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2012-08-31 10:20:13 PM  
Holy crap Michigan State, are you aware that you're not supposed to give the other team the ball?
 
2012-08-31 10:20:49 PM  

steamingpile: kwame: Just making it clear I love my Tennessee Vols.

It's great

To be

A Tennessee Vol!

Are you actually using a gator chant? UT fans should beat you to death for that and then see if you still say that after facing real teams.


Not a gator chant at all. That's the chant that UT fans say during the game.

I hope the defense gets better, but the offense looks like it has improved. Bray looks like he could have a really good season if he keeps this up.
 
2012-08-31 10:23:24 PM  

ffish: steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.

You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.


Because I told you eons ago I'm not paying for shiat, I went to your site once and all I saw was some pay to pick shiat. Besides I know my team and the main conferences, I don't follow shiat teams enough to know which team is the best out of the shiat squads. I can't afford to waste more time picking teams I don't watch while you feed numbers into a computer to let it pick for you.

Fact remains he ACC still sucks, MSU is average, and teams that used to finish in the top 10 wind up in the middle of the pack in real conferences. Take a bow Utah.
 
2012-08-31 10:26:23 PM  

steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.

You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.

Because I told you eons ago I'm not paying for shiat, I went to your site once and all I saw was some pay to pick shiat. Besides I know my team and the main conferences, I don't follow shiat teams enough to know which team is the best out of the shiat squads. I can't afford to waste more time picking teams I don't watch while you feed numbers into a computer to let it pick for you.

Fact remains he ACC still sucks, MSU is average, and teams that used to finish in the top 10 wind up in the middle of the pack in real conferences. Take a bow Utah.


It's free and always has been. 11 of the 12 games each week involve BCS conference teams; of those, 8 are only games between two BCS teams.

What's your next excuse?
 
2012-08-31 10:27:05 PM  
Michigan State is literally handing a terrible Boise State team the ball. Boise's offense is a joke, their defense is average, but MichSt just... WANTS to lose. This is ridiculous
 
2012-08-31 10:30:21 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.


Join a real conference and win then I will shut up, I even have a bet with headlever(I think) that if Boise wins 7 or more I will quit posting in cfb threads. Hell I don't think they would finish above .500 even in the ACC or big Least.

Its easy to get up for one hard game then play shiat but its a lot harder to get up for average games in the middle of the year, as the past few years have shown all of us.
 
2012-08-31 10:32:45 PM  

Sargun: Michigan State is literally handing a terrible Boise State team the ball. Boise's offense is a joke, their defense is average, but MichSt just... WANTS to lose. This is ridiculous


If Boise State is average what does that make Michigan State?
 
2012-08-31 10:34:07 PM  

ffish: steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.

You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.

Because I told you eons ago I'm not paying for shiat, I went to your site once and all I saw was some pay to pick shiat. Besides I know my team and the main conferences, I don't follow shiat teams enough to know which team is the best out of the shiat squads. I can't afford to waste more time picking teams I don't watch while you feed numbers into a computer to let it pick for you.

Fact remains he ACC still sucks, MSU is average, and teams that used to finish in the top 10 wind up in the middle of the pack in real conferences. Take a bow Utah.

It's free and always has been. 11 of the 12 games each week involve BCS conference teams; of those, 8 are only games between two BCS teams.

What's your next excuse?


Mainly that I don't give a shiat, I'm right and it kills all of you that are fans in clearly inferior teams and I know you got a hard on for me to join just on the off chance I do bad. If I remember you and your boyfriend are GT fans so I know the driving force techie, mainly he fact if having one win in over a decade. Have fun with your computer picking your games.
 
2012-08-31 10:35:29 PM  

Chunks McGunks: Sargun: Michigan State is literally handing a terrible Boise State team the ball. Boise's offense is a joke, their defense is average, but MichSt just... WANTS to lose. This is ridiculous

If Boise State is average what does that make Michigan State?


depressing
 
2012-08-31 10:37:38 PM  

Chunks McGunks: Sargun: Michigan State is literally handing a terrible Boise State team the ball. Boise's offense is a joke, their defense is average, but MichSt just... WANTS to lose. This is ridiculous

If Boise State is average what does that make Michigan State?


An unprepared team, I give Peterson that much, he gets his teams ready to play that first game. It should not even be close MSU should be up by 2 TDs but have pissed away chances.
 
2012-08-31 10:37:43 PM  

steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.

You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.

Because I told you eons ago I'm not paying for shiat, I went to your site once and all I saw was some pay to pick shiat. Besides I know my team and the main conferences, I don't follow shiat teams enough to know which team is the best out of the shiat squads. I can't afford to waste more time picking teams I don't watch while you feed numbers into a computer to let it pick for you.

