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(NYPost)   Tan Mom's hubby admits he's a little embarrassed about about her drunken nightclub appearance. WOAH, someone is married to this?   (nypost.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-31 12:05:15 PM
img819.imageshack.us

When you're so drunk the transvestites are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.
 
2012-08-31 12:14:00 PM
I guess a "farking a booze-soaked wad of beef jerky" fetish is being realized, so go easy on the guy.
 
2012-08-31 12:56:10 PM
Looks like a successful audition! Let the reality show offers start in 3 ...... 2 ...... 1 ......
 
2012-08-31 01:03:44 PM
Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?
 
2012-08-31 01:04:44 PM
Exactly what I was wondering,subby.
 
2012-08-31 01:05:17 PM
Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

www.nypost.com
 
2012-08-31 01:05:38 PM
She has nothing I want... at all.
 
2012-08-31 01:05:48 PM
the Marlboro man saved enough miles to get the free boob job and had enough left over to get the red dress
 
2012-08-31 01:08:33 PM
It's like a train that keeps wrecking itself.
 
2012-08-31 01:08:53 PM
TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM
 
2012-08-31 01:09:07 PM
How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.
 
2012-08-31 01:09:26 PM

lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]


I don't think that's a chick...
 
2012-08-31 01:09:39 PM
She's a very important person and we need to keep up with her activities.
 
2012-08-31 01:10:09 PM
Patricia Krentcil, whose over-the-top tan made her an Internet celebrity, was the guest of honor at a roast at the XL Club in Hell's Kitchen


Who would have thought you could parlay being an abusive parent into night club appearance fees...

I guess Joe Jackson...
 
2012-08-31 01:10:48 PM
Spill the wine? Take that girl...the fark out of here.
 
2012-08-31 01:11:59 PM
You're already an object of derision for your tanning obsession. You've been constantly criticized across the internet because you think it's okay for your kid to get a head start on that case of melanoma. You get invited to a nightclub to be roasted by transvestites. And you know you don't hold your liquor well.

At what point do you respond to the invite with a polite no?
 
2012-08-31 01:13:06 PM

Headso: Patricia Krentcil, whose over-the-top tan made her an Internet celebrity, was the guest of honor at a roast at the XL Club in Hell's Kitchen


Who would have thought you could parlay being an abusive parent into night club appearance fees...

I guess Joe Jackson...


She was just steppin; out!

media.pushitmagazine.com
 
2012-08-31 01:14:08 PM
Yes, someone is married to this. This guy, as a matter of fact...

www.cynthiarowland.com

Is it wrong that I was expecting him to look all Guido?
 
2012-08-31 01:16:07 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.
 
2012-08-31 01:17:33 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


No, you don't.
 
2012-08-31 01:18:40 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


I'd happily verify that for you if you like. You know, if you needed someone to do that for you
 
2012-08-31 01:18:44 PM
It's hilarious that she got thrown out of her own roast, which are usually pretty racy affairs.
 
2012-08-31 01:19:18 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


I dunno, tinyurl.com is what we use around the office to disguise shock links.
 
2012-08-31 01:19:37 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


Pics or it ain't so ;)
 
2012-08-31 01:20:10 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


How you doin'?

/obligatory
 
2012-08-31 01:21:46 PM
She's one classy broad.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 01:22:00 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-08-31 01:24:52 PM
New picture of the husband:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 01:27:46 PM

Mateorocks: New picture of the husband:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 275x300]


They met in a neanderthal support group.
 
2012-08-31 01:29:33 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]

I don't think that's a chick...


www.zewp.com
 
2012-08-31 01:31:03 PM
Evidently, this is the invisible person Clint was really talking to in that empty chair.
 
2012-08-31 01:32:02 PM

snowjack: When you're so drunk the transvestites drag queens are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.


FTFY
 
2012-08-31 01:32:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


Amen. There's crazy and then there's haggard end-of-the-line crazy, and it all happens at or near 40.
 
2012-08-31 01:32:43 PM
What a tan mom may look like in the future:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 01:33:56 PM
Now searching for Tawny Kitaen hubby-beater-crazy pics....
 
2012-08-31 01:34:02 PM
She just looks so pale...
 
2012-08-31 01:40:35 PM

lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

www.nypost.com


"I'll take the chick on the left"

"That's a dude"

.......

