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(Norwalk Reflector)   Man arrested on two counts of being a total asshat   (norwalkreflector.com) divider line 58
    More: Dumbass, Norwalk, protection order, domestic violences  
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2012-08-31 02:56:53 PM  
www.norwalkreflector.com
"Right, like you wouldn't do the same."
 
2012-08-31 02:56:56 PM  
Sweater puppies?
 
2012-08-31 02:58:20 PM  
He has a very punchable face.
 
2012-08-31 02:59:11 PM  
cruelty to animals (2), domestic assault, brandishing and/or threats, and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling (2).

I think he picked up at least 6 charges of being a dumbass.
 
2012-08-31 02:59:14 PM  
Hoyt became upset, went outside and shot the two white Yorkie puppies.

Hope he hangs.
 
2012-08-31 02:59:42 PM  

probesport: Sweater puppies?


Well, now they're just sweater meat.
 
2012-08-31 03:01:40 PM  
You know those prison programs where the inmates take care of rescued dogs to learn about empathy, responsibility for others, etc? Keep him the hell away from those. He gets a farking pet rock wearing Kevlar.
 
2012-08-31 03:02:42 PM  
Just based on the headline, I thought that meant we had criminalized Republican party membership.
 
2012-08-31 03:02:59 PM  
If only being a total asshat were really a crime...

cache.jalopnik.com
 
2012-08-31 03:03:02 PM  
Let's see:

- Cheating
- Firearms
- Pickup truck
- Dogs
- Wife

Yep, this is just viral marketing for country music.
 
2012-08-31 03:03:57 PM  
Puppies?

www.ringsidenews.com
 
2012-08-31 03:03:58 PM  
he pointed the handgun at his wife and threatened to harm her Wednesday night.

Is it just me or does $5k bond seem a bit low for assault with a deadly weapon?
 
2012-08-31 03:04:21 PM  
Christophel said it started out as a "verbal altercation," but declined to elaborate. Patrick said Hoyt's wife confronted her husband about a suspected extramarital affair, Hoyt became upset, went outside and shot the two white Yorkie puppies.

Way to keep your pimp hand strong there, dude. Next time, point the gun at your head and pull the trigger, then have at the puppies, the wife or anything else you want.
 
2012-08-31 03:05:39 PM  
Coont. Smirking, fark-witted, micro-dicked, minge-tached coont.

/ did I say his 'tache looks like a minge?
 
2012-08-31 03:05:52 PM  

ProfessorOhki: he pointed the handgun at his wife and threatened to harm her Wednesday night.

Is it just me or does $5k bond seem a bit low for assault with a deadly weapon?


Was her Wednesday night harmed?
 
2012-08-31 03:07:08 PM  

Spiralmonkey: Coont. Smirking, fark-witted, micro-dicked, minge-tached coont.


Pencil necked geek, grit eating freak, Scum sucking peahead with a lousy physique.
 
2012-08-31 03:07:49 PM  
I personally would have lit the dogs on fire.
 
2012-08-31 03:08:16 PM  

WinnipegDragon: Let's see:

- Cheating
- Firearms
- Pickup truck
- Dogs
- Wife

Yep, this is just viral marketing for country music.


Just goes to show, there are rednecks everywhere
 
2012-08-31 03:08:55 PM  
Patrick said Hoyt's wife confronted her husband about a suspected extramarital affair, Hoyt became upset, went outside and shot the two white Yorkie puppies.

Yeah, that'll show her who's the boss!
 
2012-08-31 03:09:36 PM  
Maybe it was just a process of elimination, just shoot all the dogs in sight an hope he got the annoying one.
 
2012-08-31 03:09:53 PM  
Yeah, but ABORTIONS!!!!


/did you read the tard comments? And you thought Fark was bad...
 
2012-08-31 03:10:10 PM  

probesport: ProfessorOhki: he pointed the handgun at his wife and threatened to harm her Wednesday night.

Is it just me or does $5k bond seem a bit low for assault with a deadly weapon?

Was her Wednesday night harmed?


I think you get higher bond if you harm someone's Friday night. Just a guess.
 
2012-08-31 03:10:34 PM  
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Not okay with this.
 
2012-08-31 03:12:16 PM  
If only the Yorkies had been armed to protect themselves.
 
2012-08-31 03:12:48 PM  

red5ish: [img843.imageshack.us image 320x480]
Not okay with this.


Not until they get that nasty brown streak going from their eyes.
 
