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(Courier Mail)   Man who made international headlines after a fire cracker explodes between his butt cheeks won't face criminal charges because a judge rules he's suffered enough. Sometimes justice truly is just   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 27
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2012-09-01 07:00:59 AM
the pic of him is a real beauty. there is some nsfw language in the article subby ...
balls
 
2012-09-01 07:32:26 AM
But did he get the gerbil out?
 
2012-09-01 07:34:41 AM
Try sticking a cracker up a cloaca next time!
 
2012-09-01 07:49:35 AM
The drunken antics unfolded during a party when Mr Bowden, a fitter and turner, said he was showing some friends from Queensland "a Territory good time".
If sticking a firecracker up your arse is considered a"good time",then i don't want to go to that party.
 
2012-09-01 07:50:18 AM

smadge1: Try sticking a cracker up a cloaca next time!


I think that chicken has been farked enough by the republicans anyway, no need to add injury to insult and more injury.
 
2012-09-01 08:04:30 AM

cajunns: The drunken antics unfolded during a party when Mr Bowden, a fitter and turner, said he was showing some friends from Queensland "a Territory good time".
If sticking a firecracker up your arse is considered a"good time",then i don't want to go to that party.


Here's the thing: if you tell someone you want to show them "a good time" , and that "good time" involves something being put in your ass, then what you are actually saying is that you want them to put other things in your ass as well.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-09-01 08:09:44 AM

cajunns: The drunken antics unfolded during a party when Mr Bowden, a fitter and turner, said he was showing some friends from Queensland "a Territory good time".
If sticking a firecracker up your arse is considered a"good time",then i don't want to go to that party.


Well I would not hold his beer but I like to watch Darwin's theory in action
 
2012-09-01 08:10:39 AM
adding his mum thought it was funny.

I really hope he means when she was told about it afterwards, and not that she was there watching..
 
2012-09-01 08:11:28 AM
``And I put one in my arse. . . I didn't burn my balls or back,'' he told The NT News at the time, adding his mum thought it was funny.
 
2012-09-01 08:11:59 AM

farkityfarker: adding his mum thought it was funny.

I really hope he means when she was told about it afterwards, and not that she was there watching..


Oops. Second line was obviously not supposed to be italicized. My apologies.
 
2012-09-01 08:13:36 AM

cajunns: The drunken antics unfolded during a party when Mr Bowden, a fitter and turner, said he was showing some friends from Queensland "a Territory good time".
If sticking a firecracker up your arse is considered a"good time",then i don't want to go to that party.


I really think "a Territory good time" should become a new meme. It reminded me of "Nishi-Kawaguchi style", which was a mini-meme a few years back (IIRC, two farkers used in their handle. One with hyphens, one without).
 
2012-09-01 08:15:08 AM
"He's already suffered enough."
Wow. If that really is the judge's opinion, then I stand in amazement of how reasonable the Australian legal system is.

Imagine: "He's suffered enough."

No judge or prosecutor in the American system has ever had that thought. If this fellow had done the same thing in the US, they'd have charged him for illegal fireworks and anything else they could come up with.

That's the American way: Kick someone in the face as hard as you can for as long as you can once they've screwed up. Be sure to yell, "FARK YOU!!!" at them repeatedly, as well.
 
2012-09-01 08:18:58 AM
I wonder what it would feel like to do this while auto-erotic asphyxiating myself...
 
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2012-09-01 08:21:19 AM

doczoidberg: No judge or prosecutor in the American system has ever had that thought. If this fellow had done the same thing in the US, they'd have charged him for illegal fireworks and anything else they could come up with.


I agree. It always makes me cringe when someone does something like fall asleep driving and the ensuing accident results in the death of their own children, yet the judge will give the parent a lengthy prison term. Could prison be worse that carrying the burden of causing the deaths of one's own children?
 
2012-09-01 08:23:06 AM

Honest Bender: I wonder what it would feel like to do this while auto-erotic asphyxiating myself...


Its really hard to light the firecracker because the tutu gets in the way.
 
2012-09-01 08:29:22 AM
"And I put one in my arse. . . I didn't burn my balls or back"

"He's already suffered enough."

No, I don't think so. Darwin is not finished yet. The retard can still reproduce.
 
2012-09-01 08:38:57 AM

Honest Bender: I wonder what it would feel like to do this while auto-erotic asphyxiating myself...


It's quite erotic actually. Lots of fun. Er, so I've heard.
 
2012-09-01 08:44:49 AM
He's very, very lucky to escape with just burns. The only other case of this I've heard of resulted in the gentleman who did it "completely destroying" his buttocks, rectum and genitals. Must have been a bigger firecracker, but any explosive force in a confined area can generate surprising amounts of carnage..
 
2012-09-01 08:55:59 AM

No Such Agency: He's very, very lucky to escape with just burns. The only other case of this I've heard of resulted in the gentleman who did it "completely destroying" his buttocks, rectum and genitals. Must have been a bigger firecracker, but any explosive force in a confined area can generate surprising amounts of carnage..


Genital Carnage? Band name!
 
2012-09-01 08:58:57 AM
For some reason--someone here must have mentioned it--I did a GIS for "butt firecracker." I think this guy gets the first several results, and it's nasty. OK, also funny, if you're into that sort of thing. Somebody must be.
 
2012-09-01 09:51:28 AM

NFA: doczoidberg: No judge or prosecutor in the American system has ever had that thought. If this fellow had done the same thing in the US, they'd have charged him for illegal fireworks and anything else they could come up with.

I agree. It always makes me cringe when someone does something like fall asleep driving and the ensuing accident results in the death of their own children, yet the judge will give the parent a lengthy prison term. Could prison be worse that carrying the burden of causing the deaths of one's own children?


So both of you agree that this idiot or someone falling asleep at the wheel suffers that much remorse? How about if they had just two drinks and hit a child? Let the remorse be the punishment? Sure, some will suffer remorse, I know I would, but to randomly make a statement that that would be sufficient is rather naive.
 
2012-09-01 10:52:31 AM

CallMeGomer: NFA: doczoidberg: No judge or prosecutor in the American system has ever had that thought. If this fellow had done the same thing in the US, they'd have charged him for illegal fireworks and anything else they could come up with.

I agree. It always makes me cringe when someone does something like fall asleep driving and the ensuing accident results in the death of their own children, yet the judge will give the parent a lengthy prison term. Could prison be worse that carrying the burden of causing the deaths of one's own children?

So both of you agree that this idiot or someone falling asleep at the wheel suffers that much remorse? How about if they had just two drinks and hit a child? Let the remorse be the punishment? Sure, some will suffer remorse, I know I would, but to randomly make a statement that that would be sufficient is rather naive.


If the real world were as cut and dry as you say, we could just skip the judge altogether and sentence the maximum "just to be sure". However, that's why we have judges - who theoretically have a sense of "judgement" and "common sense". It works sometimes.
 
2012-09-01 12:50:42 PM
www.biography.com

feels cheated.
 
2012-09-01 01:09:51 PM
NSFW Link

Agrees.
 
2012-09-01 03:44:10 PM
At least it was not a large sparkler, through his liver....
 
2012-09-01 04:16:59 PM
Sometimes justice is just... and for a while after the incident, this man is gonna need just ice.
 
2012-09-01 09:35:45 PM
at least that Margera moran got paid for being under 70 IQ.
 
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