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2012-08-31 08:37:31 PM  
Oh, goodie. Another predator who was caught.

I wonder who will step up to white knight for this poor victim of society this time.
 
2012-08-31 08:41:42 PM  

BronyMedic: Oh, goodie. Another predator who was caught.

I wonder who will step up to white knight for this poor victim of society this time.


I'd be happy to give him a helping hand.

Let me get my aluminum bat and see if we can't straighten that nose of his out.
 
2012-08-31 08:50:26 PM  

MurphyMurphy: BronyMedic: Oh, goodie. Another predator who was caught.

I wonder who will step up to white knight for this poor victim of society this time.

I'd be happy to give him a helping hand.

Let me get my aluminum bat and see if we can't straighten that nose of his out.


I'm ok with this.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 09:07:32 PM  

MurphyMurphy: BronyMedic: Oh, goodie. Another predator who was caught.

I wonder who will step up to white knight for this poor victim of society this time.

I'd be happy to give him a helping hand.

Let me get my aluminum bat and see if we can't straighten that nose of his out.


Waste of a good bat.
 
2012-08-31 09:14:03 PM  
ANACONDA MAN is a villain.

Or something.
 
2012-08-31 09:14:07 PM  
Deball.
 
2012-08-31 09:15:04 PM  

Indubitably: Deball.


"Deball, chemically, she begged, he's a monster..."
 
2012-08-31 09:15:10 PM  
Say what you want about his actions and behaviors, but at least the guys smells all right.
 
2012-08-31 09:15:19 PM  
Holy crap! I didn't know you could still get Polaroid film.
 
2012-08-31 09:15:50 PM  
Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.
 
2012-08-31 09:16:07 PM  

Aboleth: ANACONDA MAN is a villain.

Or something.


It's "cyberpoet," man.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 09:16:35 PM  
Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?
 
2012-08-31 09:17:08 PM  
Rene Auberjonois has really let himself go.
 
2012-08-31 09:17:36 PM  

MurphyMurphy: BronyMedic: Oh, goodie. Another predator who was caught.

I wonder who will step up to white knight for this poor victim of society this time.

I'd be happy to give him a helping hand.

Let me get my aluminum bat and see if we can't straighten that nose of his out.


It's like a bent nail: Sometimes the only option is to just pound it flat into the board, and try another nail.
 
2012-08-31 09:17:42 PM  
I think that fellow's nose may have been broken.
 
2012-08-31 09:17:43 PM  

d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?


Why would you want to take a 10 year old to a movie?


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-08-31 09:17:56 PM  

d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?


Comma error, at least.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 09:18:49 PM  

thesloppy: I think that fellow's nose may have been broken.


I'm pro nose breaking in this case.

doglover: d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?

Why would you want to take a 10 year old to a movie?


[cache.ohinternet.com image 400x600]


oh no...
 
2012-08-31 09:19:29 PM  

Sneakytoes: Rene Auberjonois has really let himself go.


Perception is a human construct. Sociohistorical, really.
 
2012-08-31 09:19:56 PM  
Who allowed this man access to the children? The parents?
They should be punished as well.
 
2012-08-31 09:20:11 PM  
Who nose why he did this?
 
2012-08-31 09:21:19 PM  
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com

From the looks of this guy I'd say he was just trolling those girls.
 
2012-08-31 09:21:49 PM  

On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.


Because people can totally commit violence with words typed in internet forums.

Mental giant over here.
 
2012-08-31 09:23:14 PM  

doglover: d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?

Why would you want to take a 10 year old to a movie?


[cache.ohinternet.com image 400x600]


Someone please clue me in on the guy in the photo. Up to now, I've been afraid to ask....
 
2012-08-31 09:23:30 PM  
DON'T. WANT. NONE.
 
2012-08-31 09:24:05 PM  

Mentalenemasquad: doglover: d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?

Why would you want to take a 10 year old to a movie?


[cache.ohinternet.com image 400x600]

Someone please clue me in on the guy in the photo. Up to now, I've been afraid to ask....


Chris Hansen.
"To Catch A Predator" host from MSNBC.
 
2012-08-31 09:25:27 PM  
His Anaconda don't want none unless you've got ...


/I got nothing
//but disgust
 
2012-08-31 09:25:40 PM  
Yeah this is one time where the meme is appropriate
 
2012-08-31 09:26:21 PM  

slave2grind: Mentalenemasquad: doglover: d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?

