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(Daily Mail)   Kristen Stewart filmed having a threesome. I'd tell you that she has this bored look on her face but you already know that and you already clicked anyway   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2012-09-01 06:35:19 PM  

cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.


What happens at 81?
 
2012-09-01 06:45:59 PM  

Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?

Houston, we have a problem.
 
2012-09-01 06:53:44 PM  
i237.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-01 06:57:07 PM  

StinkyFiddlewinks: Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?
Houston, we have a problem.


Actually the most you can have is 68. Once you get to 69 you have to turn around.
 
2012-09-01 07:06:01 PM  
That bare shoulder pic of her sitting between the two guys is tasty. I don't give a fark about her reputation for expressionlessness.
 
2012-09-01 07:10:50 PM  

StinkyFiddlewinks: Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?
Houston, we have a problem.


81-500 qualifies as a "World's Biggest Gang Bang" and requires people to work in shifts, as well as fluffers, jizzmoppers, and coont-ice-packers. Or you can do it in private and just call it an orgy.

When it's 501 or more, then it's transitions from "orgy" to "depraved cult fleshpile."
 
2012-09-01 07:23:36 PM  
Hey I wouldn't mind seeing her get Eiffel Towered. Or Eiffel Towering her. Shotgun mouth!
 
2012-09-01 07:26:10 PM  

Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?


That's the "Peacock Tail".
 
2012-09-01 08:00:04 PM  
She has the range of a piano thrown overhand
 
2012-09-01 08:01:03 PM  

ZeroCorpse: StinkyFiddlewinks: Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?
Houston, we have a problem.

81-500 qualifies as a "World's Biggest Gang Bang" and requires people to work in shifts, as well as fluffers, jizzmoppers, and coont-ice-packers. Or you can do it in private and just call it an orgy.

When it's 501 or more, then it's transitions from "orgy" to "depraved cult fleshpile."


I assume that after 501, there's so many people you just stick your dick in whatever's handy and hope for a good outcome.

/kind of like nailing a fat chick.
 
2012-09-01 08:06:32 PM  
She has the range of Terri Shiavo.
 
2012-09-01 08:54:20 PM  

mcmnky: And if it inspires tweens who follow her to read the book, then she is a good role model.


Has Cosmopolis gotten many Pattinson fangirls to read DeLillo yet?
 
ecl
2012-09-01 09:45:35 PM  

Mugato: She has the range of Terri Shiavo.


And melty tits.
 
2012-09-01 09:53:35 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: She really does have creepy, dead eyes. Do not want!


I'll just wait right here for the pictures of the hottie that you're banging...
 
2012-09-01 10:24:20 PM  
It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,
 
2012-09-01 10:40:18 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ZeroCorpse: StinkyFiddlewinks: Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?
Houston, we have a problem.

81-500 qualifies as a "World's Biggest Gang Bang" and requires people to work in shifts, as well as fluffers, jizzmoppers, and coont-ice-packers. Or you can do it in private and just call it an orgy.

When it's 501 or more, then it's transitions from "orgy" to "depraved cult fleshpile."

I assume that after 501, there's so many people you just stick your dick in whatever's handy and hope for a good outcome.

/kind of like nailing a fat chick.


Sooooo you recommend I leave my slap chop at home, got it.
 
2012-09-01 10:50:10 PM  
Was Shia LaBeouf involved?

/it's real then
 
2012-09-01 10:50:30 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.


Actually, she's only playing the part of a whore. Unless you're trying to make some smug reference to her and that director, in which case he's a whore too, remember?

And people seriously need to stop treating movies as role models for children.
 
2012-09-01 10:56:39 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Couldn't finish the book.


Why? It was great.

Sucks she's going to be in it which means its going to suck ass.
 
2012-09-01 11:07:58 PM  

cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.


Negative.

A "threesome" in the FMF sense involves (typically) all 3 members having sex together.
A MFM "threesome" does not include the two male members having sex together, hence the "gangbang" moniker.


