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(Mandatory)   "I bet kangaroos get drunk and find some ridiculous shiat in their pouches in the morning" and the rest of this week's funniest tweets   (mandatory.com) divider line 38
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2012-08-31 01:16:03 PM
Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?
 
2012-08-31 01:17:10 PM
It's like watching an action movie without watching an action movie.
 
2012-08-31 01:18:10 PM
Oh my!

"Threesomes are so awkward when you're the only one conscious."
 
2012-08-31 01:20:09 PM

clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?


it could just be you.
 
2012-08-31 01:21:00 PM
Oh wow these again.

They are "hmph"-worthy. That's about it. And I'm not some humour snob, I think Dane Cook can be hilarious.

Also, ruminations.com did it first, and better.
 
2012-08-31 01:22:29 PM

clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?


It was broken for me too. Chrome+adblock+ghostery+DoNotTrack
 
2012-08-31 01:23:13 PM
"The drunk text from a guy you decided not to go home with is like the ankle grab from someone you just shot."

wat?
 
2012-08-31 01:24:11 PM

vonzales: "The drunk text from a guy you decided not to go home with is like the ankle grab from someone you just shot."

wat?


Ghostery here too, also broken with mozilla.
 
2012-08-31 01:25:39 PM
they were called jumpolines until your mom got on one.

/priceless
 
2012-08-31 01:28:10 PM
I admit I liked the spiders one.
 
2012-08-31 01:29:35 PM

sure haven't: Oh wow these again.

They are "hmph"-worthy. That's about it. And I'm not some humour snob, I think Dane Cook can be hilarious.

Also, ruminations.com did it first, and better.


I used to love that site, but it went downhill about two years ago. Plus the mods there really hate some users
 
2012-08-31 01:34:48 PM
Is this site a member of the SuperDeluxe family?
 
2012-08-31 01:35:11 PM
I learned on Dirty Jobs that the babby roo poops and pees in the pouch (where else would it?) and mamma has to lick the pouch clean, so I guess this guy is right.

Well, except for the getting drunk part.
 
2012-08-31 01:37:23 PM
familyguy.eg-w.com
 
2012-08-31 01:38:00 PM
Also, I can't decide if being the person to find these tweets would be a really fun or really boring job
 
2012-08-31 01:38:21 PM

clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?


Just you. Worked fine for me.
 
2012-08-31 01:47:26 PM
"They were called 'Jumplalines' until your Mom got on one"...Oh I laughed so hard
 
2012-08-31 01:51:42 PM

vonzales: clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?

it could just be you.


Are you suggesting that clevershark doesn't work with Chrome?
 
2012-08-31 02:03:07 PM
and there goes all productivity this afternoon.
not that I'm complaining. It's merely an observation to go with my beer.
 
2012-08-31 02:05:34 PM
So, instead of TextsFromLastNight its Tweets from last night?
 
2012-08-31 02:07:08 PM
I liked the one about hiring the agressively crazy lady to be your life coach. It elevated it above the usual 'other people are stupid' comment relating that story could've been.

Also, an agressively crazy life coach might work. As long as you never disagree, of course.
 
2012-08-31 02:08:37 PM
radish, jumpoline, and balloon
 
2012-08-31 02:11:36 PM
My fav from last week -

"this girl at the bar thinks that sci-fi and fantasy are the same genre! Good luck getting into MY pants, loser!"

I lol'd - because I have been a girl in a bar who has said that.
 
2012-08-31 02:12:04 PM

cowgirl toffee: vonzales: clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?

it could just be you.

Are you suggesting that clevershark doesn't work with Chrome?


Yeah, sure, maybe...
I viewed the site with Chrome. Do you work for google?
 
2012-08-31 02:16:17 PM

vonzales: cowgirl toffee: vonzales: clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?

it could just be you.

Are you suggesting that clevershark doesn't work with Chrome?

Yeah, sure, maybe...
I viewed the site with Chrome. Do you work for google?


Na, I work for IE. I was just hoping there was someone, anyone, out there that still uses Explorer. *sigh* 
:P
 
2012-08-31 02:18:05 PM
Doesn't work with either Chrome or Firefox for me.
 
2012-08-31 02:19:07 PM

cowgirl toffee:
... I was just hoping there was someone, anyone, out there that still uses Explorer. *sigh* 
:P


I use IE for some of the company intra-net and web-based tools. It's much better than it used to be.
 
2012-08-31 02:36:58 PM
couldn't read the site either
in related new, i did enjoy this particular one from Ricky Gervais this week
Link
 
2012-08-31 02:38:32 PM
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-08-31 02:38:42 PM
All you people who can't get the site to work:
Are you running NoScript?
 
2012-08-31 02:39:26 PM

vonzales: cowgirl toffee:
... I was just hoping there was someone, anyone, out there that still uses Explorer. *sigh* 
:P

I use IE for some of the company intra-net and web-based tools. It's much better than it used to be.


if you change your diet to nothing but sugar and chocolate, your poop will taste much better than it used to. youre still eating poop.
 
2012-08-31 02:39:50 PM

cowgirl toffee: vonzales: cowgirl toffee: vonzales: clevershark: Is it just me or does that site not work with Chrome?

it could just be you.

Are you suggesting that clevershark doesn't work with Chrome?

Yeah, sure, maybe...
I viewed the site with Chrome. Do you work for google?

Na, I work for IE. I was just hoping there was someone, anyone, out there that still uses Explorer. *sigh* 
:P


I do at work but I think it's about IE6, so unless you've been there a while your work is still not being appreaciated.
 
2012-08-31 02:40:51 PM

Gunther: Doesn't work with either Chrome or Firefox for me.


I tried on my Etch-a-Sketch. Didn't work. I even tried picking it up and shaking it to clear the screen and tried again. Still nothing.
 
2012-08-31 02:43:49 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: cowgirl toffee: vonzales: cowgirl toffee: vonzales: clevershark:...

I do at work but I think it's about IE6, so unless you've been there a while your work is still not being appreaciated.


*runs off crying*
 
2012-08-31 03:18:30 PM

stampylives:
if you change your diet to nothing but sugar and chocolate, your poop will taste much better than it used to. youre still eating poop.


true, but at least I'm getting paid by the hour. When I run my own company, I'll use the best browsers.
 
2012-08-31 03:54:08 PM
I'll admit, the parrot one had me lmao for some reason.

I had this perfect mental clip of a parrot saying that as soon as someone entered the room.
 
2012-08-31 04:26:54 PM
doesn't work for me, dont know what layer of protection is preventing the stuff from showing up, but really why isn't this just a damn text list?
 
2012-09-01 06:40:16 PM
Lame anyways
 
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