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(The Eastsider LA)   Three guys caught in someone's house: "No no, we weren't breaking in We're just... um... real estate agents. Yeah, that's the ticket." LAPD: "Seems legit"   (theeastsiderla.com) divider line 40
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2012-08-31 02:07:21 PM
That's some fine police work there, Lou.
 
2012-08-31 02:28:27 PM
i25.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-31 04:39:07 PM
No crime? Seems like it would be trespassing or breaking and entering at least
 
2012-08-31 05:15:30 PM

ArkAngel: No crime? Seems like it would be trespassing or breaking and entering at least


Seems like someone...somewhere would have investigated their claim. No realtors know of anyone being out? Something's fishy.
 
2012-08-31 05:18:24 PM
Perhaps some agents got the wrong address and day for the broker caravan

Wat?
 
2012-08-31 05:20:13 PM
s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
 
2012-08-31 05:21:05 PM
Lucky the LAPD didn't beat the snot out of them. Seems like we were due for a trifecta.
 
2012-08-31 05:24:23 PM
Actually they didn't want to disclouse they were selling encyclopedias
 
2012-08-31 05:25:46 PM
Was Farrah Fawcett there too? ^-^
 
2012-08-31 05:40:10 PM
Was it these guys?

www.three-stooges.com
 
2012-08-31 05:40:34 PM
I'm guessing successful bribery.
 
2012-08-31 05:41:44 PM
So all you need to avoid burglary charges is a realtor license. Check.
 
2012-08-31 05:52:26 PM
Or it could just be that the landlord is considering selling and had some realtors come in and estimate what they can sell the property for. He neglected to tell the tenant, possibly because he isn't 100% sure he's selling.
 
2012-08-31 05:59:04 PM
Realtors are not subject to trespassing law. Everyone knows that.

/I think the homeowner might have additional things to say if contacted...
 
2012-08-31 06:01:29 PM
Wasn't this on an episode of Property Wars a few weeks ago? Guy crawled through the dog door to see the enclosed patio right as cops were driving buy.. they were detained, still ended up buying the house, and then there ended up being a meth lab in the shed so they had to call the same cops that detained them earlier to report the meth lab.
 
2012-08-31 06:22:13 PM
M-O-O-N spells real estate.
 
2012-08-31 06:43:31 PM
I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.
 
2012-08-31 06:49:54 PM
What about the banner ad...
www.theeastsiderla.com
Talk about a bad business name! Or is that legal in L.A.?
 
2012-08-31 06:57:34 PM

Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.


Are you faced every minute from every angle?
 
2012-08-31 07:05:08 PM

Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?


Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.
 
2012-08-31 07:06:55 PM

GoldDude: What about the banner ad...
[www.theeastsiderla.com image 300x170]
Talk about a bad business name! Or is that legal in L.A.?


It's legal, and it's SPECTACULAR.
 
2012-08-31 07:09:32 PM
Real estate agents are criminals!
 
2012-08-31 07:10:56 PM

Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.


I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)
 
2012-08-31 07:12:36 PM

Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)


We characterize it as such, but it is not.

It is Mind.
 
2012-08-31 07:13:42 PM

Indubitably: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)

We characterize it as such, but it is not.

It is Mind.


M-O-O-N spells M-I-N-D.
 
2012-08-31 07:14:22 PM
Blue.
 
2012-08-31 07:17:18 PM

Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)


Says who? I thought the universe was filled w/ black holes that will suck you in and tear you apart very slowly. Or is the universe filled w/ stars that will consume you in flames if you get too close? Either way, we're farked.
 
2012-08-31 07:22:50 PM

Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)

Says who? I thought the universe was filled w/ black holes that will suck you in and tear you apart very slowly. Or is the universe filled w/ stars that will consume you in flames if you get too close? Either way, we're farked.


The universe doesn't speak English, per se; the universe speaks ALL languages, and English tends to glorify violence as an attention-getting device, so one might assume your response.
 
