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(Daily Mail)   In India, there are dorms full of impoverished women serving as surrogates for rich westerners. For $30,000 a couple can send their sperm and egg to a clinic in India, and their child will develop inside a woman that they will never meet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2012-09-01 05:59:42 AM
9 votes:
(checks Yellow Pages)

Single Womb Occupancy
Womb For One More
Ute-Я-Us
2012-09-01 08:10:55 AM
6 votes:
If it's not her baby, then what incentive does the surrogate have to push it out of her vag?

Childbirth is really difficult, and if the woman isn't legitimately motivated the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
2012-08-31 11:17:49 PM
5 votes:
Sheesh, we're offshoring everything now!
2012-09-01 07:44:36 AM
3 votes:

Nidiot: There are worse ways to make a living. Pretty sure a lot of Indian women are getting pregnant and giving birth multiple times during their lifetime without ever getting paid for it at all.


Yes, but in those cases they at least get the penis, which has got to be worth something.
2012-09-01 06:59:33 AM
3 votes:

thorsmistress: There's a chapter in The Red Market that details one of these baby farms. After a certain date, the women are not allowed outside and must stay in the same small room all day-similar to cattle.


So, they're treated like gods? Sounds rough.
2012-09-01 06:29:22 AM
3 votes:
media.salon.com

Ugh. Don't type 'Hot Indian Women' into Google. You get strange results.
2012-09-01 06:05:13 AM
3 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Actually, it's not widely reported but this practice dates back hundreds of years. Unfortunately, in about 10% of cases, the surrogate mother forms a bond with the child and in some cases actually goes and kidnaps the child months, it even years after the birth. It's where the term "Indian giver" originates from.


upload.wikimedia.org
2012-09-01 12:47:52 AM
3 votes:
Actually, it's not widely reported but this practice dates back hundreds of years. Unfortunately, in about 10% of cases, the surrogate mother forms a bond with the child and in some cases actually goes and kidnaps the child months, it even years after the birth. It's where the term "Indian giver" originates from.
2012-08-31 11:23:37 PM
3 votes:
'Her function is to sustain the foetus we have created. Her blood is pumping around its body and she is feeding it through her placenta, but she is just a vessel. The baby she gives birth to on our behalf will carry none of her genes and bear no physical resemblance to her.

'She speaks a different language. She lives in a world culturally, economically and socially so remote from ours that the distance between us is unbridgeable.'


And after all, it's not like she's really a person. She's just the earthen vessel for our golden Caucasian genes.
2012-08-31 11:20:54 PM
3 votes:
That's an awful lot of money just to have somebody malnourish your fetus.
2012-09-01 08:32:03 AM
2 votes:
what is the return policy
2012-09-01 08:20:17 AM
2 votes:

serial_crusher: I hope the parents are doing DNA tests on those kids, because it would be a lot easier to just buy or kidnap some white Eastern European baby and send it on over.


You should see the packaging they use for shipping

t1.gstatic.com
2012-09-01 07:10:24 AM
2 votes:
82muchf00d.files.wordpress.com

Good luck, caucasians.
2012-09-01 06:13:52 AM
2 votes:
Great. I saw a documentary recently about the brothels in India...now all I can imagine is a kennel full of Indian women, run by folks pimping out their wombs to white ladies. Little rooms, all lined up, with a blanket and bowl of curry in each. Baby brokers/couples do walk throughs and talk about the adorable eyes on that one, or the playfulness of this one. They hand over some cash, promise to give the whelp it's shots and excitedly talk about what to name the new addition on the ride home.
2012-09-01 05:53:49 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: But what caste is she? This is important, people!


If she's overseas, and they never have contact, I'm going with 'untouchable'...
2012-09-01 05:51:22 AM
2 votes:

Sgygus: our golden Caucasian genes

Indian people are anthropologically Caucasian.


Caucasian? What's that? They are asking for the race of all patients now at the doctors office so they can properly track everyone and garner statistics. "Caucasian" is a dirty word now. You are a 'non-Hispanic' white person..move along citizen.
2012-09-01 03:04:22 AM
2 votes:
Not that anyone else on Fark is going to point it out, but this is exactly what to expect with the liberal mindset: children only exist if a business or government acknowledges their existence. "Parenthood" is an accident to the liberal thought process. It's something that has to be handled by the government, because the "parent" can't be held responsible for having the child.

These people buy their kids IN THE WOMB because they want to circumvent the UK government. They are patriots. They are better farking parents than any of you farkers will ever be.
2012-09-01 02:00:04 AM
2 votes:

Sgygus: our golden Caucasian genes

Indian people are anthropologically Caucasian.


Was going to say "white" but it would confuse people.

