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(KVUE Austin)   Hipster robs Portland bank, makes bank-robbing cool again   (kvue.com) divider line 5
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8750 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Sep 2012 at 10:29 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-09-01 09:11:07 PM  
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KrispyKritter: aphexcoil: Just out of curiosity, but is robbing a bank even worth it? What's the maximum amount of cash that a teller generally keeps in their drawer? I can't imagine getting more than a few thousand at best for a possible 3-5 year sentence (larger if weapon is involved). Wouldn't it make more sense to get into embezzlement, wire fraud, money laundering, etc.?

no. always avoid 'Federal'. if you rob a liquor store and get $4500.00 you are forgotten in under 2 weeks. if you rob a Bank for $4500 there will be rabid armed alphabet agency zealots searching for you for the rest of your life. most banks / credit unions are not worth it, the take is too small and their location is not conducive to a good hasty retreat.


Rob the cash room at a large amusement park on a 3 day weekend and use a motorcycle so you can negotiate through the traffic.Have a white Ford van waiting 3 miles away. When cops see the van, they will think another load of Mexicans and leave you alone.
2012-09-01 01:40:09 PM  
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aphexcoil: Wouldn't it make more sense to get into embezzlement, wire fraud, money laundering, etc.?


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2012-09-01 11:21:36 AM  
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smitty04: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Ikam: Having never been to Portland, I have to wonder. How can an entire city be run by hipsters, does anything ever get done there?

No no, the mayor is a gay man who had a relationship with an underage assistant. The hipsters are the ones who vote him in to run the city. Totally different thing.

Many times, I have read on Fark that being gay does not lead to having sex with underage people.


In retrospect I suppose I should have omitted the fact he was gay. The fact he diddled a kid had nothing to do with him being gay but had everything to do with him being a scumbag.
2012-09-01 10:57:49 AM  
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smitty04: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Ikam: Having never been to Portland, I have to wonder. How can an entire city be run by hipsters, does anything ever get done there?

No no, the mayor is a gay man who had a relationship with an underage assistant. The hipsters are the ones who vote him in to run the city. Totally different thing.

Many times, I have read on Fark that being gay does not lead to having sex with underage people.


Many times I've read on Fark that straight people lock their daughters in a basement dungeon and rape them repeatedly throughout their lives.
2012-09-01 10:22:36 AM  
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Liked this bank because the safe was still underground.
 
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