2012-08-31 07:27:48 PM

Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)

Says who? I thought the universe was filled w/ black holes that will suck you in and tear you apart very slowly. Or is the universe filled w/ stars that will consume you in flames if you get too close? Either way, we're farked.

The universe doesn't speak English, per se; the universe speaks ALL languages, and English tends to glorify violence as an attention-getting device, so one might assume your response.


My response is that I want my shiat back. Fark the universe.
 
2012-08-31 07:28:59 PM

Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)

Says who? I thought the universe was filled w/ black holes that will suck you in and tear you apart very slowly. Or is the universe filled w/ stars that will consume you in flames if you get too close? Either way, we're farked.

The universe doesn't speak English, per se; the universe speaks ALL languages, and English tends to glorify violence as an attention-getting device, so one might assume your response.

My response is that I want my shiat back. Fark the universe.


Wrong answer.
 
2012-08-31 07:31:14 PM

Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)

Says who? I thought the universe was filled w/ black holes that will suck you in and tear you apart very slowly. Or is the universe filled w/ stars that will consume you in flames if you get too close? Either way, we're farked.

The universe doesn't speak English, per se; the universe speaks ALL languages, and English tends to glorify violence as an attention-getting device, so one might assume your response.

My response is that I want my shiat back. Fark the universe.

Wrong answer.


Ah, well I was going to hell anyway.
 
2012-08-31 07:33:00 PM

Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: Indubitably: Random Bastage: I was robbed a few weeks ago (not joking). I didn't have ANY serial numbers written down, so I'm farked.

Are you faced every minute from every angle?

Nah, I just want to shoot them in the face and move on.

I wish you wouldn't.

Violence is too easy and not of the universe.

The stellar dance was never violent.

So there.

;)

Says who? I thought the universe was filled w/ black holes that will suck you in and tear you apart very slowly. Or is the universe filled w/ stars that will consume you in flames if you get too close? Either way, we're farked.

The universe doesn't speak English, per se; the universe speaks ALL languages, and English tends to glorify violence as an attention-getting device, so one might assume your response.

My response is that I want my shiat back. Fark the universe.

Wrong answer.

Ah, well I was going to hell anyway.


It doesn't exist.

You do.
 
2012-08-31 07:45:22 PM

ArkAngel: No crime? Seems like it would be trespassing or breaking and entering at least


Lessee...

For it to be burglary, there has to be a "breaking" AND intent to commit a felony inside the residence. So if they went in just to look around, it might be easy to avoid a burglary charge. For the "breaking", there needs to be some kind of forcible or fraudulent entry...so if they had a key they got someplace, it would be hard to make a good case for a breaking. And trespass is one of those wobbler charges...civilly, it is any entry onto the property of another, but for criminal trespass there has to be "injury" to really make it stick. Plus, if nobody really "owns" the property, if the mortgage is held by the bank...there's nobody really to complain.

These guys may walk and there's not a lot that can be done, actually.
 
2012-08-31 08:18:09 PM
question: were you in teh evil frame of mind and wanted to diss the cops and go to prison

answer: no u weren't u were just selling real estate. carry on
 
2012-08-31 08:30:25 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: question: were you in teh evil frame of mind and wanted to diss the cops and go to prison

answer: no u weren't u were just selling real estate. carry on


Requip: no, your masters made you.
 
2012-08-31 09:25:36 PM
www.spacejunk.org
I was here first officers and these people built the house around me.
 
2012-08-31 10:14:29 PM
hey I live in silver lake and I saw that helicopter, so I'm getting a...

well I'm getting up to lock my doors actually.
 
2012-08-31 11:06:31 PM
Real estate agents? Shoot them anyways.
 
2012-09-01 04:04:08 AM

uncleacid: Was it these guys?

[www.three-stooges.com image 430x315]


Coincidentally enough, the stairway from the episode where the Stooges are running blocks of ice up to a house is right there, at the end of Edendale Place. The steps are still there.
 
2012-09-01 01:48:45 PM
Yeah...don't buy a house from these guys.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
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