"I'll take the dude on the left"
 
2012-08-31 01:46:18 PM

markie_farkie: I guess a "farking a booze-soaked wad of beef jerky" fetish is being realized, so go easy on the guy.


So good! +1
 
2012-08-31 01:48:05 PM
Eh, she's put together fairly well for an older gal. She probably wasn't too bad to look at 60 or 70 years ago, assuming her tanning obsession wasn't in full swing yet.

//my estimate of her age may be off a bit. It's hard to tell when your face looks like a leather handbag.
 
2012-08-31 01:56:41 PM
I didn't think she had enough shame for rehab. I was wrong.

Link
 
2012-08-31 01:57:47 PM
Surprised she's married?

She probably has a cooperative vagina; most husbands wish their wives had one as well.
 
2012-08-31 02:01:53 PM

snowjack: [img819.imageshack.us image 524x475]

When you're so drunk the transvestites are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.


And... done in one.
 
2012-08-31 02:02:26 PM

durbnpoisn: How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch Old Bridge, NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.

 
2012-08-31 02:03:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]

"I'll take the chick on the left"

"That's a dude"

.......

"I'll take the dude on the left"


LOL
 
2012-08-31 02:05:18 PM
WOAH... is that how you're supposed to spell "WHOA" now?
 
2012-08-31 02:05:56 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


I don't know if you are aware, sir, but younger women tend to turn into older women.
 
2012-08-31 02:05:58 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


You go, girl! I totally agree that women our age (I'm 46) who take great care of ourselves, work out to remain in our best shape, feel confident and satisifed about who we are as individulas, can absolutely look appealing and attract a wide variety of men (older and younger).
 
2012-08-31 02:06:41 PM
You can't fool me, that's Rod Stewart.
 
2012-08-31 02:10:38 PM

durbnpoisn: How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.


Jimi Hendrix died at age 28, and yet dickhead cheney survived SIX heart attacks!!
There has never been 'justice'.
 
2012-08-31 02:23:13 PM
I think i'm in love!
 
2012-08-31 02:23:22 PM

snowjack: [img819.imageshack.us image 524x475]

When you're so drunk the transvestites are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.


Surprised there's no captioned versions of this image in the thread yet.

/for shame, Fark
//"ok, poop is coming out!"
 
2012-08-31 02:33:15 PM

durbnpoisn: How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.


1/10, but I'll bite because I'm bored.

It's obvious she's got addiction issues and that she's not that smart. She got a taste of infamy and decided to run with it, but just like most reality stars, she had no idea how to manage herself.

I mean, the woman covered herself in the self-tanning stuff body builders use for an interview trying to sell her case that she's a good mom. SHE'S NOT SMART.

That said, how the hell are you making the jump from that to the Pathmark shooting in Old Bridge? And how the hell did you confuse Old Bridge and Long Branch?
 
2012-08-31 02:33:40 PM
Say Tan Mom Three times in a mirror and your skin turns orange.

/true story
 
2012-08-31 02:42:44 PM
I have an aunt who has similar issues to this chew toy. She tans constantly, drinks excessively, and was her own daughter's matron of honor. Attention whoring to the limit. Why do people think that looking like the Necronomicon is a good thing? On a side note, those drag queens look like a ton of fun to hang out with when they aren't dragging a dessicated scrotum across a stage.
 
2012-08-31 02:47:29 PM

tetsoushima: I have an aunt who has similar issues to this chew toy. She tans constantly, drinks excessively, and was her own daughter's matron of honor. Attention whoring to the limit. Why do people think that looking like the Necronomicon is a good thing? On a side note, those drag queens look like a ton of fun to hang out with when they aren't dragging a dessicated scrotum across a stage.


Your comment is so full of the LULZ I am seriously laughing so hard over here!


I agree with MayContainHorseGluten: why no funny captions? The original article is a goldmine of fark-caption-worthy photos! Please, y'all get to it!
 
2012-08-31 02:48:05 PM

IMIX: Jimi Hendrix died at age 28, and yet dickhead cheney survived SIX heart attacks!!


Lies! Cheney is the Tin Woodsman to Bush's Scarecrow.
 
2012-08-31 02:51:53 PM

MattyFridays: durbnpoisn: How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.

1/10, but I'll bite because I'm bored.

It's obvious she's got addiction issues and that she's not that smart. She got a taste of infamy and decided to run with it, but just like most reality stars, she had no idea how to manage herself.