Fact remains he ACC still sucks, MSU is average, and teams that used to finish in the top 10 wind up in the middle of the pack in real conferences. Take a bow Utah.

It's free and always has been. 11 of the 12 games each week involve BCS conference teams; of those, 8 are only games between two BCS teams.

What's your next excuse?

Mainly that I don't give a shiat, I'm right and it kills all of you that are fans in clearly inferior teams and I know you got a hard on for me to join just on the off chance I do bad. If I remember you and your boyfriend are GT fans so I know the driving force techie, mainly he fact if having one win in over a decade. Have fun with your computer picking your games.


Actually I don't root for any team, I just report what the data says. I'm *definitely* not a GT fan, though.

But keep posting. Maybe eventually you'll post something correct.

Eventually.
 
2012-08-31 10:38:49 PM  
Oh, and my blog co-author is a Razorback.

Just FYI.
 
2012-08-31 10:39:05 PM  

steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.

You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.

Because I told you eons ago I'm not paying for shiat, I went to your site once and all I saw was some pay to pick shiat. Besides I know my team and the main conferences, I don't follow shiat teams enough to know which team is the best out of the shiat squads. I can't afford to waste more time picking teams I don't watch while you feed numbers into a computer to let it pick for you.

Fact remains he ACC still sucks, MSU is average, and teams that used to finish in the top 10 wind up in the middle of the pack in real conferences. Take a bow Utah.

It's free and always has been. 11 of the 12 games each week involve BCS conference teams; of those, 8 are only games between two BCS teams.

What's your next excuse?

Mainly that I don't give a shiat, I'm right and it kills all of you that are fans in clearly inferior teams and I know you got a hard on for me to join just on the off chance I do bad. If I remember you and your boyfriend are GT fans so I know the driving force techie, mainly he fact if having one win in over a decade. Have fun with your computer picking your games.


Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blocked.
 
2012-08-31 10:39:30 PM  
Paul Rudd better watch out ray may stab him.
 
2012-08-31 10:41:10 PM  
Hi guise! Whats going on in this thread?
 
2012-08-31 10:44:53 PM  

ffish: steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: ffish: steamingpile: AKTurkey: 50 yards in penalties state and the game isn't even halfway over? O_o

If I didn't know better then I would say the NCAA has been using Boise to get more games to sucker more of you out of money. Way to many penalties called their way when they could be called for a chop block almost every play.

You're the goalpost-mover who talks a lot but never puts himself to the test in the Fark pick'em, right?

I remember you.

Because I told you eons ago I'm not paying for shiat, I went to your site once and all I saw was some pay to pick shiat. Besides I know my team and the main conferences, I don't follow shiat teams enough to know which team is the best out of the shiat squads. I can't afford to waste more time picking teams I don't watch while you feed numbers into a computer to let it pick for you.

Fact remains he ACC still sucks, MSU is average, and teams that used to finish in the top 10 wind up in the middle of the pack in real conferences. Take a bow Utah.

It's free and always has been. 11 of the 12 games each week involve BCS conference teams; of those, 8 are only games between two BCS teams.

What's your next excuse?

Mainly that I don't give a shiat, I'm right and it kills all of you that are fans in clearly inferior teams and I know you got a hard on for me to join just on the off chance I do bad. If I remember you and your boyfriend are GT fans so I know the driving force techie, mainly he fact if having one win in over a decade. Have fun with your computer picking your games.

Actually I don't root for any team, I just report what the data says. I'm *definitely* not a GT fan, though.

But keep posting. Maybe eventually you'll post something correct.

Eventually.


I have posted a lot correct, its just hard for you to admit that point.

And I'm pretty positive you and your buddy both root for GT because a while ago you were called on your UGA hate. Its OK eventually GT will win a game, maybe the entire team will food poisoning and they will have the cheerleaders play so GT has a shot at winning.
 
2012-08-31 10:46:12 PM  

steamingpile: Mid_mo_mad_man: The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.

Join a real conference and win then I will shut up, I even have a bet with headlever(I think) that if Boise wins 7 or more I will quit posting in cfb threads. Hell I don't think they would finish above .500 even in the ACC or big Least.

Its easy to get up for one hard game then play shiat but its a lot harder to get up for average games in the middle of the year, as the past few years have shown all of us.


I'm not a fan of BSU. I think their demands of a home and home are ridiculous. But playing big names on the road is how you become legitimate. Florida State became a powerhouse by doing just that. BSU keeps winning and at some point, the big conferences will have to welcome them into the fold. They might be a .500 team, but people wouldn't shiat on them because of it.
 
2012-08-31 10:50:58 PM  
False start. All of em
 
2012-08-31 10:52:02 PM  
Whoever has the controller loves using the spinorama move with bell.
 
