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(KVUE Austin)   Hipster robs Portland bank, makes bank-robbing cool again   (kvue.com) divider line 12
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8749 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Sep 2012 at 10:29 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-01 10:33:48 AM  
2 votes:
This guy found the perfect disguise for Portland, OR. The cops will never find him.

Unless they just start rounding up all the hipsters into huge detention centers, and even as big a civil libertarian as I am, I'm OK with that.
2012-09-01 10:22:36 AM  
2 votes:
Liked this bank because the safe was still underground.
2012-09-01 12:14:06 PM  
1 votes:
Put a bird on it
2012-09-01 11:28:57 AM  
1 votes:
He was described as a male white or Asian

how can you not tell?
2012-09-01 11:21:36 AM  
1 votes:

smitty04: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Ikam: Having never been to Portland, I have to wonder. How can an entire city be run by hipsters, does anything ever get done there?

No no, the mayor is a gay man who had a relationship with an underage assistant. The hipsters are the ones who vote him in to run the city. Totally different thing.

Many times, I have read on Fark that being gay does not lead to having sex with underage people.


In retrospect I suppose I should have omitted the fact he was gay. The fact he diddled a kid had nothing to do with him being gay but had everything to do with him being a scumbag.
2012-09-01 11:20:31 AM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
PORTLAND - Too Many Hipsters...Too Few Organic Coffeehouses.
2012-09-01 11:01:01 AM  
1 votes:

Hot Rod Zoidberg: smitty04: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Ikam: Having never been to Portland, I have to wonder. How can an entire city be run by hipsters, does anything ever get done there?

No no, the mayor is a gay man who had a relationship with an underage assistant. The hipsters are the ones who vote him in to run the city. Totally different thing.

Many times, I have read on Fark that being gay does not lead to having sex with underage people.

Many times I've read on Fark that straight people lock their daughters in a basement dungeon and rape them repeatedly throughout their lives.


and boy do they love it!
2012-09-01 10:59:47 AM  
1 votes:
I preferred Portland before it was over-run with hipsters.
2012-09-01 10:57:49 AM  
1 votes:

smitty04: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Ikam: Having never been to Portland, I have to wonder. How can an entire city be run by hipsters, does anything ever get done there?

No no, the mayor is a gay man who had a relationship with an underage assistant. The hipsters are the ones who vote him in to run the city. Totally different thing.

Many times, I have read on Fark that being gay does not lead to having sex with underage people.


Many times I've read on Fark that straight people lock their daughters in a basement dungeon and rape them repeatedly throughout their lives.
2012-09-01 10:50:44 AM  
1 votes:
How freaking broke is that newspaper that they could only gather four bucks to photograph ?
2012-09-01 10:39:15 AM  
1 votes:
White or Asian male bank robber described as looking "like a hipster" in Portland, Oregon.

Well that narrows the list of suspects down to EVERY FARKING DUDE IN THE FARKING METROPOLITAN AREA!!!
2012-09-01 10:38:39 AM  
1 votes:
I laughed hard at the use of the ironic tag.
 
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