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(WTOP)   Love Diet Pepsi, but hate how aspartame loses its sweetness so quickly and has such high susceptibility to heat? No worries, the company is testing acesulfame-potassium as a replacement. Mmmmm, acesulfame-potassium   (wtop.com) divider line 14
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2012-08-31 03:48:25 PM
5 votes:
guyism.com

/that's bad
2012-08-31 06:57:44 PM
2 votes:

John_David_Stutts: serial arseonist: semiotix: Ace-K is the shiat. It's the only artificial sweetener that comes with its own cool street name.

Hey, man, can you hook me up with some Ace-K?

pretty sure the street name is actually ace-k 47, but it's generally used in reference to any black market sweetener

Is there some sort of chart or pictogram to use? I only ask so journalists can be accurate when they report the story.


q&d

i1003.photobucket.com
2012-08-31 04:00:09 PM
2 votes:
My dad hates diet sodas, and swears he can taste the difference between diet and regular, so one day I decided to secretly put him to the test.

I waited till he went out to get some lumber and I emptied all of his bottles of Dr. Pepper and replaced them with Diet Coke.

He comes home, grabs a bottle from the fridge, and heads up to the roof. I hear some hammering, which suddenly stops, a muffled "What the...", then silence for about a good minute.

I grab one of the bottles out of the fridge and walk outside and it goes like this:

Me: How's it goin' up there?
Dad: Wha-oh fine-hey does this Dr. Pepper taste funny to you?
Me: Nope. Why?
Dad: I could swear this is diet ... and not even Dr. Pepper, more like Coke or something.
Me: No, it tastes fine to me. (takes ladder)
Dad: Oh No ... you are not doing that again!
Me: Enjoy your Dr. Pepper Dad-you can come down when you've fixed the roof!

I then proceeded to throw on dad's Led Zeppelin records, smoke up his "hidden" weed stash, and drink my Diet Coke in its Dr. Pepper bottle while mom blew me in his recliner.
2012-08-31 07:20:27 PM
1 votes:
fat cows still be fat cows......diet???? bwhahahahahaaaa!

Eating to become skinny is like spending to save money.
2012-08-31 05:37:40 PM
1 votes:

superfudge73: seadoo2006: AbbeySomeone: I've seen so many fat people clutching vats of diet soda, doesn't seem to help. That sh*t is evil, why not just drink water, or start smioking?

1) The aspartame gives you cancer argument has been debunked more than the "Obama is a Kenyan" argument.

2) I'm a Type 1 Diabetic and my doctors recommend I drink diet pop over pretty much any other drink besides water.

3) Caffeinated water costs more than soda, so I drink diet pop. It also has the same caloric content as water (ZERO).

4) Diet pop only correlates with higher weights because people who drink it think they can "make up" those calories in other ways and end up over eating.

5) Whatever, I'll drink what I want ... :-p

What's pop?



What's smioking?

i46.tinypic.com
2012-08-31 04:44:39 PM
1 votes:
i.i.com.com

/approves
/superior potassium
2012-08-31 04:21:45 PM
1 votes:
When I was a kid, and I came downstairs in the morning for school, groggy and with a bad case of bed-head, I'd usually find a big stack of Mom's buckwheat pancakes waiting for me, already drenched in acesulfame-potassium syrup. She'd give me a kiss, call me sweetie, and hand me a plastic spork to eat my breakfast. And I could tell that she loved me.

Those were the days.
2012-08-31 04:00:55 PM
1 votes:

serial arseonist: semiotix: Ace-K is the shiat. It's the only artificial sweetener that comes with its own cool street name.

Hey, man, can you hook me up with some Ace-K?

pretty sure the street name is actually ace-k 47, but it's generally used in reference to any black market sweetener


Is there some sort of chart or pictogram to use? I only ask so journalists can be accurate when they report the story.
2012-08-31 03:52:57 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: I've seen so many fat people clutching vats of diet soda, doesn't seem to help. That sh*t is evil, why not just drink water, or start smioking?


1) The aspartame gives you cancer argument has been debunked more than the "Obama is a Kenyan" argument.

2) I'm a Type 1 Diabetic and my doctors recommend I drink diet pop over pretty much any other drink besides water.

3) Caffeinated water costs more than soda, so I drink diet pop. It also has the same caloric content as water (ZERO).

4) Diet pop only correlates with higher weights because people who drink it think they can "make up" those calories in other ways and end up over eating.

5) Whatever, I'll drink what I want ... :-p
2012-08-31 03:47:21 PM
1 votes:
I've seen so many fat people clutching vats of diet soda, doesn't seem to help. That sh*t is evil, why not just drink water, or start smioking?
2012-08-31 03:47:05 PM
1 votes:

semiotix: Ace-K is the shiat. It's the only artificial sweetener that comes with its own cool street name.

Hey, man, can you hook me up with some Ace-K?


pretty sure the street name is actually ace-k 47, but it's generally used in reference to any black market sweetener
2012-08-31 03:42:52 PM
1 votes:

semiotix: Ace-K is the shiat. It's the only artificial sweetener that comes with its own cool street name.

Hey, man, can you hook me up with some Ace-K?


Ace-to-the-mothafarkin'-Z.
2012-08-31 02:26:45 PM
1 votes:
Ace-K is the shiat. It's the only artificial sweetener that comes with its own cool street name.

Hey, man, can you hook me up with some Ace-K?
2012-08-31 01:48:28 PM
1 votes:

BKITU: "It'll still taste the same, but will last longer if stored in a warm place" is a good way to get around the irrational response.


How about "Don't Worry, It Will Still Taste Like Malted Battery AcidTM"
 
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