2012-08-31 10:53:51 PM  
Bell is one hell of a running back. Michigan State couldn't be any more one demensional at this point and he's getting it done. Their QB looks flat awful and they're still in position to tie up the game of take the lead here.
 
2012-08-31 10:55:04 PM  
Let's just put Bell at QB for the rest of the game, he's doing everything else.
 
2012-08-31 10:55:05 PM  
Bell looks like Lattimore from the start of last year.
 
2012-08-31 10:57:26 PM  
Bell now has more total yards, and points, than the Boise offense.
 
2012-08-31 10:58:21 PM  
Good game
 
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2012-08-31 10:58:37 PM  
As a wolferine fan that loves green while they're not playing blue, I gotta say I'm disappointed in MSUs performance tonight. I didn't think it would be a blowout by any means, because I respect BSU, but cmooooooon, they've given up some huge plays, just disappointed.

I'm terrified for tomorrow though, with umich vs bama. Umich is my team, but I dunno if they can get it done, hopefully denard is at the top of his game. Not to say denard runs things, but it seems like when he's off his game, it throws everyone else off...

What do I care though. Tomorrow is game 2 for my kids first season in little league football. Last week they beat the team that creamed them in 2011, and they're playing one of the best teams in his league tomorrow. Fark green, Fark blue, go Berkley steelers vs Madison heights whatstheirnames!
 
2012-08-31 10:59:03 PM  

blindy the pirate: steamingpile: Mid_mo_mad_man: The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.

Join a real conference and win then I will shut up, I even have a bet with headlever(I think) that if Boise wins 7 or more I will quit posting in cfb threads. Hell I don't think they would finish above .500 even in the ACC or big Least.

Its easy to get up for one hard game then play shiat but its a lot harder to get up for average games in the middle of the year, as the past few years have shown all of us.

I'm not a fan of BSU. I think their demands of a home and home are ridiculous. But playing big names on the road is how you become legitimate. Florida State became a powerhouse by doing just that. BSU keeps winning and at some point, the big conferences will have to welcome them into the fold. They might be a .500 team, but people wouldn't shiat on them because of it.


If you don't think that BSU couldn't win the Big East or ACC you all are fools
 
2012-08-31 11:01:31 PM  

blindy the pirate: steamingpile: Mid_mo_mad_man: The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.

Join a real conference and win then I will shut up, I even have a bet with headlever(I think) that if Boise wins 7 or more I will quit posting in cfb threads. Hell I don't think they would finish above .500 even in the ACC or big Least.

Its easy to get up for one hard game then play shiat but its a lot harder to get up for average games in the middle of the year, as the past few years have shown all of us.

I'm not a fan of BSU. I think their demands of a home and home are ridiculous. But playing big names on the road is how you become legitimate. Florida State became a powerhouse by doing just that. BSU keeps winning and at some point, the big conferences will have to welcome them into the fold. They might be a .500 team, but people wouldn't shiat on them because of it.


I give them that but they pick teams who are decent but are looking to be down or not as strong as they are in the past years. That happened with Oregon who was thought to be good but unproven and immature, VT was over rated the year they played(and no I give them zero credit for winning the ACC, that's like winning a sandlot league), and I called UGA losing last year coming off a season which almost got their coach fired and no the sec east meant Jack shiat last year.
 
2012-08-31 11:03:06 PM  
According to CBSsports, the Florida State game tomorrow doesn't have a point spread because it is impossible to predict the ass whooping expected
 
2012-08-31 11:04:55 PM  
Well, NCSU is proof positive that it's hard to win football games if you play like a sackful of vaginas.

/vagina
 
2012-08-31 11:06:45 PM  
Ouch. Picked up the first down on 4th and 2 but had a time out called just before the snap. And sliding on a designed QB run 2 yards before the first down line? Don't call a QB draw then.
 
2012-08-31 11:07:31 PM  
Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.
 
2012-08-31 11:07:46 PM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: blindy the pirate: steamingpile: Mid_mo_mad_man: The hate for BSU in this thread is unwarranted. All they ever do is go out and play anyone anywhere and win.

Join a real conference and win then I will shut up, I even have a bet with headlever(I think) that if Boise wins 7 or more I will quit posting in cfb threads. Hell I don't think they would finish above .500 even in the ACC or big Least.

Its easy to get up for one hard game then play shiat but its a lot harder to get up for average games in the middle of the year, as the past few years have shown all of us.

I'm not a fan of BSU. I think their demands of a home and home are ridiculous. But playing big names on the road is how you become legitimate. Florida State became a powerhouse by doing just that. BSU keeps winning and at some point, the big conferences will have to welcome them into the fold. They might be a .500 team, but people wouldn't shiat on them because of it.

