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(NYPost)   Tan Mom's hubby admits he's a little embarrassed about about her drunken nightclub appearance. WOAH, someone is married to this?   (nypost.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-31 12:05:15 PM
img819.imageshack.us

When you're so drunk the transvestites are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.
 
2012-08-31 12:14:00 PM
I guess a "farking a booze-soaked wad of beef jerky" fetish is being realized, so go easy on the guy.
 
2012-08-31 12:56:10 PM
Looks like a successful audition! Let the reality show offers start in 3 ...... 2 ...... 1 ......
 
2012-08-31 01:03:44 PM
Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?
 
2012-08-31 01:04:44 PM
Exactly what I was wondering,subby.
 
2012-08-31 01:05:17 PM
Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

www.nypost.com
 
2012-08-31 01:05:38 PM
She has nothing I want... at all.
 
2012-08-31 01:05:48 PM
the Marlboro man saved enough miles to get the free boob job and had enough left over to get the red dress
 
2012-08-31 01:08:33 PM
It's like a train that keeps wrecking itself.
 
2012-08-31 01:08:53 PM
TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM
 
2012-08-31 01:09:07 PM
How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.
 
2012-08-31 01:09:26 PM

lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]


I don't think that's a chick...
 
2012-08-31 01:09:39 PM
She's a very important person and we need to keep up with her activities.
 
2012-08-31 01:10:09 PM
Patricia Krentcil, whose over-the-top tan made her an Internet celebrity, was the guest of honor at a roast at the XL Club in Hell's Kitchen


Who would have thought you could parlay being an abusive parent into night club appearance fees...

I guess Joe Jackson...
 
2012-08-31 01:10:48 PM
Spill the wine? Take that girl...the fark out of here.
 
2012-08-31 01:11:59 PM
You're already an object of derision for your tanning obsession. You've been constantly criticized across the internet because you think it's okay for your kid to get a head start on that case of melanoma. You get invited to a nightclub to be roasted by transvestites. And you know you don't hold your liquor well.

At what point do you respond to the invite with a polite no?
 
2012-08-31 01:13:06 PM

Headso: Patricia Krentcil, whose over-the-top tan made her an Internet celebrity, was the guest of honor at a roast at the XL Club in Hell's Kitchen


Who would have thought you could parlay being an abusive parent into night club appearance fees...

I guess Joe Jackson...


She was just steppin; out!

media.pushitmagazine.com
 
2012-08-31 01:14:08 PM
Yes, someone is married to this. This guy, as a matter of fact...

www.cynthiarowland.com

Is it wrong that I was expecting him to look all Guido?
 
2012-08-31 01:16:07 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.
 
2012-08-31 01:17:33 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


No, you don't.
 
2012-08-31 01:18:40 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


I'd happily verify that for you if you like. You know, if you needed someone to do that for you
 
2012-08-31 01:18:44 PM
It's hilarious that she got thrown out of her own roast, which are usually pretty racy affairs.
 
2012-08-31 01:19:18 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


I dunno, tinyurl.com is what we use around the office to disguise shock links.
 
2012-08-31 01:19:37 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


Pics or it ain't so ;)
 
2012-08-31 01:20:10 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


How you doin'?

/obligatory
 
2012-08-31 01:21:46 PM
She's one classy broad.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 01:22:00 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-08-31 01:24:52 PM
New picture of the husband:

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 01:27:46 PM

Mateorocks: New picture of the husband:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 275x300]


They met in a neanderthal support group.
 
2012-08-31 01:29:33 PM

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]

I don't think that's a chick...


www.zewp.com
 
2012-08-31 01:31:03 PM
Evidently, this is the invisible person Clint was really talking to in that empty chair.
 
2012-08-31 01:32:02 PM

snowjack: When you're so drunk the transvestites drag queens are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.


FTFY
 
2012-08-31 01:32:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


Amen. There's crazy and then there's haggard end-of-the-line crazy, and it all happens at or near 40.
 
2012-08-31 01:32:43 PM
What a tan mom may look like in the future:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-31 01:33:56 PM
Now searching for Tawny Kitaen hubby-beater-crazy pics....
 
2012-08-31 01:34:02 PM
She just looks so pale...
 
2012-08-31 01:40:35 PM

lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

www.nypost.com


"I'll take the chick on the left"

"That's a dude"

.......

"I'll take the dude on the left"
 
2012-08-31 01:46:18 PM

markie_farkie: I guess a "farking a booze-soaked wad of beef jerky" fetish is being realized, so go easy on the guy.


So good! +1
 
2012-08-31 01:48:05 PM
Eh, she's put together fairly well for an older gal. She probably wasn't too bad to look at 60 or 70 years ago, assuming her tanning obsession wasn't in full swing yet.

//my estimate of her age may be off a bit. It's hard to tell when your face looks like a leather handbag.
 
2012-08-31 01:56:41 PM
I didn't think she had enough shame for rehab. I was wrong.

Link
 
2012-08-31 01:57:47 PM
Surprised she's married?

She probably has a cooperative vagina; most husbands wish their wives had one as well.
 
2012-08-31 02:01:53 PM

snowjack: [img819.imageshack.us image 524x475]

When you're so drunk the transvestites are throwing you out, that's pretty drunk.


And... done in one.
 
2012-08-31 02:02:26 PM

durbnpoisn: How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch Old Bridge, NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.

 
2012-08-31 02:03:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lennavan: Yeah, compared to the "chick" on the left, suddenly she doesn't look so bad.

[www.nypost.com image 525x415]

"I'll take the chick on the left"

"That's a dude"

.......

"I'll take the dude on the left"


LOL
 
2012-08-31 02:05:18 PM
WOAH... is that how you're supposed to spell "WHOA" now?
 
2012-08-31 02:05:56 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?


I don't know if you are aware, sir, but younger women tend to turn into older women.
 
2012-08-31 02:05:58 PM

Helena Handbasket: Quantum Apostrophe: Krentcil, 44

Anyone still wonder why men prefer younger women? Anyone?

Those of us who actually take care of ourselves can look pretty hot. I'm older than that ugly piece of beef-jerkified humanity, yet I easily look thirty years younger than she does, and I date younger men because I look good enough to date younger men.


You go, girl! I totally agree that women our age (I'm 46) who take great care of ourselves, work out to remain in our best shape, feel confident and satisifed about who we are as individulas, can absolutely look appealing and attract a wide variety of men (older and younger).
 
2012-08-31 02:06:41 PM
You can't fool me, that's Rod Stewart.
 
2012-08-31 02:10:38 PM

durbnpoisn: How, really HOW, do these people ever function in everyday life?! How have they made it this far?

Some poor 18 girl got shot to death in Long Branch NJ this morning, for no other reason than some lunatic going all firearmy on everyone... But this crispy, burnt asshole is still alive and having fun.

Further proof that there is no justice.


Jimi Hendrix died at age 28, and yet dickhead cheney survived SIX heart attacks!!
There has never been 'justice'.
 
2012-08-31 02:23:13 PM
I think i'm in love!
 
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