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(Foodbeast)   Seattle's Best to start serving a bacon coffee on days that aren't April 1st   (foodbeast.com) divider line 29
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2012-08-31 08:21:08 PM  
Can we get a [≈BACON≈] tag already?
 
2012-08-31 08:53:02 PM  
Seattle's Best Most Desperate
 
2012-08-31 09:35:09 PM  
If it's bacon-flavored syrup, then I don't give a shiat, but if they've somehow infused bacon flavor with the beans, I'll just buy the beans and brew it myself for way cheaper.
 
2012-08-31 10:15:51 PM  
I'm getting sick of bacon hipsterism. Bacon is fine as is, served on its own. I don't want it in my farking cupcakes, my farking coffee, or anywhere else. Just give me some strips of bacon, please.
 
2012-08-31 11:37:18 PM  
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
 
2012-08-31 11:40:52 PM  
Enough with the bacon fetishism already. It's played and gross.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 11:43:21 PM  
I love bacon.
I Love coffee.

Just...not as melded ingredients.


Bleah.
 
2012-08-31 11:55:18 PM  
I don't mind the bacon, but I'll drink Seattle's Best a day after I drink battery acid.

/putrid swill
 
2012-09-01 12:02:47 AM  
Would just prefer bacon. I can always have a cup of coffee with said bacon, this fulfills a need that does not exist.
 
2012-09-01 12:05:36 AM  
caramelized bacon and subtle hints of pumpkin pie spice

They had my attention until I saw pumpkin. Not a fan.
 
2012-09-01 12:05:44 AM  

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.


A popular movie quote, but you'd sleep in your own shiat too if they kept you in a pin.
 
2012-09-01 12:08:51 AM  

Kenny B: caramelized bacon and subtle hints of pumpkin pie spice

They had my attention until I saw pumpkin. Not a fan.


May i recommend...
 
2012-09-01 12:09:07 AM  

jake_lex: I'm getting sick of bacon hipsterism. Bacon is fine as is, served on its own. I don't want it in my farking cupcakes, my farking coffee, or anywhere else. Just give me some strips of bacon, please.


This. When it comes to about 99% of bacon-_____________, I'd rather just have the item on its own with a side of bacon. That for a for doughnuts, shakes, ice cream, coffee, etc...
 
2012-09-01 12:11:54 AM  

lewismarktwo: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

A popular movie quote, but you'd sleep in your own shiat too if they kept you in a pin.


He had to spend the night in the PIN because he forgot his number?
 
2012-09-01 12:17:33 AM  

Kenny B: caramelized bacon and subtle hints of pumpkin pie spice

They had my attention until I saw pumpkin. Not a fan.


Pumpkin pie spice contains no pumpkin.

/had a pumpkin smoothie this afternoon
//mmmm... pumpkin
 
2012-09-01 12:17:45 AM  

AbbeySomeone: lewismarktwo: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

A popular movie quote, but you'd sleep in your own shiat too if they kept you in a pin.

He had to spend the night in the PIN because he forgot his number?


I like pigs.
 
2012-09-01 12:22:10 AM  

flucto: Seattle's Best Most Desperate


Psst. Im gonna let you in on a secret. SBC is owned by Starbucks! Dont tell anyone.
 
2012-09-01 12:28:04 AM  
Every hospital I work for, their cafeterias only have Seattle's Best.

It tastes like the anal juice of homeless men.
 
2012-09-01 12:29:04 AM  

mc_madness: It tastes like the anal juice of homeless men.


I don't even wanna...
 
2012-09-01 12:52:10 AM  

mc_madness: Every hospital I work for, their cafeterias only have Seattle's Best.

It tastes like the anal juice of homeless men.


I really have no wish to know why you know what that tastes like. You fail. You simply fail.
 
2012-09-01 12:54:15 AM  
Bacon and coffee? Sounds like it would taste like red-eyed gravy.
 
2012-09-01 01:02:11 AM  
I would rather knowingly and for no reward, drink a cup of warm dog drool rather than take a (another) sip of Seattle's "Best."


/fark you, DNC Parks and Resorts at Yosemite, Inc. for screwing Mariposa Coffee Company, substituting that good coffee for Seattle's Crap all so you can save 2.5 cents. DIAF.
//crap
///grrrr

Link
 
2012-09-01 01:18:20 AM  

Notabunny: Kenny B: caramelized bacon and subtle hints of pumpkin pie spice

They had my attention until I saw pumpkin. Not a fan.

May i recommend...


Believe I'm going to have try that. Thanks.
 
2012-09-01 01:24:29 AM  
I co-own a donut shop where we make everything from scratch...today I came up with a new recipe for a cake donut chock full of espresso. Went over like gangbusters.
 
2012-09-01 01:26:28 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Kenny B: caramelized bacon and subtle hints of pumpkin pie spice

They had my attention until I saw pumpkin. Not a fan.

Pumpkin pie spice contains no pumpkin.

/had a pumpkin smoothie this afternoon
//mmmm... pumpkin


Interesting. I'll save this for future reference. Thanks.
 
2012-09-01 01:34:23 AM  

carmody: I co-own a donut shop where we make everything from scratch...today I came up with a new recipe for a cake donut chock full of espresso. Went over like gangbusters.


I googled Carmody and donuts and came up with a place in Wichita. I'll be sure to stop by next time I'm in the area. 

/mmmm, espresso donuts......
 
2012-09-01 01:37:40 AM  

flucto: mc_madness: It tastes like the anal juice of homeless men.

I don't even wanna...


my lip balm addiction: mc_madness: Every hospital I work for, their cafeterias only have Seattle's Best.

It tastes like the anal juice of homeless men.

I really have no wish to know why you know what that tastes like. You fail. You simply fail.


Hey now, working in hospitals, things happen, sometimes you get a cup of what you think is steaming hot coffee...
 
2012-09-01 01:50:03 AM  
I've seen Seattle's best of everything. No thanks
 
2012-09-01 02:19:10 AM  
orangecow.org

Not... the bacon coffee!
 
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