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(ESPN)   Can LSU survive post Honey Badger? Will USC bounce back following sanctions? Can Pertino-less Arkansas avoid the big upset? Will Alabama/Michigan bring down Jerry's House? Grab a beer and some wings, it's time for college football   (espn.go.com) divider line 1131
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2012-09-01 08:24:02 PM  
And Michigan's offense rewards its defense...
 
2012-09-01 08:24:05 PM  
DeNard Robinson is about as accurate as bukkake.
 
2012-09-01 08:24:35 PM  

PluckYew: Krymson Tyde: 12349876: cookiefleck: ModernPrimitive01: geom_00: Good luck Michigan....that hurt to type

Good luck Bama....that hurt to type


/Go Vols

Why do you want 'bama to win? If anything you want 'bama to lose to give vols more of a chance, I would think..

In non-conference games you want teams in your conference to win to help your BCS score. A win against an Alabama team that beat Michigan is going to look much better to the humans and the computers than a win against an Alabama team that lost to Michigan.

I don't know why more people do not understand this.

Yeah, except Alabama is Tennessee's rival. It would be like a Michigan fan pulling for OSU, shouldn't happen EVER.


I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.
 
2012-09-01 08:24:41 PM  
Punt was great, coverage was balls.
 
2012-09-01 08:24:56 PM  
Wow, great punt by Michigan.
 
2012-09-01 08:25:49 PM  

puffy999: DeNard Robinson is about as accurate as bukkake.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-09-01 08:27:05 PM  
Two things:
a) Is "Al-Ah-Bamah" one of those 57 states Obama was talking about?
2) Did teams spend this offseason practicing different ways to pull off helmets with this new rule?
D) I like the song that is used in the Internet Explorer commercial.
 
2012-09-01 08:28:24 PM  
Excuse my ignorance, I mostly watch for fun and for who wins and loses and am not a bcs master..
 
2012-09-01 08:28:44 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.


Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.
 
2012-09-01 08:29:41 PM  

Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.


But they love it when Vol players take their helmets off prematurely...
 
2012-09-01 08:29:50 PM  
USC TAINT

And a Hawaii player got f*cking destroyed on a block.
 
2012-09-01 08:30:51 PM  
Tennessee is our rival, which is why I posted the NC State logo in the thread yesterday. A perfect season is when UT is winless. Yeah, it's not working out so well for me.
 
2012-09-01 08:31:31 PM  
And by "block" I mean "hit on a guy that was 5 yards away from the man walking into the endzone."

But Hawaii is one of those teams that's earned that kind of treatment. I shouldn't say that, since I'm sure Norm Chow is going to change that culture, but meh.
 
2012-09-01 08:31:37 PM  

Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.


I think Fulmer turned Alabama in at some point and it cost you guys some sanctions. I really look forward to the October Alabama game, it's one of those awesome football traditions. Every Alabama/TN game I've been to, the fan bases are respectful to each other. At Florida games it gets downright ugly to the point I've seen punches thrown while tailgating.
 
2012-09-01 08:32:04 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.

But they love it when Vol players take their helmets off prematurely...


:-D
 
2012-09-01 08:32:49 PM  
Christ, stop sucking Yeldon's cock, Brent.
 
2012-09-01 08:33:24 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.


This seems to be true of most SEC fans (regarding Tennessee).
 
2012-09-01 08:33:50 PM  

bulldg4life: Two things:
a) Is "Al-Ah-Bamah" one of those 57 states Obama was talking about?
2) Did teams spend this offseason practicing different ways to pull off helmets with this new rule?
D) I like the song that is used in the Internet Explorer commercial.


a. derp
2. No, but with the new rule everyone highlights helmets going off. It used to just be a passing thing but now you notice it every time.
d. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZFmo
 
2012-09-01 08:33:53 PM  
WOOHOOO
 
2012-09-01 08:34:20 PM  

Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.


My boyfriend, the_rev' and I are going to the 'bama/volts game on the 20th.. It's my birthday and our anniversary gift.
 
2012-09-01 08:35:29 PM  

Sargun: d. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZFmo


Is this about hating that "throw up orange"?
 
2012-09-01 08:35:57 PM  

IAmRight: Krymson Tyde: Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.

This seems to be true of most SEC fans (regarding Tennessee).


cdn2.sbnation.com
Haters gonna hate
 
2012-09-01 08:36:09 PM  

Krymson Tyde: WOOHOOO


I hate Michigan. I hate Ohio State, too, just to throw that in.
But I also hate Alabama. I also really hate Nick Saban.
But I also really farking hate shiatty football.

So I can't root for either team and I don't want to watch a bad game. What the fark do I do, KT?
 
2012-09-01 08:36:54 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I think Fulmer turned Alabama in at some point and it cost you guys some sanctions. I really look forward to the October Alabama game, it's one of those awesome football traditions. Every Alabama/TN game I've been to, the fan bases are respectful to each other. At Florida games it gets downright ugly to the point I've seen punches thrown while tailgating.


True, but my hatred for Tennessee goes back much much further than that.
 
2012-09-01 08:37:30 PM  
I cannot believe I live in austin and I cant watch the god damn game. F UT.

