping back and forth.)
 
2012-09-01 03:17:24 PM
Touchdown Bobcats!
 
2012-09-01 03:17:34 PM

geom_00: When was the last time PSU lost the home opener?


Checking WIki: 1989, a 14-6 loss to Virginia.
 
2012-09-01 03:18:12 PM
That time of year. Go Buckeyes! Apologies to all the Big Ten teams that Urban Meyer is going to curb-stomp in the coming years.

Also, go Ohio-not-state. Suck it Penn State!!
 
2012-09-01 03:18:30 PM

IAmRight: karmaceutical: It would be really cool if there was some kind of term to describe internet posters who take a contrary position on any topic just for the potential to annoy someone else (real or imagined).

I wasn't aware that rooting for a random team to win a random, completely irrelevant football game was "taking a position." Also, I'm not the one who will ever bring it up should PSU win.


Doesn't matter Penn State lost LOL
 
2012-09-01 03:19:14 PM

battery668: Suck it Penn State!!


But that's the reason everyone hates them!
 
2012-09-01 03:19:39 PM
It looks like Penn State's incredible losing streak continues.
 
2012-09-01 03:19:39 PM

TheManofPA: Get your rape related headlines ready


So something like "After a fun and frivolous beginning vs. Ohio, Penn State feels pain in the end"?
 
2012-09-01 03:20:18 PM

geom_00: When was the last time PSU lost the home opener?


Officially? Every one since 1998, I believe.
 
2012-09-01 03:21:04 PM
Even I'm laughing at the Sad Panda PSU fans.

Kinda sucks but I was expecting it.
 
2012-09-01 03:21:33 PM

Gonz: Officially? Every one since 1998, I believe.


Nah, they just haven't played any home openers during those years.
 
2012-09-01 03:21:54 PM
PSU just going through the motions now
 
2012-09-01 03:22:09 PM

IAmRight: Gonz: Officially? Every one since 1998, I believe.

Nah, they just haven't played any home openers during those years.


They didn't lose those games then
 
2012-09-01 03:22:15 PM
FYI, PSU is now on a 65 game losing streak
 
2012-09-01 03:22:16 PM
This is a new era for Penn State
 
2012-09-01 03:23:09 PM
Tackle the man, not the ball... dumbass.
 
2012-09-01 03:23:31 PM
I've watched about 10 offensive snaps for PSU and they've dropped at least five passes that hit them in both hands. Not sure how to work that into an offensive joke, but I'm sure one of you that loves making jokes about it can.
 
2012-09-01 03:23:59 PM
Interception!

The fat lady is warming up!
 
2012-09-01 03:24:05 PM
As I was in the process of typing "Penn State moving the ball all of a sudden. . ." Jussssssst kidding.
 
2012-09-01 03:24:10 PM
Ow! My McGloin!
 
2012-09-01 03:24:26 PM
WE ARE...Losers.
 
2012-09-01 03:24:34 PM
These kids really don't care. Either that or they can't after all the hate that's gone their way in the past year.

I mean, it's not the worst thing ever, but it's not good.
 
2012-09-01 03:24:40 PM
CONGRATS Donnchadha.

Good game.
 
2012-09-01 03:25:02 PM

TheManofPA: FYI, PSU is now on a 65 game losing streak


Vacated wins do not translate into losses and their opponents don't get to claim them as wins.
 
2012-09-01 03:25:36 PM
This Penn State game is awesome. Waiting for more crowd shots.
 
2012-09-01 03:26:23 PM

Donnchadha: TheManofPA: FYI, PSU is now on a 65 game losing streak

Vacated wins do not translate into losses and their opponents don't get to claim them as wins.


no idea where that 65 came from to begin with....

but
Correct, but it has been It is 5398 days since they last won a game
 
2012-09-01 03:26:33 PM

IAmRight: I've watched about 10 offensive snaps for PSU and they've dropped at least five passes that hit them in both hands. Not sure how to work that into an offensive joke, but I'm sure one of you that loves making jokes about it can.


Maybe they should've put powder instead of baby oil on their hands....
 
2012-09-01 03:26:38 PM
How is beating *this* Penn State game the biggest win ever?? Overstatement much?
 
2012-09-01 03:26:47 PM

Donnchadha: TheManofPA: FYI, PSU is now on a 65 game losing streak

Vacated wins do not translate into losses and their opponents don't get to claim them as wins.


Yes, but they do not translate into wins. All of their losses since 1997 count which is 64. This is 65.
 
2012-09-01 03:27:04 PM

geom_00: CONGRATS Donnchadha.

Good game.


It was a good game on both sides. I'll have to buy you a beer to drown your sorrows when I'm in the 'burgh next (it's highly unlikely you'd be down in my neck of the woods -- ever).
 
2012-09-01 03:27:54 PM

Leader O'Cola: Donnchadha: TheManofPA: FYI, PSU is now on a 65 game losing streak

Vacated wins do not translate into losses and their opponents don't get to claim them as wins.

no idea where that 65 came from to begin with....

but
Correct, but it has been It is 5398 days since they last won a game


If someone wants to do it to double check, they lost the last two games of 1997; then I counted 62 losses in 1998-2011. With no wins (all vacated) that is 64 straight losses coming into this year. This game makes 65. I was using wiki to count so I may have made an error by 1-2 games.
 
2012-09-01 03:28:04 PM
So... now that Penn State officially sucks at football, clearly it must be true that all of those kids are now unmolested, and Joe Paterno is automatically President of the US.
 
2012-09-01 03:29:01 PM

Donnchadha: geom_00: CONGRATS Donnchadha.

Good game.

It was a good game on both sides. I'll have to buy you a beer to drown your sorrows when I'm in the 'burgh next (it's highly unlikely you'd be down in my neck of the woods -- ever).


I'd like that. STEELERS and Penguins allegiances trump college differences.
 
2012-09-01 03:29:09 PM
7 different players scored a touchdown for Ohio State. I think Tressel's head just asploded.
 
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