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(PennLive)   400lb lava-rock gorilla statue stolen, shot at, and returned to owner. Just another day in Pennsylvania   (pennlive.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Pennsylvania, target practice, Patricia Rudalavage  
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2012-08-31 02:55:48 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 06:01:20 PM  
Must have involved some sort of rape
 
2012-08-31 06:06:18 PM  
media.pennlive.com

He seems more interested in her cleavage.
 
2012-08-31 06:10:56 PM  
Which one's the gorilla?
 
2012-08-31 06:12:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP MAGILLA GORILLA
 
2012-08-31 06:20:25 PM  
Blue Gorilla Moon?
 
2012-08-31 06:30:25 PM  
She didn't build that.
 
2012-08-31 06:30:53 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: Must have involved some sort of rape


I think Sandusky is in jail.
 
2012-08-31 06:31:44 PM  

MAYORBOB: She didn't build that.


i snorted...

I think I love you...

;)
 
2012-08-31 06:38:30 PM  
Now wait a damn minute... I've played D&D many a time, but I don't remember any lava-rock gorillas.
 
das
2012-08-31 06:39:36 PM  
Beloved???
 
2012-08-31 06:42:31 PM  

Amos Quito: He seems more interested in her cleavage.


Where does a 400-lb gorilla direct his gaze?
 
2012-08-31 06:54:53 PM  

LordOfThePings: Amos Quito: He seems more interested in her cleavage.

Where does a 400-lb gorilla direct his gaze?


A thousand yards out, friend.
 
2012-08-31 06:59:41 PM  
This happened locally. At first the newspaper said it was 700lbs. I figured some college kids found a way to move it. Then the story changed to 400 lbs when she got it back. I guess they weighed it?
 
2012-08-31 07:01:42 PM  

das: Beloved???



I'm guessing it's pay-per-view. 


/Once you go rilla you never go...
 
2012-08-31 07:13:42 PM  

fatalvenom: veedeevadeevoodee: Must have involved some sort of rape

I think Sandusky is in jail.


imageshack.us
 
2012-08-31 07:16:13 PM  
ericpalmer.files.wordpress.com

/Don't get him angry
 
2012-08-31 07:44:15 PM  
He's no Grape Ape.
 
2012-08-31 07:49:20 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: Must have involved some sort of rape


That looks more like a mad mountain gorilla than a happy valley gorilla
 
2012-08-31 08:07:12 PM  

wataga123: This happened locally. At first the newspaper said it was 700lbs. I figured some college kids found a way to move it. Then the story changed to 400 lbs when she got it back. I guess they weighed it?


It turned out to be the stuff dreams are made of.
 
2012-08-31 08:40:34 PM  
mikaloyd:

That looks more like a mad mountain gorilla than a happy valley gorilla

/ or a Pittsburgh gorilla ?
 
2012-08-31 08:42:50 PM  
www.midwestsportsfans.com

/ still getting used to the preview button
 
2012-08-31 08:56:57 PM  
Everyone should have a lava-rock gorilla to love.
 
2012-08-31 09:08:08 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [www.midwestsportsfans.com image 322x409]

/ still getting used to the preview button


Unfair?
 
2012-08-31 09:09:18 PM  

wataga123: This happened locally. At first the newspaper said it was 700lbs. I figured some college kids found a way to move it. Then the story changed to 400 lbs when she got it back. I guess they weighed it?


i218.photobucket.com

She still had the original packaging.
 
2012-08-31 11:07:30 PM  
What the hell is Sharon Osbourne doing in Pennsylvania?
 
2012-09-01 12:26:07 AM  
this is so amusing. if this had been in texas there would be all sorts iignorant comments implying stupid texans and their guns. I bet there are more guns per capita in Penn, Ohio, Indiana, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont and Minnesota. I know there are more in Michigan. We won't even go to the mountain and plains states, or the Carolinas, tenn, kentuckey . . . Folks, there is nothing to shoot in texas. most people DO NOT HAVE GUNS.

Oh well, this is Fark, land of the intelligent.
 
2012-09-01 01:55:08 AM  
Oh for farks sakes! This f*ckin gorilla thing has been on all the radio stations, all 3 (2 really) local papers and all local TV news broadcast for 4 damn days now!
You'd think the f*ckin thing was a native from Scranton that walked on the moon!
 
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