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(ESPN)   Can LSU survive post Honey Badger? Will USC bounce back following sanctions? Can Pertino-less Arkansas avoid the big upset? Will Alabama/Michigan bring down Jerry's House? Grab a beer and some wings, it's time for college football   (espn.go.com) divider line 1131
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2012-09-01 03:56:31 PM  

Donnchadha: Somebody in the Miami/BC game needs to get a penalty for "giving him the business"


someone is watching this game? Miami is incredible but un-coachable
 
2012-09-01 03:56:45 PM  

FriarReb98: This announcer in the Suckacuse game, fwiw, is Pam Ward-level bad.


Good God! My sincerest condolences.!
 
2012-09-01 03:57:21 PM  
I was told by someone that southern miss would be competitive with Nebraska. What happened?
 
2012-09-01 03:57:23 PM  
What the fark am I watching? BC is up 14-0 on Miami.
 
2012-09-01 03:57:37 PM  

PluckYew: FriarReb98: This announcer in the Suckacuse game, fwiw, is Pam Ward-level bad.

that'sthejoke.jpg?

Or are you talking about Joey Galloway?


Shiat. Nevermind, was thinking of Doris Burke getting fired (thank FSM). But either way, she does in fact suck royally.
 
2012-09-01 03:57:47 PM  
Goddammit, blown pick 6 followed up by Nebraska TD.
 
2012-09-01 03:58:06 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: TheDumbBlonde: Muschamp should do less screaming and more effective coaching.

that was my general opinion watching him last year. He yells at everyone, including the refs. Spurrier used to yell or take it out on his visor, but Muschamp cranks it up to full pants on the head retarded levels


Full agreement. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a massive stroke on the sidelines.
 
2012-09-01 03:58:16 PM  
The B1G better watch out. After 90 years it appears that Nebraska may have discovered the forward pass.
 
2012-09-01 03:58:23 PM  

TheDumbBlonde: bemis23: The first half of the first quarter is not going like I want. Missing a wide open receiver, a near-block on a punt, and a still questionable running game. It does seem the o-line is improved, but we'll have to play a real SEC opponent before we know that for sure.

With Charlie Weiss gone it can only get better.


Well, I'm willing to agree with that. I like the Brent Pease style, I just hope it doesn't result in lot of pre-snap penalties.
 
2012-09-01 03:59:10 PM  
102 yard kickoff return for So Miss
 
2012-09-01 03:59:14 PM  
Well there's a way for southern miss to score.
 
2012-09-01 03:59:25 PM  
I hate one-trick ponies at QB and, as a Huskers fan, I always looked at Taylor Martinez with a crooked eyebrow.

HOLY CRAP! I know he worked out with some great QB coaches but I've heard that a thousand times before.

GBR!
 
2012-09-01 03:59:32 PM  

FriarReb98: PluckYew: FriarReb98: This announcer in the Suckacuse game, fwiw, is Pam Ward-level bad.

that'sthejoke.jpg?

Or are you talking about Joey Galloway?

Shiat. Nevermind, was thinking of Doris Burke getting fired (thank FSM). But either way, she does in fact suck royally.


It's Beth Mowins, I thought it WAS Pam Ward
 
2012-09-01 03:59:38 PM  

Owangotang: Boy that Penn State culture sure is changing! Well done NCAA! BIG TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL is just too big to fail, even in the wake of the coverup of a child rapist being exposed.

Now just like I predicted months ago the football-as-healing narrative is being put out there. PSU football heals nothing, it only served as the motivating factor to cover up child rape.

But hey, enjoy today! BIG TIME COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!! YEAAAAAAA!!!!!!


Well put. Let's just get right to it and disband the PSU football program.

/Srsly
 
2012-09-01 04:00:31 PM  

PluckYew: It's Beth Mowins, I thought it WAS Pam Ward


Realizing that now. And yes, Beth Mowins is a Pam Ward/Doris Burke wannabe and horrible at it.
 
2012-09-01 04:00:35 PM  
LOL, what the fark kind of play was that with 2 seconds left?
 
2012-09-01 04:01:03 PM  

expobill: Donnchadha: Somebody in the Miami/BC game needs to get a penalty for "giving him the business"

someone is watching this game? Miami is incredible but un-coachable


I just flipped through and noticed that Ron Cherry is the ref in that game
 
2012-09-01 04:01:08 PM  

Spaced Cowboy: LOL, what the fark kind of play was that with 2 seconds left?


They kind you call if you're Suck-a-cuse. Or Jimmy Clausen, either way.
 
2012-09-01 04:01:15 PM  
What a sucktacular ending to the Northwestern-Syracuse game. Hilarious.
 
2012-09-01 04:01:29 PM  
BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?
 
2012-09-01 04:02:20 PM  

PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?


Well, are you getting something instead, like a Pac 12 game or something?
 
2012-09-01 04:03:08 PM  
Holy smokes, what's up with all those empty seats at the Swamp?

/Come on BG, keep the Ohio public university flag flying
 
2012-09-01 04:03:20 PM  

FriarReb98: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

Well, are you getting something instead, like a Pac 12 game or something?


WatchESPN.

Wish FARK had an edit button.
 
2012-09-01 04:03:23 PM  

mikaloyd: I think this is the first time Ive seen So Miss play anybody except Grambling.


Southern Miss and Southern of Southern/Grambling fame are two completely different schools.
 
2012-09-01 04:04:46 PM  

The Homer Tax: mikaloyd: I think this is the first time Ive seen So Miss play anybody except Grambling.

Southern Miss and Southern of Southern/Grambling fame are two completely different schools.


