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(Fox News)   Obama's undoing will not be the economy, it will be the autopen   (foxnews.com) divider line 223
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2012-08-31 07:28:42 PM
The find the same expert that proved the "PDF" of the Birth Certificate was faked. I bet Fartbongo is getting Acorn employees to sign these things.
 
2012-08-31 07:46:48 PM
Yeah, no it won't.
 
2012-08-31 07:58:09 PM
If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.
 
2012-08-31 08:00:30 PM

vygramul: If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.


I just wouldn't even sign it.
 
2012-08-31 08:22:35 PM

kingoomieiii: vygramul: If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.

I just wouldn't even sign it.


An ass print is a kind of signature.
 
2012-08-31 08:22:59 PM

mrshowrules: The find the same expert that proved the "PDF" of the Birth Certificate was faked. I bet Fartbongo is getting Acorn employees to sign these things.


I heard the ink is made from the tears of unborn fetuses.
 
2012-08-31 08:24:53 PM

vygramul: If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.


Now, now. This sort of thing demands a more personal response, like letter entirely handwritten in reply to the question. Something like "Dear idiot. They're individually signed. You have my permission to go f*ck yourself. Your President, Barack Obama." Though if he starts getting a lot of them, limiting it to "Go f*ck yourself. Obama" to save time might appropriate.
 
2012-08-31 08:26:32 PM
Veterans for a Strong America, a nonpartisan military watchdog group pledged to get to the bottom of the matter.

i159.photobucket.com

/wait...is he serious?
 
2012-08-31 08:28:52 PM

kingoomieiii: vygramul: If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.

I just wouldn't even sign it.


I would have Bo "sign" it
 
2012-08-31 08:32:23 PM
So this is the next source of poutrage, eh?
 
2012-08-31 08:37:39 PM
My nonpartisan group 'Americans who like Americans that are American for America and Freedom' have reviewed the story and have found it may be election year b.s.
 
2012-08-31 08:45:36 PM
How hard is this to test?

Put a light under a glass table and line the letters on top of each other. If the signatures match perfectly, there you go. You can run around yelling "Derp-de-doo SIGNATURES" right up until the election.
 
2012-08-31 08:47:45 PM

vartian: How hard is this to test?

Put a light under a glass table and line the letters on top of each other. If the signatures match perfectly, there you go. You can run around yelling "Derp-de-doo SIGNATURES" right up until the election.


IF they're bound to be identical, then the two that I see on their article clearly aren't. If they were signed with a magic wizard pen, I really don't care.
 
2012-08-31 08:49:41 PM

propasaurus: kingoomieiii: vygramul: If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.

I just wouldn't even sign it.

An ass print is a kind of signature.


Especially if you ate some taco bell for lunch and use a bit of your own personal ink.
 
2012-08-31 08:57:39 PM
What the GOP might look like...

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-31 08:59:55 PM
We get it, you're angry because Obama's not letting you rape and pillage the economy and waterboard people.
 
2012-08-31 09:17:02 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Veterans for a Strong America, a nonpartisan military watchdog group pledged to get to the bottom of the matter.

[i159.photobucket.com image 200x250]

/wait...is he serious?


I have put together a strictly non-partisan group to investigate whether or not Obingo Fartbama is actually destroying our American freedoms with his radical Kenyan Muslim usurptation!
 
2012-08-31 09:17:10 PM
Jesus Christ, Fox News, have you no shame?

Don't answer that.
 
2012-08-31 09:25:34 PM
The autopen is what now?
 
2012-08-31 09:28:25 PM
I can just picture Obama sitting in his chair in Kenya using a robot pencil while he's watching the robot pen on his teleprompter signing papers back in America, where he cannot walk, lest he be smitten with sores and boners.
 
2012-08-31 09:31:44 PM
Oh come the hell on!!

These people got the brains of shorted out waffle irons FFS.

How pathetic.
 
2012-08-31 09:35:14 PM

cretinbob: The autopen is what now?


OUTRAGE!
 
2012-08-31 09:36:11 PM
Really? There's some obvious variation with the "O"s in his signature on the letters there. Wouldn't an autopen reproduce a signature without variation?
 
2012-08-31 09:36:39 PM

Mugato: Jesus Christ, Fox News, have you no shame?

Don't answer that.


www.ar15.com
 
2012-08-31 09:38:42 PM

thisispete: Really? There's some obvious variation with the "O"s in his signature on the letters there. Wouldn't an autopen reproduce a signature without variation?


i47.tinypic.com

/thought I'd posted this image
 
2012-08-31 09:39:03 PM
I think the bigger question is if the letter was more than one page, and if so, what type of fastener was used to hold the pages? Was it another chintzy binder clip, or a real, honest to God staple?
 
2012-08-31 09:39:48 PM
My uncle died in early July, and we were just able to bury him today. Hey, it costs money, and my parents didn't have it right away. The VA only pays for so much. Anywho, we'll be getting something from Obama....a certificate, I think my mom said, since my uncle served in Vietnam and so forth and so on. I doubt very seriously that she'll care whether Obama used a robot pen, a rubber stamp, or his dick to sign that letter.

They have the flag from his coffin on their dining room table at the moment, we just need to get a case for it. My boyfriend nearly passed out from the heat today, standing at the graveside while the honor guard played Taps.

