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(Daily Mail)   Kristen Stewart filmed having a threesome. I'd tell you that she has this bored look on her face but you already know that and you already clicked anyway   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
    More: Spiffy, Kristen Stewart, dean, Elisabeth Moss, Garrett Hedlund, Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsberg, Kirsten Dunst  
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2012-09-01 09:22:55 AM  
Nothing updates your ice-biatch image in a positive way than filling the Internet with pictures of yourself being spit-roasted by two C-listers....
 
2012-09-01 10:17:07 AM  
She really does have creepy, dead eyes. Do not want!
 
2012-09-01 01:08:52 PM  
Wrong kind of threesome.

AIRTIGHT!
 
2012-09-01 01:26:29 PM  
Whatever, I'd still bang her.
 
2012-09-01 01:59:01 PM  
Oh god, she's coming!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-09-01 02:13:18 PM  
Couldn't finish the book.
 
2012-09-01 02:17:56 PM  
two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby
 
2012-09-01 02:25:29 PM  

MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby


And if the balls touch, they're gay.
 
2012-09-01 02:31:14 PM  

Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.


The two guys in question here were Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassidy. They didn't care.
 
2012-09-01 02:35:14 PM  

Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.


What if your balls touch her balls?
 
2012-09-01 02:41:15 PM  
you already clicked anyway

What, because the internet lacks pictures of attractive women?

/dnrtfa
 
2012-09-01 02:42:36 PM  
Looks like there is a Kristen Stewart film I will see.
 
2012-09-01 02:50:05 PM  
i881.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-01 02:51:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: She really does have creepy, dead eyes. Do not want!


You know the thing about Kristen Stewart, she's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
 
2012-09-01 02:52:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.

What if your balls touch her balls?


Then you're in Brazil.
 
2012-09-01 02:59:15 PM  
You know what? This is,comparartively speaking,a delightful change from the inundation of Honey Boo Boo stories of late....
 
2012-09-01 03:00:50 PM  
Hasn't this movie been out for a while? There have been shakycam versions of these scenes on the web for months.
 
2012-09-01 03:07:37 PM  
Devil's threesome, eww.
 
2012-09-01 03:07:42 PM  

Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.



It's OK if it happens in a 3 way, It's the golden rule.
 
2012-09-01 03:10:02 PM  

Tom_Slick: Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.


It's OK if it happens in a 3 way, It's the golden rule.


The Golden Rule is "Don't make eye contact with the other guy."
 
2012-09-01 03:11:13 PM  

redmond24: Devil's threesome, eww.


/NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-01 03:13:26 PM  
It's not gay, if it's a threeway....

i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-01 03:20:15 PM  
If she brings Ashley Greene I'd let her play along.
 
2012-09-01 03:24:14 PM  

MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby


No it is totally not, please go watch more porn before posting.
P.S. You will likely be shocked when you discover ATM sections do not feature automatic teller machines.
 
2012-09-01 03:29:44 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: FirstNationalBastard: Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.

What if your balls touch her balls?

Then you're in Brazil.


I thought you were in Thailand... or so I've heard...
 
2012-09-01 03:31:39 PM  
I'd prefer they made a movie version of Dr. Sax
 
2012-09-01 03:36:23 PM  

weapon13: Quantum Apostrophe: FirstNationalBastard: Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.

What if your balls touch her balls?

Then you're in Brazil.

I thought you were in Thailand... or so I've heard...


The tranny factories in Thailand are a distant second to Brazil's. Or so I've been told.
 
2012-09-01 03:41:05 PM  

alwaysjaded: [i881.photobucket.com image 461x600]


Time to pound some meat puppets!

/Can't wait for Sept. 18.
 
2012-09-01 03:42:54 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: FirstNationalBastard: Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.

What if your balls touch her balls?

Then you're in Brazil.


Or "Thigh"land

img.ngoisao.vn
 
2012-09-01 03:58:08 PM  

Mugato: Wrong kind of threesome.


That's the Devil's Threesome!
 
2012-09-01 04:03:17 PM  
Proof that men will fark anything that walks.
 
2012-09-01 04:12:07 PM  
gifstumblr.com
 
2012-09-01 04:16:21 PM  
A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.
 
2012-09-01 04:40:19 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.


i578.photobucket.com

Role Model?
 
2012-09-01 04:42:19 PM  
I don't understand all the hate for her, but then again I'm the guy at work whose response to gossip is "So?"

Not a big fan of her movies, but what she does on her own time is her own business.
 
2012-09-01 04:43:25 PM  

redmond24: Devil's threesome, eww.


Approves:

images.buddytv.com

/Or disapproves, rather
//The best part of that episode (and season) was Heather Gramm
 
2012-09-01 04:54:11 PM  
i240.photobucket.com
 
2012-09-01 05:07:40 PM  

MorePeasPlease: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

No it is totally not, please go watch more porn before posting.
P.S. You will likely be shocked when you discover ATM sections do not feature automatic teller machines.


a thousand pardons, porn nazi. you may now return to your guy on guy atm vids. enjoy
 
2012-09-01 05:18:51 PM  

Gunderson: And if the balls touch, they're gay.


There's no flag for incidental contact. You must be using replacement refs.
 
2012-09-01 05:22:50 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.


Everyone who does a sex scene in a movie is a whore?
 
2012-09-01 05:27:48 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: weapon13: Quantum Apostrophe: FirstNationalBastard: Gunderson: MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby

And if the balls touch, they're gay.

What if your balls touch her balls?

Then you're in Brazil.

I thought you were in Thailand... or so I've heard...

The tranny factories in Thailand are a distant second to Brazil's. Or so I've been told.


You learn something new everyday!
 
2012-09-01 05:29:22 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.


Yes, how dare a woman enjoy sex! That's for men only.
 
2012-09-01 05:34:07 PM  

MrVeach: two guys one girl is called a gangbang, subby


That's DP, you need three to eighty guys for a gangbang.
 
2012-09-01 05:36:38 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.


It's a movie, dumbass.

And if it inspires tweens who follow her to read the book, then she is a good role model.
 
2012-09-01 05:56:41 PM  

Poundit Hardus: blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.

[i578.photobucket.com image 280x390]

Role Model?




That's turrible... turrible
 
2012-09-01 06:02:03 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: A whore is a whore is a whore. Way to be a good role-model for the stupid tweens who follow you, dumbass.


She's not a whore, she is a Trampire.
 
2012-09-01 06:11:54 PM  

MrVeach: a thousand pardons, porn nazi. you may now return to your guy on guy atm vids. enjoy


Thanks for starring in them, dude!
 
2012-09-01 06:17:15 PM  
Also MrVeach, it seems we joined Fark 3 days apart from each other back in 2002.

Respect


/...your Fark elder by 72 hours!
//neener neener 
 
Slu
2012-09-01 06:21:30 PM  
On the Road sucks. I couldn't even finish it.

This chick is not that hot.
 
2012-09-01 06:24:57 PM  
Actually, wasn't Jack the only beat who wasn't super gay?
 
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