Also, none of my streams are working lol.
 
2012-09-01 08:37:50 PM  
82 yard TD for Wyoming? Nice.
 
2012-09-01 08:38:11 PM  

Sargun: Krymson Tyde: WOOHOOO

I hate Michigan. I hate Ohio State, too, just to throw that in.
But I also hate Alabama. I also really hate Nick Saban.
But I also really farking hate shiatty football.

So I can't root for either team and I don't want to watch a bad game. What the fark do I do, KT?


Battle of the Tigers on ESPN?
 
2012-09-01 08:38:20 PM  

Sargun: Krymson Tyde: WOOHOOO

I hate Michigan. I hate Ohio State, too, just to throw that in.
But I also hate Alabama. I also really hate Nick Saban.
But I also really farking hate shiatty football.

So I can't root for either team and I don't want to watch a bad game. What the fark do I do, KT?


Well, I'm, at least in my opinion, an all right guy. Be for Bama.
 
2012-09-01 08:38:43 PM  
Oh wow, and the highlight is much more impressive than the stat.
 
2012-09-01 08:39:44 PM  
Denard, meanwhile, can't throw worth shiat.

It's a great strategy: play overrated teams with overrated players, make your overrated team look better by comparison. Rinse, repeat.
 
2012-09-01 08:40:34 PM  
That one was actually an okay throw, but the receiver didn't tun "to" the ball.
 
2012-09-01 08:40:58 PM  

cookiefleck: Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.

My boyfriend, the_rev' and I are going to the 'bama/volts game on the 20th.. It's my birthday and our anniversary gift.


EIP, if for some reason he can't go.
 
2012-09-01 08:41:12 PM  
Denard is awful tonight.
 
2012-09-01 08:41:38 PM  

Krymson Tyde: cookiefleck: Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.

My boyfriend, the_rev' and I are going to the 'bama/volts game on the 20th.. It's my birthday and our anniversary gift.

EIP, if for some reason he can't go.


Or if you can't go.
 
2012-09-01 08:41:54 PM  

puffy999: Denard, meanwhile, can't throw worth shiat.

It's a great strategy: play overrated teams with overrated players, make your overrated team look better by comparison. Rinse, repeat.


Base on the above statement: Then who isn't overrated? 

Alabama and LSU will play anyone
 
2012-09-01 08:43:49 PM  
Just got off work and late to the party. Rooooolllll Tide!

Suck it haters.
 
2012-09-01 08:45:20 PM  

radiobiz: Just got off work and late to the party. Rooooolllll Tide!

Suck it haters.


ROLL TIDE!

TOUCHDOWN!!!
 
2012-09-01 08:45:27 PM  
Holy crap was that 11 on 10?
 
2012-09-01 08:45:29 PM  
Go ugly early, Michigan.
 
2012-09-01 08:46:12 PM  
SEC 14, Michigan 0
 
2012-09-01 08:46:21 PM  
Makes me so happy when Big Blue blows. Ahhh....
 
2012-09-01 08:46:22 PM  

Krymson Tyde: Krymson Tyde: cookiefleck: Krymson Tyde: ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.

Almost every Alabama fan I know, and I know a lot, hates Tennessee more than any other, including Auburn.

My boyfriend, the_rev' and I are going to the 'bama/volts game on the 20th.. It's my birthday and our anniversary gift.

EIP, if for some reason he can't go.

Or if you can't go.


Oh, we're both f*cking going..
 
2012-09-01 08:46:42 PM  
That was beautiful.
 
2012-09-01 08:46:45 PM  
tOSU fan, so I don't know who to root for. Hate the SEC with the heat of a 1000 forest fires, but... Michigan.
 
2012-09-01 08:46:58 PM  
Texas aTm better hope their 12th man can suit up.
 
2012-09-01 08:47:28 PM  
My 5 year old just yelled, "Roll Tide Alabama Go."

Makes a daddy proud.
 
2012-09-01 08:48:14 PM  

hulk hogan meat shoes: Denard is awful tonight.


p.twimg.com
 
2012-09-01 08:48:16 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I think if you talk to the average Tennesseean, we hate Florida a lot more than Alabama. Sure we play them every year but I can't say it's a hated rivalry on the same level as with Florida. During the Spurrier era the SEC east was dominated by Florida/TN so that rivalry really built up. I'm not saying Alabama isn't a rivalry, it just doesn't seem to have the same level of hatred as the Florida rivalry.


My dad taught me to hate two things: Kentucky in basketball and Alabama in everything.

Any Tennessee fan born before 1990 knows the true rival is, was and always will be Alabama.
 
2012-09-01 08:48:21 PM  

Nick Nostril: tOSU fan, so I don't know who to root for. Hate the SEC with the heat of a 1000 forest fires, but... Michigan.


Just understand that your team is owned by the SEC and continue to hate Michigan.
Its simple
 
2012-09-01 08:49:11 PM  

Nick Nostril: tOSU fan, so I don't know who to root for. Hate the SEC with the heat of a 1000 forest fires, but... Michigan.


I've been led to understand you guys hate UM more than ANYTHING else. Is that not true?
 
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