/CSS, I know
//felt like sharing, it's been a long day
///hope my uncle is kicking his dad's ass right now, wherever they are
 
2012-08-31 09:39:49 PM
However, four years later, the Washington Times ran a story

Gotta love it when Fox cites the Moonie Times. It's like a circle jerk of derp.
 
2012-08-31 09:39:55 PM
Really...? Predicted next outrage, Obama's bathroom has toilet paper hanging under.
 
2012-08-31 09:41:58 PM
www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org
 
2012-08-31 09:51:48 PM

cretinbob: The autopen is what now?


It's like a teleprompter in the sense that no "real" American President would use it. In other words, racism.
 
2012-08-31 09:53:21 PM

thisispete: /thought I'd posted this image


....aaaaaand we're done here. What will be next on the derprage agenda?
 
2012-08-31 09:56:02 PM
If your kid could, he'd probably tell you he didn't do it for the recognition.

Its sad that you need it. Sadder still you are using his death for political gain.
 
2012-08-31 10:15:06 PM
The Os are clearly different. WTF?
 
2012-08-31 10:19:23 PM
the device was first used in the White House by President Harry Truman.

Harry Truman loved Nazis and Japs and was a Communist.
 
2012-08-31 10:23:54 PM
I can't speak for the rest of you, but I voted for Obama in 2008 on the strength of his stylish signature, and his explicit promise to do nothing but sit in the Oval Office twelve hours a day signing things.

So this is pretty serious. I don't throw around words like "treason" lightly, but...
 
2012-08-31 10:24:52 PM
Coco LaFemme 2012-08-31 09:39:48 PM

My uncle died in early July, and we were just able to bury him today...

[hops in Coco's lap, purrs to offer comfort]
 
2012-08-31 10:25:00 PM

King Something: [www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org image 350x262]


Ahhhhh, I just got it. Belated lulz.
 
2012-08-31 10:25:52 PM

vernonFL: the device was first used in the White House by President Harry Truman.

Harry Truman loved Nazis and Japs and was a Communist.


And was a Mason!
 
2012-08-31 10:27:56 PM
They trying to reproduce the Swift Boat smear but it's coming off as pitiful.
 
2012-08-31 10:28:23 PM
I'm going to need to see his long form signature
 
2012-08-31 10:29:19 PM

coco ebert: They trying to reproduce the Swift Boat smear but it's coming off as pitiful.


Same as the "OPSEC" guys who completely failed a few weeks ago.
 
2012-08-31 10:29:23 PM

semiotix: I can't speak for the rest of you, but I voted for Obama in 2008 on the strength of his stylish signature, and his explicit promise to do nothing but sit in the Oval Office twelve hours a day signing things.


AND IN A PRPOR SUITE AND TIE AND NO FEET ON TABL;E AND NO PIZZA!!!1!!!eleven!!
 
2012-08-31 10:29:31 PM
Fox News doesn't even f*cking spell/grammar check their articles, much less fact-check them!

Aaron Vaughn was part of a rescue team that was sent to a mountainous area in the Wardak Providence in August of last year


Is that near Pawtucket? You f*cking idiots.
 
2012-08-31 10:30:12 PM
Should they retroactively use Bush's autopen to sign these letters?

That would be a hoot.
 
2012-08-31 10:35:40 PM
Obama's undoing will not be the economy, it will be the autopen two term limit.

I look forward to seeing what you guys come up with in 2016 though
 
2012-08-31 10:37:25 PM

NewportBarGuy: Fox News doesn't even f*cking spell/grammar check their articles, much less fact-check them!

Aaron Vaughn was part of a rescue team that was sent to a mountainous area in the Wardak Providence in August of last year


Is that near Pawtucket? You f*cking idiots.


Dude, weren't you listening? He said Warwick.
 
2012-08-31 10:38:33 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Veterans for a Strong America, a nonpartisan military watchdog group pledged to get to the bottom of the matter.

[i159.photobucket.com image 200x250]

/wait...is he serious?


"A secretive right-wing group, Veterans For A Strong America, is attempting to do to President Obama what the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth did to Sen. John Kerry in 2004. And they aren't shy about it. The group's leader and sole employee, Joel Arends, told Mother Jones, "Yes, it's the swift boating of the president."

Arends said his goal is to take "what's perceived to be [Obama's] greatest strength" - the successful raid on Osama Bin Laden's Pakistani compound - and make it "his greatest weakness." The effort started this week with a web video attacking Obama for taking too much credit."


Link

Knew I'd heard of these a-holes before. Let 'em herp and derp. They really don't want to go there on who started the Iraq war, based on what evidence.
 
2012-08-31 10:39:07 PM
That's articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking signature.
 
2012-08-31 10:40:18 PM

abb3w: vygramul: If they send him a letter demanding an explanation, I would send the reply with a rubber-stamp version of my signature.

Now, now. This sort of thing demands a more personal response, like letter entirely handwritten in reply to the question. Something like "Dear idiot. They're individually signed. You have my permission to go f*ck yourself. Your President, Barack Obama." Though if he starts getting a lot of them, limiting it to "Go f*ck yourself. Obama" to save time might appropriate.


He should use the auto-pen for the name part, the rest, yes, handwrite.
 
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