And trust me, kiddies, having your junk that close in proximity to someone else isn't as easy as you think.
 
2012-09-01 11:13:08 PM  

fastfxr: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

Negative.

A "threesome" in the FMF sense involves (typically) all 3 members having sex together.
A MFM "threesome" does not include the two male members having sex together, hence the "gangbang" moniker.


And trust me, kiddies, having your junk that close in proximity to someone else isn't as easy as you think.


Out of curiosity, which of the three is not having sex? Oh, right...all three are having sex. Sorry chief, it is a threesome. Gangbang = people standing in line, waiting to have sex.
 
2012-09-01 11:18:41 PM  

Balchinian: Gangbang = people standing in line, waiting to have sex.


I thought the clinical term for that was "running a train".
 
2012-09-01 11:20:54 PM  

fastfxr: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

Negative.

A "threesome" in the FMF sense involves (typically) all 3 members having sex together.
A MFM "threesome" does not include the two male members having sex together, hence the "gangbang" moniker.


And trust me, kiddies, having your junk that close in proximity to someone else isn't as easy as you think.


The one I was involved in it did :)
/Maybe I just said that to make you uncomfortable, maybe not :)
 
2012-09-01 11:35:13 PM  

Mugato: Balchinian: Gangbang = people standing in line, waiting to have sex.

I thought the clinical term for that was "running a train".


LOL,clinical term :)
 
2012-09-02 12:04:59 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,


Happened to me once when I was on the road, but I didn't write a book.
 
2012-09-02 12:12:20 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

Happened to me once when I was on the road, but I didn't write a book.


I wasn't one the road but I should write a book, the movie would be fun and definitely not pg 13 :)
 
2012-09-02 12:21:14 AM  

StinkyFiddlewinks: Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?
Houston, we have a problem.


www.iafd.com


Actually 81 was never a problem for Houston
 
2012-09-02 12:26:48 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

Happened to me once when I was on the road, but I didn't write a book.

I wasn't one the road but I should write a book, the movie would be fun and definitely not pg 13 :)


er, on the the road, not one
FTFM
 
2012-09-02 12:28:33 AM  

Gunderson: StinkyFiddlewinks: Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?
Houston, we have a problem.

[www.iafd.com image 170x200]


Actually 81 was never a problem for Houston


Well of course you can clearly tell she's plastic, wut?
 
2012-09-02 12:42:21 AM  
Mmmm...two guys banging me at once. Nothing wrong with that...
 
2012-09-02 12:57:56 AM  

sweetfark: Mmmm...two guys banging me at once. Nothing wrong with that...


Hmmm... Sebastopol...
 
2012-09-02 01:02:53 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: sweetfark: Mmmm...two guys banging me at once. Nothing wrong with that...

Hmmm... Sebastopol...


That's Russian for "fingercuffs".
 
2012-09-02 01:03:16 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie:

The one I was involved in it did :)
/Maybe I just said that to make you uncomfortable, maybe not :)


How YOU doin'?
 
2012-09-02 01:09:11 AM  

sweetfark: Mmmm...two guys banging me at once. Nothing wrong with that...


Oh, it's fun, well most threesomes are:)
Also if you have the right two guys you get to watch them a bit, I mean if you're into that :)
 
2012-09-02 01:11:33 AM  

DreamyAltarBoy: sweetfark: Mmmm...two guys banging me at once. Nothing wrong with that...

Hmmm... Sebastopol...


Oh, and I want details of this road trip, well I'd ask for pics but I know cameras are difficult to operate and rarely thought of at such times :)
 
2012-09-02 01:15:55 AM  

Flappyhead: tinfoil-hat maggie:

The one I was involved in it did :)
/Maybe I just said that to make you uncomfortable, maybe not :)

How YOU doin'?


I'm doin' pretty good and you :)
/Granted I don't have near the fun I used to have but now that I'm single again I'm deciding on how I wanna change that.
 
