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5600 clicks; posted to Geek » on 31 Aug 2012 at 2:49 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-31 12:39:30 PM  
Did it for fun.
College: Best 8 years of my life.
 
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2012-08-31 12:54:07 PM  
So she has done both a zombie and Tom Ridge?
 
2012-08-31 02:52:53 PM  
SCIENCE!
 
2012-08-31 02:56:33 PM  

russlar: SCIENCE!


She blinded me with science.
 
2012-08-31 02:56:46 PM  
Cocaine ($40 worth)

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2012-08-31 03:01:54 PM  
Is there a college student who hasn't done this? Do we really need to post it on the Internet? Just keep a journal, you idiot.
 
2012-08-31 03:08:19 PM  
All told, I had two months to plan, execute and deliver the assignment.

I ended up doing all five drugs within seventy-two hours.


Whoopsie! Hope he saved that little blue monster for last.
 
2012-08-31 03:12:47 PM  

tricycleracer: Cocaine ($40 worth)

Error 404: Erection not found.


Lol so much this.

But weed, I highly recommend (hah pun unintended), your wife/GF will thank you. Trust me.
 
2012-08-31 03:13:18 PM  
sex on mushrooms? No thanks.
 
2012-08-31 03:16:28 PM  

vudukungfu: Did it for fun.
College: Best 8 years of my life.


Why did you quit so early?
 
2012-08-31 03:25:53 PM  
Just finished reading the article, and besides it being funny, I think it's pretty accurate, though I've never done E before.

The weed experience is basically what I was talking about above. lol.
 
2012-08-31 03:30:18 PM  
Done all of those drugs, I've had lots of sex while stoned. Never on mushrooms, coke or E.

The only thing I'd say is that he should have put a huge disclaimer on it stating "this is incredibly risky, I'm buying street drugs with no real notion of what's in them"

Impressionable kids will read this shiat, do every drug at once and explode their brains... we don't want that now, do we?
 
2012-08-31 03:31:47 PM  
Maybe next time they could have a heterosexual try this, preferably one that isn't such a wuss.
 
2012-08-31 03:34:59 PM  

phimuskapsi: ...though I've never done E before.


Cooper420: Never on [...] E.


Not too many guys can manage it biologically. Split a Viagra with your partner, though, and you can kill 4 hours easily.
 
2012-08-31 03:36:12 PM  
Article worthless without pictures of girlfriend.
 
2012-08-31 03:39:44 PM  

SumoJeb: sex on mushrooms? No thanks.


I can't even get it up when I'm on shrooms. I guess the Viagra might help with that.
 
2012-08-31 03:41:01 PM  

spelletrader: Maybe next time they could have a heterosexual try this, preferably one that isn't such a wuss.


you owe me a keyboard. thanks for the laugh.
 
2012-08-31 03:45:26 PM  
He sure did leave out a few of the drugs that are great for sex. Speed and amyl nitrates, for starters.
 
2012-08-31 03:48:41 PM  
I've, uh, heard sex on meth is legendary.
 
2012-08-31 03:49:48 PM  

OriginalGamer: I've, uh, heard sex on meth is legendary.


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2012-08-31 03:59:55 PM  

OriginalGamer: I've, uh, heard sex on meth is legendary.


I've heard getting a BJ from someone who's had meth all their life is legendary. Much like Tim Curry in "Legend."
 
2012-08-31 04:08:31 PM  
Please tell me they were doin it to rock and roll as well.
 
2012-08-31 04:14:47 PM  
E isn't that bad. It can even be really good at moments, but definitely hard to finish. On a side note, breasts feel amazing on E.

Weed...is pretty great. All around a fantastic drug to engage in coitus on, as most people here I'm sure have already experienced.

Never tried viagra, but after reading that article...I want.
 
2012-08-31 04:20:25 PM  
Wow he can just get mushrooms like that at his age? I wish I could just call someone, those things are fantastic. I have hippie friends and a medical card, too
 
2012-08-31 04:24:41 PM  

vudukungfu: Did it for fun.
College: Best 8 years of my life.


6 years including grad school. Sometimes you need to trip your way to a Master's Degree.

/absolutely did it for fun
//sex on a bear skin rug on e is a once in a lifetime experience
 
2012-08-31 04:24:51 PM  

SnakeLee: Wow he can just get mushrooms like that at his age? I wish I could just call someone, those things are fantastic. I have hippie friends and a medical card, too


FTFA it seems like someone at work got them for him, but I know a guy that says they aren't that hard to grow...
 
2012-08-31 05:03:40 PM  
FTA: I ended up doing all five drugs within seventy-two hours.

I LOL'd
 
2012-08-31 05:21:41 PM  

phimuskapsi:
But weed, I highly recommend (hah pun unintended), your wife/GF will thank you. Trust me.


Word! A couple of g/fs will attest to that.
Also; J and BJ Day beats Steak and BJ Day.
 