Why would you want to take a 10 year old to a movie?


[cache.ohinternet.com image 400x600]

Someone please clue me in on the guy in the photo. Up to now, I've been afraid to ask....

Chris Hansen.
"To Catch A Predator" host from MSNBC.


aka "Take a seat over there"
 
2012-08-31 09:27:34 PM  
ANACONDA - A 62-year-old Anaconda man appeared Wednesday in district court and denied charges he took numerous sexually explicit photos of young girls.

How do they know this? Did they measure.

I guess with a face that broken even that won't get you laid.
 
2012-08-31 09:27:46 PM  
img338.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-31 09:28:04 PM  

On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.


What does it feel like to stand up for a child-rapist and thus have people suspect you of being a child-rapist yourself?
 
2012-08-31 09:28:32 PM  

Piizzadude: Yeah this is one time where the meme is appropriate


"We decide the meme!"
 
2012-08-31 09:28:34 PM  

Mentalenemasquad: doglover: d23: Girls are letting him take explicit pictures and I can't even take one out to a movie??

WHAT THE fark?

Why would you want to take a 10 year old to a movie?


[cache.ohinternet.com image 400x600]

Someone please clue me in on the guy in the photo. Up to now, I've been afraid to ask....


Voice of pedo-bear in To Catch a Predator
 
2012-08-31 09:28:48 PM  
I wonder what power you get if you defeat him?

controllerpunch.com
 
2012-08-31 09:28:56 PM  

On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.


WOOHOO! We have a winnar!

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-08-31 09:29:38 PM  
Mental Toss Flycoon?
bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com
/not moving there soon
 
2012-08-31 09:29:53 PM  
My dad is a really nice guy. This is just a misunderstanding.
/Jumps off cliff
 
2012-08-31 09:31:29 PM  

BronyMedic: On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.

WOOHOO! We have a winnar!

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x135]


Violence solves nothing, and you know it.

Shame on you.
 
2012-08-31 09:32:03 PM  

otto the bull: [img338.imageshack.us image 713x483]


Ugh that shiat is gonna be worming through my dreams tonight..thanx
 
2012-08-31 09:33:15 PM  

Indubitably: BronyMedic: On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.

WOOHOO! We have a winnar!

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x135]

Violence solves nothing, and you know it.

Shame on you.


Violence, when applied correctly, solves anything.
 
2012-08-31 09:36:07 PM  

Indubitably: BronyMedic: On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.

WOOHOO! We have a winnar!

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x135]

Violence solves nothing, and you know it.

Shame on you.


Well, if you hit them in the head, really - really hard, then it solves the problem of at least...let's see..heart, lungs, kidneys, intestines, pancreas, liver, bone marrow...

At least 9 people who need a transplant.
 
2012-08-31 09:36:18 PM  
There could be more machismo and chest thumping in this thread. Where are all the Fark internet tough guys tonight?
 
2012-08-31 09:37:16 PM  
Anaconda Man? Is that a distant cousin of Alabama Man?
 
2012-08-31 09:37:34 PM  
Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. Take him out back and shoot him.
 
2012-08-31 09:37:38 PM  
I did a GIS of Anaconda Man expecting a super villain with little luck... so I tried manaconda... do not GIS manaconda, unless you're into that kind of thing.
 
2012-08-31 09:38:18 PM  
I will fly into Billings Monday, if they want to transfer him down there I will happily take him for a drag behind my rental all the way to the Canadian Border
 
2012-08-31 09:38:20 PM  

Gawdzila: I wonder what power you get if you defeat him?


moe.animecharactersdatabase.com

The power to build very realistic humanoid robots and daitenjin suits.
 
2012-08-31 09:40:18 PM  

Indubitably: BronyMedic: On Balance: Queue the lynch mob.
At least violence will stop this from ever happening again.

WOOHOO! We have a winnar!

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x135]

Violence solves nothing, and you know it.

Shame on you.


Dead dudes don't diddle adolescent dicks.
 
2012-08-31 09:41:53 PM  
Nightmare fuel.

Miss Montana?

(Not much, apparently.)

Holy carp! He is a troll. Is that moss?

And so we have a new Fark meme. Ceiling troll is watching you.
 
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