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(Vulture)   Goodnight Sweet Guidettes: A Eulogy for Jersey Shore   (vulture.com) divider line 28
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2012-08-31 02:15:24 PM  
Why do I get the feeling MTV has something even more retarded lined up to take its place?
 
2012-08-31 02:15:54 PM  
What fresh hell are we in for now?
 
2012-08-31 02:17:29 PM  
I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....
 
2012-08-31 02:19:37 PM  
I will pour out my orange drink in memory.

/watched one episode. the situation threw himself against a wall and gave himself a concussion. brilliant, brah.
 
2012-08-31 02:21:36 PM  
I just sounded like that guy.

my bad.
 
2012-08-31 02:25:38 PM  

doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat..


my 17 year old daughter. face-palm.

/but my 15 year old loves monty python so there is hope!!
//please put your plan into effect immediately
 
2012-08-31 02:27:09 PM  

busy chillin': I will pour out my orange drink in memory.

/watched one episode. the situation threw himself against a wall and gave himself a concussion. brilliant, brah.


That's what happens when you're in the farking zone, brah. No, but seriously, I've never seen a single episode, and that makes me feel very content.
 
2012-08-31 02:27:31 PM  

doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....


What's wrong with Dirty Jobs? I've not watched it forever (is it still in production?) but to be fair it did cover some of the craptastic jobs that people do to keep society moving -- unlike the rest of that list which seem to highlight those that drag society down. Plus there's usually something moderately educational thrown in, despite the poo jokes.
 
2012-08-31 02:28:42 PM  
What if they had a show ala 'Reall World' where Guidos had to live with Juggalos? TLC could put it right after Honey Boo Boo.
 
2012-08-31 02:28:46 PM  

sprag: doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....

What's wrong with Dirty Jobs? I've not watched it forever (is it still in production?) but to be fair it did cover some of the craptastic jobs that people do to keep society moving -- unlike the rest of that list which seem to highlight those that drag society down. Plus there's usually something moderately educational thrown in, despite the poo jokes.



OK, I was painting with a pretty broad brush, I guess.
Dirty Jobs can stay.
 
2012-08-31 02:36:19 PM  
Goodbye, all you drunk, herpes laden, eggplant-ancestored, falsely entitled, overweight, overfed, over attended, over perfumed, over made up, worthless, attention whores. Next time I see you, I want fries with that.
 
2012-08-31 02:48:36 PM  

vudukungfu: eggplant-ancestored


that'sracist.jpeg
 
2012-08-31 03:11:30 PM  

doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....



Please post a list of your approved shows on your blog so I will know what to watch. I don't have cable and have to see them on netflix so I hope I can keep up.
 
2012-08-31 03:13:55 PM  

doczoidberg: sprag: doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....

What's wrong with Dirty Jobs? I've not watched it forever (is it still in production?) but to be fair it did cover some of the craptastic jobs that people do to keep society moving -- unlike the rest of that list which seem to highlight those that drag society down. Plus there's usually something moderately educational thrown in, despite the poo jokes.


OK, I was painting with a pretty broad brush, I guess.
Dirty Jobs can stay.


Dirty Jobs just started a new season. It takes place in Australia now.
 
2012-08-31 03:21:37 PM  

doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.


I do. It reigned as the funniest show on TV for like 3 whole years before it got too self aware.
 
2012-08-31 03:48:21 PM  
Don't you get that by watching Jersey Shore, you're only enabling these people???
 
2012-08-31 04:08:20 PM  
Finally. That is all.
 
2012-08-31 04:32:07 PM  

sedric: doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat..

my 17 year old daughter. face-palm.

/but my 15 year old loves monty python so there is hope!!
//please put your plan into effect immediately


Monty Python is overhyped crap by guys on internet message boards. Seriously, some people like dick jokes and guidos, and that is ok too
 
2012-08-31 04:39:27 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: What fresh hell are we in for now?


