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(AP)   Investigators are checking into Dr. Yourgonnadie's records to see if it's time for you to panic   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 46
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2012-09-01 04:16:25 PM
images.zap2it.com
 
2012-09-01 04:16:52 PM
Addo, 48, has been jailed in Cobb County, Ga., since his arrest, and neither the sheriff nor jail officials knew if he had an attorney

Give him 20 minutes alone with some supplies, and he can be one.
 
2012-09-01 04:17:28 PM
He was busted after using "ask.com" for medical advice?

What a scrub - Real doctors use Bing.
 
2012-09-01 04:19:02 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-01 04:19:03 PM
Dr. Youregonnaneedayuengling? Oh, nevermind.
 
2012-09-01 04:26:19 PM
and acted enough like a doctor not to raise any serious suspicion beyond one nurse - interviewed after Addo's Aug. 24, arrest - who wondered why he consulted ask.com when she questioned his treatment plan, Metts said.

Google cannot do a blood test, but outside that, Google can give medical advice about as good as most doctors anyways.
 
2012-09-01 04:35:11 PM

Oznog:
Google cannot do a blood test, but outside that, Google can give medical advice about as good as most doctors anyways.


Agreed. Much Addo about nothing.

I had a condition called dropfoot a few years ago. The muscle lifting my foot just stopped working. I went to the doctor because I couldn't run, I couldn't go up stairs - I was pretty freaked out. My doc couldn't do much except send me to a neurologist and give me something for the pain.
Which was odd, because I didn't tell him I felt any pain.
 
2012-09-01 04:47:26 PM
Actually this guy is a pretty good doctor.

I had a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drank hot chocolate, and he gave me very concise, easy to follow instructions on how to stop the pain.
 
2012-09-01 04:49:38 PM
Investigators are checking into Dr. Yourgonnadie's records to see if it's time for you to panic

Why didn't somebody tell me my farm5.staticflickr.com was so big?
 
2012-09-01 04:54:06 PM
theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-01 05:00:04 PM
10 whole thousand dollars, superior scam!
 
2012-09-01 05:01:00 PM

jaytkay: Actually this guy is a pretty good doctor.

I had a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drank hot chocolate, and he gave me very concise, easy to follow instructions on how to stop the pain.


"It hurts when I put my arm in a contorted way behind my neck!"
"Well, stop trying to maneuver your arm into a position that it can't follow"

/actual conversation between my father's mother and her doctor
 
2012-09-01 05:03:17 PM

you are a puppet: [images.zap2it.com image 432x288]


He should have concurred. Now he's in a big mess.
 
2012-09-01 05:03:53 PM

Oznog: and acted enough like a doctor not to raise any serious suspicion beyond one nurse - interviewed after Addo's Aug. 24, arrest - who wondered why he consulted ask.com when she questioned his treatment plan, Metts said.

Google cannot do a blood test, but outside that, Google can give medical advice about as good as most doctors anyways.


+1 Funny.
 
2012-09-01 05:06:04 PM
Dr. Naga...naga...naganaworkhereanymore
 
2012-09-01 05:09:54 PM
1-600-DOCTORB
 
2012-09-01 05:24:06 PM
Too bad he wasn't pretending to be a gynecologist.
 
2012-09-01 05:30:36 PM
Did he go to Hollywood Upstairs Madical College, too?
 
2012-09-01 05:33:36 PM
I read that headline as ....Dr. Gonaddies ....

/shortbus
 
2012-09-01 05:55:04 PM
It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor.
 
2012-09-01 06:05:03 PM
"might"?
 
2012-09-01 06:07:33 PM

jaytkay: Actually this guy is a pretty good doctor.

I had a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drank hot chocolate, and he gave me very concise, easy to follow instructions on how to stop the pain.


I had the same problem! Turns out, that's not how you use a straw.
 
2012-09-01 06:11:14 PM
Was he smoking Camels?
 
2012-09-01 06:32:11 PM
Given that most conditions and diseases are self-limiting, it's not hard to see how a good quack can pull this off for quite some time until he gets caught. After all, if you don't treat a cold, you'll be well in 7 days, but if you see a doctor, he can cure you in a week!
 
2012-09-01 06:38:13 PM
My doctor prescribed me suppositories. They didn't do anything for me, and tasted awful.
 
2012-09-01 06:41:06 PM
Good pretender: thegrio.files.wordpress.com

Better Pretender: webspace.webring.com
 
2012-09-01 06:50:29 PM
That was totally uncreative.

Subby should have said "Dr. Yerghanadai" or something with some subtlety. What was called for was a clever joke, and what subby delivered was f♥cking clown farts.
 
2012-09-01 06:51:07 PM
Leroy Abagnale?
 
2012-09-01 06:52:34 PM

ZeroCorpse: That was totally uncreative.

Subby should have said "Dr. Yerghanadai" or something with some subtlety. What was called for was a clever joke, and what subby delivered was f♥cking clown farts.


And even with the way it was done, it was still badly handled, as "you're" is what was meant, and "your" is was was spelled.

Ugh. I come here expecting Bill Hicks, and what I get is Gallagher.
 
2012-09-01 06:57:52 PM

ZeroCorpse: ZeroCorpse: That was totally uncreative.

Subby should have said "Dr. Yerghanadai" or something with some subtlety. What was called for was a clever joke, and what subby delivered was f♥cking clown farts.

