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(ESPN)   Can LSU survive post Honey Badger? Will USC bounce back following sanctions? Can Pertino-less Arkansas avoid the big upset? Will Alabama/Michigan bring down Jerry's House? Grab a beer and some wings, it's time for college football   (espn.go.com) divider line 1131
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2012-09-01 09:49:16 PM
Joey Harrington is more qualified to comment on nuclear physics than football.
 
2012-09-01 09:49:18 PM

mikaloyd: Sargun: mikaloyd: Oh man the announcers are roasting Michigan AND LSU

I can't see the LSU game and my net is still super slow from Isaac. What are they saying?

They said, after a long catch by a Michigan receiver, something like "You know what Michigan now has that LSU didnt in Alabamas last game?" "The ball past midfield"


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU--
 
2012-09-01 09:50:24 PM

ModernPrimitive01: steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?

the curb stomping happened in the first quarter, now it's just sad


Do you remember that one scene from American History X?
 
2012-09-01 09:50:35 PM

Shakes999: I cannot believe I live in austin and I cant watch the god damn game. F UT.

Also, none of my streams are working lol.


Ha, I live in St. Louis with U-Verse and now I get the Longhorn Network.

Watched a few minutes of it and got bored real quick.

I don't think they even air commercials on that station.
 
2012-09-01 09:51:22 PM
"If you're Alabama, you do not need to attempt another pass, and you still might put 48 points on the board."

Ouch.
 
2012-09-01 09:52:35 PM
Another TD, Ok. St.

77-0

/plenty of time to break 100
 
2012-09-01 09:54:39 PM
Saban is one hideous hillbilly-looking fark
 
2012-09-01 09:54:43 PM

Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?

the curb stomping happened in the first quarter, now it's just sad

Do you remember that one scene from American History X?


I do, that was one of Edward Norton's best movies
 
2012-09-01 09:55:16 PM

Mrtraveler01: Shakes999: I cannot believe I live in austin and I cant watch the god damn game. F UT.

Also, none of my streams are working lol.

Ha, I live in St. Louis with U-Verse and now I get the Longhorn Network.

Watched a few minutes of it and got bored real quick.

I don't think they even air commercials on that station.


I take it back. I just saw a commercial for Chick-Fil-A, 2 commercials for UT Austin, and a few promos for some of their other programs.

ESPN must be rolling in the dough with this cash cow.

/sarcasm
 
2012-09-01 09:55:31 PM

AliceBToklasLives: Another TD, Ok. St.

77-0

/plenty of time to break 100


The sad thing is, they're playing Savannah State, so I can't tell if that's a football or basketball score.
 
2012-09-01 09:56:25 PM

steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?


Alabama = The chicken leg that Matthew McConaughey holds.

Michigan = Gina Gershon.
 
2012-09-01 09:56:56 PM

assjuice: Saban is one hideous hillbilly-looking fark


Says the farker from West Virginia, lol.
 
2012-09-01 09:57:04 PM
Okay, brb, Mrs. Samurai just saw the Polamalu commercial and I think she needs a towel and a cigarette.
 
2012-09-01 09:58:20 PM

assjuice: Saban is one hideous hillbilly-looking fark


Michigan wins the pretty coach competition?
 
2012-09-01 10:00:09 PM
Damn, this Clemson QB is good.
 
2012-09-01 10:01:15 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?

the curb stomping happened in the first quarter, now it's just sad

Do you remember that one scene from American History X?

I do, that was one of Edward Norton's best movies


His curb stomp was lame by comparison.
 
2012-09-01 10:01:41 PM
Okay, so who's the most attractive coach in the NCAA football realm?
 
2012-09-01 10:03:26 PM

Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?

the curb stomping happened in the first quarter, now it's just sad

Do you remember that one scene from American History X?


I never heard of that until that movie.
 
2012-09-01 10:05:12 PM

steamingpile: Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?

the curb stomping happened in the first quarter, now it's just sad

Do you remember that one scene from American History X?

I never heard of that until that movie.


That was my intro to it as well.
 
2012-09-01 10:05:57 PM

cookiefleck: Okay, so who's the most attractive coach in the NCAA football realm?


I got no dogs in that fight LOL
 
2012-09-01 10:06:13 PM

cookiefleck: Okay, so who's the most attractive coach in the NCAA football realm?


4.bp.blogspot.com
According to my wife, but we're biased. Muschamp has a baby face but kind of looks like someone who would lock his wife in the closet for beating him a putt putt
 
2012-09-01 10:06:43 PM
Nice TD Clemson.
 
2012-09-01 10:09:12 PM
Wait, did they just say the coach has lost his voice?
 
2012-09-01 10:10:48 PM
I think that's the first time I've ever heard an announcer call a reverse an end-around. Happens all the time the other way.
 
2012-09-01 10:11:22 PM
Looks like Mizzou is legitimately raping SE Louisiana State.
 