2012-08-31 03:14:25 PM  
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
 
2012-08-31 03:15:44 PM  
A Norwalk man accused of shooting and killing his wife's two puppies is out on bond.


What a psychopath. I hope he hangs.


two white Yorkie puppies.

Well... then again...
 
2012-08-31 03:16:02 PM  
I don't think getting pissed at some chick and shooting dogs/pets is asshattery. It's more like sociopathy.
 
2012-08-31 03:16:57 PM  
I know very little of the dog trade, but wouldn't a pair of purebred Yorkie puppies be hella expensive? Aside from animal cruelty, he was flushing good money down the john. Way to go, champ
 
2012-08-31 03:18:43 PM  
Read the comments from TFA and still believe the human race should be spared from annihilation. I dare ya.
 
2012-08-31 03:18:50 PM  
I would love to see the neighborhood encourage everyone to throw their dog's shiat all over this guy's lawn.
 
2012-08-31 03:19:31 PM  

LaraAmber: You know those prison programs where the inmates take care of rescued dogs to learn about empathy, responsibility for others, etc? Keep him the hell away from those. He gets a farking pet rock wearing Kevlar.


Maybe it's because I'm farking tired, but this post is hilarious to me.

/The kevlar pat made the whole thing.
//Nap time.
 
2012-08-31 03:22:24 PM  
WTF is with the comments on there? Battle of the trolls.
 
2012-08-31 03:22:48 PM  

r1niceboy: Read the comments from TFA and still believe the human race should be spared from annihilation analnation. I dare ya.



FIFM assrape them all!
 
2012-08-31 03:31:16 PM  
I've put down 3 dogs. each time we go up the hill behind my dads house asnd i shoot them. is this not legal ? were they his? if they are married it is shared custody or not ? i thought dogs were just property ? did he shott it in teh leg and watch is drag around in the dirt before finishing it, cause that would be cruel. but just putting it down, for whatever reason seems perfectly legal, while still being farking sick as hell.
 
2012-08-31 03:36:38 PM  
IF THIS DOG PEES IN THE HOUSE ONE MORE TIME!
 
2012-08-31 03:37:04 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-31 03:38:19 PM  
So what's his Fark handle?
 
2012-08-31 03:40:01 PM  
Patrick said Hoyt's wife confronted her husband about a suspected extramarital affair, Hoyt became upset, went outside and shot the two white Yorkie puppies.

Shut up you all, it was legitimate shooting.
 
2012-08-31 03:40:23 PM  

cantsleep: WinnipegDragon: Let's see:

- Cheating
- Firearms
- Pickup truck
- Dogs
- Wife

Yep, this is just viral marketing for country music.

Just goes to show, there are rednecks everywhere


Yup, those sure were some redneck-proud dogs they owned.
 
2012-08-31 03:48:13 PM  

neversubmit: Dead puppies aren't much fun.


The Doctor Demento Force is strong with this one.....
 
2012-08-31 03:59:43 PM  
In his defense the puppies are the ones that told his wife about his affair.
 
2012-08-31 04:04:06 PM  
I thought sure this was going to be another Dino M. Zaffina thread.
 
2012-08-31 04:06:36 PM  
What a farktard. And what a whimpy ass bail too. I suppose we all should be glad he only shot the dogs, and not his wife. This is a person with some serious ass problems. I hope the police are lookin mighty close at him. Next time, and there will be one, it won't be a dog.
 
2012-08-31 04:15:20 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Just based on the headline, I thought that meant we had criminalized Republican party membership.


So did I, then I read what he did and realized I was being pretty unrealistic.

/I mean, when was the last time a Republican accomplished what he set out to do?
 
2012-08-31 04:23:48 PM  

tigerose: What a farktard. And what a whimpy ass bail too. I suppose we all should be glad he only shot the dogs, and not his wife. This is a person with some serious ass problems. I hope the police are lookin mighty close at him. Next time, and there will be one, it won't be a dog.


Does shooting puppies help with that?
 
2012-08-31 04:30:29 PM  
As if all of us men haven't killed a few kittens in our time
 
2012-08-31 04:34:55 PM  
Wonder if this impressed his girlfriend.
 
2012-08-31 05:33:09 PM  
Annnd once again, instead of keeping this idiot locked up. We turn him lose to do something even worse, While we make gun laws to punish people have done nothing wrong.
 
2012-08-31 05:38:25 PM  
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Why would anyone shoot a best buddy?
 
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