2012-09-02 01:27:47 AM  
Oh and just because You and Your Friend sorta relevant :)
 
2012-09-02 02:21:20 AM  
Thou shall not make eye contact or touch genitals with the other guy in the devils threesome or its gay
 
2012-09-02 02:50:30 AM  

steamingpile: tallguywithglasseson: Couldn't finish the book.

Why? It was great.

Sucks she's going to be in it which means its going to suck ass.


Wow, you really do have terrible taste in everything.
 
2012-09-02 02:55:58 AM  

cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.


DP can happen but it's not necessary.
DP originated with 2...members..in the same hole. A lot of morons do tend to use the term loosely though, no pun intended, and it's lost any specificity.

Roasting her like a pig on a spit(one in the mouth, one in either of the lower holes), or getting a handy while your buddy gets the honey pot(from either party) is not DP. Nor is some simple heavy petting and grinding(which is likely all we'll actually see).

The specificity is needed because you could have one finger in the pink, and your tongue in her mouth, or a one finger in her nose and another in her ear, and it would totally count as DP. Retarded as that sounds, that's how it's been overused to the point of uselessness.

/specificity
//takin' it back
 
2012-09-02 03:18:47 AM  

Need a Dispenser Here: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

What happens at 81?


I don't know about 81, but at 88, you're gonna see some serious shiat.
 
2012-09-02 06:06:51 AM  
This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?


He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,


It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.
 
2012-09-02 06:32:25 AM  

Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.


Oh, thank you I honestly couldn't remember. I remember them sorta sharing girls as in one was in town and then the other but I guess I forgot that.
 
2012-09-02 07:39:56 AM  

Summoner101: redmond24: Devil's threesome, eww.

Approves:



/Or disapproves, rather
//The best part of that episode (and season) was Heather Gramm


Come on dog, this is a desperate mermaid, ya got to hit that!
 
2012-09-02 08:47:00 AM  
Why does Kristen Stewart always look like a kidnapped Belorussian girl who is pimped out and fed massive amounts of drugs?
 
2012-09-02 09:08:11 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: Why does Kristen Stewart always look like a kidnapped Belorussian girl who is pimped out and fed massive amounts of drugs?


She always looks like she needs Liam Neeson to come save her.
 
2012-09-02 09:36:42 AM  
I am pretty sure I could get that static look off her face during sex and turn it to one of total disgust
 
2012-09-02 10:10:02 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: fastfxr: cig-mkr: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.

Negative.

A "threesome" in the FMF sense involves (typically) all 3 members having sex together.
A MFM "threesome" does not include the two male members having sex together, hence the "gangbang" moniker.


And trust me, kiddies, having your junk that close in proximity to someone else isn't as easy as you think.

The one I was involved in it did :)
/Maybe I just said that to make you uncomfortable, maybe not :)


Not uncomfortable at all. Though I'm straight and comfortable, sword fighting for the mouth does make me a tad uncomfortable. ;-)
 
2012-09-02 10:24:09 AM  

Mopofdeath: This movie could be interesting if they go by the original scroll version but this is Hollywood so I'm sure they will completely modernize the script; it will involve a bunch of bull shiat romantic sub plots and be set in present time.

ModernLuddite: Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?

He very occasionally engaged in homosexual behavior but insisted he was straight because he was the pitcher. So yeah that probably makes him the straightest beat.

tinfoil-hat maggie: It's been a long time since I read "On the Road" but I don't remember a threesome in it, hmmmm,

It goes by quickly. Neil asks him to ball her with him because he wants to find out how it feels, Jack starts to do it but ends up sheepishly stopping because he feels too embarrassed.


I chickened out on my shot at FFM. Biggest regret of my life. I was one zipper pull away and I choked.
 
182
2012-09-02 11:32:28 AM  

Apos: [gifstumblr.com image 220x178]


she has jim breuer eyes.
 
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