2012-08-31 08:29:19 PM  
Weed: Fantastic.
X: basically impossible, too busy rolling or puking.
Cid: Even worse, waaay to distracted to get horny.
Shrooms: same
Coke: ANGRY SEX! followed by soul crushing guilt.
Weed+Blue Pills: 6 hours of trying to kill a woman through her vagina while she babbles in cthullu prayers. (fan favorite all around).
Alcohol: Wiskydick is not your friend.

Stick to weed kids, your woman will thank you.
 
2012-08-31 09:34:56 PM  
I've never taken drugs prior to a sexual liason.
 
2012-08-31 09:39:04 PM  
Wow - that guy sounded like the biggest pussy on the intertubes, willingness to indulge in illegal narcotics notwithstanding.

/that is all
 
2012-08-31 10:03:29 PM  
I can't stand banging on drugs.

Weed i get lazy and just wanna lay there. X, Coke, Shrooms, cid and uppers, you might get it up but you'll never get done. Its really not as much fun as it sounds.

I mean, it is for a while but after hour 3, you just want to be done already.
 
2012-08-31 10:35:49 PM  
Ive had sex on drugs countless times in my day. Meth is a dirty drug, but sex after that first hit or two was always amazing. Coke sex is pretty good too, but much shorter duration. I never had a sex drive on mushrooms, or else I probably would have had sex on those too. Ive had sex stoned more than I have sober in my lifetime, easily, stoned sex is a bit more relaxed and "absorbed." And finally, alcohol a couple hundred times probably. Sexual sensation to the penis was decreased considerably, I often had to pound out my ex real hard to get the orgasm, because normal tame sex wasnt enough.

Winner: meth sex, IMO, but being a tweaker sucks
Consolation prize: stoned sex is the ol standby
Loser: alcohol may rowl you up more, but decreases sexual satisfaction to some extent
 
2012-08-31 10:37:57 PM  

orclover: Weed: Fantastic.
X: basically impossible, too busy rolling or puking.
Cid: Even worse, waaay to distracted to get horny.
Shrooms: same
Coke: ANGRY SEX! followed by soul crushing guilt.
Weed+Blue Pills: 6 hours of trying to kill a woman through her vagina while she babbles in cthullu prayers. (fan favorite all around).
Alcohol: Wiskydick is not your friend.

Stick to weed kids, your woman will thank you.


more or less agree, except for shrooms.
4th of July many years ago, shagging for hours...every time a firework went off outside fractals went off in my head. one of the best trips and lays i ever had.
too responsible to do it these days though =/
 
2012-08-31 11:39:22 PM  

D_Evans45:
Winner: meth sex, IMO, but being a tweaker sucks
Consolation prize: stoned sex is the ol standby
Loser: alcohol may rowl you up more, but decreases sexual satisfaction to some extent


True dat; the only downside is that once you have speed sex a few times (Adderall, meth, whatever) it can ruin normal sex for quite a while.

FunkJunkie:
more or less agree, except for shrooms.
4th of July many years ago, shagging for hours...every time a firework went off outside fractals went off in my head. one of the best trips and lays i ever had.
too responsible to do it these days though =/


True dat, too. Second runner up is shrooms. It creates a pure animalism rivaled only by amphetamines. If you do it in the pitch dark, it is indescribably transcendental.

The thing about most drugs, IMH, is that one is usually so caught up in the sensation of the moment (conversation, the fuzzyness of the couch, the breathing of the walls) that sex is far from the mind. If one takes the idea of sex, spins it around in one's mind for awhile, and then focuses on their partner, I can almost guarantee a phenomenal experience. Unfortunately, as with the author of this article, the whole thing falls apart if you're not both experiencing the same chemical stimulation at the same time.
 
2012-09-01 12:34:21 AM  
I get too introspective on pot to have sex. But, in college I'd sprinkle some coke on a joint, and it got the balance right. Also, I had a girlfriend who was a sexual superstar in general, but a coco puff turned her up to eleven.

I feel like this is worth mentioning, because coke and marijuana combine to create a different chemical compound which is essentially a discrete drug in its own right. At least, that is my scientifically illiterate understanding.
 
2012-09-01 12:59:40 AM  
Investigative journalism ..... coked, toked, smoked, stroked, poked, and finally evoked to get soaked.
 
2012-09-01 01:52:59 AM  
Interesting how the legal drug was the hardest for him to find. That war on drugs is really working, huh?
 
2012-09-01 09:13:42 AM  
I suspect sex on lsd would be very enjoyable.
 
2012-09-01 09:27:32 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: I suspect sex on lsd would be very enjoyable.


Actually it's just kind of mushy.
 
2012-09-01 12:54:15 PM  
The part where he snorts coke off of his ex-coke addict girlfriend pretty much ranks the author in the 99th percentile of history's greatest douchebags.
 
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