2012-09-01 10:11:57 PM
Just got to here.

What game is close/should I watch?
 
2012-09-01 10:13:53 PM

libranoelrose: Just got to here.

What game is close/should I watch?


Auburn Clemson
 
2012-09-01 10:14:45 PM

libranoelrose: Just got to here.

What game is close/should I watch?


If you enjoy watching the beating of rented mules I suggest Alabama/Michigan.
 
2012-09-01 10:15:09 PM
So what's the story with the rule change on bringing the ball out to the 25 if it's a touchback on kickoff? I somehow missed that one completely.
 
2012-09-01 10:15:31 PM

WhyteRaven74: Wait, did they just say the coach has lost his voice?


Which is funny considering hoke sounds like he is always on the verge of losing his voice.
 
2012-09-01 10:15:36 PM
Well, at least OK St. is trying not to run up the score. Playcalling for their current drive:

1st-10, OKST25 7:45 C. Bennett rushed up the middle for 5 yard gain
2nd-5, OKST47 7:33 C. Bennett rushed to the right for 7 yard gain
1st-10, SSU46 7:10 C. Bennett rushed to the right for 16 yard gain
1st-10, SSU30 6:10 C. Bennett rushed up the middle for 11 yard gain
1st-10, SSU19 5:40 C. Bennett rushed to the left for 8 yard gain
2nd-2, SSU11 5:10 C. Chelf rushed to the left for no gain
3rd-2, SSU11 4:25 C. Bennett rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
1st-9, SSU9 3:30 C. Bennett rushed to the right for 2 yard gain
 
2012-09-01 10:16:35 PM

mikaloyd: libranoelrose: Just got to here.

What game is close/should I watch?

Auburn Clemson


Just flipped that on, thanks.
 
2012-09-01 10:17:07 PM

radiobiz: So what's the story with the rule change on bringing the ball out to the 25 if it's a touchback on kickoff? I somehow missed that one completely.


I learned about it Thursday. I don't like it.
 
2012-09-01 10:17:39 PM
Dude, Michigan, 'bama is a snooze fest
 
2012-09-01 10:18:44 PM
This Yeldon kid is going to be awesome for this and two more years.
 
2012-09-01 10:18:46 PM
That should seal it up nicely.
 
2012-09-01 10:19:12 PM
Clemson rolling. Runnin the piss outta that clock.
 
2012-09-01 10:20:17 PM
Holy fark do I dislike Gene Chizik. He no longer has Gus Malzahn and Cam Newton to make him appear competent.
 
2012-09-01 10:22:21 PM

MyEnamine: Holy fark do I dislike Gene Chizik. He no longer has Gus Malzahn and Cam Newton to make him appear competent.


I think it was about 90% Cam Newton.
 
2012-09-01 10:24:43 PM

Krymson Tyde: MyEnamine: Holy fark do I dislike Gene Chizik. He no longer has Gus Malzahn and Cam Newton to make him appear competent.

I think it was about 90% Cam Newton.


Now, now, Nick Fairley and other defensive players having no problems stomping on players, hitting opponents in the small of their back with speared helmets seconds after a pass is released, and DBs who were grabbing more shirt than a horny schoolboy certainly helped that team, as well.
 
2012-09-01 10:24:49 PM
I know I'm supposed to be for the SEC team, but go Clemson!
 
2012-09-01 10:25:39 PM
Good lord, Savannah State needs to think about never scheduling a 1-A opponent ever again.
 
2012-09-01 10:25:55 PM

puffy999: Krymson Tyde: MyEnamine: Holy fark do I dislike Gene Chizik. He no longer has Gus Malzahn and Cam Newton to make him appear competent.

I think it was about 90% Cam Newton.

Now, now, Nick Fairley and other defensive players having no problems stomping on players, hitting opponents in the small of their back with speared helmets seconds after a pass is released, and DBs who were grabbing more shirt than a horny schoolboy certainly helped that team, as well.


I can admit when I'm wrong.
 
2012-09-01 10:26:30 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: steamingpile: Just got out of watching killer Joe, man what happened to Michigan? Is it a game at all or a curb stomping?

Alabama = The chicken leg that Matthew McConaughey holds.

Michigan = Gina Gershon.


LOL that was the strangest scene ever.
 
2012-09-01 10:26:57 PM
Really? Are we at that point where we have to public service announcements to *save* money?
 
2012-09-01 10:27:04 PM
Points versus yards. I think 99yds and a 4pt lead would be better than 75 and only 7pt lead.
 
2012-09-01 10:27:17 PM
BAM!
 
2012-09-01 10:27:17 PM
Damn that was a hit on 38!
 
2012-09-01 10:27:56 PM
Somehow I get the feeling that pitching the ball 9 yards into the backfield against Alabama's defense on 3rd & 1 isn't the best of ideas.
 
2012-09-01 10:27:56 PM
That last play looked pretty helmet to helmet.
 
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