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(Augusta Chronicle)   Even armed robbers are feeling the pain of a down economy. Gunman who ordered two men walking down the street to empty their pockets got away with.......12 cents   (chronicle.augusta.com) divider line 15
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2012-08-31 04:26:07 PM
Who the fark carries cash any more?
 
2012-08-31 04:28:19 PM
Yeah, you gotta figure that soon enough we'll have done away with cash for most of our daily lives.
 
2012-08-31 04:39:00 PM
Reminds me of a "World's Dumbest" where some poor sot in Russia robbed a sleeping bum. Fifty cents and some lint.
 
2012-08-31 04:44:51 PM
These guys were probably on their way to an ATM. Guy just forgot to wait until after the withdrawal.
 
2012-08-31 04:56:03 PM
so then, I'm doing all right at .57¢ . . .

Oh yahoo, yippee *sigh*
 
2012-08-31 04:56:54 PM
I got mugged once a long time ago. They got 3 bucks - all I had in my wallet. There were 4 of them.

/hope they enjoyed their .75 cents apiece!
//guess it's better than 12 cents
 
2012-08-31 04:59:15 PM
Who the hell paid you a quarter!?

Everyone.
 
2012-08-31 05:16:50 PM
I woulda gone for a marble rye
 
2012-08-31 05:46:36 PM
www.movieactors.com

Victor Franco -- *ahem* Number Eleven knows that feeling all too well.
 
2012-08-31 06:08:48 PM
Hey, police detectives have held up liquor stores for less than that.

/obscure?
 
2012-08-31 07:58:26 PM
i make more than that in an HOUR mining BITCOINS
 
2012-08-31 08:36:06 PM
These sort of stories used to be common during the great depression. A holdup man steps out of an alley and mugs a couple walking down the street with everything they own in a wheelbarrow. Points the gun at them and demands the mans wallet, the man says something along the lines of " I ain't got no goddamn wallet!" and the robber feels so sorry for them he buys them a cup of coffee.

My great grandfolks were carjacked in 1933. Okies , Sooners (real ones), headed for California, regular Grapes of Wrath. The guy pointed a shotgun at great-grampa and ordered the family out of the truck. He got in, punched the gas pedal and killed the motor, and only my great grampa knew the trick to get it started. The story is the family folks just stood around and laughed at the guy for 20 minutes or so until he gave up and ran away.
 
2012-08-31 09:56:00 PM
Reminds me how I feel when I go to rob somebody in Crime City and the poor bastard has nothing left with any money but a level 2 laundromat. Pathetic.
 
2012-08-31 10:38:54 PM
FTH:Even armed robbers are feeling the pain of a down economy. Gunman who ordered two men walking down the street to empty their pockets got away with.......12 cents

So one armed robbers are doing OK then? Good to know...
 
2012-09-01 01:32:09 AM

noblewolf: FTH:Even armed robbers are feeling the pain of a down economy. Gunman who ordered two men walking down the street to empty their pockets got away with.......12 cents

So one armed robbers are doing OK then? Good to know...


No, any odd-armed robbers are fine. Three, five....whatever number you got.
 
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