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(Gainesville Sun)   Drunk man picks a fight on a downtown street which ends up with him picking a fight at the local jail which ends up with him picking a fight at the local hospital   (gainesville.com) divider line 24
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2012-09-01 10:54:15 AM
I prevent days like that with estrogen and valium. Menopause has its benefits.
 
2012-09-01 10:57:02 AM
Another day,another asinine troll. Keep up the good work,Florida!
 
2012-09-01 11:00:24 AM
who refused to book him because of his condition and because he told them he had a heart pacemaker, the report states.

Police used a Taser to subdue him,


Well, he was almost Darwined so he should consider himself lucky.
 
2012-09-01 11:01:31 AM
he's probably going to get some money from this. I'm sure he was mistreated because he deserved to be. The article even says they used a taser on him while handcuffed.
 
2012-09-01 11:05:02 AM
Gotta love the crowds that are downtown the Nigjt before a home game.
 
2012-09-01 11:46:53 AM

See My Az Go: Gotta love the crowds that are downtown the Nigjt before a home game.


He's probably homeless. They like to hang out at Bo Diddly Community Plaza.
 
2012-09-01 11:51:06 AM
And bonus points to Mr. Drunk Dumb-ass for the smiling booking picture.
 
2012-09-01 11:58:27 AM
Is he Irish?
 
2012-09-01 12:11:33 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-09-01 12:41:04 PM
anongallery.org
 
2012-09-01 01:20:15 PM
Check this out for a ball-tearer of a drunk tank prison cell fight. It has it all.

Some bloke gets sucker punched numerous times when he was lying on the floor trying to catch some zzs. Made the mistake of muttering something to another fella who was talking.

Then he got punched numerous times as he tried to get up. The other guy was all over him like a rash.

Then the comeback of all time, the punching bag gets some serious licks in on his attacker. Punches him senseless.

Then the screws taze the poor bugger just as he was about to kill the dude.

Fairly safe for work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrFFzCo98fs
 
2012-09-01 01:37:18 PM
Bo Diddley Community Plaza ?

ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-09-01 01:41:09 PM
Sounds like Big Jim Sullivan.
 
2012-09-01 01:48:38 PM

draa: who refused to book him because of his condition and because he told them he had a heart pacemaker, the report states.


"Doctor, does this man have a pacemaker?"

"No he does not"

"Excellent! Watch this, I bet i can make him pee. He looks like a leaker"

Police used a Taser to subdue him,

Well, he was almost Darwined so he should consider himself lucky.
 
2012-09-01 01:54:21 PM

Ms_Behavin: See My Az Go: Gotta love the crowds that are downtown the Nigjt before a home game.

He's probably homeless. They like to hang out at Bo Diddly Community Plaza.


That's what I thought, but they listed his address.
 
2012-09-01 02:18:52 PM
Gainesville is quickly becoming Florida's Florida.
 
2012-09-01 02:59:27 PM

macadamnut: Gainesville is quickly becoming Florida's Florida.


I saw the headline and assumed in was a Gator fan; getting fired up a wee bit early.

/Nole
 
2012-09-01 03:02:02 PM

SoupJohnB: macadamnut: Gainesville is quickly becoming Florida's Florida.

I saw the headline and assumed in was a Gator fan; getting fired up a wee bit early.

/Nole


Make than an "it" was a Gator fan.

/gettin' fired, too
 
2012-09-01 04:29:45 PM
Crap, if this was in California, I'd be absolutely certain it was one of my old pals. He redefines mean drunk as "raging psychotic"... and he's usually drunk.

Big Ramifications: Check this out for a ball-tearer of a drunk tank prison cell fight. It has it all.


Someday these will be the big draw PPV fights.
 
2012-09-01 04:41:51 PM

See My Az Go: Ms_Behavin: See My Az Go: Gotta love the crowds that are downtown the Nigjt before a home game.

He's probably homeless. They like to hang out at Bo Diddly Community Plaza.

That's what I thought, but they listed his address.


On a map the address looks like it could be close to tent city. I didn't realize they would advertise your address to the world when you act like an asshat.
 
2012-09-01 08:31:35 PM

nutkick_42: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x384]


yeah, that's right! big whoop! wanna fight about it?

/always the little ones got something to prove
 
2012-09-01 09:41:46 PM

See My Az Go: Gotta love the crowds that are downtown the Nigjt before a home game.


Yup. Had to check to see if it was one of my employees lol.

/not this time
 
2012-09-01 09:43:44 PM

macadamnut: Gainesville is quickly becoming Florida's Florida.


Gainesville has an extremely diverse range of assholes. We got all sorts!
 
2012-09-02 12:59:12 AM
I should probably remove my hometown on this website as Gainesville... /sigh
//This town is going down the shiatter
 
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