'Golden white'? The hell color is that?
2012-09-01 12:26:53 AM
2 votes:

Sgygus: our golden Caucasian genes

Indian people are anthropologically Caucasian.


So what you're saying is that I'm part of a less-interracial-than-I-thought couple?

/not that race mattered to me, I just happened to end up with an Indian girl
2012-08-31 11:53:52 PM
2 votes:

Chariset: 'Her function is to sustain the foetus we have created. Her blood is pumping around its body and she is feeding it through her placenta, but she is just a vessel. The baby she gives birth to on our behalf will carry none of her genes and bear no physical resemblance to her.

'She speaks a different language. She lives in a world culturally, economically and socially so remote from ours that the distance between us is unbridgeable.'

And after all, it's not like she's really a person. She's just the earthen vessel for our golden Caucasian genes.


I read this book. It does not end well.
2012-09-01 11:18:53 AM
1 votes:
why pay new baby prices when you can buy used, for just $.75 a day (the price of a cup of coffee) you could buy a malnuresed african baby with flies buzzing around its head. makes a great gift too.
2012-09-01 11:15:56 AM
1 votes:
I didn't realize it was possible to care less about how other people breed, until I read this article.
2012-09-01 09:44:03 AM
1 votes:
just wait until they perfect cloning. They'll send a proper baby back to the parents who wanted their 'own' child without the headaches of pregnancy. Meanwhile, the baby factory will also grow clones of the same child. Those clones will be brought up to be stone cold killers, with absolutely nothing to live for and nothing to lose. In time, an angry army of their own genetic making will descend upon the parents' home countries and wipe them from the face of the earth. Thus will the poor nations' revenge be exacted upon the indulgent and decadent amoral nations of the first world west.

Oh, and the clones will have a shelf life like the replicants in Blade Runner.

/or WILL they?
2012-09-01 09:02:01 AM
1 votes:

haywatchthis: what is the return policy


You need to call "support" and talk to "Steve."
2012-09-01 08:37:58 AM
1 votes:

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
That treads too close to 'Africans sold Africans into slavery, therefore Africa is most at fault for the Triangular Trade." Look, man: If it's Westerners doing the buying, it's not India doing this to its women. India is taking advantage, but the West is the one creating a 'want' which should not exist in a world full of abandoned children.


Children are just another commodity, like a purebred dog. I want the best product I can get, not some cut-rate, second-hand child. And if I can afford it, I should be able to buy anything I want. Free market and all that. It's why we are soooo awesome--because we buy shiat. All of it.
2012-09-01 06:41:37 AM
1 votes:
It's an honor for these women to be used as breeder cows.
2012-09-01 06:21:11 AM
1 votes:
vegtastic.net

You missed my wife's vagina, come again!
2012-09-01 06:15:04 AM
1 votes:
Why would I want a curry addicted baby?
2012-09-01 06:11:01 AM
1 votes:

popinjay: I bet you can pay just 50% that price in China.


Would the one child policy interfere?
2012-09-01 06:01:28 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: (checks Yellow Pages)

Single Womb Occupancy
Womb For One More
Ute-Я-Us


I was disgusted by the story itself and the state of a society when poor women are forced to sell their bodies in yet ANOTHER way to survive. Then you came along and now all I can do is laugh. I love Fark.
2012-09-01 05:42:08 AM
1 votes:
axlotl tanks
I have no problem with this.
2012-09-01 12:50:39 AM
1 votes:

FreakinB: Sgygus: our golden Caucasian genes

Indian people are anthropologically Caucasian.

So what you're saying is that I'm part of a less-interracial-than-I-thought couple?

/not that race mattered to me, I just happened to end up with an Indian girl


i.imgur.com
You got that gene.
2012-09-01 12:20:24 AM
1 votes:
But what caste is she? This is important, people!
2012-08-31 11:42:19 PM
1 votes:

PreMortem: OK Daily Fail. Why do remember seeing this exact article a looong time ago yet it says published today?


I'm really hoping this is just the Daily Fail doing what it does best. I can't imagine anyone so insensitive as to say "Another woman is providing the uterus for our baby, but she's just a rent-a-womb and we've agreed not to see her or think of her or spend any time with her whatsoever. We're paying her, and she'd rather have the money anyway, right?"
2012-08-31 11:34:19 PM
1 votes:
... I'd prefer to deliver the sperm in person.
2012-08-31 11:13:06 PM
1 votes:

Sgygus: You have a problem with this, submitter? These women receive the best medical care, and $30,000 sets them up for life.


Not to mention, she and her new pimp/dealer will never try to jack them up for more money years later by suing them for the child. Seems like a safe option.
 
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