If you don't think that BSU couldn't win the Big East or ACC you all are fools


They can't go undefeated in their own conference so......

If you can't see they are in a cupcake conference then you should quit arguing, all conferences wear you down but that conference is the go to conference for teams to schedule easy wins and C-USA. So instead of losing one of the last few weekends they lose earlier in the year.

Does anyone really give Michigan a chance to win?
 
2012-08-31 11:08:04 PM  
Now we just need to cover the spread.
 
2012-08-31 11:10:06 PM  

Chunks McGunks: Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.


I'm sure the unemployed Moore appreciates your support.
 
2012-08-31 11:12:25 PM  
A first down almost wins the game for Michigan State so Boise plays soft on the outside? Genius!
 
2012-08-31 11:12:30 PM  

steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.

I'm sure the unemployed Moore appreciates your support.


Oh and that's another thing I was right on, I was called insane that Moore would not be drafted and now he's not even on a team.

/good in college does not mean good in pros
 
2012-08-31 11:13:18 PM  

steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.

I'm sure the unemployed Moore appreciates your support.


He made the final 53 on an NFL team. Is that no longer a job?
 
2012-08-31 11:13:40 PM  
Well that's it.

Boise State 0-1
Bell 1-0
 
2012-08-31 11:15:41 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Well that's it.

Boise State 0-1
Bell 1-0


Yeah, but sims gets an honorable mention for the offense as well. The wideouts will likely get chewed out for the next week.
 
2012-08-31 11:15:59 PM  
Every conference has bullshiat teams in it. Every good team has the other teams trying to snipe talent by offering immediate playing time. Coaches don't have the 5 year deal to mould their programs to their playbooks anymore. And I forgot where I was going with all this...

/FSU national champs this year
 
2012-08-31 11:17:58 PM  
That UNITE show on espnU is horrible
 
2012-08-31 11:18:34 PM  

Chunks McGunks: steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.

I'm sure the unemployed Moore appreciates your support.

He made the final 53 on an NFL team. Is that no longer a job?


He was cut by the lions
 
2012-08-31 11:20:01 PM  
Exact same score as the South Carolina - Vandy game. South Carolina and Michigan State look like very similar teams. Neither should be in the top 15 IMO.
 
2012-08-31 11:20:40 PM  

steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.

I'm sure the unemployed Moore appreciates your support.

He made the final 53 on an NFL team. Is that no longer a job?

He was cut by the lions


Check again man.
 
2012-08-31 11:22:25 PM  
Whoops misread the news flash, oh well it happens that's what happens when you drink beer from bottle that's larger than a wine bottle. Geez that's a lot of beer....

And I am sick of the phrase "beast mode" you're a grown ass man quit saying stupid shiat.
 
2012-08-31 11:26:50 PM  
So, does this mean we won't have to hear about BSU for the rest of the season?

/glad football is back
 
2012-08-31 11:27:23 PM  

steamingpile: Whoops misread the news flash, oh well it happens that's what happens when you drink beer from bottle that's larger than a wine bottle. Geez that's a lot of beer....

And I am sick of the phrase "beast mode" you're a grown ass man quit saying stupid shiat.


Meh I just heard it during the game. I don't keep up with him but he was a great college QB.
 
2012-08-31 11:27:54 PM  

Chunks McGunks: steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: steamingpile: Chunks McGunks: Southwick's no Kellon Moore. That's for sure.

I'm sure the unemployed Moore appreciates your support.

He made the final 53 on an NFL team. Is that no longer a job?

He was cut by the lions

Check again man.


I have him tagged as "always wrong about football." It hasn't lead me astray yet.

I'm still waiting for him to provide any proof that I'm a GT homer. Or that FunOfficePools was every a pay site. Or that I said Boise would go undefeated in a major conference. Or really support anything he's said here.

Well-played, Michigan State. Get a handle on the turnovers and you'll be a really solid team.

I can't wait until week 3 or 4 when we really get a feel for who's going to be good this year.
 
2012-08-31 11:28:28 PM  

blindy the pirate: So, does this mean we won't have to hear about BSU for the rest of the season?

/glad football is back


Yes, so that means my hatred of the Spartans is tempered a little bit, we get rid of that dumb shiat early.

I bet some dumb ass will now say they deserve to get in if they finish with just one loss!!!!!
 
2012-08-31 11:30:23 PM  

blindy the pirate: So, does this mean we won't have to hear about BSU for the rest of the season?

/glad football is back


Probably. You return five starters out of 22 and you're going to have a rough year. I suspect this will be something closer to a 9-3 year (losses to MSU, BYU, and Southern Miss or maybe one other random team).
 
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