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(Daily Mail)   Kristen Stewart filmed having a threesome. I'd tell you that she has this bored look on her face but you already know that and you already clicked anyway   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2012-09-02 12:01:32 PM  
I really wish people would get this straight.

If you're sharing a woman with another guy, and there's testicular contact, it is NOT gay.

At worst, since you're kinda nailing a broad at the time, it would be considered Bi. And there's nothing wrong whatsoever about batting from both dugouts. Its 2012, for FSM's sake. Get with the times.

Now, if you're sharing a GUY with another guy, you can still be Bi as well. That is also a threesome. But if you basically NEVER tag up to the female side, then you might be gay. Also nothing wrong with that, it just means you're limiting your options to half the species.
 
2012-09-02 01:46:18 PM  
Whatever. I thought she was hot in Zathura.
 
2012-09-02 04:11:10 PM  

MoronLessOff: Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.

I chickened out on my shot at FFM. Biggest regret of my life. I was one zipper pull away and I choked.


That's sad I've had every kind of combination of threeway I could, although well I can be a slut at times but it was really just fun between friends:)
 
2012-09-02 04:21:31 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.

I chickened out on my shot at FFM. Biggest regret of my life. I was one zipper pull away and I choked.

That's sad I've had every kind of combination of threeway I could, although well I can be a slut at times but it was really just fun between friends:)


I has the jealous. I don't know if the opportunity will ever come up again, but it sure isn't for a lack of trying.
 
2012-09-02 04:31:18 PM  

MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.

I chickened out on my shot at FFM. Biggest regret of my life. I was one zipper pull away and I choked.

That's sad I've had every kind of combination of threeway I could, although well I can be a slut at times but it was really just fun between friends:)

I has the jealous. I don't know if the opportunity will ever come up again, but it sure isn't for a lack of trying.


Well you're married aren't you? Things get more complicated then. Main reason I never got married :)
 
2012-09-02 04:32:08 PM  

Mugato: Balchinian: Gangbang = people standing in line, waiting to have sex.

I thought the clinical term for that was "running a train".


Yeah, I though in a gangbang there was more than one person on base at a time, a trin is one at a time, the rest in line. I think gangbang starts at 3 or more guys on one girl.
 
2012-09-02 04:40:03 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.

I chickened out on my shot at FFM. Biggest regret of my life. I was one zipper pull away and I choked.

That's sad I've had every kind of combination of threeway I could, although well I can be a slut at times but it was really just fun between friends:)

I has the jealous. I don't know if the opportunity will ever come up again, but it sure isn't for a lack of trying.

Well you're married aren't you? Things get more complicated then. Main reason I never got married :)


I could divulge a little more via EIP.
 
2012-09-02 04:42:04 PM  

MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: tinfoil-hat maggie: MoronLessOff: Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.

I chickened out on my shot at FFM. Biggest regret of my life. I was one zipper pull away and I choked.

That's sad I've had every kind of combination of threeway I could, although well I can be a slut at times but it was really just fun between friends:)

I has the jealous. I don't know if the opportunity will ever come up again, but it sure isn't for a lack of trying.

Well you're married aren't you? Things get more complicated then. Main reason I never got married :)

I could divulge a little more via EIP.


Alright, you know where to find me ;)
 
2012-09-02 07:40:06 PM  
I confused Kristen Stewart for Kristen Bell. I am now sad.
 
2012-09-02 10:09:50 PM  
Would eat every inch of her.

Literally.

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2012-09-03 01:03:10 AM  

jmr61: Would eat every inch of her.

Literally.

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fc05.deviantart.net
 
2012-09-03 02:19:11 AM  

jmr61: Would eat every inch of her.

Literally.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 495x768]


B.L.Z. Bub: jmr61: Would eat every inch of her.

Literally.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 495x768]

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Like I said in the other thread, you all must be termites since she's so wooden.
 
2012-09-03 03:33:11 AM  

groppet: Thou shall not make eye contact or touch genitals with the other guy in the devils threesome or its gay


Man Law!
 
2012-09-03 01:15:17 PM  

jmr61: Would eat every inch of her.

Literally.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 495x768]


That's a New Moon I think we'd all like to see.
 
2012-09-03 02:38:50 PM  

mcmnky: And if it inspires tweens who follow her to read the book, then she is a good role model.


I'm 31. The Twilight craze started approximately five years ago.

By the time I'm midlife crisis'ing, the tweens who have grown up on this stuff for whom Kristen Stewart is a role model will be hot, barely legal pieces of ass who know what they're doing in bed, enjoy it, and are highly experimental.

I have ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH THIS.
 
2012-09-03 04:06:30 PM  

that bosnian sniper: mcmnky: And if it inspires tweens who follow her to read the book, then she is a good role model.

I'm 31. The Twilight craze started approximately five years ago.

By the time I'm midlife crisis'ing, the tweens who have grown up on this stuff for whom Kristen Stewart is a role model will be hot, barely legal pieces of ass who know what they're doing in bed, enjoy it, and are highly experimental.

I have ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM WITH THIS.


I meant On the Road, not the Twilight books. but I'm all aboard the "who cares if they (can) read, whatever maximizes slut production."

We cannot risk a slut gap!
 
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