I mean, the woman covered herself in the self-tanning stuff body builders use for an interview trying to sell her case that she's a good mom. SHE'S NOT SMART.

That said, how the hell are you making the jump from that to the Pathmark shooting in Old Bridge? And how the hell did you confuse Old Bridge and Long Branch?


He's not making a "jump," he's making a COMPARISON. Kinda implied by the "proof there is no justice" comment. It's the kind of thing everyone does when faced with something they just can't quite accept. "Why did [awesome person] die young while [repugnant person] is still alive and going strong? It's just not fair!"

My best friend died three years ago, at the ripe old age of 21, from osteosarcoma (a variety of bone cancer). And yes, several times I have looked at people who utterly repulse me (like, say, Fred Phelps), and wondered to myself "Why are THESE wastes of carbon still around and DAN was the one who died? How is that fair?"

Of course, Fred Phelps had absolutely nothing to do with Dan's death. But at that time I'm not really TRYING to draw any connection between Phelps and my Danface. I'm just trying to get the irrational, emotional part of my brain to accept that my very best friend died for no real "reason." Our brains are hardwired to look for patterns, and thus we keep looking for patterns in events even when there are none.
 
2012-08-31 02:56:18 PM

strathmeyer: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

I don't know if you are aware, sir, but younger women tend to turn into older women.


yeah, at which point you move on to younger women again.

Don't act like you don't know what Mathew McConaughey likes about high school girls...
 
2012-08-31 03:33:27 PM
I'd hit it.


But I won't pay.

/low standards
//twice today!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 03:35:53 PM

clevershark: What a tan mom may look like in the future:

i.imgur.com


OH YOU MUTHAFARKER!
Where's my 'un-see' button, where?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2012-08-31 03:39:01 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]

"I'll take the chick on the left"

"That's a dude"

.......

"I'll take the dude on the left"


Well played, sir. Well played.

7/10
 
2012-08-31 03:54:57 PM

strathmeyer: I don't know if you are aware, sir, but younger women tend to turn into older women.


Yeah, but I'm 41 and she looks like she has a good 10-15 years on me.
 
2012-08-31 03:55:59 PM

IMIX: Jimi Hendrix died at age 28, and yet dickhead cheney survived SIX heart attacks!!
There has never been 'justice'.


Yep. That's why Nickelback will be with us forever.
 
2012-08-31 03:58:59 PM

clyph: Lies! Cheney is the Tin Woodsman to Bush's Scarecrow.


Cheney's career brightened up considerably once he changed his name from "Jason Voorhees".

God knows how long he'll last now that he's had a human heart installed.
 
2012-08-31 04:06:25 PM

strathmeyer: I don't know if you are aware, sir, but younger women tend to turn into older women.


But not right now.
 
2012-08-31 04:22:31 PM
Goodness! She's certainly embarrassed herself this time. Let's hope that will get her to mend her ways.
 
2012-08-31 04:43:53 PM
Looks like Eddie Van Halen.
 
2012-08-31 04:56:30 PM

dabbletech: Goodness! She's certainly embarrassed herself this time. Let's hope that will get her to mend her ways.


Lets hope her skin finds a way to mend itself in the coming years.
 
2012-08-31 05:31:27 PM
The Old: TOT MOM

The New: TAN MOM

Fark: TANNEDTOT MOM
 
2012-08-31 05:48:23 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


So, where you're concerned, the problem with that woman is her age?
 
2012-08-31 06:42:31 PM

MadAzza: So, where you're concerned, the problem with that woman is her age?


There's no test for the crazy, so we have to use some baseline.
 
2012-08-31 07:16:54 PM
www.nypost.com
hmmmmm.....
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-08-31 08:49:13 PM
i154.photobucket.com

\sarcasm
 
2012-09-01 05:50:54 AM

clevershark: IMIX: Jimi Hendrix died at age 28, and yet dickhead cheney survived SIX heart attacks!!
There has never been 'justice'.

Yep. That's why Nickelback will be with us forever.


Also why if you want to live for a long time be the most annoying asshole you can be.
 
2012-09-01 06:36:51 AM
unfarkingbelievable 2012-08-31 02:05:58 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.

You go, girl! I totally agree that women our age (I'm 46) who take great care of ourselves, work out to remain in our best shape, feel confident and satisifed about who we are as individulas, can absolutely look appealing and attract a wide variety of men (older and younger).


Got news for you, the 20 somthings are going out with you so you will pay their bills.
 
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