Don't worry there is always a fresh crop of young douchebaggery

Link
 
2012-08-31 06:34:52 PM  
All that's left now is to euthanize the cast and fill the shore with bleach and concrete.
 
2012-08-31 06:53:57 PM  
That blog sucks.

/no really
//sucks hard
 
2012-08-31 07:23:40 PM  

p the boiler: sedric: doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat..

my 17 year old daughter. face-palm.

/but my 15 year old loves monty python so there is hope!!
//please put your plan into effect immediately

Monty Python is overhyped crap by guys on internet message boards. Seriously, some people like dick jokes and guidos, and that is ok too


And you think that Fark is an appropriate place for you ... why?
 
2012-08-31 07:37:27 PM  
The only thing I want to see from the cast is J-Woww starring in a Vivid video taking some guy's enormous hog in her third input.
 
2012-08-31 08:20:04 PM  

doczoidberg: sprag: doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....

What's wrong with Dirty Jobs? I've not watched it forever (is it still in production?) but to be fair it did cover some of the craptastic jobs that people do to keep society moving -- unlike the rest of that list which seem to highlight those that drag society down. Plus there's usually something moderately educational thrown in, despite the poo jokes.


OK, I was painting with a pretty broad brush, I guess.
Dirty Jobs can stay.


And Junkyard wars has awesome mechanics and has even had rocket scientists building cool shiat.

Honestly, you managed to look dumb while disparaging Jersey Shore. I didn't know that was possible.
 
2012-09-01 01:45:03 AM  

p the boiler: Monty Python is overhyped crap by guys on internet message boards.


Being best of class and overrated are not mutually exclusive. The concept of "Best Rock Band Ever" is a ridiculous quantity to try to measure, but The Beatles probably edge out more claim to it than anyone else. However, they are revered as though they invented the very concept of music.

Python worship is not limited to Internet forums, but is rampant in any white collar industry, college environments and pot smoking counter-cultures. A lot of it merely takes the form of shared cultural reference where person A throws out a quote and persons B through Z are pleased they got the references and by the memory of hearing something funny once. Kind of a weak legacy.

This is a bit of a shame because Python really was brilliant. Not just as comedy, but television in general. Partly it has faded simply because we have forgotten how funny it was the first time we heard it. Some of it seems worn because we forget or never new that these cliches were invented by Python and later copied by everyone that came after, to this day. Some of it's brilliance is irrelevant now, because the context has changed. It's hard to grasp how revolutionary the show was given the culture of the time. Not just American and British Television, but stilted British society itself.
 
2012-09-01 06:55:46 AM  
 
2012-09-01 07:02:59 AM  

SharkTrager: doczoidberg: sprag: doczoidberg: I seriously want to know who watches this kind of shiat.

Here's my plan:

We somehow create a national registry of everyone who watches shows like Jersey Shore, Honey Boo Boo, Junkyard Wars (or whatever is now on The History Channel), Guys with Bad Jobs (Discovery), and Two and a Half Men.

Then, we take away that entire population's TV viewing privileges for a full year.

See how the networks react to having to cater to people with good taste for a while....

What's wrong with Dirty Jobs? I've not watched it forever (is it still in production?) but to be fair it did cover some of the craptastic jobs that people do to keep society moving -- unlike the rest of that list which seem to highlight those that drag society down. Plus there's usually something moderately educational thrown in, despite the poo jokes.


OK, I was painting with a pretty broad brush, I guess.
Dirty Jobs can stay.

And Junkyard wars has awesome mechanics and has even had rocket scientists building cool shiat.

Honestly, you managed to look dumb while disparaging Jersey Shore. I didn't know that was possible.




I didn't even know that Junkyard Wars was a real show.
I envisioned it as, like, people fighting each other in a junkyard.

...And, now that I think of it, that would be pretty cool.
 
2012-09-01 03:03:24 PM  

laid back w/bud light: The only thing I want to see from the cast is J-Woww starring in a Vivid video taking some guy's enormous hog in her third input.


i172.photobucket.com

Did someone say J-WOW?
 
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