And even with the way it was done, it was still badly handled, as "you're" is what was meant, and "your" is was was spelled.

Ugh. I come here expecting Bill Hicks, and what I get is Gallagher.


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2012-09-01 07:09:25 PM
jaytkay>Actually this guy is a pretty good doctor.

I had a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drank hot chocolate, and he gave me very concise, easy to follow instructions on how to stop the pain.

Was it? " take the spoon out of the mug first "
 
2012-09-01 07:09:31 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: My doctor prescribed me suppositories. They didn't do anything for me, and tasted awful.


Huh.

I had a throat problem and my doctor gave me a prostate exam. I know it was a real good prostate exam because he kept both his hands on my shoulders.

/ Amirite
// Veal
/// All week
//// Tip waitresses
 
2012-09-01 08:11:36 PM

assjuice: It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor.


I've had about a dozen psych's in as many years, and my favorite, at least in terms of personal rapport, was a black resident-and I was straight out of the hospital from a major crisis! Of course, this guy was nobody's stereotype-a true black hipster-ponytail, rode bike to work, every day was casual Fri., etc.
/I'm so white that people challenge my Dago surname! (You are supposed to capitalize "Dago", amirite?)
 
2012-09-01 08:18:51 PM

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And THAT policy is how you know he's not a REAL Doctor!
 
2012-09-01 08:25:09 PM

ZeroCorpse: ZeroCorpse: That was totally uncreative.

Subby should have said "Dr. Yerghanadai" or something with some subtlety. What was called for was a clever joke, and what subby delivered was f♥cking clown farts.

And even with the way it was done, it was still badly handled, as "you're" is what was meant, and "your" is was was spelled.

Ugh. I come here expecting Bill Hicks, and what I get is Gallagher.


So, You're even newer on FARK than I am! Well, allow me to show you around. First, there's the good articles, which you submitted (Redlit), and then there's the DERP (like this one.)
 
2012-09-01 08:26:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: Given that most conditions and diseases are self-limiting, it's not hard to see how a good quack can pull this off for quite some time until he gets caught. After all, if you don't treat a cold, you'll be well in 7 days, but if you see a doctor, he can cure you in a week!


Also he had some medical training. Most things in medicine are actually pretty simple. The main job of the doctor is to recognize what's going on when it's not simple and to recognize when what looks simple might be something more important in hiding.

assjuice: It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor.


AA is an issue but when one is recommend as good that ceases to be an issue.
 
2012-09-01 08:28:35 PM
Some days, I think they're ALL fake (This would HAVE to be one of those days!)
 
2012-09-01 08:58:01 PM

jaytkay: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: My doctor prescribed me suppositories. They didn't do anything for me, and tasted awful.

Huh.

I had a throat problem and my doctor gave me a prostate exam. I know it was a real good prostate exam because he kept both his hands on my shoulders.

/ Amirite
// Veal
/// All week
//// Tip waitresses


As much good as suppositories do 'ya, you may as well shove 'em up your butt hole.
 
2012-09-01 09:45:27 PM

Point02GPA: jaytkay: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: My doctor prescribed me suppositories. They didn't do anything for me, and tasted awful.

Huh.

I had a throat problem and my doctor gave me a prostate exam. I know it was a real good prostate exam because he kept both his hands on my shoulders.

/ Amirite
// Veal
/// All week
//// Tip waitresses

As much good as suppositories do 'ya, you may as well shove 'em up your butt hole.


Yeah, that's what he said when I called him about it. He sounded heated and impatient, too. Needless, to say, I never went back.
 
2012-09-01 10:06:17 PM

assjuice: It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor.


It doesn't sound racist, it is racist.
 
2012-09-01 10:15:46 PM

malaktaus: assjuice: It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor.

It doesn't sound racist, it is racist.


I trust him when he says "ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang"
 
2012-09-01 10:47:49 PM
If the guy was a complete moron, he still might have been better than the service doctor who diagnosed ripped cartilage and torn ligaments in my knee after an accident on board ship as "possible strain/sprain." The baby doc (med tech) on the ship diagnosed it straight off without an x-ray, but the biatch on a shore base with x-ray facilities was clueless. Only after trying to do an express test and having my knee lock in position mid-way did they concede that something might actually be wrong internally.
 
2012-09-01 11:49:56 PM
I had some hardship area guy at the student health clinic diagnose me with strep throat and acne when I came in with chicken pox in college. This was after explaining that the girl in the dorm room next door had been diagnosed with chicken pox and I'd never had it.
I now avoid doctors.
 
2012-09-02 01:06:43 AM

assjuice: It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor.


That's pretty stupid, how can you judge someone's medical competance by skin color?
 
2012-09-02 02:11:27 AM
It might sound racist, but i would never go to a black doctor because some of their blackness might rub off on me.
But im nor racist or anything , I mean , hell , I LIKE the jive brothers and eberybody knows the negros have the best grass , Just ax Spaulding.
 
2012-09-02 02:25:40 AM
Some years ago, I fractured my right knee cap; it got to hurting rather badly, so I went to Kaiser's and got an old Asian doctor. He looked at the X-rays and said it was probably congenital. I told him that I was there when I fell off that cliff and smacked that knee on a rock-- HELLO?
 
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