Yeah, Southern Miss isn't afraid to put together a proper NC schedule. They aren't Fresno "We'll farking play anybody" State yet, but they aren't Kansas State.
 
2012-09-01 04:06:22 PM  

PluckYew: FriarReb98: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

Well, are you getting something instead, like a Pac 12 game or something?

WatchESPN.

Wish FARK had an edit button.


That means its on tv where you are.
 
2012-09-01 04:06:27 PM  
Hey Miami, you have to catch those passes, not let them bounce out of your hands.
 
2012-09-01 04:07:18 PM  

Donnchadha: expobill: Donnchadha: Somebody in the Miami/BC game needs to get a penalty for "giving him the business"

someone is watching this game? Miami is incredible but un-coachable

I just flipped through and noticed that Ron Cherry is the ref in that game


I read that as Don Cherry, and was about to ask for a screenshot of his jacket
 
2012-09-01 04:07:20 PM  

Donnchadha: expobill: Donnchadha: Somebody in the Miami/BC game needs to get a penalty for "giving him the business"

someone is watching this game? Miami is incredible but un-coachable

I just flipped through and noticed that Ron Cherry is the ref in that game


coaches' corner?
/UMiami was fun to watch, and I will miss supporting them!
 
2012-09-01 04:07:43 PM  

PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?


You have to be the only person in the Northwest that wants to watch that game.
 
2012-09-01 04:08:27 PM  

The Homer Tax: PluckYew: FriarReb98: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

Well, are you getting something instead, like a Pac 12 game or something?

WatchESPN.

Wish FARK had an edit button.

That means its on tv where you are.


I don't have cable TV
 
2012-09-01 04:09:22 PM  
W T F

Did the Florida defense forget how to tackle?
 
2012-09-01 04:09:46 PM  
I know it's not an important game, but I totally wish NESN wouldn't put their broadband signal on their basic network for football games. Can't read half the score....
 
2012-09-01 04:09:57 PM  

geom_00: Donnchadha: expobill: Donnchadha: Somebody in the Miami/BC game needs to get a penalty for "giving him the business"

someone is watching this game? Miami is incredible but un-coachable

I just flipped through and noticed that Ron Cherry is the ref in that game

I read that as Don Cherry, and was about to ask for a screenshot of his jacket


Me too. Gawd I hope theres hockey this year instead of a strike.
 
2012-09-01 04:10:45 PM  

IAmRight: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

You have to be the only person in the Northwest that wants to watch that game.


Possibly FLA is a future opponent. I can get the Nebraska game over the air, not that I want to watch it. Damn US Open
 
2012-09-01 04:11:00 PM  

PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?


Surprisingly, BGSU is up 7-0 right now. Didn't see that coming. Sorry to hear about the blackout.
 
2012-09-01 04:11:20 PM  

geom_00: Donnchadha: expobill: Donnchadha: Somebody in the Miami/BC game needs to get a penalty for "giving him the business"

someone is watching this game? Miami is incredible but un-coachable

I just flipped through and noticed that Ron Cherry is the ref in that game

I read that as Don Cherry, and was about to ask for a screenshot of his jacket


For those who haven't seen it, Ron Cherry's claim to fame
 
2012-09-01 04:11:45 PM  

PluckYew: IAmRight: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

You have to be the only person in the Northwest that wants to watch that game.

Possibly FLA is a future opponent. I can get the Nebraska game over the air, not that I want to watch it. Damn US Open


And womens soccer.
 
2012-09-01 04:12:22 PM  

CognaciousThunk: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

Surprisingly, BGSU is up 7-0 right now. Didn't see that coming. Sorry to hear about the blackout.


Saved by the first row dot eu...Game is on ESPN
 
2012-09-01 04:12:57 PM  
Waiting for LSU tonight.
Ribs slow-roasting in the kitchen.
Fark, TFG, Facebook all running.

Football season, I've missed you!
 
2012-09-01 04:15:54 PM  
Hey Penn State, how about actually winning a game in this millennium? You're making the rest of the Big 10 look bad.
 
2012-09-01 04:20:02 PM  

PluckYew: The Homer Tax: PluckYew: FriarReb98: PluckYew: BGSU/FLA is blacked out in my area.

I am in Southwest WASHINGTON!! WTF?

Well, are you getting something instead, like a Pac 12 game or something?

WatchESPN.

Wish FARK had an edit button.

That means its on tv where you are.

I don't have cable TV


ESPN doesn't care.
 
2012-09-01 04:21:35 PM  
So I just realized that I can watch all the HD channels.

This is amusing because I don't own an HD television. The widescreen picture gets compressed though, so I can see the whole image, but everybody is now really tall and skinny.
 
2012-09-01 04:21:57 PM  
wow So Miss has tied it up
 
2012-09-01 04:22:10 PM  
Sorry... there should have been a CSB warning on that.
 
2012-09-01 04:23:30 PM  
Florida is getting it going, can't wait to see them play the Vols in 2 weeks
 
2012-09-01 04:25:57 PM  
fark YEAH TOUCHDOWN GATORS!

Nice to see Gillislee get it goin!
 
2012-09-01 04:26:40 PM  
How was PSU getting beaten an 'upset'? Even if Ohio is not much of bigtime program, PSU has been, rightfully, cock-punched, curb-stomped and castrated.
 
2012-09-01 04:26:42 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Florida is getting it going, can't wait to see them play the Vols in 2 weeks


Please. I don't this stress.
 
2012-09-01 04:26:48 PM  
One of these days I'd love to see a big time college football game. Biggest I've ever seen is a UConn-URI game back when UConn was 1-AA. (URI upset them in a farking deluge, was fun as hell.)
 
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