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(Click On Detroit)   Man complains to police that price he agreed to pay for prostitution services had increased unexpectedly. IT'S A TRICK   (clickondetroit.com) divider line 28
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2012-08-31 02:25:14 PM  
Ain't no rose garden trying to deal with those CL pros...
 
2012-08-31 03:06:39 PM  
Homer: I want to set the record straight -- I thought the cop was a prostitute.
 
2012-08-31 03:19:49 PM  
"I made this deal with this prostitute, and she screwed me, man"

"Yes, and?"
 
2012-08-31 04:37:25 PM  
Police say the woman was arrested and the man wasn't taken into custody.

LOL. That sounds like it didn't go down the way she expected. Or maybe she didn't go down the way he expected.
 
2012-08-31 04:38:08 PM  
Whores have bills to pay, too.
 
2012-08-31 04:40:16 PM  
Thanks a lot, Fartbama.
 
2012-08-31 04:42:01 PM  
When you make prostitution a crime, prostitutes act like criminals? You can't explain that.
 
2012-08-31 04:43:17 PM  
Typical upseller. Ah well, that's what you get when you go for Bargain Betty.
 
2012-08-31 04:45:03 PM  
I can certainly see that occurring. "50 for a blowie" she says so you agree. She gets him off and says, "alright, $100." And he says, "You told me 50!" and she says, "You tell the guy with the shotgun in a car outside that."
 
2012-08-31 04:51:28 PM  
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Melanie Maxwell | AnnArbor.com
Ann Arbor police Lt. Renee Bush said police were called at 10:30 p.m. to a home in the 2700 block of Packard Road for a report of a robbery. When investigators arrived, they found the man having a bit of trouble with a 19-year-old Ohio woman he had contacted online.

Bush said the man and the woman had agreed on a price for her services. But when the man gave her the cash, the woman reportedly took the money and informed him that the price had suddenly gone up.

Aggrieved, the man took the next step of calling police.

"So, she was arrested," Bush said, shaking her head.


So why the fark did she wait around? He already paid her some of the money.
 
2012-08-31 04:55:18 PM  

lennavan: So why the fark did she wait around? He already paid her some of the money.


She probably thought he was bluffing about calling the cops, figuring that he wouldn't be dumb enough to call the police to the scene of a crime that he was committing.
 
2012-08-31 05:00:41 PM  
So Ann Arbor really is a whore, who knew?
 
2012-08-31 05:14:44 PM  
... Get an axe.
 
2012-08-31 05:17:56 PM  

Phantom_Spaceman: ... Get an axe.


Phantom_Spaceman: ... Get an axe.


A bath may have made that unnecessary...
 
2012-08-31 05:33:19 PM  
She forgot to tell him about the federal taxes, the state taxes, the local taxes and the sale taxes.
 
2012-08-31 05:39:33 PM  
Well, she did have it coming.Pay the chick
 
2012-08-31 05:58:06 PM  

clyph: When you make prostitution a crime, prostitutes act like criminals? You can't explain that.


thecelluloidsaloon.files.wordpress.com'There's another one!!'

Pretty much the whole story right there. We had it right back in the Wild West. They paid their taxes, kept to their part of town, kept themselves presentable (healthy) and everyone benefitted from their valuable community service. The most prosperous towns were those that had the higher class cat houses and saloons. It was just good for business and schools.
It wasn't until the holy rollers and their pious holier than thou bullshiat came along and ruined it for everyone.
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2012-08-31 06:08:19 PM  
Sounds like she was more of a constitute. Amirite?
 
2012-08-31 06:09:12 PM  
So, you're saying the price was an illusion?
 
2012-08-31 06:16:08 PM  
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Sympathizes.
 
2012-08-31 06:23:53 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Typical upseller. Ah well, that's what you get when you go for Bargain Betty.


Bam a lam.

Elzar: Ain't no rose garden trying to deal with those CL pros...


I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
 
2012-08-31 06:25:03 PM  
"How many roses?" He asked increduously.
 
2012-08-31 06:51:31 PM  
Should have gone with a midget hooker

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2012-08-31 07:56:34 PM  
$9.11
 
2012-08-31 08:53:11 PM  
Police say the woman was arrested and the man wasn't taken into custody.

But remember, boys and girls, they're no war on women.

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gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 09:02:49 PM  
Watch out!!!

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2012-08-31 09:04:27 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: But remember, boys and girls, they're no war on women.


They are no war on women?  I are shocked.
 
2012-08-31 09:07:27 PM  
Tricks?

ILLUSIONS, Michael, tricks are for hookers....

oh wait...
 
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